#Detroit and Mum watches yhs

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Detroit and Mum watches yhs ep 2 and 3

Ep 2

• MUM’S COMING FOR MY ASS AND SAID THAT I STAY UP TOO LATE

• ninjas????

• I just realised the ‘fanart’ was mostly made by the actors

• Milo still doesn’t want us to watch

• Mum is very bored

• BEE MOVIE

• Cat

• Here in yhs ieverything is CRAB

• AGAIN WITH THE MUM

• Yuro and PowerDragon are the only ones that are kind of Japanese???

• Everyone’s making fun of Sam and he’s crying

• Mum thinks he’s very pathetic

• J has a sword and stabbed the teacher

• glow in the dark sword

• Gareth got sad

• “give me money please” bitch

• Sam stabbed someone

• “What about me Taurtis????” Whiney Bitch

• the girls are absolutely wrecking him in chat

• Mum’s angry at Sam bc he called Sookie his GF

• Soul has a blog

• on Fumblr

Ep 3

• J is ripped and Yuro has a tattoo

• Yuki hit on Taurtis and I’m very confused

• Yuro, PD, and Sookie doesn’t like water

• feeling bad for Invader

• this is the second time he ran away crying

• the map is really tiny

• his classmates keeps tearing into Sam and I am laughing

• Gareth is there

• Rowan is short why do I feel like Rowan is short

• Soul’s feathers is falling off and Sookie took her there

• classmates are still bashing Sam

• J’s rich

• Soul and Sookie being cute

• SHY MY ASS

• BUNNY BOY

• Sookie slapped him

• TWICE

• Sam tried to pick at Soul naked

• J’s being a sugar daddy to Sam and Taurtis

• Taurtis and Sam are talking abt stealing

• bunny boy

• Mum doesn’t like Sam bc he’s pathetic

• Ransom note...

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Detroit and Mum watches Ep 1

• Taurtis forgot abt school and mood

• 7 AM?!?!?!

• Mother likes the bathroom part

• Mum is laughing at Sam’s alcohol problem

• my dog Melissa is joining us as well as her son Milo

• Mum: why is it so dark out?

Taurtis: it’s dark out

• my mum just laughed at the ‘what if a car hits you?’

• Taurtis: Hey beautiful

•Mum just made fun of CrabmanCarl

• Taurtis is sweet talking the shop keeper

• 6200 yen isn’t that expensive in terms of money

• carrot

• Taurtis is dancing with the girls while Sam’s calling his mum and my Mum is more interested in him than Sam

• Milo started crying

• HE STOPPED WHEN I PAUSED THE VIDEO

• you hit him first

• why my wife left me made me and mum laugh

• English only??? We’re in Japan

• “is your wife gonna be there” me and my mum: OH MY GOODNESS

• the assignment is literally something I would do in grade school

• I feel bad for Gareth

• Sam is cringe

• T took to long to introduce himself and mood

• Mum and I feel bad for Gareth

• JTS is drinking in school

• Sam’s forcing T to ask abt JTS’s Scar

• Mum likes prof Gareth and I feel so bad

• a pack of Wild Wolves and defeated them with his teeth and skinned him

• Taurtis is trying to starve Sam and I am grinning

• Sam just bc you gave Sookie a carrot she isn’t your girlfriend

• Sam can’t read

• Rowan

• Yuro has a tail????

• I thought JtheStar was smart but he uses a wrench to go in and out of his locker

• Yuro has a tail

• Worthless Maggots

• Mum got bored

• Mum called Sam a momma’s boy and thinks he’s pathetic

• BOOM

• SOMEONE HIT SAM OFF THE OBSTACLE COURSE AND ROWAN CALLED HIM A SISSY

• JTS Did the obstacle course like 10 times

• Rowan just jumped in after the boys and mum laughed at him

• JTS is Norwegian

• Rowan killed the principal

• why does Sam know where a teacher lives??

