#Darkhairedmenrule fics

[darkhairedmenrule]

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO its tony

man

would you be oh so kind as to make an

papa's x gn reader with fluff :)))))))))))

pretty please with gay men on top

Comfort time with the Papas

These are just little comfort headcanons that I came up with, this should be gn! reader because I don't mention any pronouns. I hope you like them Tony <3 All of these are romantic but if anyone wants a platonic or spicy version let me know. Please be gentle, this is my first Ghost fic. Enjoy!

Primo- With Primo, I imagine you two often peacefully coexist in his garden. Whether it be that he is teaching you how to garden and the differences in all of his plants, or you already know about gardening and he trusts you to help. These early mornings or evenings allow you both to just spend time together without having to fill the silence. You always make sure that he actually takes breaks and doesn't push himself too far. You guys only work for maybe an hour or so, nothing strenuous, and after you walk back to your shared rooms hand in hand. After you guys clean up, sharing sweet kisses or hugs depending on what you are comfortable with, he asks you if you want a drink. If you are a tea person, he makes you an absolutely lovely cup of tea ( from leaves that he grew himself, we love a girlboss). If you aren't a tea person he will make you anything that you want, even learn how to make your favorite drink. With your drinks, you cuddle either in bed with a good book or watch a movie that you both like.  All in all, you both enjoy a sweet calm evening after your long often hectic days. He always is generous with his affection, whether that be kisses and cuddling or letting you talk and being there for you physically and emotionally. Primo just wants his darling to be happy and healthy and will do anything to make that happen( even if you have to convince him to get a TV or any new technology in his room). He is simply grateful and honored that he gets to share these sweet moments with you and to let his heart be full of love and affection. Primo is a sweetheart and I just wanna kiss his forehead <3

Secondo- With Secondo, I imagine that he is used to filling his free time with carnal acts of all kinds, which is perfectly fine but we are not focusing on that today. I think that like his older brother, Secondo would crave domestic normalcy and would never pass it up. I imagine you found out about his hobby after he realized that you were interested in more than one night with him. I can see you finding his paintings and asking him if it would be okay if you joined him, and of course, he would want you to join him. He may be more stoic in some aspects than his brothers, but this man has so much affection to give you. Regardless of your skill level, he is going to treasure any and every painting you make with him. I can imagine him either keeping them in your shared room or creating a little gallery that he keeps on his phone( yes he has one but you might have to help him with it sometimes). After you guys have decided to finish painting one evening, you guys clean up and he offers to make you a drink. If you aren't a big fan of alcohol, he has different mocktails, Italian sodas, or anything else you would like. You two would probably cuddle up on the couch or in bed, either enjoying each other's company with a good book, listening to music, or maybe even a movie. Secondo is happy to share the evening with you in any way that you want. He simply just loves to bask in the sweet affection that you two share and remind himself that he deserves this love <3

Terzo- I imagine that quality time with Terzo can be many things. Like his older brother, he enjoys carnal acts, but also just existing together. I imagine that you two would spend some of your free time baking together. Terzo may be clumsy at times but he enjoys baking, especially if he has a personal taste tester. He would love to have you help him or just simply watch him enjoy his process. He loves to fill the time by asking you about your day, what you are excited or upset about, and anything that you would like to talk about. During all of it, he just has a sweet love drunk smile on his face. When whatever he was making is finally ready for you both to eat, he makes sure to give you the first bite, and he wants you to be honest about the taste, texture, and overall experience. He is extremely interested in your thoughts and loves to hear you in general. He always makes sure to take note of your criticism or praise so that if he ever recreates or remakes anything it is the same quality or better. After you two have shared your little treat, he likes to make you a hot chocolate. I know he might not seem like the type, but I know in my heart that he enjoys hot cocoa. Makes it from scratch every time and uses the same recipe that Primo used when he and Secondo were little. Adds any toppings that you like to yours and insist that he made it with love. You both cuddle and enjoy your delicious hot cocoa with either him reading you a book, you reading him one, enjoying some music, or a movie that you enjoy. He adores these evenings where you both can be yourselves, with no expectations or chores to do. You both just get to be close and love each other and know that you are cherished by your beloved Papa <3

Copia-  With Copia, I just have to mention his beloved rat babies. If you are in love with Copia I just imagine you spending the little downtime he allows himself to be with his sweet fur babies. You two are just sitting with them all, giving them the love, treats, and attention that each little cutie deserves. He loves this, he gets to not only decompress and relax with his Amore but he also gets to be with his beloved pets. The rats all have their personalities and love to run around you both, so happy that you are home. If you wear hoodies or =clothing with bigger pockets they love to crawl in and take little naps with their beloved parents because congratulations you are the co-parent to these little rats. After they have their food, cuddles, zoomies, and a few snacks they go back into their cage to rest and cuddle with each other. With your kids all in bed, you both get ready for bed yourselves. You either help Copia with his Papal paints if he hasn't already taken them off or maybe take a quick shower together or separately. Either way, when you both are ready to relax for the evening you grab some of Copia's beloved Juice boxes and relax in bed. Whether your evening ends with playing some video games, watching him play or you both playing, watching a movie, or just cuddling in bed before you sleep, Copia reminds you just how much he adores you. This is where he can let himself be Copia, not just Papa and he is so grateful that you see the real him. He loves to spend his evenings with his favorite person, all cuddled up and cozy in bed, knowing that he is loved and adored.<3

[safarigirlsp]

Voting for Mills AUs Open!

