#Danny: yeah dan you should probably stick to the villain side of things lmao

[phoenixcatch7]

@halfagone​ Okay, so not danny... but how about dan? 

Danny, receiving the call: Oh, sorry, I don’t think deep makeup will cut it, it’s the height as well, isn’t it? Luckily for you, I do know a guy.

Bruce: Oh haha yeah? That’d be great but I’d really prefer someone we can trust with this, I do have a rep to keep ;)!

Danny: No, no, he’s with me! He’s my older half brother, I’m sure with a bit of makeup he’s be perfect! And he’s been desperate to get out the house, this would be a great opportunity for him!

Bruce, over the sound of his kids chanting DO IT DO IT: Wow, if you’re sure! Can’t wait to meet him :D!

And then this tank of a man shows up at the manor doorstep and at first everyone thinks ‘oh no, he’s way too big :(’ but the longer they look the more it seems that he really will be a good fit, he’s actually a really similar size! His coat must have bulked him up lol.

Dan, half bribed half truly interested in whatever mess this is going to turn out to be, is finally getting his chance to put his minor shapeshifting skills to good use. Honestly, the brat had a good idea with this acting malark, he might be able to give it a try himself...

A best-seller 'rags to riches to prison shackles' autobiography written by a woman in her late sixties, who was finally exonerated for the murder of her late, wealthy husband after 20 years in Blackgate prison, is getting a limited-series adaption. One of the most anticipated scenes is a exchange from early on in the book, in which the author describes a private, emotional conversation she shared with a young Bruce Wayne, where she recounts details about the passing of her son.

Countless fans try to theorize who will be casted as a younger Bruce Wayne. Some think it should be Damian Wayne, but many point out that he's too young for the role. Others think it should be Tim Drake, who would be at the right age to play it. However, as CEO, he doesn't exactly have an open schedule, and they haven't heard him disappearing for filming all those months ago. Other people think Bruce Wayne himself should play the role, using deep-fake technology to make him appear younger.

In the end, their questions go unanswered until the first trailer airs online for the limited series. It previews the very first glimpse of a young Bruce Wayne, played by previously unknown 'Danny Fenton', and the internet-

Loses its fucking mind.

(Bruce might just be getting a new son from this after all.)

[othersideofprobably]

#dpxdc #dpxdc au

#fyi the casting director was trying to figure out who to hire

#and the producer just goes

#I know a guy

#and then BAM

#suddenly danny has a job

#he's not actually an actor

#but he's a uni kid

#he's got bills to pay y'know?

#danny's not actually his son btw

#he just looks really REALLY similar

#but the internet doesn't know that ;)

#can you tell i've been ready one too many actor au fics?

(tags via @halfagone)

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#dan: i can pretend to be batman. easy.

#danny: you cant let anyone know you know we are supposed to be civilians plz

#dan: listen you want the dark knight??? i'd be so good. better than you were anyway. to strike fear into the heart of the masses - oi!!

#dani aiming a spray bottle: bad gem fusion! no evil monologuing!!

#danny: yeah dan you should probably stick to the villain side of things lmao

#dan: i'm going to get a job at acting specifically to get hired as your evil arch enemy. beat you up on camera. next movie imma be bane

#dani: omg please

#dan: *lifts a shrieking and wriggling danny over his head* i'm going to snap your spine! puny bat!

#danny: no! not the face! not my beautiful most eligible bachelor of gotham nine years running face xd!!!

#dan sitting in the gala several days later realising that he's actually having fun and 'interacting healthily with his peers': aw heck

#dcxdp #dpxdc

(tags via @treepainting)

A best-seller 'rags to riches to prison shackles' autobiography written by a woman in her late sixties, who was finally exonerated for the murder of her late, wealthy husband after 20 years in Blackgate prison, is getting a limited-series adaption. One of the most anticipated scenes is a exchange from early on in the book, in which the author describes a private, emotional conversation she shared with a young Bruce Wayne, where she recounts details about the passing of her son.

Countless fans try to theorize who will be casted as a younger Bruce Wayne. Some think it should be Damian Wayne, but many point out that he's too young for the role. Others think it should be Tim Drake, who would be at the right age to play it. However, as CEO, he doesn't exactly have an open schedule, and they haven't heard him disappearing for filming all those months ago. Other people think Bruce Wayne himself should play the role, using deep-fake technology to make him appear younger.

In the end, their questions go unanswered until the first trailer airs online for the limited series. It previews the very first glimpse of a young Bruce Wayne, played by previously unknown 'Danny Fenton', and the internet-

Loses its fucking mind.

(Bruce might just be getting a new son from this after all.)