#Dallas is a softy lol

[jewell-tones]

Hi!!! I just saw ur post about one shot requests n I'd love to see a bit of Soda n Dallas antics!! Can be just them goofing around n getting up to trouble :D or a bit of light Curtis Brother angst or fluff!! (sorry if it's a bit too general!! lemme know if you would like more specifics!!)

Saddle Up, It’s Time to Cheer Up! (Pt.1)

𝐎𝐑- Even Dallas Winston is worried about a heart broken Sodapop Curtis.

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: Cursing

𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 1.4k

𝐀/𝐍: Heyy guys!!! So fun fact this is the fic I’ve ever posted! I couldn’t really decide between the two options so I kinda opted for both! This is canon divergent, so Johnny and Dallas live. I’ll with start writing pt. 2 PRONTO!! Happy reading!!

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He’d never admit to it, but Dallas sure felt awful for poor old Sodapop.

The girl Soda worshiped and raved about had up and left him and didn’t even have the guts to tell him to his face. Not only that, but the broad had two-timed him and ended up pregnant. Though Dallas felt bad for him, he still thought this breakdown was Soda's own damn fault. The situation was completely avoidable, but he just got too enamored by these girls. Dal’s old girl Sylvia wasn’t anything other than a good time to him, so when she started cheating while he was in the cooler, he just up and left. No grief, no regrets, and definitely no tears. Dallas made sure not to get attached, because why would he? Those broads never stayed. Even if a relationship works out, it never ends well. It’s like getting a dog. You just get them to love, then wait for them to run away or die. Dallas knew that, he had always known that. Soda hadn’t. Curtis just loved until his little heart broke.

He was like a Prince Charming to these damn girls. Dinner, flowers, chocolate, the whole nine yards. Soda didn’t even expect anything in return because he just loved loving her. To him, being romantic was the reward in itself. He was willing to do anything. Hell, when Sandy had first told Soda that she was pregnant, he had offered to marry her and take care of the baby- even if it wasn’t his. He was willing to love her anyway. It made Dallas sick. If it had been him, he would have told the broad to go fuck herself and spit on her shoes. It was like Sodapop had no survival skills. It’s Eat or be eaten, and that boy was letting her eat him alive.

Ever since Sandy left, Soda was half the man he used to be. Soda was the guy who brightened up a room. He was handsome so every girl swooned to him and all the guys liked him. Curtis wasn’t like Dallas at all. He was warm and caring. He knew how to comfort people. Dallas never knew how to do that. It wasn’t in his nature to make someone feel better. He was uncomfortable around crying people and hated having to deal with it. But, soda wasn’t like that. He knew how to make someone’s day better. Maybe that’s why Dallas felt so bad. Soda was always helping and loving everyone else but nobody returned the favor. He was just a ball of sunshine, but not anymore. Now left was a pitiful boy who couldn’t stand to do anything. When the gang went out to cause some trouble, soda stayed behind. He didn’t like to party anymore, didn’t like to wrestle. All he did was work then go home and watch TV. His eyes were always red from crying and baggy from lack of sleep. To say the least, the whole gang was worried badly. Dallas had never seen him like this before, and it almost scared him. Sure he and Soda weren’t the closest in the gang, but that was still his buddy. But with his “emotional intelligence”, Dal thought of himself as no use.

What made things worse, Dallas thought, was that Steve was always hanging out with his girl Evie. It used to be that Sandy and Evie would hang out together with Soda and Steve. The four were together everywhere you went. But Sandy was gone now, and Steve and Evie were still a thing. Steve still invited Soda out while he was with Evie. So when Soda hung out with him, instead of forgetting about his loss, he was constantly reminded of it. He was like a third wheel that was heading straight off the road.

One night, the Curtis house was full, as per usual. Darry had cooked up a small meal that was good enough to fill up the stomach. Dal, Johnny, and Pony were all betting on cigarettes in a game of

Poker. Steve and Two-bit were arm wrestling in the living room. Soda was watching TV, with those lifeless eyes that hadn’t gone away in weeks. Sure he was smiling and talking to everyone as usual, but something behind those eyes gave the impression he was in pain.

