#Dean TOTALLY would

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Suptober - Day 25 | Parody

[Thank you @thepagemistress for the inspiration for this one!]

[winchester-grown-willow]

Sillies (Destiel edition)

[purgatory-jar]

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[holyfreaks]

sam agreeing to be free use.... dean just randomly grabs him around the bunker, while he's doing dishes, while he's reading, one time when he was asleep at the war table, and just pulls him to the bedroom or across the counter or table and just starts fucking him...... they're on a case in the middle of talking to a witness when Dean pulls him to the men's bathroom...... dean getting to have sam whenever he wants....... sam not having to ask.........

[sammygender]

tbh i think i just find it more interesting to appreciate dean how he is and have zero interest in proving his general goodness. like maybe if i Didnt find that specific type of character so compelling id be more invested in mischaracterisation (though id like to think not <3).

but a lot of hellers/extreme deangirls dont approach spn like a horror show with the thesis 'family is hell' (which is what it initally Is) they approach it like a fantasy-comedy-action show with a funny bisexual mc and his gay angel bf. either because they're not interested or because theyre uncomfortable with the actual show thats there. which is their prerogative! like sure i guess. you do you.

but its interesting bc it means we have 2 fanbases which are rabidly different to each other and get completely different things out of the show and yet keep brushing up against each other. we parcel it into 'samgirl' and 'deangirl' but that makes it sound like its literally just Fans Of The Character when tons of samgirls (myself included <3) love dean. the real dean that is. (also even samgirl fandom is ripe w misinterpretation but all fandoms have that at least theyre kind-of misinterpreting the same show as me. deangirl fandom is something entirely different.)

[heliotrope155]

One hundred percent aware that Dean knows his way around knives but I would have killed for a scene where Dean and Cas teach other things that the other is really good at, like Dean teaches Cas to drive and Cas cleans up Dean's technique with an angel blade.

[internerdionality]

Me: you know what the real problem with the destiel death scene is—

My wife: that they don't fuck dirty?

Me: well, yeah, okay. Obviously, that. But like, the reason I can't get emotionally invested in it, is that it feels too OOC for Dean to just stand there and barely talk while Cas is giving that speech. Like. Dean should have been interrupting Cas left and right, trying to find a way to stop him, to save them both. Cas should have had to like, pin him to the fucking wall with his hand over his mouth to get that speech out.

My wife: ... Wow. And I didn't think they could have made that scene more gay without actually letting them make out, but yeah, that would have done it...

[biggentlemenking]

Sam shows Dean his pure young body. Dean loves the idea of being the first and only to ever touch Sam, the one who'll teach his cute stupid little brother what feels good, how to feel good. Sam is so pink and soft, so pure and innocent and only for Dean to love and cherish and kiss and touch.

[bardicious]

Sam talking about Adam: He's a Winchester, he's already cursed.

And he was RIGHT. You know, I find it hilarious that when Sam drinks demon blood, he turns more into Dean and their father. And surprise surprise, when he's the one saying it, it's wrong.

[coca-colas-truck-driver]

its a vastly different feeling from how he felt eyeing pretty women at bars than when he lost just enough self control to let himself check out sam (probably some time in the summer before he left for Stanford, the knowledge that he’ll be even more alone than he already is settling in); whose bent over a pool table trying to hassle money from an old southern guy with more bald spots than patches of hair at this point, while dean got them another round.

dads on a hunt across a different state line, with less words than usual before he left; just a gruff repeat of practically the only words he and dean exchange anymore, “take care of sammy for me”.

for the last however many years deans been pining for, he never let himself consciously check out sam. hes almost regretful of that when his eyes catch on sams ass, hes eternally grateful no one knows them here, has no idea they’re related, when sam turns around and almost immediately meets his eyes with a smile and wave. he barely even notices the old guy walk away from the pool table with twenty less dollars in his pocket, when he approaches instead with two of the cheapest beers the bar had in hand.

and hes never been stupid or blind, he can see how others also look at sammy-watching him with such interest, its disgusting-so he trails a wandering hand across sams waist then his back as he walks past. its not bold enough to draw suspicion from sam himself, but makes the women who were peeking glances at either of them, sigh and look away, resigned

he feels a little petty, but mostly proud of himself for successfully warding off interested onlookers.

