#Darren ain't slick

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I was so excited to hear that Darren Criss is hosting the pre-show show for the Tony Awards tonight…until i saw that his cohost is JH??? Because why?? I literally had zero thoughts about her until this blog and now I can’t not want to head-desk every time she comes up in my life. 😂

LoL it's actually very fucking weird she doing any work. Cuz normally she so irrelevant that I never see her ever lol and truth be told she was like a co-host but for like first 40 mins? For pre show or something? Also seen comments that her hour was not shown live? Like it was happening but not on CBS or whatever? Alssssso see that she went all out and got a fan pic with everyone famous she could catch backstage xd

And as it is custom here let's talk about her look lol also funny thing I found out, her pap photoshoots and the Oscars looks were styled by her usual lady. But all the Tony's looks were styled by someone else. Probably not funny but there xd

Gonna only go over the red carpet look cuz I have no energy for the strip mall dresses she wore on stage xd also no I'm not dissecting any details, all these things I fucking noticed straight away lookin through the photos the stylist posted.

Okie soooo, she wore Pamella Roland again. Remember them? Their team made the custom yellow nightmare for the Oscars xd tis one lookin better but it's straight from the lookbook and not a half assed custom soooo... But like the silhouette of the dress is the fucking same, and we do know that the yellow dress was inspired by runway piece from last season I wanna say?? Like Roland ain't a big name but this is just lazy reuse and not kind of a brand staple lol or so me thinks xd cuz like I'm giving out about the brand now alrighty? so like what is the point of doing the exact same pieces but just changing the color palette?

So I do have the exact same problem with this black one as I had with the yellow. It just does not fit her at all. The style of the dress. Especially the chest area. The V cut does nothing for her figure cuz she basically in a shape of a flat rectangle and bad things to her neck follow too lol Does her good waist down tho, I give her that but like black tube skirt... no one can fuck this up lol buuuut on some pics ye can see weird gathering of fabric at the waist, up and down, like it was rolling or something? A hidden belt or synching? It looks like a poor attempt at giving her THE WAIST lol Idk I'm tellin ye, they keep putting her in dresses that do not fit her, or the fabric got caught on her spanx and rolled up xd seriously I'm kind of sad for her rn cuz someone be lying to her xd

Beside that, it's just boring plain dress, thank ye next. oh! And the crystals. The statement of the look, the eye catchers. They look cheap and plastic, Moschino like. But them lookin like that is Moschinos thing, not sure if it's what the 'elegant' brand like Roland was goin for. Also they just seem thrown in there without any plan, or with a plan but bad execution.

And the weird part alright. So here ye can see like difference in color where the V plunge is. At first I thought someone fucked up her spray tan but I think it's actually a fucking piece of fabric? Like again, I don't understand? Why I can see it? I'm not supposed to see it like!!! It should not be there at all or idk lookin less visible? For the love of god...

The longer I look the cheaper it all seems. Well but like to be fair, not fairy queen's fault that she can't pull out better pieces cuz brands care not for her and all her (and probably her daddy's) money went to secure her a part on Broadway which no one cares about either x.x not everyone Cynthia Erivo in haute couture bridal look lol

The slicked back wet look hair are my personal no no on practically everyone, so I will not comment. What I will say is that it ain't helping her face situation cuz she looks like her skin got stretched. Her eyebrows are escaping and nose got weirdly smaller. One of her cheeks is more round than the other. OH2! She actually ain't even lookin like herself. I seen a pic of her face and if not for the Jules caption I would never guess it was her. Like how did she found the time to do all this? She on stage everyone night the past couple of weeks ay?