I’m working on a big Mills sci fi story but it won’t be ready to release when the movie hits. So instead, I’ll open up voting for any of the following Mills AUs! Voting will be open from now until Sunday night — about 24 hours — which isn’t a lot of time, but I also need time to write something. Feel free to send in any questions.

These will all be over 10k and beyond! Each story will be Action/Adventure with Horror and Romance thrown in as appropriate. If you’re new, read the FAQs and info in my Masterlist. For anyone new who may be wondering — No, I don’t do kid fics, so don’t expect to see any of that from me at any point in Mills stories or any other character. Unless the kid is slated to meet an untimely end like Kenny on South Park, which is a running joke I’m exploring with one of me besties here 🤣

Vote by commenting or sending me a message or an ask, anonymous or otherwise! Tagging some friends, but everyone is welcome. I’m also trying to gauge interest in these ideas in general because ill probably do them all at some point. I’ll write the one that gets the most votes and hopefully have it ready to go when the movie releases!

Adventurer

Jurassic Park 🦖

Safari ( think Ghost & the Darkness, Cocaine Bear, The Beast, etc)

Treasure Hunter - Specify Period or Modern

Victorian Vampire Hunter

FBI Agent or Bounty Hunter (specify)

Vote now or forever hold your peace!

All edits by the absolutely amazing @kyloremus 💗

Tagging some buddies! 

@in-silks-and-flesh-and-leather @babbushka @mrs-gucci @mrs-zimmerman @iamburdened @gabesprincess @reborn-rekall @maybe-your-left @rynwritesstuff @candycanes19 @caillea @cas-backwards-tie @queeniebee @lumberjack00fantasies @mythrielofsolitude @ghoulian13 @icarusinthesea @darkhairedmenrule @reyloaddict55 @reylokisses @fizzywoohoo @heartlight-starlight @richbrittstein @woken-ariadne @clydesfavoritegirl @bensolodyad @thepalaceofmelanie @durangoninetyfive @fax4life27 @reveluving @vedavan

[dantesunbreaker]

Thanks @anamelessfool, now is my time to give a small tease of my Dracopia fic that's in the works! But I'm a word slut and use too many. So uhhhhh I'll tag like one person.

Though, the crimson that paints his bottom lip, bleeding into the once crisp white along his chin is peculiar.

Don't feel obligated, but if you want to for fun @darkhairedmenrule

Alright, tag game~

RULES: Post the last sentence you wrote (fanfic / original / anything) and tag as many people as there are words in the sentence.

I was tagged by @hergan416 - I do indeed write, though I haven't posted anything publically for... quite some time, huh. There's a lot of WIP files tho. Thankyou for the tag ^^

Cannot emphasise just how glad I am that it landed on this line though - both the line directly before and the passage I had been planning for after would have been entirely too much out of context, especially as this was planned for anonymous release.

Their little corner descended into chaos.

Anyways, that leaves six tags for me? Hopefully I haven't double-tagged anyone; I'll try and leave off anyone I've seen tagged

@cornistasiathecoblinking @buginateacup @sheriiam @shreddedleopard @shadowstarkanada @twstedhearts

Absolutely no pressure guys, this is simply intended for a bit of fun~

[katareyoudrilling]

✂️ANNOUNCEMENT✂️

I am making the Vasectomy Kink Club official!

I have tagged you below if you have reblogged or commented on one of my vasectomy kink fics. (As a reminder, I am marking them with “✂️” on my Masterlist)  If you would like to be tagged in future vasectomy kink fics, please follow the link to my Taglist and select either “All” or “Vasectomy Kink Only”

If you are already on my Taglist, thank you! I will keep you there unless I see an update from you.

Also, be sure to message @tionmeh to get your membership card!!

Thanks for all the support!

@kayleezra @tionmeh @a-trial-run-on-paper @iamskyereads @mswarriorbabe80 @eppy816 @nicolethered @jazzelsaur @mandoblowmybackout @farrikdanked @loonymagizoologist @grogusmum @whataperfectwasteoftime @radiowallet @deadhumourist @mando-amando @fanfiction-and-wine @wheresarizona @little-mrs-morales @green-socks @thirsty-flygirl @axshadows @something-tofightfor @just-here-for-the-moment @artpoppstar @nothoughtsjustmeds @rofoundsomethinginteresting @amneris21 @darkhairedmenrule @ficsbynight @madhattervanessa @leslie-lyman @lovesbiggerthanpride @yespolkadotkitty @pix-writes @theravenreads @littlemousedroid @kteague @neddrollsdice @bravopeach

[babbushka]

Highway To Hell

Ben Solo/Kylo Ren x F!Reader

You're the picture perfect housewife: married to a successful businessman, a wonderful cook and a fabulous entertainer. You lived in a beautiful house in a perfect little suburb, and are friendly with everyone in town. But when damning secrets come to light, not even you can simply let them slide.

A/N: Hello and welcome to the first fic of October 2021!! I am thrilled to share this story that I was so lucky as to collaborate on with a dear dear friend, @safarigirlsp. We hope that you enjoy this fic, and who knows, there may even be a few more surprises in the following weeks...

