#Dan and Phil crafts

[oleryn]

dan and phil have proven themselves to be fans of freakish gay arthaus horror movie stuff with their dnpc universe and whatever the hell dan was on when he wrote The Urge so in my head ive created this fake short horror film starring them wherein phil dies and his body is possessed by this creature that retains all of phil’s memories and simply wants to live as him normally but dan knows he’s a fake and HE knows he’s a fake and so dan is stuck in this emotional saw trap incapable of telling anyone without sounding insane and forced to grapple with the grief of phil’s death while 99% of phil is standing right in front of him BUT his only other option is to force the creature out of phil’s body and thereby live the rest of his life alone with none of phil at all so eventually he just gives in and lives with this fake phil and no one knows but him. a soul is small dan. very very small.

[boydonegood]

hello crafties !!

[thursdaygirlmp3]

this April Fools has not been kind to me. also cinematic parallels to me i've connected the dots....

[phanrenaissance]

cute first date ideas! 😍

make slime together 🎨

visit a cottage 🌹

make a bonfire 😊

play piano for him 🎶

invite a third 😳

summon him

s̶̭̥̎̈̂̿͊̎u̸̩̦̹̇͛̄m̷͍̕m̵͆̚��̘̲̫͕̪ö̴̝̗̰͎́̃̐́͝n̵̪̤̯̒ ̷̥̲̑́̐̀h̸̩̜̫̘̝̐́i̴̺͔̝͇̠̥̾m̶͖̪̰̹͜͝ ̴̡̖̗̱͒̂̃

ş̴̡̧̙̲̞͍͖̜̲̻̜̫͕̏̎͜u̴̟̣̜̍́m̴̲͕̝͚͎̪̫͇̥͉̩̦̰̞͂͌͆̅̎̇̕m̷̄̍̒̉͋̄̀͐̔͋̿͆̕͜͝ó̴̧̨̧̙̟͎̙̯̼̯̱̖͙͂̃̍̓̆̇̀̂͗́̈́͐̓n̴̛͎̄̋́̒̑́̏̿ͅ ̸̥͖̰̠̺̤͑͛̂̈́̀̑̈́͛͛̏͝ḩ̵̡̡͙̗̰̭͙̫̣̤̬̉̿̐͆̉̈̓̎̌̊͗̍̈́͆̚͝ͅî̷̫̫̱̤͖̺̗̝̮̈́̄̎̔̍́̃͂͝͝m̶̹̼̮̦͍̩̈́͂͋̓͒̑̓́͒̈͒̚͝ͅ ̵̨͍̰̩͓̪̞̫̉̿̽

ṣ̸̡̘̜̬̩͎̳̭̳̙͔̤͍̳̼̜͚͕͎͕͕̓̐̆̍̓͒̇̈́̽̋̾͒̈́̓̐̀̒̈̏̏̎̏̐͐̿͘͝͝u̵̢̧̡̨̨̩̰̼̞̜̣̼͚̫̝̗̖̺͇̭̦̦̭͈͎͚̻̮̦̤̖̦̝͐̀̎̀̆̊͌͂̿̔͛͒̿̿̇͊̐͆̈́̾̇̈̓͐̐͋̋̕̕͜ͅm̶̡̨̡̛̛̛̯̳͈̲̻̗͍͈̦̲̬̼̪̹͍̱̗̈́͂̓̌̍́͒̈́͂̈́͐̋̀̀̾͋̾̽̊̄̑̋̂͋̚̚͝m̴̡̧̢͓̥̜̻̠͎̣̪͎͓̟̫̪̱̜̭̯̥͐͒̍̍́͆͋̌̎̈́̉̓̈́̿̚̕̕͜͝͝͝o̷̞͕̿̋́̅̍́͌̉̓̉͋̄̔͊̀̈̈́͌̈́͒͊͠n̷̛̛͇͑̄̍̔͊̀̄͋́͆̃̒̒͐̓̈́̈̌̋̀͋͆̀́̾̚̕̚͝͝͠ ̵̧̧̨̝͇̜̖̠̞̙̺̫̲͖̩͉͖̞͈̟͙̱̮͎̖͉͉̈̆̽͂͛̽̓̐̅̓̈́̔̃̇͆̊̏̂͋̏̔̀̄͘͠͝͝͠͠ḩ̵̢͙͎̟̰̣̥̥͓̙̹͇̘̣͔̼̥͓̟̝̰̩͙̝̮̩͉̫̟̟͆͜͜ͅî̵̛̳̒̄̏͌̄̑̅̏́̓̂͂̓́̕͝͠m̴͎͈̪͖̈́̓͐̇̿̾́̐̓̉̇͊͆͆̒̂̇̒̓̉̑͂̑͛̚͘͝͠ ̷̨̧͇̤̖̲̥̺͓̫̫̫̯̹̘̹̟̪̃͋̌̆̾̎̂́̅́͗̚͜͜͝͝͝ͅ

