#Dax is bald with a mustache

[are-we-really-doing-this]

Aright now y’all hear me out…

[piratewithvigor]

It is a crime against me personally that there was a wrestler named Angel Of Death and instead of being a beautiful goth woman, it was just some bald dude with a shitty mustache who just wore regular trunks who looks shockingly like Dax Harwood

[silverxxs-world]

FTR VS Top Flight

Im staying up late for f1

Pac my stinky rat!!! 🐀

Willy goat- Nigel

Dax just because your bald doesn’t mean you can grab hair

Grab his mustache

Ftr gun

Her hurt his hand

Sue did what

New son 👶 wanto

Oh god they killed him

They actually killed Dante

Oh ftr bald killed Darius

Pepe kick

Flatliner

Oh god Dante’s chest

Nice release German

oh what 😦 but top flight



[springgirlwaiting4fall]

My dear sweet best girl,

I adore you even more after your little rant about how awesome Dax is. Could you write something about him for me? I don't care much for the plot, but make it fluffy please?

We need to spread the Dax Harwood love!

This wasn’t the grand slam I thought this was going to turn out to be. But writing for Dax was a lot of fun. 💜💚💙

@harwood-wheeler-punk I hope it’s okay that I tagged you. Your Dax smut request is the second part.

The First Year Part 1 out of 3

A Dax Harwood Story

September

You grabbed your headphones and book from your backpack, before tucking the bag underneath your seat. The airplane was almost empty. Your not surprised a red eye on Tuesday going to North Carolina is not going to be filled up. North Carolina your stomach turns to knots, you never have even been there before. And now you are moving your whole life there for your dream job. The last two guys board and sit in the row next to you, before the plane doors shut.

As the flight attendant starts to give the safety speech, your eyes start to wonder. Specifically at the guy sitting on your left. He is a couple years older than you, and oh so handsome. And that surprises you, you never been into older dudes who are bald and have mustaches. He looks exhausted and a little beat up you don’t want to bother him. So as the flight attendant wraps her speech, you open your book.

The book is about a forbidden romance and you have to tell yourself you need to stop and take a break. Your start to grab a snack from your bag, when you notice the handsome guy. He is starting off into the distance, sweating, and is breathing heavy. From the terror in his eyes, you can tell that he is having a panic attack. The man that he is sitting next to is fast asleep. You unbuckle your seat beat and take the couple steps so you are besides him. You kneel next to him, this close you can see how big and how strong he must be.

“Hey,” you make your voice soft and hope you don’t startle him to much. “Are you okay?”

He looks at you , surprised but nods his head. “I’m fine.”

He is trying to be a tough guy, you extend your hand slowly so he sees it coming when you start rubbing your hand on his back. “I think your having a panic attack.”

He tenses at your touch, but doesn’t try to stop it. “Some times I just get short of breath and my stomach hurts and my heart races and I can’t stop thinking about negative shit.”

“That’s a panic attack.” You get mad at yourself for thinking how adorable his southern accent sounds. The man needs help. “I get them too. They are nothing to be ashamed of. Maybe talk to your doctor about them when you get home.” You let your fingers spin in a tight circle on his shoulder blade, hoping the feeling will distract him. “Your doing really good. Just keep breathing.”

You stand up. Not wanting to harass or bother the man anymore. Before walking back to you seat. He grabs your wrist and says. “Thanks. I’m

Dax.”

You smile. “Anytime Dax. I’m Y|N.”

The rest of the plane ride is uneventful. The plane lands while others start to pick up their carryons, you have an internal debate with yourself.

Before packing up yourself, you rip a piece of paper out of your notebook and scribble your name and phone number down.

You wait until Dax is out of the gate and run to catch up with him. “Dax.” He and his friend wait for you. “Just in case you need to talk.” You hand him the slip of paper and walk away before he can respond.

October

You were surprised that Dax ended up calling you. He asked to meet for coffee and you were more than happy to agree. Dax had picked a mom and pop shop that was only 20 minutes from your new house. You threw on a casual outfit, but checked your makeup and hair before getting out of the car. Walking into the café you spotted Dax right away. Dax was even more handsome than you remembered him. And you had to tell yourself that you were offering him a friendship and was there to talk and listen. This was not a date. “Hey Dax.” You greeted him with a friendly smile before sitting down at the table.