“Goddamnit Dallas” sighed a frustrated Ponyboy, “this is the third time in a row you’ve won.” “I’ve got luck you’ve never seen kid” Dallas grinned as he pushed the pile of cancer sticks closer to him. “I think he’s cheating, what do you think Johnny?” Pony whispered over to the boy beside him. “I don’t know man, he is pretty lucky” answered a defeated Johnny. Dallas got up stuffing cigs in his pocket “Well I think I’m gonna go smoke some of my earnings” he boasted. In the living room, Steve and two’s competition had turned into them rolling around on the floor with Matthews in a chokehold. Steve finally let him go after it seemed that his face was going blue. “You win this time fucker” fumed the upset loser. “That’s right, I always win! I’m getting you next soda!” He exclaimed. Soda just lightly scoffed and didn’t say a word back, making Steve look back in disappointment. Dallas walked towards the door “Anyone else wanna smoke?” He questioned. “Sure I’ll go” Steve answered, “you wanna go soda?” He looked back at his friend “You haven’t moved off that couch in like an hour” he teased, getting up to hit his friend's shoulder. Soda gave a small grin and scratched his chin “No, I’m good. The shows just getting interesting”. Steve just stared then walked towards the door “Well I tried” he shrugged and continued out the door with Dallas.

The two boys went outside on the front porch. Dallas handed Randle a stick and got out a lighter sparking his own then Steve’s. The younger boy sat down the porch stairs and exhaled the smoke. Dallas took a draw from his own and leaned against the framing. “ I didn’t think you smoked a whole lot Randle” he questioned. “ I don’t, I just… well I don’t know man, I needed one” he took another long hard draw and sighed. “ I just don’t understand” he shook his head “I’ve tried to help him, I’ve really tried. Soda just won’t get out of this funk” he looked back a Dallas. “It’s like no matter what you do, he just won’t take it. It’s like he wants to be miserable!” He confided, “ I just don’t know what to do anymore”. Dallas looked at Steve slightly surprised. He guessed that he hadn’t thought about how frustrating this must be for Steve. To see your best friend self loathe over a girl who didn’t care for him like he cared for her. To never wanna hang out no matter how hard you try. “I know man, he needs to get on his feet” Dally commented. “I mean the last time I saw him this upset was when he lost Mickey” Steve added. Dallas raised his eyebrows in agreement. He had forgotten about that. God he loved that stupid horse, he thought. You would’ve thought someone had died when they sold that thing. He’d never seen a kid so upset. That was something else Soda had loved as much as he could, horses. He was a good rider. He used to ride them in rodeos until Darry made him stop. Ever since Dal had started being a jockey at the horse tracks, he had begged Winston to let him see their horses. He and Steve would come to see the races to supposedly watch Dallas ride, but he was sure it was just so Soda could see the horses. His eyes would light up when he saw them, like a kid seeing Santa Claus in the mall. He always asked Dallas to let him see them up close in the stables, but Dal didn’t want to get in trouble with Track for bringing someone back there, so he always declined. Man did he love horses. He looked at Steve and tossed his cigarette on the ground to put it out, “Yeah I don’t know what I’d do if was you”

But then he thought of it. He thought of exactly what he’d do.

For once in his life, Dallas Winston knew how to cheer someone up.

[eightysix-baby]

🍓 🍎 🍒🍐🍉🍌🍊 (yes I know that's all of them except 1... but please only do this if you want to!)

Sam!! Of course I want too ! This took me a while to answer but I love this ask game so thanks for the ask lol 💚💚💚💚💚

send me a 🍓 and I’ll make a moodboard of things I associate with you

send a 🍎 and I’ll try to describe you as if you were a book character or someone in a song

I think you would be the quiet loner or the funny sarcastic rebel probably a combination of the two. Either way you would be the cool snarky badass character that stands apart from the rest and always has the best one liners. Spends most of their time alone and other people might find them intimidating but once you get to know them they are actually incredibly kind and an extremely loyal friend. The character that the main character befriends and teaches them that other people are idiots and you shouldn’t care what they think. Or maybe the character that was once a villain but has been adopted by a group of heroesos they still have their villain side and enjoy getting into trouble every now and then but now they have a group of friends they care about and are protective over, they might not admit they are a big softy cause on the outside they are calm and cool but lord help anyone who tries to hurt their friends.