15k, Warnings for: Graphic Descriptions of Violence (brief domestic abuse, dog attack, murder), infidelity, NSFW (oral sex [F receiving], PIV, riding, multiple orgasms) and a lil bit of fluff.

[Background Armitage Hux/Reader]

Read now on AO3!

Tagging some friends under the cut

@mochabucky @sacklerscumrag @artsymaddie @bitchydecisions @direnightshade @thembohux @kylorenswhxre @sunflowersinthesnow @babayagakeanu @steeevienicks @materialisthicc @hswritingrecs @rosi3ba3z @chapterhappygirl @schopenhauerdeathsquad @loverofallthings @groovetoob @bxnnywriting @angel-bxby3 @smallgirlbigpersonality @lovelyyy-luna @2000andwhat @raddo1975 @cornmousequeen @metsienmenninkainen @caillea @painttheskylineforme @holding-on-to-starwars @caitlin-was-here @icarusinthesea @princessflip @goddessofsprings @mrs-gucci @baubub @bucky-j-barnes @beachwoodmonet @darkhairedmenrule @eagerforhoney @nekonaomitard @einmal-im-traum @justlenastuff @0nihiime @ohsolonelyghosts@pop-rocks-and-skittles

[depressedstressedlemonzest]

Tag list for my Eddie x plus size reader fic.

If you want added just drop a comment!

@what-the-heckin-heck @shiggay @kissesforstyles

@lagataprrr @bethanysnow @cutesy-creep

@spookybabey

@slayssmari @exploding-bonbon

@renaroo123 @hellv1ra

@soph69420world

@darkhairedmenrule

@kissesforstyles

@mordor-it-is

@thikkiesixx

[hannibals-favourite-meal]

Thank you

Holy shit!

We've hit 1500 followers!

I am in utter disbelief. I can't begin to tell you how grateful I am to all of you for supporting me along this journey. I have received and overwhelming amount of love from you all these past few months. It makes me want to keep going, to keep writing and bringing you content even when I am down.

I know my 1000 follower celebration still has some fics in the works but I'll try to come up with another celebration for you all to express my gratitude!

I wish I could give all 1500 of you a hug and to tell you thank you for all you have done for me. So thank you for sticking with me, I truly am so humbled by this.

❤️ Lou

PS there's also an extra special thank you to my absolute favourite people on this app @lokiandbuckysdoll @nana1000night and @darkhairedmenrule who constantly inspire me and always make my days 1500x brighter

[darkhairedmenrule]

Comfort in Love

This is for my friend @dantesunbreaker who needs some extra comfort right now. It is technically gn reader but he asked for Dew and transmasc reader so that's what I had in mind while writing this. I hope you enjoy it, sorry if it's not what you wanted.

To say you were not having a good day was an understatement and a half. Sometimes you can wake up and feel somewhat ready to start the day, others less so, and then there are the days like today. Days like today, when you awake from your voidlike sleep cycle and find the world already pressing in on you. Days where getting out of bed feels demanding and unfair to even consider. Days that no matter what you seem to accomplish, you find that you have 2 more tasks to do in its place. These days are a constant uphill battle and even with supportive clergy members and friends, it seems to drain you faster than you can get your chores done. Days like these make you feel grateful to call the Abbey your home, a safe space where you are free to be yourself and surrounded by friends who care and want to help you in any way that they can. And even though you know that your friends want to help, there is only one person who can help you feel more yourself after a day like today.

So when you finally get the last of your chores done for the day, you head back to your shared room to find your love. Opening the door to your room you find that your partner has not returned from his chores of the day, so you take off your shoes and other accessories and head to the bathroom to get ready to relax. After an emotionally draining day, you just want to go to bed and Cuddle with your sweet Dew, but you want to feel at least a little cleaner before getting into your bed. After cleaning up and changing into more comfortable clothes, you head back into the bedroom and see your little stuffed friend watching you from the bed. Even though they can’t talk and offer verbal comfort, they can cuddle with you and keep you from feeling too alone with your thoughts. Cuddling with your little stuffed horse that you have sweetly named Dewdrop, you try and maintain some sort of calm. It is even harder on days where nothing feels like it has gone right but you do your best to breathe slower and deeper while you wait for Dew to get back. 

A little while later, when you are starting to feel the exhaustion take over the anxiety and stress, you hear the door to your room open. Looking over to the doorway you see Dew taking off his accessories and mumbling to himself. He’s talking too quietly for you to hear what he is saying, but that is not what you are focused on right now. Your love is finally done with his day and you feel like you could cry with relief at seeing him. As he looks up, he notices that you are in your bed cuddling little Dewdrop, and a tired smile tugs at his lips. “ Hello my love, how are you doing?” he asks as he finally heads over to you, crawling in bed and pulling you close to his chest. “ Not great, today was just awful. Nothing I seemed to get done was right or what was needed. Then my family was awful and I-” You cut yourself off, burying your head into the space between his neck and shoulder, letting out a frustrated sigh.