s̶̢̡̨̨̢̨͈͇̹̱̭̰̥͚͕̻͚͎̦̰̺̘̭̪̝̖̳̦̭̥̬̝͚̠͍̟͚̹̙̄̄͛̈́͆̿̋̄͝ͅͅū̵̳̦͋̿̈́́̕͠m̴̡̨̨̖̣͓̙̮̝͔̭̜̒̈̇̌͒͛̔̌͋̉͊̑̓̂̓̓̌̋̐̐̍̆̓̽͘͘̚͝͝͝͝m̵̧̗̹̹̟̣̹̣͙̟̬̱̦͔̭̐̌̆̅́͆̀̈͋̈́̂̆̌̿̽̊̍̑̑̃͒͊̈́͝͝ǫ̴̢̢̨̡̛̘̠̭̱͙̬͖͔͍̗̗̮͇͇͉̗̻́͋̔̊̑̑͌͑̀̿̈́̆̓̇͐̆̋̈́̀̓͊̉̋̓̓̚͝͠͝n̸̢̡̡̨̛̛̞͙̪̻̠̻̤̝̺̹̼̤̟͇̤̙̰̥̼̺͓̯̱̪̙̳̬̼̰̘͔̓̌̅͐̑̇͑̌̔̀͗̋́̽̂̍͛͛̽̋͒̈̽͋͆͂̑͑̌͒̋͊͂͑͆̓̈́͌̌̚̕̕̚̚͝͠͠ͅͅ ̴̨̛̹̯̣̖̼̟̥̗̳̠̠̺̟͚̔͂̇̒̾̿͋͋̋̊̏̒͐̌͆͛̑̐̾͌́͂̋̈́͝͝ͅḧ̴̢̝̞̘͈̼͔̯͎̬̭̞̯́͐͛͛̆͛͌̄͛͒̀̆͑͆̾̿̆̏̍̒́̄̉̂̕̚͝ͅȉ̵̝̖͋͌̊̀̊̄̈́̋̓͐̌̂̑̈̔͋̇̔̊́̂̔̆̎͆̈́̾̈́̊́͋̈́̓̾͋̓̂͗̚̕͝͠m̷̛̛̏̇̑̐͂̄̅͊̀́̃̒͑͘͘��̢̨̛̛̛̛͇̬̪̲̗̖̫̰̪͕͓͍̩̫͉̟̞̽̐̆̃͋͒͒̈́̿̈́̆̐͋̀͆̊͋̾̍̉ͅ ̸͎͕͎̩͉̦̣̘̬͚͙̰͇͈͒̌͆̍̌̿̋͠