send a 🍒 and I’ll describe/make a combined aesthetic for me and my mutual

send a 🍐 and I’ll describe my first thoughts on the mutual you send from when I met them

You were one of my favorite blogs. You seemed really cool and tbh I was a little intimidated I wasn’t sure if you’d want to be my friend but then I finally decided to message you and you were the sweetest and most supportive person and still really cool too ! 😊

send a 🍉 and I’ll describe the first things I want to do with my mutual once I see them in real life

Ok if you were to visit me then the first thing we do is we of course have to go to universal! then a movie marathon and maybe go to the beach or the aquarium. ooh And You'd definitely need to meet Indy and Penny I think it would be fun to take them to the park

send a 🍌 and I’ll say what characters I think of when I think of my mutual

Some of these are because we’ve talked about them before others are just because ✨vibes✨ lmao : Sirius black, Loki,Bucky barnes , Richie Tozier, Spike,Spencer Reid, Aaron Hotchner,Tony stark,General Kirigan,Billy Russo,Penelope Garcia,valkyrie,Fred Weasley,Jesper Fahey,druig eternals,Wanda Maximoff,eggsy unwin,Velma Dinkley,lydia deetz, jessica jones, klaus tua,randy meeks,stu macher ,Darcy Lewis,poe dameron ,geralt and jaskier,rubel grimm,sydney novak ,Abby Hammond,veronica sawyer,nancy downs,wednesday addams,max mayfield,John Bender, rizzo - grease,dallas winston,michelle jones,david the lost boys, severen, erik lehnsherr,Freddy Freeman ,charlie dalton, michelle and pickforrd -dazed and confused,roberta now and then , and so many others

send a 🍊 and I’ll say what song I think of when I I think of my mutual

others :

don’t let me be misunderstood - the animals

when I was young - the animals

Zombie - the cranberries

psycho killer- talking heads

come as you are - nirvana

zitti e buoni - maneskin

hurricane - bob dylan

don’t fear the reaper - blue oyster cult

halloween theme

sweet emotion - Aerosmith

another one bites the dust - queen

schools out - alice cooper

I love rock n roll - joan jett and the blackhearts

sound of silence - simon and garfunkle

get back - the beatles

heroes and villians - the beach boys

scooby doo theme

slow ride - foghat

cherry bomb - the runaways

come together - the beatles

[omegastryker]

*KT has a time with the directionally-challenge Red Blood. With the body now having subsided they have a campfire together. Just a one-on-one. Scene: the crowded Dallas, TX*

KT: Was I that mean? lol Be honest Red Blood.

Just a lil

KT: A little? Gotta be more than that. I know I mean well, it's just to regulate and move the cells along to combat the antigen viruses. But really, I don't mean to be this way. And I don't bite *chuckles*. Truthfully, been wanting to get to know you and 1146. If you'll get me that 2nd chance

*Red Blood wonders where that soft talk came from*

KT: It came from NK. Yeah, I may not like the things she does. But she set me straight y'know?

Red Blood: Sure, that's all I ever wanted. But with you shouting, you kinda warded me off.

KT: I apologize for that.

Narrator

What a turn of events, a tall 6'4, muscular commander bearing "Kill" on his hat, lowering himself to talk with Red Blood. And not having that macho-esque talk.

The two hit it off really well. Which 1146 also sat with them. Having jokes. Roasting marshmellows. It was like Killer T was their big brother. Being 30 yrs old. He set up a hammock as did Red Blood and 1146. They set up camp after aiding with the rest of the cells.

Red Blood: So the kill on your hat?

KT: It was to kill off the antigen viruses. Please, don't mis understand. I never had any intention of harming you guys.