Dew brings a claw-tipped hand up to your head, gently petting your head and holding you close. “I'm sorry that your day has been unfair to you my love. I wish I could help more but I'm here if you want to vent or you  just want to cuddle and let your mind relax.” You let out a little sniffle as the tears that you have been holding in all day finally slid down your cheeks in hot streams. You tap his arm twice and snuggle further into him, letting his body and presence act like a balm to your tired mind and weary soul. “ Alright sweetheart, let's just relax for a little hmm?” You make a small hum in response and relish in his slow, sweet loving brushes of his hand on your head and back.“ I love you, sweet boy, I know today has been rough on you and you are feeling too much but I just want you to know that I'm here and that I love you. Always. Nothing anyone or anything else has said or done will change that.” You feel a small smile pull at your lips and you whisper into his neck a quiet “I love you Dew” while you relax further into him. You might not be able to relax like this for long and you might need to vent or cry or do something else to get these thoughts out of your head. But for right now, you have your beloved Dew, and he's not going to let anyone or anything make your day worse. He is going to be here for you and help in any way that he can, holding you and loving you while you find your peace. 

[darkhairedmenrule]

“Of course we love you Darling”

This fic was inspired by a tiktok, so take that how you will. This is the first time I've published anything on Tumblr, but I have written fanfic before. So please, be gentle if this isn't great. This is a gift for my lovely Lou on their birthday, I hope you enjoy this❤️

Laying in bed was supposed to bring you a sense of peace, that you were done for the day. It was supposed to allow you time to decompress, relax, and rest so that you would feel refreshed the next day. But life has a funny way of turning things on its head. While you wished you could be relaxing, you were instead lying uncomfortably in your bed, staring at the ceiling as the day replayed in your mind. But specifically earlier when your world felt like it was thrown into a time warp. It seemed, that your brain was not ready for rest until you resolved this. With a sigh you rose up and sat on the edge of your bed, contemplating exactly how to move forward. Anyway, you look at this, you thought this is going to hurt.

Getting up you made your way out of your room, down the hall to where his familiar door was. You stood before his door for a few moments before getting your nerve and knocking. You heard some movement before you saw him pull the door open. Your eyes roved over his lithe body, clad in a soft henley and even softer-looking sweatpants that you would not think he would ever own. But, even professionals need to be comfortable at some point in their lives. Mentally shaking those thoughts away, you make eye contact with him in his doorway as he appraises you. Clearing your throat, you try and give him a forced smile. “ Hey, can I come in?” You force out, willing your voice not to shake. He gives you a small one that is only reserved for two people and steps aside to let you in. As you walk in, you notice that the room has a soft glow, proving that he does in fact use those candles that you got for his birthday this past year. As you take in his gorgeously decorated room, which frankly smells and looks amazing, you hear him shut the door and start to walk toward you.

“ Are you going to tell me why you are here little lamb?” He asks, breaking the relative silence as he observes you. “ Hanni, I just wanted to apologize for how I acted earlier, it was uncalled for and I'm deeply sorry” came your reply, genuine but timid as you looked into his deep maroon eyes. “ And what exactly are you apologizing for lamb?” “ Well, I- uh we kissed earlier. And I know you and will are happy together and it didn't mean anything. I'm sorry if I upset either of you, obviously, you don't want me to be kissing you” you ramble on, not noticing how Hannibal's gaze is darkening as you continue to inadvertently insult yourself. The words that you don't say are loud in his mind. They don't realize how we feel for them. How oblivious are they? I know they feel the same. I need to fix this, no love of mine will feel less than. “ Do not belittle our love like this, I thought our feelings were clear little one.” You stare at Hannibal in confusion, “ What do you mean our feelings? I know you two are together Hanni.” You notice his eyes darkening this time when he lets out a fond sigh, Ah they do not know, I’ll have to remedy this. “Darling, Will and I do love each other but we are an incomplete pair. We also love you little lamb.” You let out a heavy breath, “ Hannibal this isn't funny ok? I know you two don't love me, why would you?” you say as you look down, internally cursing yourself for being so stupid earlier. If you had just ignored your stupid crush on the gorgeous men, none of this would have happened. “ Hanni I know you don't love me, why would you love me if you have each other? You both are absolutely gorgeous and I'm nothing in comparison.” 

“ Since when have we ever allowed you to talk about yourself like that little one?” asks Will as he comes out of the bathroom, pulling you into his arms. You see Hannibal’s lip pull into a small smile despite his storming face. “ Darling, I know you don’t see yourself as beautiful or desired but you are completely wrong. We both want, no crave you. It's torture to see you hate and distance yourself from us when we are close. Yes, we love each other, but you make us whole.” As he finishes his frankly beautiful and infallible statement, you go to refute him when Will speaks up. “ Little one, of course we love you, you bring us both a sense of peace. You always know how to calm us both down on our bad days or just in general. You love to talk to Hanni about his passions for art and cooking and talk to me about my dogs and poetry. I know that society has told you that you need to be a certain size to be beautiful, but it's complete shit. We love you exactly as you are; our beautiful, strong, intelligent, and funny Darling. We know that you might not love yourself yet, but we will love you until you can. We want you Darling, to be ours for eternity and not a moment less. What do you say? Do you want to be ours?” He finishes his mini speech with a heart wrenching squeeze around you and that's when the dam breaks. When you finally allow yourself that lie that you tell yourself at night that it's not really there, that they don't love you to be pushed out of your mind as the tears leak down your cheeks. You feel Hannibal come and wrap his arms around you and Will, them effectively making a giant hug for you to cry your heart out in. Through the tears, you can hear them say sweet whispered truths to you, and one day you'll believe them. You are so beautiful, Darling. We love you so much. You are ours. You are loved. You are enough. I Love You.

