#Derek Jacobi Callahan

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Legally Blonde UK remake starring 2000s era Billie Piper and David Tennant as Elle and Emmett. Is this anything

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Newsies as CM Characters

Warning - this is so cursed. i paid no attention to gender, so yeah, it's all based off of key personality traits. again, super fucking cursed

Aaron Hotchner - Medda Larkin

Essentially a parent to everyone

Good at what they do

Very involved in work

Knows their friends very well

Derek Morgan - Spot Conlon

Strong muscle man

Appears violent but very soft

Takes care of everyone

Probably doing something dumb right now

Spencer Reid - Racetrack Higgins

Gay twink / pretty boy

Insanely smart, with the common sense of a two year old

Talks all of the time

Sits cross legged on chairs and other random surfaces

(also addictive personality)

Penelope Garcia - Crutchie Morris

Loves their family so much

Has loads of little trinkets and toys

Cute, but also super badass

Is always looking after and worrying about everyone

Jennifer Jareau - Jack Kelly

Cares about their family so much

Overlooked originally, but a key part of the team

So badass

Does dumb things because they care too much

Will Lamontagne Jr - Davey Jacobs

Originally not from around

Falls in love hard

Has things to do outside of the team

Looks like they have a brain cell but they don't

Emily Prentiss - Katherine Plumber

Comes from a rich family

Is so badass, would kill you

Devoted to their work

Bisexual disaster

David Rossi - Jacobi

Old

Cares about food and cooking a little too much

Actually has money

Doesn't care

Tara Lewis - Finch

Smart, very smart

Always able to make a joke

Will make fun of you

Won't talk about family ever

Luke Alvez - Albert Dasilva

Honestly so dumb

Has muscles

Uses their brain about once a week, it's usually helpful

Always down to fight

Matt Simmons - Specs

The only one with brain cells

A relatively stable person, somehow

Everyone loves them

Is there to help everyone all of the time, so kind

Elle Greenaway - Tommy Boy

Hella gay

Probably a little too ready to fight

Will have the last word in the argument

Goes rogue eventually

Alex Blake - Smalls

Very intelligent

Everyone loves them

A little insecure, but shouldn't be

Will fight for what they love

Kate Callahan - Jojo de la Guerra

The cool one

Honestly pretty happy, has a decent life

Loves their family

Suffered a tragic event

Jason Gideon - Snyder

Was actually good at what they did

Left a lot of pain

Probably wasn't okay to do be in the job

Died

Erin Strauss - Joseph Pulitzer

Wasn't all that good, was left in charge anyway

No one likes them

Probably has a drinking problem

Was arguably good at their job till they screwed everyone over

I'm sorry

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NFL Mock Draft 3.0: Giants take Tristan Wirfs, Jets pick Mekhi Becton after trades

The Serby Mock Draft 3.0 has Giants GM Dave Gettleman trading down for the first time in his career and Jets GM Joe Douglas trading up.

Gettleman and head coach Joe Judge think long and hard about LB Isaiah Simmons, but Gettleman hasn’t fixed the offensive line and opts for his highest-rated Hog Mollie to help Daniel Jones and Saquon Barkley. Douglas, armed with a pair of third-rounders thanks to the Leonard Williams trade with the Giants, surrenders one of them for the offensive lineman he prefers.

This will be the final mock before the start of the free-agent frenzy, picks 1-20.

1. Cincinnati Bengals Joe Burrow (QB, LSU) 

If Pete Rose were a betting man — not saying he is, no no no — he’d send it on this one. Riverfront Joe has a chance to be the best leader the Whodeys have had since Boomer Esiason, and he gets an offensive whiz in Zac Taylor as his head coach coach and tackle Jonah Williams, the 2019 first-round pick, to protect him.

2. Washington Redskins Chase Young (DE, Ohio State)

Ron Rivera can’t be convinced that Dwayne Haskins is the answer. But how can he pass on a generational pass rusher?

3. Miami Dolphins (from Detroit Lions) Tua Tagovailoa (QB, Alabama)

As long as the medicals check out next month at his April 9 Pro Day, the Steve Young-Drew Brees hybrid can redshirt behind Ryan Fitzpatrick. Tank you very much. If the hip is suspect, make it Justin Herbert.

4. Los Angeles Chargers (from New York Giants)  Justin Herbert (QB, Oregon)

Gettleman is sweating profusely. “Just do it, Dave!” Judge barks. “You already told the league you’re open for business.” Dave does it when the Chargers, needing a splash for their new stadium and a long-term replacement for Philip Rivers, surrender a second-round pick.

5. Detroit Lions (from Miami Dolphins) Jeff Okudah (CB, Ohio State)

Matt Patricia and GM Bob Quinn have a win-now edict. Matthew Stafford is staying and Darius Slay is going and the debate is: corner or DT Derrick Brown? Aaron Rodgers and Davante Adams are still on the schedule twice a year.

