#Dankovsky in a rare non-snakeskin coat…

[lukashaa]

Old habits die hard

[shmowder]

HIII!! IT'S ME AGAIN!!!! I LOVED THE BLURBS!!! It really was what I had in mind :D! I think I'll pick 🐈 for my emoji... And here I am again, requesting another thing!! Can you please do one of whatever Patho characters you want with a reader with like.... TEN cats???

Anna Angel was the first character who came to mind. Owning 10 of any pets, but especially cats who tend to shed their fur everywhere, one which they lick, would be her nightmare. Even if you ended up as someone dear and close to her by some miracle, she'd always think twice before accepting any friendly hugs or touches. Maybe even ask you to put on rubber gloves when the two of you hang out.

While Eva Yan would interpret this as you having a kind soul, one must be good inside to be able to care and nurture all these poor strays, right? Even if your cats are high-end rare breeds which you spent a lot of money on acquiring, she still refers to them as strays to support the narrative she's building in her brain. You'll be romanticised against your will as a caring, kind and nurturing person A friend of animals. She also makes the mistake of attempting to give your adult cats a bowl of milk a couple of times.

Artemy Burakh's cousin has a pen with ten cows. your situation isn't that different in his eyes. At least cats don't smell as bad as cows, although the sharp claws aren't something he's used to. Cows are cuddly and tend to walk away when in discomfort, cats make a stronger case with their claws and teeth, he found out. The kittens love playing with his bootlaces and attempt to climb up his legs whenever he comes over.

Vlad Jr. has mastered the art of getting your cats to adore him through a series of trial and error, reading a couple of books, and bringing them a whole slab of raw meat/fish whenever he comes over. They basically go crazy over him, which he views as a sound strategy to use and get in your good graces. He's actually the most considerate of their personal space. You'd think he's been dealing with cats his whole life the way he knows how to pet each one differently, exactly how it likes it. His lap is a prime sought-after spot between your beloved felines.

You know the curse of non-cat person to counterproductivly end up being the cats' favourite human? All of Daniil Dankovsky's effort to step away from your cats, never look them in the eye, never touch them, or their stuff is interpreted as the biggest signs of respect by your animal companions. They adore getting in the way in front of him just as he's about to take a step, tripping him over in the process. Finding his expensive one of a kind snakeskin coat the best candidate for them to exercise their claws against.