* Authors Note*

Hi Lovelies, this story is just the beginning for these three, as I have many more ideas for them. I wanted to dedicate this to @hannibals-favourite-meal as they are my soulmate and its their birthday! I hope you had a great day darling, 21 will never look better than it does on you. I love you! Thank you for reading 💖💝

[safarigirlsp]

✨🍁🐈‍⬛🎃💛✨ Halloween Schedule and Request Info ✨🍁🐈‍⬛🎃💛✨

✨🍁🐈‍⬛🎃💛✨ It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year! ✨🍁🐈‍⬛🎃💛✨

REQUESTS OPEN FOR HALLOWEEN

This is my favorite time of the year! And as far as I’m concerned, Halloween runs from September 1 - November 15, which then becomes Winter and Christmas through December 31! For the next two months, it’s full steam ahead for anything and everything related to Autumn and Halloween!

For the week of Halloween, October 24 - October 31, I’m going to be posting a big daily oneshot that will range in size from 5k to 25k! Look for a mix of horror, humor, romance, and adventure!

It’s possible there be other writing throughout this time too.

Halloween always results in some of my favorite AUs! Exorcist Jacques, Sleepy Hollow Kylo, Werewolf Flip, Magician Kylo, Vampire Jacques, and Black Knight Kylo!

Here is what’s on the menu for the week of Halloween, October 24 - October 31:

Monster Monday - Zombies, Cryptids, Mummies, Dragons, Killer Rabbits, and any Monsters not covered by another category. ☠️🎃🧟‍♂️

Transfusion Tuesday - Vampires! 🌙🧛🏻🌙

Werewolf Wednesday - Werewolves! 🌕🐺🌕

†hursday - Demons, Devils, Possession, Exorcists, Occultism, and any related themes. 🔥😈🔥

Phantasm Friday - Ghosts, Ghouls, Specters, Hauntings, and everything else that goes bump in the night. 👻🪦☠️

I Put A Spell On You Saturday - Witches, Magicians, Spells, Curses, and anything similar ✨🐈‍⬛✨

Sunday, Bloody Sunday - Murder, Mayhem, Slashers and Serial Killers. 🪓☣️🔪

My Official Lineup for the week will be announced October 1.

For big oneshots, I’m only writing for Jacques, Flip, and Kylo. I am open to ideas for Clyde and Henry that would be shorter.

Some AUs that I’m partial to that will make an appearance this year in some fashion are Vampires, Witches, Devils, Gunfighters, and vengeful Murderers if anyone enjoys those concepts too…

Please send me requests, ideas, thoughts, HCs, anything you like. I’ll pick my favorites or, very likely, a combination of a few, and I’ll write a oneshot. Feel free to send in multiple ideas or requests! The more ideas to choose from, the better! All AU concepts, time periods, etc are welcome. Read my Pinned Post & Masterlist for things I like if you want a leg up on getting a request written, and for things I won’t write. For those of you who are newer here, I don’t have much interest in requests like ‘a romantic everything with Kylo,’ and I’m looking for concepts I can turn into longer full stories.

Here is a Prompt Masterlist

Here is a Halloween Fic Masterlist

Here are my Halloween fics from last year

Please follow @kyloremus here and on Twitter bc she is going to be posting 31 days of Halloween edits!

Tagging some interest parties and accomplices!

@in-silks-and-flesh-and-leather @mrs-gucci @gabesprincess @babbushka @young-frankenstein @iamburdened @mrs-zimmerman @reborn-rekall @queeniebee @lumberjack00fantasies @maybe-your-left @rynwritesstuff @candycanes19 @caillea @cas-backwards-tie @mythrielofsolitude @ghoulian13 @icarusinthesea @darkhairedmenrule @reyloaddict55 @fizzywoohoo @heartlight-starlight @richbrittstein @woken-ariadne @clydesfavoritegirl @emi11ie @bensolodyad @danidanisara @thepalaceofmelanie @celiholland @durangoninetyfive @zillymaz @gotham-city-uber-driver @the-fangirl-diaries @when-witches-go-riding

[babbushka]

August & September Fic Recap! (2021)

Hello everyone and welcome once again to the end of another month. As always, I take this opportunity to compile all the fic that I've posted, and update my masterlists. Because life has been so busy, I wasn't able to put out much, so I've combined August and September into one list.

Some housekeeping:

If you’d like to be added to my taglist for future writing uploads, please click here!

If you’d like to see my complete collection of works, please visit my Masterlist here! 

If you’re new to the blog, I invite you to please read through my FAQ! 

I also upload all my chapter fics and oneshots to my archiveofourown account which you can find here!