Ḩ̶̧̡̧̧̛̱̪̙̫͔̗̫̠̠̜̙̹̩̎̒̉͂͗̀͒̔̉̂̒̐̈́͛̄̉̌͐̾̂̀͘͘͠E̵̛͍̺͚̼̱̓͂̀̈́̀̈́̌̽̃̇̏͂͌̅̂̋͊̕̕͜ ̴̢̮̘̘͚̜̫̳̙͇̲̦̟̪̤̱͙̲̮̜́͐͊̓̃̀͊̏̊̽̓͝I̵̡͙̙͙̫̻̥͚̣̖͎̻͇͍̩̯̗͉̹̫̠̬͓̥͈̟̫͍͍͉͍̐͆̓̒͆̒̌́͆̐͆̾̒̄̓͗̑̿̒͋̒̚͜͜ͅͅS̵̡̨̡̡̝̥͍̜͙̰̤̙̼̝̱̖͓͉̘̼̲͙̲̙͉̜͔͓̠̱͈̟̥̘̣̐͌̈́̍̀́͗̍͑̊́̈́͊̊̍͒̌̇̽̓̿̈̇̾͋͋̇̂͘͜ ̵̯̦̼̼̻̗̽̌̃͗̋̐̋͋̑̊̇̇͑̈̉̐̈́̔̓͒̉̉͗͌̃̾͋̊͊̋ͅŔ̸̻͉̣̭͙̖͔͖̗͖̦̲͍̔̊̒̓̔̈́̀̇͑͑̍̅̓̅͒̂̐͒͑͂̍͗̆̈͛̈́͘̕̚͘̕Į̴̡̨̛͍̤͎̘̰̞̼̣̺͎̬̯̝̣̻̟͔̫̫͙̳͚̔̎̈͗̒̈́̄́̅̉̈́̂́́̾̎̉̄͆̉̑͒̇̈̇̅̌͒̿̌̔́̒̂͌̅̄̌͒̕͜͝͝͝͝͝ͅS̸̡̛̤͍͍͉̰̦̞̮̫̾̿͊̍͒̐̀̃̂̃̈̾̎̍͋̈́̆̓̚͝Ē̸̡̡̡̢̢̡̢͚̗͚̦̜̹̱̠̺̲̭͖͕͎̪͇̟̣̹̲̜͈͙̤̺̫͇̝͇̮͕̝̠̰̩̤͎̼̆̄́͆̒̓̐̅͌̂̓̎͆͗̏̈́͋̀͆̂͛͊͌̓̈̈̽̂̑̇̆̋̀̌̇̽̎̕̚͘͜͜͜͠͝͝͠N̷̡̛̘̞̰̪̘̥̦̰̤̅̀̓̔͋̃̆̔̅̈́̃̈͒̉͊̃̑̂̇̽̈́̓͊̅̉̄͋̆͘͘̚͝͠͝ͅ

D̶̢̛̳̭͇͉̹̻̳̦̖̮̳̳̭̮̯͚̻̜͖̯̳̹̘̲̓͊̈́̒͋̑̌́̔͒͛́̿̋̏̐͌̾̍̆́͆̌̀̒̊̈̒́͆́́͊̂̏̄͌̑̔̐̾͘̕̕͘͜͜ͅƠ̷̡̢̝̺̟̗̞͍̖̇̀͐͒͐͛̅͛̏̋̐̿̓̈͌͗̾̾̄̏̒͋̕͘͜͝͠͠Ņ̶̨̧̟̘͙̝̼̖͔̱̠͇̰͔̣͈̹͕̩̩̺̻̱̜̩͖̮̯̤̃̐̋̎̽̂̀̉̂͐̿̔̓̎̕͜'̴̘̱̩̣͎̪͚̏͑͑̓̂̓̐͐͌̈͘͝T̸̡̛̠͔͍͙̘̹͉͔̮̬̯̤͙̥͕͖̉̋̀̊̈̇̿̆̐̔̓͛́̂̈̋̐͆̈́͑̂͂̈͗̕̕͜͠͝͠͝͝ͅ ̴̧̡̡̡̛͖̻͕̞̻͇̥͕͚̥̮̪̜̝͈̰̙͙͕̩̯̬̫̲̗̣̗͕̻̟̦̫̭͍͎̙͓̜̝͌͑̃̇́͛̈́̍͌̎̊͛̓̏̎̏͐͒̐̉͋̓̐͐̀̈́̃͘̚̚͜͜ͅÇ̶̨̥̜̰̤̫̪̘̰̖̫̻̬̣̭͚̫̩̹̞͕̮̞̞͙͂̇̋̉͂̿̀̓̚͜͠ͅŖ̵̢̢̨̢̢̛̞̖̺̤̘̹̣̥̖̝͇̻̠̙̥̜̹̠͎̻͖͉̻̺͎͙̲͕̜̮͔̜̻̠̮͔̺̥̜̈́̉͂̆̓̍̎͐͒͗̿̒͊̈́̑́̆͑͛̇̾̓̆̉́̊̀͜͝͝͝Y̴̧̨̛̛̝̠̰̱̖̯̱̞̗̠͕̹͎̊͋͌̈́͂̀̆̍̔͂́̈̊̈́̍̒̊̾̈́͌̇̐̃̍̾̈̐͌͊̆̏̀̽̕̚͘̚͝