• Mum finds Sam concerning

• Mum still likes Gareth

• poor JTS he only wants to hunt deer

• Yuro knows what’s up

• J has a race car

• ROWAN HAS A MONSTER TRUCK

• Mum just called Sam pathetic for watching Teletubbies

• Soul called Sam a nerd and Sam went to go cry like the bitch he is

• Taurtis stop lying to him

• Gareth lives next to S and T

• That’s the end

• Mum thinks Sam’s entertainingly creepy

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Did I mention that I haven’t told my mum anything about Yhs

Dad’s home so that’s all for today

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Detroit and Mum watches yhs ep 4

• Mum doesn’t think Gareth murdered his wife, smart

• because she likes him

•they keep playing keep away with the bear

• Mum feels bad for Invader

• her favorite is Prof Gareth

• she thinks that people are telling rumors about him

• a lot of blood and mum’s being positive that Prof Gareth didn’t commit murder

• Mum believes that Taurtis was hallucinating the skulls

• mum’s not bored anymore

• Twitter is Twitter while tumblr is Fumblr

• everyone follows everyone

• what is it with PD and stuff glowing in the dark

• there’s no such thing as cool rude

• I have decided to go numb to all of Sam’s bullshit

• Mum thinks Gareth is funny

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So I got inspired by @overachieving-night-light and their reacting to yhs posts and I didn’t really want to copy them and I’m too much of a coward to watch it myself

So I’m getting my mum to watch it with me :P

Wish us luck

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Detroit and Mum watches yhs ep 5

• Mum thought Taurtis’s name is Tortoise

• everytime Sam speaks makes me sick

• again with the fan art

• police...

• Gareth.... oh oh no

• It’s obvious it’s Yuki

• Chan looks like Asano

• AGAIN WITH DOLLARS AND CENTS

• Mum asked if we could join the game and I have to explain a whitelist

• animal meat

• Shrek

• Rich J

• we took a detour and looked at Sam and Taurtis’s real faces. She laughed at Sam’s face

• Mum’s worried about the rope

• reminded her that the series is v problematic

• Sookie and Yuki lived with each other

• Chan Can play piano

• This ep is really boring

• Taurtis slapped J

• chocolate chip cookies mixed with raisins, Taurtis....

• everyone is bullying Sam and I am living for it

• Doki doki literature club

• PD is colourblind

• Taurtis don’t make poems pls

• They stole a game crab

• ...Mum hates the fact that Sam’s laughing at the thought of Gareth’s s*icide

• Fwotter is Twitter

• Paul Blart is both a movie and an actual person in yhs

• I feel bad for Sookie

• J likes Manga

• PD is the leader of the Computer club

• J is the leader of the Manga club

• Chan has purple eyes

• Sam: I’m not a monster

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Detroit and Mum watch yhs ep 6

• Field Day

• GRIND HIS BONES ROWAN

• mum said Rowan’s ugly

• Rowan: FROLICK

• PD’s heavy as hell and I love that

• thicc Power Dragon?????

• Sam’s a fat bastard

• PD has muscles

• This is the start of Salex and Taurtis’s relationship

• I think I vomited a bit when Sam said ‘me and Sookie not me and Invader’ like bitch you barely talked to Sookie

• IF MY MOTHER WAS IN SOOKIE’S PLACE SHE WOULD FEEL FLATTERED MUM NOOOO

• But she wouldn’t date a guy like Sam bc he’s weird

• Rowan said No to domestic abuse

• Mum wouldn’t date a guy like Rowan

• Mum would date Gareth tho

• Gareth’s smoking

• Mum doesn’t agree with Polyamory relationships...

• while I’m here like poly rights

• we agreed to disagree

• Sookie: ok have him

SOOKIE MY GIRL

• mum’s understanding why I don’t like him

• Hopscotch is the manliest sport

• J pillared up with the sand and got stuck

• J YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE THE SMART ONE

• Rowan is on the swing and he wants to be pushed

• Rowan likes Bee movie

•J’s betting

• YouTube is TubeYou

• Rowan is v fast

• Rowan never skips leg day

• J GOT STRUCK BY LIGHTNING

• J just jumped off and Taurtis followed him...

• these two idiots

• Gareth’s standing in the middle of the road

• poor Yuro, he doesn’t want to get wet

• JTS IS A COOK

• JTS made rabbit stew, the mad lad

• Taurtis is snooping around

• Mango...

• Rowan: I WANNA WATCH THE BEE MOVIE

• Gareth x Rowan let’s go

• fuck it I know abt Okami

• Gareth x Rowan x Okami

• we have never seen or heard his mum’s voice I think Sam’s pretending she even exists

• Mum thinks Rowan’s rude

Which fair

• Taurtis is such a good wing man