#DevlonBBwhatReyoudoinghere

[nightcourtnews]

Rumour has it that a previously dead High Lord and Lady have given birth to son and the child is cursed with wings! Is this what the red comet seen across Prythian earlier in the year was trying to warn us about? xoxo gossip girls #RedStarAtNightCursedChildGivesFlight? #ZombieBaby

Chey here with an anonymous tip from a reader!

Am I the only one getting the vibe that this report was sent in by the Illyrian war-camp leader Devlon? The wing comments are giving “red-herring” babe and it’s not a great look.

Prythian Gazette and its affiliate Night Court News will not tolerate such slander against the winged fae living amongst us.

Regarding the red comet, our sources state the occurrence of the comet was a training exercise. But anyone with a brain knows that’s code for “classified information”.

Better sharpen your swords Devy baby, it was likely a witch. 🙄

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A/N: to the actual person who sent this in from the person writing these posts I literally LOL’d. This was fun to reply to. Thank you!