̶̧̨̧̢̧̡̛̛̛̝͇̝̙̼͈̩̬͕͓͙̯̥̳̲̩͕̟̥̱̳̙̼̤̹̘̺̰̣̪̮̩̞̭͔̓̾̈́́̄̌́͌̄̓͋́͆̈́̈́͂̾̎̌̍͛̾̀̓̇̓͊̚̚͜͜͜͠͠͝ͅC̴̡̧̢̨̢̨͓̖̖͍͇̖̼͎͇̥̼͚͎̼̻̮̭͖͈̭͖̲̣͈̣͒̇̆̓̒̊̀͆̀̽̔̆̄̊͒̈́͗̔̈́͌͑͆̌̽̾̃̆͋́͘̕͠͝͝͠͝͝͠ͅR̷̢̨̨̢̖̥̫͈͖͇̠̝͎̲͙͉̝̻̺̓͒̽̎̈́́͂͐̓̈́́͂͗̐͗̊̂̈́̊͒̃̂̆̃͗͐̆̀̈́̒͊̋̕͘̕͠͠͝Ą̴͓͇̞͔̙͇̗̬̠̲͍̫̟̝̍͑̎́͑̈́̃̉͘͘͜͝ͅF̸̨̨̧̛̛̛̝͎͍̺͍̞̯̼̭̯͖̗̪̙̳̲̼͙͈̼̙̞͕̼̳͕̲̈́̈̆̒̎̌̈́̇̀̈́̆͒̄̎͛̐̎͊̐̎̈̑̄̃̀͒͑͂̚̚̚͜͝͠Ţ̵̛̛̹̺͚̠͍̗͓͈̹̝̝̙̥̫͔̖̭͚͇̺̺̼̙͈̫͚̟̩͉̹̺̺͐͌͑̽̒́̓̋̽̾̾̍̇̐͒̂͐͆̏͋̾́͛̎́̽̃̂̓͌̓̍̚̕̕̚͠͝͝͠͝͝ͅ!̷̢̧̛̞͖͇̖͑̏̀̌͑̆͊̎̔̋̏̑̔͂̂̀̀̾̅̿̈́́͛̓̓̌̈́͗̍̓̋͗̚̕̚̚͠͝͠ ̶̨̧̨̡̧̩͕͕̬̺̰̰̩͓̫̰͕̰͎̳̦̜̘̭̬̰̤̩̘̺͇̰͖͓͖̭̺̹̳̘͇͖̥͇̭̠̰͍̖̰̅̈̈̔̋͗̂̅̒̇͊̓̍͐̄̑͑͋̿͆͂̎̐͑̈́͌́̅̄̋͒̂̕͘̕̚͠͝͝

̶̧̨̧̢̧̡̛̛̛̝͇̝̙̼͈̩̬͕͓͙̯̥̳̲̩͕̟̥̱̳̙̼̤̹̘̺̰̣̪̮̩̞̭͔̓̾̈́́̄̌́͌̄̓͋́͆̈́̈́͂̾̎̌̍͛̾̀̓̇̓͊̚̚͜͜͜͠͠͝ͅC̴̡̧̢̨̢̨͓̖̖͍͇̖̼͎͇̥̼͚͎̼̻̮̭͖͈̭͖̲̣͈̣͒̇̆̓̒̊̀͆̀̽̔̆̄̊͒̈́͗̔̈́͌͑͆̌̽̾̃̆͋́͘̕͠͝͝͠͝͝͠ͅR̷̢̨̨̢̖̥̫͈͖͇̠̝͎̲͙͉̝̻̺̓͒̽̎̈́́͂͐̓̈́́͂͗̐͗̊̂̈́̊͒̃̂̆̃͗͐̆̀̈́̒͊̋̕͘̕͠͠͝Ą̴͓͇̞͔̙͇̗̬̠̲͍̫̟̝̍͑̎́͑̈́̃̉͘͘͜͝ͅF̸̨̨̧̛̛̛̝͎͍̺͍̞̯̼̭̯͖̗̪̙̳̲̼͙͈̼̙̞͕̼̳͕̲̈́̈̆̒̎̌̈́̇̀̈́̆͒̄̎͛̐̎͊̐̎̈̑̄̃̀͒͑͂̚̚̚͜͝͠Ţ̵̛̛̹̺͚̠͍̗͓͈̹̝̝̙̥̫͔̖̭͚͇̺̺̼̙͈̫͚̟̩͉̹̺̺͐͌͑̽̒́̓̋̽̾̾̍̇̐͒̂͐͆̏͋̾́͛̎́̽̃̂̓͌̓̍̚̕̕̚͠͝͝͠͝͝ͅ!̷̢̧̛̞͖͇̖͑̏̀̌͑̆͊̎̔̋̏̑̔͂̂̀̀̾̅̿̈́́͛̓̓̌̈́͗̍̓̋͗̚̕̚̚͠͝͠ ̶̨̧̨̩͕͕̬̺̰̰̩͓̫̰͕̰͎̳̦̜̘̭̬̰̤̩̘̺͇̰͖͓͖̭̺̹̳̘͇͖̅̈̈̔̋͗̂̅̒̇͊̓̍͐̄̑͑͋̿͆͂̎̐͑̈́͌́̅̄̋͒̂̕͘̕̚͠͝͝