He smiled back at you and you felt the world move from under your feet. “Thanks for coming Y|N.” He waited for a waitress to come over and ordered two coffees for himself and he pretended to have a heart attack when you ordered a tea and told him you didn’t like coffee.

The two of you sat at that table for an hour. Dax told you that before that plane he hadn’t slept in almost 3 days. And that wasn’t his first panic attack, he just didn’t want to admit that he needed to go to the doctors. “Thank you. I really appreciate what you did for me.” He than explained that he did end up going to the doctors and getting set up with medication and a therapist.

“I’m so proud of your Dax. That is so brave getting help.” Your heart melted when Dax’s face turned red and he rolled his eyes. You had to distract yourself from these unfriendly feelings. So you told him how your suffered from depression and anxiety. That you moved to NC to help start a camp and research center for teens going through mental health.

“God your amazing.” Dax muttered and than quickly took a sip, pretending he didn’t say anything. He asked if you had been to NC before moving here or had any friends family here. You admitted that you were still pretty much on your own. “How about I take you out and show you around? Just as friends of course.”

November

Just friends. He wants to be just friends with you. You had to keep repeating this new mantra over and over in your head. Dax clearly wanted to be just friends with you and you had to accept that. But you just couldn’t stop your heart from pounding when you saw Dax waiting for you outside the movie theater. His normal resting grumpy face changed into a grin when he watched you walk up to him.

You were supposed to go on a hike this morning. Unfortunately the weather didn’t agree and it was down pouring all day. Of course the only movie that had tickets left was for the newest paranormal slasher horror. Dax had grabbed the tickets already and you wanted to pay for snacks, but he refused. Knowing he made good money wrestling (thanks to nonstop texting)That was the reason he paid. IT WAS NOT A DATE.

You were terrified during the whole movie. Every jump scare You would claw to Dax’s side and he would laugh. “It’s okay Dove. I won’t let anyone get you.” When the movie ended Dax insisted on walking you to your car. “I’m guessing no more scary movies…unless you had a boyfriend to watch them with?”

Wait? Was Dax hinting at being your boyfriend? Maybe he was too shy to ask you out and was testing for

a reaction. Giving him a sly grin. “A boyfriend would definitely be nice.”

He opened the car door for you. “I think I know the perfect guy for you.” Yes, Dax was flirting.

“The perfect guy?” You purposely pushed your body against his to get into the car. “Than you have to set us up?”

“It’s a date.” Dax waited for you to start the car and put a seatbelt on before closing the door. On the way home You called your best friend. You two would need to set up a Skype time to discuss wardrobe options for your first date with Dax.

December

You have never been more excited or more nervous for a date in your whole life. Plus Dax had mentioned that he was going to be on the road for the next couple of weeks. Than it would be Christmas and you were flying back home. So since you two wouldn’t see each other after the New Years you were going to give Dax a Christmas gift tonight. Was that a little weird? Maybe but Dax and you were always talking on the phone or texting it would feel weird not to give him a gift.

Dax had texted you that it was a nicer restaurant, so you went out and treated yourself to a new outfit and was just finishing your hair when he knocked on your door. Taking a deep breath, you grabbed your bag and the gift before opening the door. You felt all the air in your body being knocked out of you.

Dax’s tag team partner was standing outside your door dressed in a nice suit. He immediately noticed that you were disappointed. “I told Dax, you would be expecting him.”

You stepped aside and let Cash in. “I’m sorry. I don’t.” You wanted to let cash know you had nothing against him, it’s just that you really thought it would be Dax picking you up. “Why didn’t Dax come?“

Cash shrugged his shoulders. He remembered Dax calling himself an ugly son of a bitch and that Y|N deserved someone more handsome and happy. But he wasn’t going to tell you that. “We don’t have to go out.” You watched as Cash took something out of his inside sport jacket pocket and put it down on your coffee table. “Dax wanted me to give this to you.” It was a small box wrapped in Christmas paper and from the messy folded sides and crumpled tape pieces you could tell right away Dax wrapped it himself.

You walked Cash to the front door, thanking him for understanding. You handed him the gift for Dax. You were able to wait until Cash pulled out of your driveway before falling apart.