Chapter Updates

Biting Dust - Chapter 5 ; Outlaw!Kylo Ren x Outlaw!Reader

Biting Dust - Chapter 6; ""

Spellbound - Chapters 1-5 ; Kylo Ren x OC (Hogwarts Professors AU)

Oneshots

Finally Autumn ; Mob!Kylo Ren x Reader

Into The Shadows I Follow ; Vampire!Kylo Ren x Reader***

Character Headcanons

Showering with Mob!Kylo as an act of trust and care

Making love with Biker!Kylo***

Biker!Kylo loving eating pussy***

Lawyer!Kylo having impressive stamina during sex***

Character Imagines

Flip Zimmerman

Flip fucking his wife at a pool party****

Flip fucking you before he has to go to work****

Flip running his goatee up and down your thigh post-sex intimacy**

Flip finding out his wife is having triplets

Flip's children trying to cheer him up after he loses at game night

Young!Flip taking you on a plein air painting date

Flip trying and failing to show off his nonexistent plumbing skills lol

Kylo Ren

Biker!Kylo Ren fucking you hard in the middle of the night****

Medieval!Kylo Ren surprising you in a corridor***

Medieval!Kylo Ren catching you skinny dipping in the river on a surprise return from battle***

Edwardian!Kylo Ren steamy makeout session in his office before bed***

Clyde Logan

Clyde fucking you rough and hard after getting unwanted advances at the bar***

Paul Sevier

Morning sex with Paul after he returns from a long work trip***

Total word count for August & September: 71,713

Thank you all for spending another month with me, I have some big surprises coming in October that I hope you all enjoy! Here's to the spooky season officially starting!

** = NSFW content

tagging some friends!

@mochabucky @sacklerscumrag @artsymaddie @bitchydecisions @direnightshade @thembohux @kylorenswhxre @sunflowersinthesnow @babayagakeanu @safarigirlsp @steeevienicks @materialisthicc @hswritingrecs @rosi3ba3z @chapterhappygirl @schopenhauerdeathsquad @loverofallthings @groovetoob @bxnnywriting @angel-bxby3 @smallgirlbigpersonality @lovelyyy-luna @2000andwhat @raddo1975 @cornmousequeen @metsienmenninkainen @caillea @painttheskylineforme @holding-on-to-starwars @caitlin-was-here @icarusinthesea @princessflip @goddessofsprings @mrs-gucci @baubub @bucky-j-barnes @beachwoodmonet @darkhairedmenrule @eagerforhoney @nekonaomitard @einmal-im-traum @justlenastuff @0nihiime @ohsolonelyghosts @depressedkyloren @pop-rocks-and-skittles @emi11ie

[safarigirlsp]

✨🍁🐈‍⬛🎃💛✨ Halloween Lineup ✨🍁🐈‍⬛🎃💛✨

Here are the big fics I’ll be writing in October. There are also a few smaller ones that I’ll trickle out throughout October and November featuring Pale, Charlie, Clyde, Flip, and Jacques.

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Monster Monday ☠️🎃🧟‍♂️

Love & War & Zombies

Regency Kylo Ren x Pregnant Reader

Summary: Admiral Ren and his lovely wife are plunged into a terrible state of inelegance as the zombie outbreak sweeps across England. Hopefully, his considerable skill shall be sufficient to whisk his expecting wife away to safety.

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Transfusion Tuesday 🌙🧛🏻🌙

Drink of Me

Vampire Jacques Le Gris x Lawyer Reader

Summary: A pact with the Devil left Sir Jacques cursed to an empty eternal life. Unfortunately, he finds the woman who can lift his curse at the same time as vampire hunters and angry mistresses who want them both dead.

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Werewolf Wednesday 🌕🐺🌕

Bad Moon Risin’

Werewolf Flip Zimmerman x Lawyer Reader

Summary: When a string of brutal murders tears through the sleepy town of Colorado Springs, will the unlikely alliance of a criminal defense lawyer and a star detective be enough to stop them?

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†hursday 🔥😈🔥

Sinners Welcome

Exorcist Jacques Le Gris x Reader

Summary: Sent to Rome to find an Exorcist, you are introduced to the most notorious man in the business. Little does he know, his toughest case is just beginning. 

The Devil Made Me Do It

Flip Zimmerman x Reader x Devil Kylo Ren

Summary: When Flip finally busts a murderous occult group he’s been chasing for months, he finds himself embroiled in nefarious consequences. 

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Phantasm Friday 👻🪦☠️

Ghost Town

Gunfighter Flip Zimmerman x Reader

Summary: A harrowing storm strands eight travelers at a mysterious hotel. With each passing hour, the hotel seems to seep into their minds, causing them to unravel at the seams. 

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I Put A Spell On You Saturday ✨🐈‍⬛✨

Kylo the Malevolent

Victorian Magician Kylo Ren x Magician Reader

Summary: A bloody rivalry between magicians of London amid the infamous Jack the Ripper murders will leave one man standing on top. Or is it one woman?

Kylo the Malevolent poster credit of the incredible @stavrogin80

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Sunday, Bloody Sunday 🪓☣️🔪

Surprise Collaboration!

Teaser: A sultry 40’s vixen makes an unlikely alliance. 

Teaser: Two Mystery Men live their debauched lives to the fullest in the roaring 20’s.

Surprise Collaboration!

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Tagging some bitches and witches!

