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theusernameiwantisntavailable · 2 months ago

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It is so pivitol to me that you guys know that in my nothing goes wrong ever and everyone lives all is well grieves trio au, that Bernard becomes a chef for one singular reason. He moves away to go to a chef school (I'm gonna seperate them temporarily in every au it is vital) and when he comes back opens an Italian restaurant as physically close to the Aquista headquarters as possible. Darla does absolutely everything in her power to shut it down but it doesn't matter what she does it fails miserably each time

#Leaves tons of negative reviews? Opening day was a booming success and people already love it #Try to bankrupt it? What do you mean it's received a massive anonymous dona- TIM I AM GOING TO KILL YOU #Vandalism? Uh oh got caught in the act by one of the bats #And so on #It's like a comedy show and gets to the point where it's almost looneytoon-esque #Darla gets increasingly infuriated at every failed attempt whilst Bernard just gets smuger #It's simply glorious to watch #Can you tell I still laugh at “I cooka da pizza” on a regular basis?#I also think it would be really funny to see a friendly looking (by Gotham standards) restaurant next to a mob headquarters agdhssjjse #Yeah I love them a lot #Louis e Grieves trio #Bernard Dowd #Darla Aquista #Yapadoodledoo: fandom edition

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