Jan

The gift was sitting right where Cash left it. Dax had tried calling you and texting you, but you didn’t pick up or reply. You couldn’t be mad at him, Dax never actually asked you out. You just assumed and you know what happened when you assumed. You were just so embarrassed, every time you thought about the situation you wanted to disappear.

It was New Years Eve. Your family asked if you wanted to stay longer, but you had to work the week after Christmas. Coworkers had invited out to some rooftop bar to count down, but you weren’t in the mood. Instead you were sitting in your most comfortable pajamas and binge watching Netflix. You were just started to nod off, when someone was banging on your door.

You peaked out the window and saw Dax’s car. You looked like an absolute mess, but there was nothing you could do. Opening the door Dax looked like a mess too, he must have gotten off a plane, as he was still wearing his neck support pillow. You couldn’t even get a word out, before Dax was waking in.

“I am so sorry Y|N. I was asking you out at the movies. Than I got into my own head. I thought there was no way you would want to go out with a grumpy son of bitch like me. So I asked Cash to go. And he told me I was even more stupid than I look. As soon as Cash left with your gift I knew I made a huge mistake.” His voice was shaky and you noticed his breathing was off. Dax was in the middle of a panic attack and he just wouldn’t stop talking. “I’m really sorry. I know your mad at me. But I can’t stand not talking to you. What can I do to get your forgiveness?”

Dax was pacing, you needed him to stop and focus on himself and his breathing. You took his hand ignoring the electric feeling you got, you led Dax to your sofa. “Just stop and breathe.” Your hand rubbed up and down his back. “Focus breathe 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8. Hold it in 1 2 3 4. Breath out 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8.”

You sat with him and did the breathing exercises with him until he was calm enough to have a conversation with him. “I was never mad Dax. I was disappointed and embarrassed. Dax I have wanted to go out with you since you invited me out to coffee. I thought you just wanted to be friends and when you asked me out. I was so happy.”

“I don’t know why you want to go out with me. Im.” You couldn’t stand to hear Dax go on about reasons why he didn’t think he was worthy of going out with you. So you did the one thing you knew would silence him.

Cupping his face with your hands, you slowly leaned over and kissed Dax. It was so slow, sweet, and perfect.

February

Dax and you were only casually dating for a couple weeks when red roses and Chocolate hearts started to appear in stores. Dax was going to be home on Valentines Day and he had invited you over for a movie date. He was so sweet, soft, and caring; but you weren’t sure if he was a valentine guy. While you loved all holidays, you weren’t sure if he would think it was a “hallmark” holiday. So you brought him over a joke gift and headed over.

When Dax opens his front door, he had dressed up and it almost knocks you off your feet seeing how handsome he is. Luckily he grabs you by your waist and pulls you into him. He kisses the top of head and then your lips. “Happy Valentines Day.” He grabs your hand and leads you to his dinning room. There are candles everywhere and soft romantic music playing. On the table is two place settings and a huge bouquet of wild flowers. “Sit down. I’m almost done.”

Dax not only cooks you a wonderful dinner, but he picked out a super girly rom com to watch while you two eat dessert. This is the best Valentine’s Day ever and you wish you didn’t get him such a lame gift. You bite your lip and hand him the gift bag. “I’m sorry Dax. I didn’t want to freak you out and get a super cheesy gift.” You watched as Dax takes out the tissue paper and pulls out a Teddy Bear wearing heart boxers and a I love Bret Hart T-shirt you made. You reach out to grab it back from him. “I can take it back and get something better. You took all this time to make such a perfect night and I got you that.”

But Dax pulls the bear out of your reach. “Absolutely not little dove.” He looks it over and he smiles at you. “This is the best gift, I have ever got.” He takes your hand and kisses the inside of your wrist. “You do know I’m packing him in my suitcase and taking him with me where ever you go.” You laugh, rolling your eyes and let Dax pull you up on his lap. “I’m serious. Cash is going to be so jealous.” He kisses you and it’s soft and warm and just perfect. He whispers “I never cared about valentines day. Until you.” Dax than starts to kiss your neck and trails down your collarbone.

[feral-lore-creature]

Warframe Teshin Headcanon #1

In game, if you clip your camera through Teshin’s helmet, you can see he’s bald!