Soldier within KT's squd: Wow, Killer T being a softy? Now that I gotta see

Aww shut up *Killer T blushes*

Red Blood: *giggles* I find it cute

KT: Not you too Red Blood

1146: *smiles*

Narrator

The gang had a great after-the-anime party. Laughing and having having a bottle of water to stay hydrated

[pony-and-soda]

hey bean! coildyou do that flirty and beginning stages of the relationship hc for darry, dallas, and two bit please? thank you!!! 💕

Of course, gorgeous💕Darry:• he'd seem super closed off and brooding and mysterious at first• of course he'd be cordial when you talked to him but unless you really impressed him he wasn't all too interested in making conversation with a potential lady friend lol• but one day he saw you playing pool with your friends and he was freakin enamored with you• he waltzed up to you, knowing full well how somewhat unfriendly he had been to you in the past, and asked you out• "so, uh, y/n, interested in a date?"• "with you? not until you treat me like you're interested"• like you knew you were kinda being rude but like you didn't want him to just kinda make you a fling• you didn't know it at the time but Darry's really not that kind of guy tbh• anyway, those next few weeks he really tried to make you swoon• he was basically in love with you at this point• he would come over to your table at the diner and flirt with you nonstop• "you're lookin mighty pretty tonight, y/n"• you were starting to gain interest ;)• "thanks, darry" ☺️☺️• he would put his arm around you whenever your friends and his friends all went to movies together• eventually he found the right time to ask you out once more• "alright, y/n, will you please, please, please go on a single solitary date with me?"• ^^ IMAGINE THIS IN PATRICK SWAYZE'S COUNTRY ACTION PLS OMG• of course you said yes!!• so he took you to a freakin river (ponyboy's idea of romance) and y'all kissed the very first date• since then y'all were two crazy kids in utter love with each other• like darry was a whole new person when he was with you• you made him so happy and giddy and joyful• when he wasn't working, he was hanging out with you• y'all were cuddling or going on cute dates or going on wild adventures like there was no telling with you two :)Dally:• at first he would just check you out from a distance• he thought you didn't notice, but oh you did• you were checking him out too• he make stupid jokes to his friends about you and objectify you and all that stupid stuff, but he didn't really mean much of it• dally liked to cut to the chase, so he had no problem asking you directly how you were feelin about him• "so, you wanna go somewhere? ya know, as my date?"• "sure, dallas."• he'd give you a little smirk, "pick you up tomorrow at 8", and smoothly walk away• he was at your house at 8:20, in buck's slick, red car• "get in, doll"• you'd get in, maybe you'd be daring and give him a peck on the cheek• he'd look at you like you were crazy, but once you said a little "hey, dal" he'd forget all about that surprise• he'd probably take you to get ice cream or something, but he wouldn't get any• "so you want me to get ice cream all over my face, and you not do the same????"• "that's not exactly how I roll"• you did it anyway, and he would let out the teeniest laughs in regards of your ice cream phenomenon• he was such a softie on the inside omg• after that he asked you on a few more subtle dates, before soon giving you his ring• "wanna be my girl?"• "of course"• although it was only two words, he treasured them forever• you two were pretty easy going and chilled out about your relationship, but easy does it• y'all slowly but surely eased your way up to the "love" department, but y'all were completely bewitched by each other from the first date tbh• it took you a while to break down dally's walls, but it was worth every second spentTwo Bit:• flirted with you for way too long• like he wanted you so bad but you were playing real hard to get• he would talk about you all the time to his friends, and you were sweet to him, but wouldn't give him the time of day• of course you wanted to go out with him, but you were waiting for the right invitation• he would meet you at your locker• walk you to class• give you compliments literally 24/7• "subtly" bring up plans/dates but never officially invite you (this was the main reason you waited so long to go out with him)• he made you laugh (or at least tried🙂) 7293829 times a day• he did everything he could think of except actually asking you out• one day he was asking one of your friends about you, like just a casual question• but then she was like "you know the only reason she's not going out with you is because you're not asking her right?"• and literally it hit him like a truck• he was like "you right"• so he walked right up to you and was like "y/n, wanna go on a date?"• and you were like fINALLY but then like "I would love to"• he probs took you to a rodeo tbh• but you had never had so much fun in your life• two bit is probably the best guy out of the gang to go on a like super fun and crazy date with• the rest of your relationship was all laughs and giggles and happiness• like y'all giggled at every little thing and y'all were head over heels for each other• your cuddles consisted of making each other laugh at literally nothing and the tenderest of touches ahh☺️• basically two bit being newly in love with you would be the BEST THING EVER

[transmogrified-benmaxwell]

Why did you choose those specific zodiacs for the characters?:O

Sorry this took so long to respond to, but exams and finals have really been beating the literal shit out of me! I’m still glad you asked anon because I have lots of thoughts on this! Here’s the post anon is referring to in case anyone wants to see who is who.