@babbushka @in-silks-and-flesh-and-leather @mrs-gucci @iamburdened @cas-backwards-tie @caillea @candycanes19 @icarusinthesea @darkhairedmenrule @gabesprincess @mythrielofsolitude @danidanisara @reyloaddict55 @mrs-zimmerman @maybe-your-left @fizzywoohoo @brideofkylosolo @heartlight-starlight @ghoulian13 @celiholland

[safarigirlsp]

✨🍁🐈‍⬛🎃💛✨ Halloween Requests Open ✨🍁🐈‍⬛🎃💛✨

✨🍁🐈‍⬛🎃💛✨ It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year! ✨🍁🐈‍⬛🎃💛✨

This is my favorite time of the year! As far as I’m concerned, Halloween runs from September 1 - November 15, if not longer! I currently have a big pirate fic to finish up, but nothing else slated fic wise. After that, it’s full steam ahead for anything and everything related to Autumn and Halloween.

For the week of Halloween, October 25 - October 31, I intend to post a big daily oneshot that will range in size from 5k to 25k! Look for a mix of horror, humor, romance, and adventure! There may be other writing throughout this time too. The quantity of stories I post depends on the length of them. In the past, I have posted a lot of shorter things, but I’ve gotten more into writing longer stories now. The last few years, I have averaged over 100k words for Halloween and Autumn content!

Please send me requests, ideas, thoughts, HCs, anything you like. I’ll pick my favorites or, very likely, a combination of a few, and I’ll write a oneshot. Feel free to send in multiple ideas or requests! The more ideas to choose from, the better! All AU concepts, time periods, etc are welcome. Requests will be open from now until Halloween. However, because I tend to write longer stories, the sooner an idea comes it, the more likely it is for me to use it.

Each year, this results in some of my favorite AUs like Magician Kylo, Salem Witch Trials Jacques, Descent Flip, Sleepy Hollow Kylo, Exorcist Jacques, and others!

This is my general theme and themes I expect to cover, however, feel free to send in absolutely anything!

Monster Monday - Zombies, Cryptids, Mummies, Dragons, Killer Rabbits, and any Monsters not covered by another category. ☠️🎃🧟‍♂️

Transfusion Tuesday - Vampires! 🌙🧛🏻🌙

Werewolf Wednesday - Werewolves! 🌕🐺🌕

†hursday - Demons, Devils, Exorcists, Possession, and any related themes. 🔥😈🔥

Phantasm Friday - Ghosts, Ghouls, Specters, and everything else that goes bump in the night. 👻🪦☠️

I Put A Spell On You Saturday - Witches, Magicians, Spells, Rituals, Occultism, and anything similar ✨🐈‍⬛✨

Sunday, Bloody Sunday - Murder, Mayhem, Slashers, Cannibals, and Serial Killers. 🪓☣️🔪

For big oneshots, I’m only writing for Mills, Flip, Jacques, and Kylo. I will do HC’s for anyone I have ever written for. I am open to shorter ideas for Clyde and Henry, although full disclosure, they interest me a lot less these days, so the ideas would have to pique my interest.

My Official Lineup will be announced October 1.

Tagging some witches!

@babbushka @in-silks-and-flesh-and-leather @mrs-gucci @mrs-zimmerman @iamburdened @gabesprincess @reborn-rekall @maybe-your-left @rynwritesstuff @candycanes19 @caillea @cas-backwards-tie @queeniebee @mythrielofsolitude @ghoulian13 @icarusinthesea @darkhairedmenrule @reyloaddict55 @fizzywoohoo @heartlight-starlight @richbrittstein @clydesfavoritegirl @bensolodyad @danidanisara @thepalaceofmelanie @celiholland  @durangoninetyfive @reveluving @fax4life27 @vedavan @reylokisses @queen-of-elves @srorgana1 @kyloremus  @vixenofcourse @kylofrk @dyaddu 

[babbushka]

Hello Mrs.Z!!!! I have read your Cameron Bissell fics on AO3 more times than I can count. I love how sweet you portray underneath all that intense knightly method acting lol. What would you think he would qualify as a perfect birthday with his girl? A day out and a night in? Or do you feel he would want some crazy adventure to always remember??? Thanks so much!

Hello my dear anon! Thank you so much for these kind words, I'm so glad that you like the Cameron writing, even though it is pretty far and few in between! Please enjoy these headcanons :)

Cameron lives a pretty exciting life. Production designer for film and television in New York and New Jersey by day, up and coming actor by...well, also by day.

He's a passionate, determined, hardworking man, and sometimes he works himself into the dirt. So, on special occasions like his birthday, you like to go all out and treat him to a weekend filled with no work and all play.

After a couple years, he's caught on to your scheming, so now he doesn't take any jobs that he knows is going to overlap with his birthday.

Once you've secured him some time off, you book the flight and hotel for the trip.

Some years it's to Disney, others it's to Universal, sometimes you take him to Six Flags or Cedar Point -- anything where he can run around and ride thrill rides until he screams himself hoarse.

If you're at Disney, you make sure to get him one of the giant turkey legs as a teasing callback to his Medieval Times days. You wished he hadn't gotten himself banned from there so that you could take him as a guest.

Traveling with Cameron is a very nice affair, because he does so much traveling work he has tons of VIP bonuses at every corner, which means really expensive hotel suites and room service galore, the two of you jumping on the bed like you're teenagers again.

Cameron loves it, he loves the colors and sounds and sights -- especially the fireworks.

