#Damian tried but skipped procedures

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Have Danny hit his own emergency silent alarm tracker. You cannot convince me after a Phantom reveal they wouldn’t have one for him to send out a distress signal that loops until the Boo-merang and an ally to Team Phantom have located and secured Danny.

So for fun?

A pissed off Red Huntress storms Wayne Manor and demands they return the endangered species they kidnapped (referring to Danny) and when trying to deny, she asks why the fuck they stole a halfa from his preferred obsession during mandatory time, and that the boo-merang tracks his ass. It also clobbered into two batfam members (i say Cass doing stretches and Jason on his way to the library).

Bruce is stuck with a pissed off Small Town Hellmouth Maintaining Hero ready to rock his family’s shit for trafficking an endangered species of ecto-entity. One that was born human and made liminal via Government Sanctioned Experiments and is now a literal bridge between worlds.

A teen who wants to make coffee (current fixation, and a mild part of his ghostly obsession with cultures branched into drinks (food reanimation truama limits it to drinks) and helps Tim with R&D on engineering projects.

Damian is informed afterwards he broke a treaty between the UN and the Pathways of the Afterlife and varied planes of existence.

Danny just stays behind Val once it’s confirmed he is not going to be randomly dissected. Again.

Val escorts him back to his job before handing off the Legal Lecture to an Observant.

Said observant admits they’ve tried assassinating Danny countless times as “his species is a blight” but are now stuck legally explaining why you cannot capture a free roaming Halfa, or kill them before their determined expiration date.

Damian is mortified. Especially upon learning Danny can help liminal adjacent individuals (like Tim) become liminal and manage any prior curses on them (which the increasing ecto shots do).

Tim gets a new coffee and finds out his little brother is being lectured by a branch of the Undead Multiverse’s government for removing Danny from his preferred environment against his will.

Tim makes sure Danny is given a hefty raise for his trouble and bribes Danny to forgive Damian’s presumption of ‘this man is poisoning my brother’ by offering to have Danny help him piss off Luthor and Vlad in business meetings.

Largely by doing coffee drop offs, making drinks loudly in the background and even letting him interrupt a meeting with Vlad and revealing Danny as Tim’s “coffee assistant and engineering partner”.

Danny is Thriving Again. Tim is harassing billionaires, his favorite activity.

Damian is reminded to TELL people about presumed poisonings rather than kidnap the person.

Val now has Beef with Batfam and very obviously is loyal to Danny over them. Batman is not allowed to talk to her during joint JL and JLD missions.

She will just scream in ghostspeak on the comms and short non JLD ones if he tries as “nope. You taught you son to kidnap an endangered species of ecto and my favorite ex. Fuck off.”

The reminder Damian had kidnapped Red’s ex who she broke up to keep SAFE from her enemies only to have him be assaulted years later by an ally was…

It was not good.

Danny is glad to see Val more! Tim is plotting the two’s dating life and expects to be on Danny’s side at the wedding.

Tam has decided to ignore Tim’s decision to pre-plan Danny’s dating life and discusses the BS of having dated another hero with Val, the BS that is secret identities, and also how do you not get a headache from the suit with your hair?

Val is glad for another friend that Gets It on more levels they swap hair routines. She may go to Tam’s braider to see how she likes it.

Dcdp coffeshop

Tim pays danny and absurd salary to work in WE coffee place because he's the only one willing to make Tim's coffee because every time he does he faces reckless endangerment charges because of how strong the coffee is and no one else is willing to risk it.

Danny takes his coffee the same way but with a shot of ecto, which is fine until Tim sees Danny put the green!water into his coffee. Tim, being the most rational bat, doesn't freak out and kidnaps Danny for where he got Lazurus water and just asks his.

Danny explains that his parents are one scientists of the "only not a rouge on a technicality" variety and have been synthesizing this shit since before he was born, and that while it's the single best energy booster on the planet its also poison to humans, which Danny says he isn't quite sure he is anymore.

Tim's eyes light up at the "single best energy booster on the planet part" and asks for some, completely disregarding the poison aspect.

Danny says fuck it, but Tim is going to have to build up a tolerance over time, so a single small spirt of ecto once a day to start.

A few months to a year later Tim sends one of his siblings, preferably Damian, to get his coffee from Danny, and then proceeds to freak the fuck out when he watches Danny put Lazurus Water in Tim's drink.

Damien is not the most rational bat.

Tim never does get that coffee.

Danny is in a bat holding cell having a panic attack.

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read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/GKsZAxT by Nory_Gail Red Hood was on the clock tonight and if he was being honest, which he was, he'd rather be at home reading. Sitting on his couch with that fuzzy blanket his boyfriend gave him, the one with the cats all over it? Yeah that one. A warm cup of tea and maybe… Jane Eyre? That's always a classic, plus he hadn't read it in a while. If only he could be there instead of here. That desire would only grow stronger. Words: 14210, Chapters: 8/8, Language: English Series: Part 69 of Maribat Multitude, Part 8 of Nory_Gail's Favorites Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Miraculous Ladybug Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Jason Todd, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, Dick Grayson, Leslie Thompkins, Bruce Wayne, Barbara Gordon, Alfred Pennyworth, Damian Wayne, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Chloé Bourgeois, Roy Harper, Luka Couffaine, Stephanie Brown, Cassandra Cain, Tim Drake (DCU), Roman Sionis, Duke Thomas Relationships: Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir/Jason Todd, Barbara Gordon/Dick Grayson, Stephanie Brown/Cassandra Cain, Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne, Jason Todd & Damian Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth & Jason Todd, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir & Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir & Chloé Bourgeois, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir & Luka Couffaine, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir & Dick Grayson, Roy Harper & Jason Todd Additional Tags: Tags Contain Spoilers, Jason Todd is Red Hood, Adrien Agreste Is Not Chat Noir, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Fluff and Angst, Hurt Jason Todd, Hurt Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, Adrien Agreste is Stray, Blood and Injury, Blood Loss, Explosions, Trauma, Fire, Broken Bones, Jason Todd is Bad at Feelings, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir Needs a Hug, Adrien Agreste Loves With His Whole Heart, Good Sibling Dick Grayson, Unimpressed Leslie Thompkins, Medical Inaccuracies, Medical Procedures, Bruce Wayne Tries to Be a Good Parent, Protective Chloé Bourgeois, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir & Chloé Bourgeois Friendship, Supportive Luka Couffaine, Amputee Roy Harper, Good Friend Roy Harper, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir Is a Little Shit, Emotional Hurt, Emotions, Emotional Baggage, Amputation, whoops, Relationship Discussions, Love, Marriage Proposal, Idiots in Love, Relationship Issues, Established Relationship, Gift Fic, AdriBat, No Skip November read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/GKsZAxT