Dallas: I don’t have too much to say since he’s already a Taurus, naturally I do see him more as a Pisces. Pisces tend to be the more gentle and compassionate of the signs and also tend to be more fearful in general as they are sensitive. They have a self sacrificing nature so that others will love them and not leave them and sometimes they become overly emotional when unable to cope with certain situations (i.e. Dallas being mad about Malek leaving to go to college even though he knows its irrational, but then not bringing it up because he’s self sacrificing his feelings to not make Malek upset).

Malek: If Malek isn’t a Gemini I don’t know who is. Like, this boy is a social butterfly which most Gemini’s naturally are and people are drawn to him. More often than not, people are attracted to his duality of a personality which enables him to be both intellectual (bitch wants to major in Bio-Chem and something else like double majoring and in such INTENSE fields???? He’s a fucking GENIUS) and creative/artistic (uhm??? he can sing and play three fucking instruments and even draws a little like??) which tends to be a trait of the twins. He’s well-spoken (boi speaks 3 languages and knows ASL come on now) and is funny/witty which is another trait people tend to like him for and is what makes Gemini’s more sociable. However, a downfall to the Gemini’s vast thinking is the persons indecisiveness. Malek can’t even decide at first if he really likes Dallas or is just pitying him and then when the feelings get stronger he can’t decide to tell him or how to act and it creates lots of conflict and doubt. Gemini’s don’t always have the easiest relationships because of their indecisiveness which leads to nervousness and I think is reflected a lot in Malek’s feelings for Dallas.

 Poppy: I know a lot of people kind of associate bad feelings with Scorpio’s, I actually think Poppy represents a lot of the good qualities neglected by other people that Scorpios have! Poppy is loyal to death and is very secretive in all the right ways (she literally is seeing both of her very close friends pinning over one another but shes too loyal to disclose the others secret even if something good could come out of it). She’s a strong and powerful force to be reckoned with which is why I think a majority of the baseball team respects her. However, sometimes her overwhelming passion and power are what can cause her to get confrontational (I know Poppy and Dallas have had a few hashing outs that were ugly and this makes sense for the two signs as Poppy can get jealous and resentful while Dallas can be sensitive and overemotional which can make the signs clash occasionally). At the end of the day though, Poppy really just has an overly protective and passionate heart and like most Scorpios, just really freaking wants some love. 

Parker: I thought Parker might be a Taurus, but after reading about all the signs I really found him to be a Libra. Libra’s are naturally the peace keepers of the group and have an affinity for beauty and harmony. Maybe Parker doesn’t actually go out of his way to make peace, but his common neutrality towards situations (literally one post I remember is he’s just like “I love both cats and dogs can we all get along” when discussing who was a cat or dog person I think? it really solidified this idea) and choosing to recognize both sides helps everyone feel balanced and maybe even wanna get along even if it’s just for his sake (not that they all fight or anything that frequently?). Parker’s absolute adoration for nature and hiking and the outside makes sense with the Libra sign as they have a thing for peace and beauty which can both be seen in nature through Parker’s eyes. Also, his general charming sweet nature can totally be seen by everyone (uhm let us not forget how Shook Tyler was when Parker gave him the honey lemony thing with ease bc Parker is a sweetheart and even though he’s shy, he can lowkey be a charmer without knowing it). His downfalls are seen in the Libra sign as he’s prone to being able to see both sides to any situation, but this can leave him feeling voiceless as sometimes people have a black and white way of thinking. He often retreats and gives up when conflict arises and lets others voice over him, rather than actually giving his peacemaking opinions. I believe he’s also got a strong empathetic nature which can be a downfall when it leads him to being manipulated or guilted into believing things very easily. 

Ben: Hmm Ben was harder as I don’t have too much information on my boi yet, but I found him to be like a Sagittarius because of his good humor and natural friendliness. Everyone likes him and everyones his friend because we’re all attracted to his humorous nature and positive outlook on most situations, however, I think maybe this is what can cause him to repress lots of his feelings. His willingness to be positive for others and neglect his personal needs can cause him to ignore his own feelings to make sure he isn’t bringing anyone down? I’m not sure, I’d have to know more and so this is my guess, but if this is it then he’s likely a Sagittarius as they often forget to tend to their own needs when trying to be sunshine for everyone else and never wanting to lose the positivity their friends/family bring them.

