#David as batman was soooo goood

[goetzeusismyotp]

Batjokes in 2024, I'm winning.

[callmederok]

The actual Review of Y5CH30(or 31?idk)

i like the last chapter of HPHM... Jam City literally made(finally) the point where my MC and his AUs will born:

Auror!AU: David is done with curses and cursebreakers and soon as the problems with the Vaults will end he will work hard on becoming and auror, living somewhere with Penny. (in This AU, David chose to go in the Portrait Vault with Charlie, and he gets a scar from a burn). In this AU David and Jacob are both Aurors but they must suffocate their culture about being fighters because Wizarding World doesn’t like the idea of how they both conceive magic and basically create spells that optimize their qualities as fighters. In this AU, Tonks and Lupin, will survive.

FanonCursebreaker!AU: Rakepick(/Rakebitch) will personally fight the dragon(noticing David’s problems to defeat it), loses a limb, gets saved by David, decides to betray R. and just leaves Hogwarts, she will re-appear during the years trying to convince people to become a Curse-breaker and sharing some infos, the rest is written in Lycopeneishere’s fanfiction (click on the name)(also i love the fanfiction soooo goood)(and yeah, i’m obsessed with this fic, because there is barely MCxPenny content in this fandom). At the end of the saga(sorry for having some personal headcanon about a fanfic) Dumbledore will call Penny and David so they can help to capture(/uncover the truth) Sirius Black(yeah third year of HP)

CanonCurseBreaker!AU: Everything goes like it’s meant to be but David will still want to be a curse breaker. Penny still decides to joining him, but they’re alone but still able to travel and learn in the hardest way possible. In this AU, my whole “HPHMxTheWitcher” happens, where during the end of the seventh year, Geralt by entering in a portal ends in Hogwarts, with an Archgriffin on the loose. Then during a troè in Egypt(to catch up with Bill), David and Penny will have a year in Geralt’s universe but in HP-years would be like 3 months(probably helping Geralt and Yen in their travels to find Ciri), just in time to appear in that “the Prophet” article letting know to their friends their location and after the mission(like from the Fanon!AU) David will work as a healer(but often working for anyone who wants him and is able to pay him) so he could be present for Harry whenever he needs.

Darkest!AU: Even an angst-bitch like me, think is the worse AU ever...and i created it! Basically here everything that may go wrong or end badly, it will(so. To the point that half OCs(like Rowan, Penny, Jacob) dies, David goes insane mostly because everyone thinks it’s his fault(/he killed them), gets expelled and banished soon as the curses of the Vaults are broken. He will live alone in the Forbidden Forest, hated by the ones who he was sure were his friends(Bill, Charlie and etc). The only one who believes(and it’s the truth) that he didn’t actually kill them is Chiara, but basically David rejects any kind of humans/humanoids. So he actually re-join the community during the Battle of Hogwarts, even when his allies are those people who never believed in his innocence. Also in this AU, David has more tantrums about is inability to understand why “A mature person doesn’t do what an evil-guy does” (the same kind of thoughts that people have when they must deal with Joker from Batman: If they kill Joker, they prove his point about breaking the laws, if they don’t kill Joker, and arrest him instead, Joker will evade Arkham Asylum one more time, and one more time he will try to break the mind of people like Gordon and Batman while Joker kills and destroys Gotham). In some way i love Darkest!AU(because i like to reflect over it) but i also hate it because is sooo tragic, so gory, truculent, more like a SurvivalHorror!AU(like Corpse Party or something)