[nexilu]

I love time travel fanfics so much, like when one of the boys goes in their past body. I could totally see Dean waking up in his past body. He is completely confuse at first but when he realise what is happening, he takes a look at Sam and see a short boy with messy brown hair and innocent eyes free from any pain, he hasn’t saw them like that for years…

Dean gets SO nostalgic for the innocent, curious, moody kid his little brother used to be, he would want to protect him at all cost becoming even more overprotective than his past self and past!Sam would be like: wtf is wrong with you ???

[lambmotifz]

would dean cast a lactation spell on sam without sams knowledge if he found it in the bunker library, and why is the answer yes

the fact that he would though??

i also love the idea of dean telling sam about how much he misses mary, trying to act like it’s not a big deal although he does miss/need his mom so bad, and sam is like “let me take care of it” and lets dean suck on his tits and call him mommy. and maybe he takes it to the extreme and uses a spell so he can lactate and breastfeed him ♡

[freakwiththeknifecollection]

Dean should've worn an obviously fake mustache undercover one time

[a-love-of-pure-happiness]

help Castiel has officially broken me and ive decided to make some random af gifs from this video bc i love how well they put the phrases in lolololol

he's an angel that lives in Dean's ASS

and he only has eyes for one asSBuTt

(and it's not Adam/Michael lol)

[ananke-xiii]

"First Blood" car ride back home scene but instead of Cas finding out about Dean's deal with Billie, it's Dean discovering Cas put to use Mick's business card and called him for help. Of course he then proceeds to ask Cas for Mick's card, immediately burn it and delete all of his contact info from Cas' phone.

[sammygender]

of genderswapped sam and dean. who has the short haircut.

THE REAL QUESTION. i could see a case for either. short hair is probably more convenient for hunting after all....

i think dean wears her hair long as a kid because it reminds john of mary. you could make the case that he'd cut her hair because it reminds him of mary too much, but i can't see it really, i think he'd want to preserve the innocence he sees in girlhood that he doesnt seem to in boyhood (a la that whole journal entry about wishing he had girls and how sons have to be soliders). continuing that, i cant actually really see her cutting her hair short at all because it ties her to her mother in her eyes. i think girl dean is like so obsessed with mary. can you imagine like. her whole life is about avenging mary and she's her daughter and the only girl in the family now. she has no adult female role models except her dead mother. she plays into being john (still loves cars and classic rock and wears flannel and leather jackets and is generally 'masculine') but she still sees herself as mary. john sees her as mary too even though he expects her to act exactly like him also. so i think she keeps her hair long. she probably has childhood memories of mary brushing it and wants to hold onto them. i think she likes it long, and i think john likes it long, and i think it reminds them both of mary, and i think they both like that.

sam? well sam is a lot less invested in playing the Role that's expected of him, so. girl sam is victim to levels of misogyny previously unthought of especially in the way where both john and dean see her as soooo weak and little and in need of protection. and they probably rely on the girl thing a lot to infantilise her. so i can totally see her cutting her hair off in a Fuck You to john at some point. tbh i reckon girl sam would have hair like canon sam's later season hair. though rly i can see anything with sam. also i feel like she'd have grown up with a shortish bob because it's easier maintenance (for dean john winchester is NOT bothered with looking after sams hair <3)

also both of those answers are in an au where one of them's raised a girl and the other isn't. but if we're talking total femchesters? john having two daughters? need to think on this more but im still leaning towards sam. i think girl dean commits to being a Girl the same way canon dean commits to being a Guy, even though both of them are shrouded in the same machismo. but sam fights any role hes given

tldr: sam