#Danny: wow this is nice maybe the world isn't ending
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Damian activating that wayne adoption gene early I see 🤣
Bruce: "He's barely younger than you."
Damian: "Alfred the cat is barely younger than me too but I didn't see you object then."
Bruce: *trying desperately to communicate that a half-ghost human and a cat are not the same*
Damian: *staring right into Bruce's eyes as he pulls out a bag of crisps and shakes them*
Danny, appearing out of nowhere: "Ohhhh chippies, that's my favourite flavour, gimme some."
Damian, smirking as he hands some over: "Of course."
Damian: *still staring victoriously as Danny starts letting out happy ghost rumbles*
Bruce: "..."
Bruce: "You have to do his paperwork then."
Damian, who got Dick to help him complete it already: *pulls adoption papers out of nowhere and hands them to Bruce*
Damian: "Come on Danny, we must be on our way. It is time to feed batcow."
Dick, who has been here the entire time just watching this play out:
You are not yourself when you're hungry or something. Danny needs a lot of food to keep himself family friendly
(They're friends now btw, I make the rules)
#dp x dc#danny is practically a cat#he needs to be fed treats and given love and affection#ghost instincts make danny very catlike#damian approves because this makes him 90% easier to read than normal people#this does end up giving damian a very skewed idea of how children work#but given that he and half of his siblings were child assasins I think that ship has already sailed#Danny: pacing around cus he's anxious about an exam#Damian: awkwardly picks him up carries him over to a chair and then starts patting his hair#Danny: wow this is nice maybe the world isn't ending
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I'm just sitting here and imagining that the time travelers try and see what exactly made Danny go bonkers and they go and visit Amity Park, maybe Danny takes them on a tour or smth, and they see how most of the town just frickin hates their hero- holy sh*t you okay kid?
Danny's just telling them that it's fine as long as he and the other ghosts don't get caught while hiding behind some dumpster in an alley he dragged them into and the time travelers are just watching the GIW & the Fentons & the Red Huntress(oh WOW she's a lot smaller than the museum statue-) screaming bloody murder behind him with chalk white faces like; "Oh no, this poor kid is doomed unless we DO something isn't he?"
Cue the time travelers trying to solve Danny's Amity problems cuz they don't quite know what exactly drove him to his breaking point cuz he's SO NICE??? Danny's one of the nicest ppl they've ever met? And now they're RLY invested in helping him.
Red Huntress kinda laid off on Phantom after they confronted her only cuz they already had an uneasy alliance and promises to not shoot at him if she finds he's the one who set off her ghost sensors
For the GIW, they just enlisted the other Leaguers because those Anti-Ecto acts CANNOT be legal and the poor kid doesn't deserve experimentation (the non-human members were rly adamant to help once it was brought to their attention, and the Bat was in the middle of researching what the government knew about ghosts since Phantom & Amity Park were discovered)
The Fentons... Well, the cease & desist orders didn't work, and considering they're the ones with the main Amity portal, they could only slow them down by telling them they had to register ALL of the weapons & ghost related tech they've made with the League so they'd be "better prepared." The League wasn't done and/or satisfied with just this much, but Phantom said he was happy enough? With this?? How could this kid ever destroy the world when he's so nice???
After having taken care of most of the active problems, the time travelers were happy for a job well done on avoiding a kid ending the world and giving each other pats on the back.
Then Phantom bursted into the tower asking for kingship lessons because he was just informed that he waS PRINCE OF THE INFINITE REALMS?! THIS KID BEAT PARIAH DARK IN SINGLE COMBAT?!!
(While the magic users were freaking out, Bart had fainted and Booster Gold was frantically asking his little robot friend(I forgot his name-) if this was in any future archives cuz he DOESN'T REMEMBER THIS BEING IN THE HISTORY MUSEUM-)
Idk that much about the DCU, but Booster Gold being from the 25th century,,, what if he’s from the future timeline where TUE Dark-Dan happened? Like yeah he was born four centuries afterwards, humanity has rebuilt itself and life moved on, but he would def have learned about the Days of Dark in school/gone to the Red Huntress Memorial Museum and all that before he got the harebrained idea to time travel before the time line split. The JL’s first contact with Phantom is just Booster Gold in the back going through all stages of ‘nope’ and ‘I didn’t sign up for this’ and ‘why did I not think this through.’ I think this works with any other time traveler in the league as well, and I can see them kinda football-huddling like ���how are we gonna deal with this???’
Ooooooo. I like this a LOT. I’d say that it might make more sense for Bart Allen to be from the Dan timeline. Bart seeing Phantom and his face just going white as chalk and having to break it to Danny that his future self in his timeline was a part of what fully fuckin destroyed his future planet.
For Booster, nothing really bad was happening on his world. He simply just was a janitor at the hall of heroes and stole some equipment to fake being a superhero to get money and fame. He eventually becomes a sorta time cop helping bad events from even happening in the timeline. Having the world rebuild itself from Dan’s destruction is a very neat and interesting idea. Going “ok that happened. Here’s what happened after” instead of focusing on the time of the immediate fallout.
Booster seeing Danny and not at all hiding his panic and freaking the hell out on how to stop Danny’s eventual destruction of the Earth? That’s some good shit right there.
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