This could be genetic, but I like the idea that he actually consistently shaves his head, but decides to keep his little mustache. I don’t know why he has one, btw??? We know that Dax don’t age to time (I personally refuse to believe anything else but. . .) they at least don’t age quickly, like “normal” humans. so I doubt his mustache is like a memory from when he had hair, lol.

[faithylilac]

The party party part 4

Cj and Carter were sitting by a tree, a bit away from the rest of their group. Carter was quietly saying “Nyah” over and over, rocking themselves back and forth. Poor CJ didn’t know what to do to calm them down. “Carter, sorry if this seems rude. What would you do if we stumble upon some very evil dude with a stupid mustache and a cat?” The goddess asked her nymph friend. Carter stopped sobbing and look at her with a straight face, “cry.”

But unbeknownst to them, the large group was coming up from behind them. “Hey Carter, look at this looser!” Dax appeared with a knocked out monk in A baby carrier on his back. Carter starts screaming and climbs up the tree. “Crap, did the paper bag fall of?” The god ask, trying to look behind him. “I got it.” Cj stomps at the ground and a giant tulip appears. She snips off the bulb and shoves it down on the cat boy monk’s head. “Ok Carter, scary Nyah Nyah boy is gone now!” Cj shouted from the base of the tree. Carter then jumped down from the tree and looked completely fine and not as if he was crying for twenty minutes.

Carter seemed to have calmed down completely, even though all they did was shove a flower on a passed out cat boy. Faithy, Echo, and the two new guest finally caught up with everyone and Faithy was hyped. “Cj, Carter! You gotta meet Jo and Ash! They’re gonna show us how to get to the nearest village.” Faithy announced, but ummmmm she forgot something.

“Yeah, I’m Jo, that’s Ash.” The taller one intruded herself and stuck her hand out for Carter to shake it. Carter screamed in her face and ran back up the tree. “CARTER! YOU WILL COME DOWN AND APOLOGIZE!” Faithy screamed at him, just causing him to screech uncontrollably. Faithy turned to Ash and Jo and smiled sweetly. “I’m sorry for his behavior, and I’m sorry for mine.” Without a moment to question what she said, she pulls out her mace and starts hacking at the tree.

Ash and Jo looked over to the other party members, out of fear? Eh, mainly confusion. But judging by their expressions, this was a normal Tuesday. They look back the priestess and she’s gotten through most of tree and kicks it down. Carter was in fact screaming the whole time, but it got louder as the tree fell with him in it. It made a loud clash and the two conscious cat people reconsider their life choices.

“Faithy, you could have just asked me to come down.” Carter said as he got up unscathed. “Sorry, my bad dude.” Faithy replied as she dust herself off.

“Now apologize to our new friends.” Carter apparently forgot they were there and start screaming yet again. But he was screaming so much his throat ran dry and started choking on his own saliva and passed out. Yes that’s how that works— I DON’T CARE WHAT GOOGLE SAYS.

“Dax, do we have another baby carrier?” Echo asked. “Yeah, but I’m already carrying Mr Ed Sheeran jr.” Dax shook about and the monk’s limbs just flopped around. “Dang, I would carry Carter, but my shoes don’t have the support for it.”

“I mean, can’t you just leave him on that conveniently placed pole right there?” Cj spoke up while pointing at a weird pole sticking out of the ground. They all nodded, and Dax went to stick the monk on the pole.

“Anyway, sorry about Carter. They’re highly afraid of cats for some reason. We haven’t unlocked that part of his backstory yet.” Faithy explained to their new friends. They just nod, not sure what to do. They’re just afraid because they’re gonna be stuck with these lunatics for a while.

After a few hours, they all arrive at a town. With hope in her eyes, Faithy looks for an inn, hoping to skip a tavern this time around, as that normally gets the group into trouble. Behold! The first thing she lays her eyes on is a sign that says, “completely empty inn that’s super cheep that can house your family of 7!” Hopefully no crazy bald man screams about family while they’re there.

“Ok. So, I need a room for my precious family of seven. How can I acquire such a luxury?” The priestess asked the innkeeper. Of course it was the inn keeper, it would be really awkward if that was a random guest...... Dax was doing that on the other side of the room. He was very surprised when Faithy was able to acquire a room and he wasn’t.

They all pile into the room which had 7 beds, which is weird cause you’d think the parents would share one— but good for this inn for making accommodations for single parents. “Ok. What do we do now? Carter is passed out and you’ve banned us from going to the pub.” Cj asked, it was pretty much on everyone’s minds. Faithy eyes went wide, she forgot to actually explain crucial details.

