#Danse knows but doesn’t partake cause no one wants the power armor to stay in beside SoSu
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Paladin Danse: I’m thinking of getting ass and breast reduction surgery.
The entire crew of the Prydwen in unison: Please don’t.
#this is how you convince Maxson to keep him alive and in the BoS#there would be a mutiny if he left cause he’s like the barrack bunny no one has been able to hit#sorry BoS rule everyone is a virgin including Maxson they don’t teach the east coast recruits how to fuck or what sex is#Danse knows but doesn’t partake cause no one wants the power armor to stay in beside SoSu#fallout#fallout 4#fo4#paladin danse#he can’t fit into his power armor cause his cup sized increase and he’s been doing too many squats 😔#I’m one post about Danse from making him a very toxic butch lesbian like whose gonna stop me#he’s already a synth? his strap is synthetic too
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