Blake: Aside from Malek’s, I think Blake’s was the easiest sign to critically evaluate and put out there because he’s so OBVIOUSLY a freaking Cancer. Those under the Cancer sign are absolute softies and are so freaking lovable, but sadly, you can only see this side of the sign if you get close enough to break through their hard, grumpy outer layer. More often than not, Cancer’s have a hard time expressing their real emotions and this can partially explain Blake’s “I hate everyone” personality because it’s so much easier to pretend he hates everyone else when really he just can’t talk about how much he hates himself. This can also help explain Blake having negative feelings towards Dallas because Dallas is more sensitive and isn’t quite on the same level of hiding emotions as Blake is and how Blake might see it as is, here is this kid who’s open (somewhat) about his feelings which is pathetic and is loved more than he is meanwhile Blake’s putting all his emotions and feelings in the closet to not burden those around him and he’s regarded as an asshole. Another downfall of the Cancer sign that Blake has is his clinginess because afterall, once he finds someone he can actually open up to, it’s hard for him to ever want to let go of the one person that brings that out of him. This can really make him look like a needy, grumpy jerk, but honestly this boi just wants some love and relief my guys. Just some more little things, Cancer signs are so imaginative and loving/protective and this can be seen in his love for theater and literature, and his way of treating those he’s especially close close to.

Tyler: Lmao lowkey made Tyler a Taurus because it’s got a very nice compatibility with the Cancer sign and I’m Gay™, but also not the only reason. The Taurus sign is a stubborn one, much like the Bull that represents it. This can be both good and bad as he’s stubborn when it comes to arguing and fighting, but this can be great when the person of the sign is on your side of things as they are fiercely loyal and willing to be patient with those willing to try and he’s very reliable. This is kinda shown in Tyler’s friendship (hhMMMM 👀) with Blake as he stubbornly cares about Blake despite his negative tendencies and stays loyally by his side. This somewhat leads to Tyler enabling Blake as once said in a post, but Tyler can’t help it under the Taurus sign because once he’s become attached he’ll do whatever he can to make his partner happy (even if it’s not always by the best means). This can lead to some self sacrificing which the Taurus sign will happily do (only if they want to though, never by force they are too stubborn for that) and kinda explains why Tyler enables Blake despite his better opinion and sacrifices being batter so that Blake can. Much like the Taurus sign he craves stability and some kind of routine, but also too much can be boring.

Phoebus: Okay don’t judge me for this but essentially, my first reasoning for making Phoebus an Aries was because I saw this pun about Aries signs that always “ram” through their problems LOL and it led me to just think this is how Phoebus battled through his osteosarcoma. Literally just slammed his head at test results in doctors offices until they changed to healthier ones. Aside from that idiotic note, Phoebus is witty and confident much like the Aries sign which is what causes him to clash with Malek when he acts all foolhardy and shit. If Malek and him could stop being so competitive, you’d actually find they’d be pretty compatible friends (or lovers???). He’s energetic and full of an adventurous attitude which will likely lead our poor mans in trouble. RIP

Dev: I don’t really know, in a lot of ways Dev just kinda reminds me of Malek and this leads me to connect them as Gemini bros. Dev is charismatic and a social butterfly and those are some high characteristics of the Gemini sign since they’re supposed to be the best communicators. 

Noah: I solely made Noah a Leo because Leo’s tend to have an almost pretentious nature around them as they tend to think highly of themselves (not all Leo’s, lmao not here to offend anyone!) and having the upbringing Noah does it only makes sense. He’s not afraid to speak his mind which is both beneficial (he helped our eggman the greg man when he stood up to his father) and negative (I wouldn’t say he probably hasn’t offended a ton of people in his time). A positive though is he’s clearly “creative” much like the Leo sign with his making movies and stuff.

Paulina: We really know nothing about Paulina yet, all we know is she is absolutely stunning and has the purest smile. I really just want her to be a sensitive Pisces because they can be the most caring and endearing sign of all and if I get to see that smile forever because she is constantly being a sweetheart than I will die accepting her as a Pisces taking it to the grave.