̶̧̨̧̢̧̡̛̛̛̝͇̝̙̼͈̩̬͕͓͙̯̥̳̲̩͕̟̥̱̳̙̼̤̹̘̺̰̣̪̮̩̞̭͔̓̾̈́́̄̌́͌̄̓͋́͆̈́̈́͂̾̎̌̍͛̾̀̓̇̓͊̚̚͜͜͜͠͠͝ͅC̴̡̧̢̨̢̨͓̖̖͍͇̖̼͎͇̥̼͚͎̼̻̮̭͖͈̭͖̲̣͈̣͒̇̆̓̒̊̀͆̀̽̔̆̄̊͒̈́͗̔̈́͌͑͆̌̽̾̃̆͋́͘̕͠͝͝͠͝͝͠ͅR̷̢̨̨̢̖̥̫͈͖͇̠̝͎̲͙͉̝̻̺̓͒̽̎̈́́͂͐̓̈́́͂͗̐͗̊̂̈́̊͒̃̂̆̃͗͐̆̀̈́̒͊̋̕͘̕͠͠͝Ą̴͓͇̞͔̙͇̗̬̠̲͍̫̟̝̍͑̎́͑̈́̃̉͘͘͜͝ͅF̸̨̨̧̛̛̛̝͎͍̺͍̞̯̼̭̯͖̗̪̙̳̲̼͙͈̼̙̞͕̼̳͕̲̈́̈̆̒̎̌̈́̇̀̈́̆͒̄̎͛̐̎͊̐̎̈̑̄̃̀͒͑͂̚̚̚͜͝͠Ţ̵̛̛̹̺͚̠͍̗͓͈̹̝̝̙̥̫͔̖̭͚͇̺̺̼̙͈̫͚̟̩͉̹̺̺͐͌͑̽̒́̓̋̽̾̾̍̇̐͒̂͐͆̏͋̾́͛̎́̽̃̂̓͌̓̍̚̕̕̚͠͝͝͠͝͝ͅ!̷̢̧̛̞͖͇̖͑̏̀̌͑̆͊̎̔̋̏̑̔͂̂̀̀̾̅̿̈́́͛̓̓̌̈́͗̍̓̋͗̚̕̚̚͠͝͠ ̶̨̧̨̡̧̩͕͕̬̺̰̰̩͓̫̰͕̰͎̳̦̜̘̭̬̰̤̩̘̺͇̰͖͓͖̭̺̹̳̘͇͖̥͇̭̠̰͍̖̰̅̈̈̔̋͗̂̅̒̇͊̓̍͐̄̑͑͋̿͆͂̎̐͑̈́͌́̅̄̋͒̂̕͘̕̚͠͝͝

[waffle-bubbles]

This is what Christians think gay marriage is

[manchesterau]

pro tip!

[danrifics]

[energeticwarrior]

PLEASE COLLAB

[sluttycinderella]

wore my “don’t cry, craft” shirt today cuz i felt like it fit the vibe, “grieve but don’t let it destroy you,”sort of thing. several people came up to me saying they appreciated the sentiment and wanted to know where i got it. i had to explain it was youtuber merch.

[viewerspookyhappenings]

she just sent me her location bruh tf is this

[laddersmp3]

sometimes the weirdest couple you know is actually a two person cult

[royalvolcanos]

most normal Dan and Phil video

[doomwithaview]

[fagus-sylvatica-beech-hedge]

the inherent homoeroticism of stabbing your best friend companion through life actual soulmate over a pentagram and holding hands while satan looms over and embraces you

[tarotphil]

[tarianarion123]

AITA?? I (32M) carved out my lover (37M)‘s heart to summon satan. Hear me out-