#Despap Citato

[jadedresearcher]

New Fan Troll

So one meme lead to another and now we have a new Troll:

Despap Citato. 

So let me paint a picture for you:

I was working on TreeSim and needed an icon for “no items equipped, you’re just going to pick some fruit” and Loss on Discord suggested I modify the “john reaching through time and space” picture to be that. 

But then people asked if it could be an emote for ‘papping’ and i was all sure why not, and then we started to meme  and I said “des :pap: cito” and suddenly things spiralled out of control until that became a fan troll whos quirk was saying things like :pap:er and :pap:yrus and such. Clearly they are a pale player, and since the arm is coming out of a green portal, maybe they are a Lime Blood who can make portals to pap people at any distance.

THEN someone made a DollSim entry for them (which I promptly shoved into premade dolls for posterity, in the “rp” section)

http://farragofiction.com/DollSim/index.html?Despap+Citato%3A___YUZYIAZYIAQ2AAZYIAQ2AAIUAA_7op_7opZYIAAAAAS0tLOjo6ERERAAAAERERMzMzxMTEB4RGA0IjCIEsCWA7YC0AaXAnAKcAwgDGAYwCoAVGA%3D

Of course, now that they have a DollSim string, that means we can also see their ‘canon’ data, from the links on that page, and let me tell you, it only gets better.

First off: Their Troll call lets us know that they are an aspiring legislacertaor (he sentences you to catch these hands, of love and support), and that flower garland is actually several heads of lettuce. We don’t talk about the vomiting robot incident:

He’s a Sylph of Rage (despite what his sign says, apparently) and uses grenadekind (imagine that with portals that let you put your hands wherever he wants). He also is in every quadrant except pale with himself (pale is open to the world obvs).  He also uses Miracle Modus which i imagine involves just shoving a hand into a portal and accepting whatever he can grab.

Speaking of grabbing, check out how canon his echedladder is:

Max tier: Grab Guardian.

[hs-wigglersim-alumni]

Despap Citato