Every year you joke that they're going off just for him, and every year he just has to laugh and kiss you while the night sky is illuminated with the shimmering explosions of your love.

Tagging some SNL character lovin' friends!

@mochabucky @sacklerscumrag @artsymaddie @direnightshade @reyloaddict55 @sunflowersinthesnow @safarigirlsp @steeevienicks @chapterhappygirl @schopenhauerdeathsquad @2000andwhat @raddo1975 @cornmousequeen @caillea @painttheskylineforme @holding-on-to-starwars @princessflip @darkhairedmenrule @beachwoodmonet @einmal-im-traum @justlenastuff @ohsolonelyghosts

[babbushka]

Spooky Scary Prompts are officially open for October!!

Hello my friends! I hope that you're doing well today! I am making this announcement post because whether I like it or not, September has come to an end, and tomorrow marks the first of October.

Now you guys know me, I'm not a fan of Halloween at all. However, thanks to my friends, most notably miss @safarigirlsp, I've been a little more in the spirit of things. I've got a lot of oneshots and surprises coming your way over the course of the month, but because it's a special holiday, I want you guys to get in on the action too!

Which means...

The inbox is now open for Halloween prompts, headcanons, thots, requests, and general shenanigans! These can be horror themed or fluffy!

I'll be reblogging some lists but feel free to send in whatever your heart desires! All the guys I write for are up for grabs: Kylo and any of the AUs I write, Flip, Clyde, Charlie, Pale, Paterson and Paul.

My only caveat is that I will not be accepting any prompts for abo/werewolf content, nor will I be accepting prompts where the reader is in any way harmed. My FAQ has the full list of things I will not write, but these seem the most relevant to mention for the holiday.

I'm going to be away traveling for about two weeks, so these prompts will be queued up to post over that period of time to keep this blog active and in the holiday mood!

As always, if you'd like to be included on the taglist to be notified when a new fic is up, please fill out this form!

Tagging some friends below the cut to spread the word!

@mochabucky @sacklerscumrag @artsymaddie @bitchydecisions @direnightshade @thembohux @kylorenswhxre @sunflowersinthesnow @babayagakeanu @safarigirlsp @steeevienicks @materialisthicc @hswritingrecs @rosi3ba3z @chapterhappygirl @schopenhauerdeathsquad @loverofallthings @groovetoob @bxnnywriting @angel-bxby3 @smallgirlbigpersonality @lovelyyy-luna @2000andwhat @raddo1975 @cornmousequeen @metsienmenninkainen @caillea @painttheskylineforme @holding-on-to-starwars @caitlin-was-here @icarusinthesea @princessflip @goddessofsprings @mrs-gucci @baubub @bucky-j-barnes @beachwoodmonet @darkhairedmenrule @eagerforhoney @nekonaomitard @einmal-im-traum @justlenastuff @0nihiime @ohsolonelyghosts@pop-rocks-and-skittles

[babbushka]

It was SUCH a joy to work on this fic with @safarigirlsp !!!! You all know Halloween is not my favorite holiday, but something about Shannon's enthusiasm managed to get me into the groove of it -- and I hope that you all enjoy this massive love letter to the Victorian Magician AU we've created!

Tagging some friends below!

@mochabucky @sacklerscumrag @artsymaddie @bitchydecisions @direnightshade @thembohux @kylorenswhxre @sunflowersinthesnow @babayagakeanu @safarigirlsp @steeevienicks @materialisthicc @hswritingrecs @rosi3ba3z @chapterhappygirl @schopenhauerdeathsquad @loverofallthings @groovetoob @bxnnywriting @angel-bxby3 @smallgirlbigpersonality @lovelyyy-luna @2000andwhat @raddo1975 @cornmousequeen @metsienmenninkainen @caillea @painttheskylineforme @holding-on-to-starwars @caitlin-was-here @icarusinthesea @princessflip @goddessofsprings @mrs-gucci @baubub @bucky-j-barnes @beachwoodmonet @darkhairedmenrule @eagerforhoney @nekonaomitard @einmal-im-traum @justlenastuff @ohsolonelyghosts @depressedkyloren @pop-rocks-and-skittles @emi11ie @nikkitc0703 @durangoninetyfive

Kylo the Malevolent

Kylo the Malevolent

Victorian Magician Kylo Ren x Magician Reader

Word Count: 32.5k

Warnings: NSFW. Smut. Graphic Violence. Gore. Murder. Magic Acts Gone Wrong. Burning Alive. Sawing in Half. Drowning. Deaths of Multiple Star Wars Characters. Angst. Old Timey Sexism. Romance.

AO3 Link 

Summary: As autumn falls over London in the year of 1888, you are the newest Magician on the scene, and the only woman among those illustrious ranks. Your debut is not met with a warm welcome. When a series of accidents befall other magicians, causing their gruesome deaths onstage, will the most notorious magician of all come to you as friend or foe?

Author’s Note: I am beyond excited to share a grand finale Halloween story, a collaboration between myself and my lovely friend @babbushka . This story incorporates everything we love! A seductive historical setting. A brand new AU. A handsome man and an accomplished woman. Thrills. Chills. Romance. Adventure. Intrigue. And of course, Murder Most Foul. We hope you love it too! Happy Halloween! 🎃

Kylo the Malevolent poster by the incredibly talented @stavrogin80​

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