“OKAY! Echo, please wake up Carter and we’ll get this party started.” Echo got up and went over to bed Dax threw him down on and leaned over him. Echo looked rather princely today, maybe it was going to wake it’s love with true love’s kiss? No, cause kissing unconscious people without their consent is weird and creepy and not romantic so don’t do it. “Carter wake up, there are seals.” The nymph immediately shot up and nearly smacked echo in the head with his own.

“Ok, I was lied to. Echo I can’t believe you... actually I can, I just don’t like this current situation.” Carter replied. Echo quickly scooped him up in it’s arms and carried the nymph over to the others. “Dang, Carter coming in style. But alas, no one wishes to carry me!” Dax said dramatically. The blue boy and the goth wizard just roll their eyes and sit down.

“OKAY! So I’ve been lacking in the leader department as of late so.... after this meeting, someone else is getting the leader stick.” Faithy announced. Of course that kinda confused half the people there, man imagine almost doubling your group in a day. “Anyway. I’ll let Jo and Ash explained who they are, then Cj, and I guess it would be polite if the people that have been together for more than a day explain ourselves.” She explained. Everyone seemed chill with that arrangement.

Jo stood up, with her cloak still on. “Hi, so my name is Jo— some people call me Jojo, kinda bizarre if you just add on to my name to make a nickname... anyway...” she then pulled out a map. “Ash is traveling musician and I’m his protection. Anyway, he is going to preform for the sacred protector of Bees up north.” Jo explained while outlining their rout on the map.

“Apparently she’s getting married or something.” Ash cut in and Jo nodded. “Anyway, your leader realized you will be heading north for a while and decided traveling in a big group would be beneficial for everyone.” The bard explained.

“Perfect! Anyway, Cj, your turn. A lot happened since we met, I don’t think we remember much of what you told us.” Faithy said, trying to move things along.

A big weight fell off Cj’s chest. She knew she said things about herself that she’s shouldn’t have, it was a relief on her part. “Well, I have a good relationship with plant life. They will help me out when I call on them or when I don’t... the plants tend to sense when I’m in distress.” She explained as she conjured a vine to come closer that was peaking from the window.

“But I also ran a flower shop that I inherited from— my grandmother... yes her... well she was like a grandmother to me.” Cj quickly shut down, feeling as if she had said too much.

“Anyway, I know everyone is dying to know about me! Hi I’m Echo, I’m super hot I know. I kinda just tuned into lizards. I tried the bug thing, I hated it and went back to lizards cause they’re super cool and swaggy.” Echo said dramatically. “And don’t feel like you have to stay with one kind of magic! What do you need themes for? That’s super mega lame— it’s pretty sussy baka moment.”

Ahhhhh Echo, never failed to speak it’s mind. It’s an inspiration to us all, making people wanting to be their true selves— NO IM NOT PROJECTING... Echo is just an honest person that will tell you when it is adventuring out with others instead of being like “oh yeah, I got to go to sleep”

“I’m Carter, I’m blue, I like seals.” Carter got straight to the point I guess. “Also if someone looks rich, they won’t be much longer. Hehe knifes.”

Faithy just blinks at him slowly. She sighs, just grateful he isn’t screaming at the cat people.

“Hey mortals, I’m Dax, I’m also God. Right now I can sense the nararator wants to make a stupid joke, but they know I would kill them if they did.” Dax piped in. Wait a diddly darn minute, why would I want to make the joke “Dax the—“

“I would tell the tale of how I stumbled across my current favorite mortals, but it’s just not as fun when there aren’t any drunk people around.” Dax took a lean back in the chair that just randomly appeared and started dozing off.

“Hi, I’m Faithy.” The priestess simply ignored her friend and went on. “I was left at the temple as a baby, very generic I know. Anyway, someone left what I thought was a delicious lasagna in my office, so I decided to chow down. What I didn’t know was that was the sacred offering of one the most important nights of the year.... anyway I’m on the run from a whole religion....” she sighed and pulled her knees up to her chest.

At one point I wasn’t sure I was gonna get this far with this story, But here I am! Who do you think the new leader should be? Idk, I haven’t thought that far ahead.

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