#Danny freshly 17: dude your a adult why the hell r you raiding MY wine rack
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I just got this idea during class but, Taking the whole “Lazarus water is crack to ghosts”-
Okay here me out, in the ghost zone there’s barely any food or water that isn’t bland ectoplasm from the environment, sure it’s made of emotions of the living and dead but that’s just like different flavors of water. And ghosts are TIRED of it, like how are you gonna gain ghost powers but no different foods.
Sure ghosts can eat human food but they can’t taste or process it, just feels like chewing paste. But after an accident with a natural portal spewing out ecto-water into a random dimension, Ghosts find out that if you leave it to rot nearby humans, it changes flavor!!!
But not just any flavor, ALCOHOL!!!!! too bad a couple of ghosts forgot what era they left their pit in the mountains.
#danny phantom#dcxdp#dpxdc#danny fenton#dp x dc#ghost king danny#batfamily#ofc Ra’s is basically making the best wine any ghost is gonna taste#Danny finds out gotham has one and starts a ghost bar in Gotham#he locks it up in a anti ghost tank so he doesn’t have drunk ghosts running around#poor Danny gets outed to Batman because a ghost kept leading people to open the tank#Danny freshly 17: dude your a adult why the hell r you raiding MY wine rack#Batman holding several glasses of Lazarus water: why would you even have a wine rack#Danny knowing he’s cooked: FUCK
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