#Department of variance

[somewhereohio]

Hello, and welcome to the Department of Variance. Allow us to introduce ourselves. Again. Please familiarize yourself with your new coworkers and superiors.

This new character art is thanks to the lovely @nerdvolutionkurisu and was made possible by our wonderful patrons!

[alices-shit-show]

This is the full version of my tik tok. I got self conscious about the quality of the second half so I deleted it and just posted the first 20 seconds on tik tok. Have a good day

[felixcosm]

lol nice name and pronouns, loser!! did your JOB pick them out for you?

[raetheidiot]

DOV SKETCHES!!

Here are some dov ( @somewhereohio ) sketches I’ve done today!! I am very bad at picturing characters so apologies if any of these contradict canon designs!! I also. Write. All over my sketches. So please ignore that LMAO!!

[mall-fountain-daydream]

listening to Department of Variance by @somewhereohio again and? I'm so obsessed?

"you're not bored anymore"

"that was rash. against protocol. downright dangerous. personally insulting. and the right fucking thing to do. you kind, kind fool."

only finishing up episode 3 and very emotional feeling so normal

[aropodcastfuck]

Finally got around to listening to department of variance of somewhere Ohio (sequel to dead letter office of somewhere Ohio) and ITS SO GOOD PLEASE GO LISTEN TO IT I NEED PEOPLE I CAN TALK TO ABOUT I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS

[lesbian-jack-barnabas]

pick my next podcast listen for me except it is glaringly obvious that i am a raging lesbian

[amongthestackspodcast]

New episode!

In which something in the Records Room makes itself known

Written by Jesse Syratt and Nigel McKeon

Starring Jesse Syratt, @bullshotuk and @ratgrimes

Directed by @alexyquest

Produced + scored by Linwood

Credits by @reefsharkivist

Out everywhere now!

[lotsadeer]

@somewhereohio ep 12 of Department of Variance

Scarlet: tries to bullshit

Violet: Stop that

[thebonnevillegamepodcast]

We have another donation! This time from @ratgrimes the creator of @somewhereohio. Thank you so much for your donation!

Please be sure to check out their show, too. Not only is the storytelling and character work top notch, the sound design is immaculate!

The creator of our show is originally from Ohio so it's always fantastic to see Ohio rep in the horror genre.

Here's the first episode of Somewhere Ohio just to get your started!

[currenthyperf1xat1ons]

headcanon that sterling proof is a peanut m&ms guy and scarlet used to make fun of him for it

(i’m still in recovery from todays episode so i have resorted to making headcanons and im hoping this reaches the target audience)

[somewhereohio]

I want to study the incredible brain on the person who (presumably) listened to all of season 1 and half of season 2 and somehow missed...all of the show apparently until now.

"Now I can stomach the communists, the anti-american sentiment, the lesbians, and even the multiple nonbinary human characters. But a cat?"

Either that or they STARTED with episode 6 of season 2 of a show they've never listened to.

[tristomisto]

Department of Variance was made for me they gave me a They/He with the vibes of a hard-boiled detective. Every scene with Orange Splice in season 2 was so enjoyable! And just all of the plot beats had me hooked!

Also Violet possibly aromantic representation?

Also the color + action code names is such a cute idea and I love the relationships in this show!

I also binged it all right after Dead Letter Office which was also amazing. I even picked up on a few of the connections between the two series.

Lapis Lore from DOV wins Most Precious Character award, and Wren from DLO wins Most Soothing Voice award.

I feel like I could go on a rave about the Sterling/Green Plot <- (hehe lil joke), and the Orange Splice sections forever, but every scene had me on the edge of my seat and wanting more. Jasmine-Violet-Scarlet are so endearing to me too.

SPOILERS past this point:

Hearing Conway and Wren’s voices in season 2 of Variance made my heart go brrrrrr so happy, I wonder if it means something o_o or if it was just a little cameo.

[felixcosm]

An MCR song a day keeps the monsters at bay

[mall-fountain-daydream]

Well I just caught up on Department of Variance by @somewhereohio and !!!!!!!!

AMAZING. SPOOKY. WHAT IS GOING ON?!?! I cannot wait for the next episode!!!!