6. New York Giants (from Los Angeles Chargers) Tristan Wirfs (OT, Iowa)

Jon Gruden is on the phone eyeing Jordan Love. Gettleman is suddenly in full-bloom love with trading down. Judge grabs the phone from Gettleman and barks, “Let’s help the quarterback, whoever that will be, and the running back, whoever that will be,” and hangs up.

7. Carolina Panthers Isaiah Simmons (LB, Clemson)

It’s this tantalizing Freak who blew up the Combine or Brown, barring a change of heart about Cam Newton from coach Matt Rhule. A Simmons-Shaq Thompson duo would help mitigate the retirement of Luke Kuechly.

8. Arizona Cardinals Derrick Brown (DT, Auburn)

Kyler Murray lobbies 24-7 for former Oklahoma teammate WR CeeDee Lamb, but this monster in the middle would make life easier for Chandler Jones. Coach Kliff Kingsbury doesn’t give two hoots about his three-cone Combine disaster.

9. New York Jets (from Jacksonville Jaguars)  Mekhi Becton (OT, Louisville)

GM Joe Douglas parts with the higher of his two third-round picks to leapfrog the Browns and begin his offensive line overhaul with a 6-foot-7, 368-pound freak who will be picked up at the airport in a limo by Sam Darnold and Le’Veon Bell.

10. Cleveland Browns Andrew Thomas (OT, Georgia)

If Baker Mayfield continues to run for his life, bet the Under on Odell Beckham Jr.’s first “come get me.” A plug-and-play LT to replace Greg Robinson for highly respected OL coach Bill Callahan.

11. Jacksonville Jaguars (from New York Jets)  Javon Kinlaw (DT, South Carolina)

Marcell Dareus is a goner, and a bully who has drawn comparisons to Chris Jones will be needed to shield Myles Jack.

Utah State QB Jordan Love at the NFL combineGetty Images

12. Oakland Raiders Jordan Love (QB, Utah State)

No one enjoys stockpiling quarterbacks the way Gruden does. He can’t help himself, he wants to make a splash in Las Vegas, and there are league folks who aren’t convinced he’s married to Derek Carr, certainly not beyond 2020. Tom Brady, of course, would be the Best Big Splash Available.

13. Indianapolis Colts CeeDee Lamb (WR, Oklahoma)

Anyone who is likened to DeAndre Hopkins makes the perfect complement for T.Y. Hilton … and will delight Philip Rivers if and when he replaces Jacoby Brissett. A YAC (Yards After Catch) Monster.

14. Tampa Bay Buccaneers  Jedrick Wills (OT, Alabama)

Bruce Arians knows that Jameis Winston can’t blame all 30 of his interceptions on the offensive line, but a replacement is needed for RT Demar Dotson (10 penalties, 35 years old in October). Jacob Eason’s rocket right arm has to intrigue Arians.

15. Denver Broncos Jerry Jeudy (WR, Alabama)

Tide teammate Henry Ruggs III and his 4.27 speed would have been the pick to replace Emmanuel Sanders had the draft’s best route runner not fallen. Drew Lock has another weapon to team with WR Courtland Sutton and TE Noah Fant.

16. Atlanta Falcons  K’Lavon Chaisson (Edge, LSU)

Dan Quinn will need more than 28 sacks from his defense in 2020 to keep his job, and here’s a kid who has enough explosiveness to replace Vic Beasley and chase Drew Brees.

17. Dallas Cowboys  Henry Ruggs III (WR, Alabama)

A Tyreek Hill-like threat to join Amari Cooper — looks like he isn’t going anywhere — and Michael Gallup will make life so much more enjoyable for Dak Prescott and Ezekiel Elliott.

18. Miami Dolphins CJ Henderson (CB, Florida)

His 4.39 Combine 40 gives the hometown boy a legitimate shot at lining up as Xavien Howard’s bookend. Coach Brian Flores and GM Chris Grier will get their offensive tackle with the 26th pick.

LSU linebacker Patrick Queen at the NFL combine.Getty Images

19. Oakland Raiders Patrick Queen (LB, LSU)

Has that championship pedigree that appeals to Gruden and GM Mike Mayock and sideline-to-sideline range lacking at the Silver & Black’s second level. The remarkable WR depth means Gruden and Mayock can get one later.

20. Jacksonville Jaguars Josh Jones (OT, Houston)

Pro Football Focus ranked LT Cam Robinson 70th out of 81 tackles. Even with Tom Coughlin gone, Doug Marrone will want to play smashmouth with Leonard Fournette to lessen the burden on Gardner Minshew and/or Nick Foles.

source https://truesportsfan.com/sport-today/nfl-mock-draft-3-0-giants-take-tristan-wirfs-jets-pick-mekhi-becton-after-trades/