Charlie: We also don’t know a lot about Charlie, but since she is the team manager I put her as a Sagittarius under the assumption that she can at least be somewhat disciplined and is really good at organizing and being productive. I assume she is ambitious and maybe in my minds eye I like to imagine her as a sweet ol’ grouchy pants so pessimism is her Thing™

Sara: I’m all for loud and proud shameless lesbians so I was reading up on Virgo’s and the word comes from the word Virgin which by original definition meant ‘beholden to no man’ so my gay ass starts kicking and I am like, yes yes Sara is a Virgo die hard lesbian who will never bow down to the cis white man! But aside from that nonsense, Virgo’s tend to be independent creatures and this is a vibe I get from my girl Sara, she probably keeps lots of things unsaid about herself whether from shyness or past drama or both. However, she’s not so independent that she is uncaring or unloving and she likely tends to fret over the others wellbeing when they act foolish or put themselves at risk (i.e. my girl Sara will take a baseball to the face for Poppy 2k17 its time to ride or die bitch theres no going back)

Ari: Maybe I’m just biased towards Capricorns but I just see them as the grouchy “i love you now shut the fuck up” types and this is what I get from Ari. Much like other Capricorns, it’s difficult for Ari to express their feelings ESPECIALLY ones of affection (Ari “I’m allergic to loving expression pls don’t ever smile that fondly at me again I might vomit” Florenosos). Instead, due to the hiccup in miscommunication, they tend to relay their feelings using other likely troubling means (i.e. Ari bullying Phoebus to show affection lmao same). 

Wendy: Honestly Wendy’s feminist ride or die attitude is what led me to Aquarius because this sign tends to be the humanitarian of the signs and strive for equality in all aspects of life. She freaking defaced school property to prove a point my guys she’s a freaking Aquarius like only the Aquarius sign goes that hard and to such lengths to make sure their voice is heard.

Greg: Gregman the Eggman is a Virgo because he’s hella shy and independent. Boy can’t speak for himself for shit but often makes sure to look out for others (i.e. making sure Noah doesn’t do dumb shit and protecting the five foot weasel even though he can’t communicate the problematic things said weasel does). He’s practical and analytical and this often is what leads others to dismiss him as boring because he’s too shy to show any other side of himself or his interests. All in all, the eggman needs better friends and to erupt from his yolk filled shell.

Welp that’s pretty much all I got. I could literally be on the ball or so far from the truth that Bell is literally laughing their ass off at my poor attempt at analyzing these characters. NEVERTHELESS, I tried and here you go. Go read eerie crests here and thank/support the precious author and artist @littlestpersimmon for the content we get

[besitospjm]

Get to know me tag 💕

tagged by the cutie @beeguk

tagging: @savage-yoongi-gives-me-life(double tag because #soulpartners) @blood-sweat-and-sin(because i love you&hobi) @bjork-23(because we’re basically sisters) @jhs1994(because hooray for successful, educated noonas) @saintminyoongi(because you’re the homie) @socuteyoongi(even tho rehearsals got you busy) @cum-for-hoseok(because you and I will fight for hobi’s rights) @w00nkiee(because you’re my first tumblr friend&i miss you) @hobiismycupoftea(because you appreciate Jin and because you were one of my first friends on here!) @minyoongiismyinspiration(because Nat you’re so soft, i love you) @sugamysavagebaby(because you’re a bangtan noona like me and i need to meet more of our kind) @lolalovezyou(because you’re my ACTUAL sister and deserve a shoutout!)

answer the questions and tag some people you’d like to get to know better ♡

01. nickname

Dewey, Delilah, Moe, Cheese, Bubba Joan, Luna, Wayne, Chowder, Naruto, Fingerling, Emolilah, Andy, Emma, Ylva, Nigel, Norah Jane Watson, and Melissa(I have at least one person that calls me by each of these names. I swear)

02. gender

female

03. starsign

Two-Face(aka Gemini)

04. height

Short af. 5′4″

05. time right now

8:42pm

06. last thing i googled

How to spell Petechia because i freaking forgot and had to document that at work. lol

07. favourite bands

BTS!!!!! Pierce the Veil, A Day to Remember, All Time Low, Emarosa, Arctic Monkeys, My Chemical Romance, Sum 41, We The Kings, Bring Me The Horizon, Alesana, Panic! At The Disco(even though its only Brendon now), Circa Survive, The Kooks, Isles and Glaciers, DANCEGAVINDANCE, Escape The Fate, AFI, and the list goes on…

08. favourite solo artists

Bon Iver, Birdy, SHAWN MENDES, Jay Park, The Weeknd, Drake, City and Colour(because Dallas Green is a freaking babe), Hozier, Amy Winehouse(RIP), Keak Da Sneak, Too $hort, Miguel(no, not my brother), Aaron Yan, KID CUDI, The Ready Set, Never Shout Never, Norah Jones, Enya, CAMILA CABELLO, etc…

09. song stuck in your head right now

It G Ma - Keith Ape, Jayallday, Loota, Okasian, Kohh (This song is a banger, I feel hood af when I listen to it.)

10. last movie you watched

I forgot what it’s called but it has Melissa McCarthy. Where she hits rock bottom and literally robs a fried chicken place lol

11. last tv show you watched

Modern Family or How I Met Your Mother. I can’t remember which one I watched last. 

12. when did you create your blog

Humingyayyy was previously Parathormone which was previously Humingyayy(with 2 Ys) lol which was previously KingNorahofSarcasm which was created April of 2011. but don’t quote me on that. 

13. what do you post

Now i stick to BTS and relatable memes/text posts. Previously, i would post anything because my blog is trash like myself. ALSO KLAROLINE. 

14. when did your blog reach its peak

that text post about yoongi stans loving hobi!! 1,036 and still going strong lol jk

15. do you have any other blogs

i have @hyungwonthememe which is dedicated to Monster x which I have neglected thanks to BTS(not that i’m mad or anything, I love you, Yoongi) @kingkyungs00 which is dedicated to my first love.(also, neglected and brenda and Shannon know this lol)

16. do you get asks regularly

technically not asks because it’s the homies reaching out to me lol

17. why you chose your url

So, I was into Japanese things way before becoming a heaux for South Korean culture. so, in consequence, I loved Hana Yori Dango!! In one scene Domyouji’s sister quotes Ernest Hemingway about fighting for love. So Domyouji goes to Makino and like repeats the verse and he’s like “baka, don’t you know Humingyay???” and I deadass laughed so hard as someone who loves literature. but yeah, thats it. lol

18. following

306 - but i was following like 500 before and I swear I felt so bad getting rid of some but like we weren’t even mutuals so??? I shouldn’t feel bad. lol

19. posts

LMAO I NEVER THOUGHT OF THIS BEFORE THIS POST BUT ACCORDING TO THE INTERNET: 20,981. 

20. hogwarts house

slytherin. i even have my house pin!!

21. pokemon team

I honestly never did level up enough to actually get a team. sorry. 

22. favourite colours

blue, yellow, green. BUT FOR MY CLOTHING BLACK. 

23. average hours of sleep

anywhere between 4 and 33. because sometimes i hibernate. 

24. lucky numbers

3 or 13. since i was born because 93 liner!(yaasss yoongi)

25. favourite characters

ugh, how dare you? I love all the villains tbh. Young Tom Marvolo was freaking bae. Niklaus Mikaelson(TVD), Marshall(how i met your mother), Phil Dunfy(Modern Family), Chuck Bass(gossip girl), Domyouji Tsukasa(Hana Yori Dango), King Louie(shopping king louie), okay so I either love the softies or the evil ones. lol 

26. what are you wearing right now

yoongi’s pumas, gray skirt, and blue button up. (real classy) *sarcasm*

27. how many blankets do you sleep with usually

1 because Satan hates me and i get cold at night but like?? kick the covers off at night and then I am cold again. #bless david for always covering me up at like 3 am. 

28. dream job

RN in Neonatal/Pediatrics. 

29. dream trip

BISH YOU KNOW MY ASS WOULD FLY TO KOREA SO QUICK IF I HAD THIS CASH MONEY. but alas, I am poor (save me). 

So, thats all folks. i’m quite boring but also if you want to hear some of my stories just ask @savage-yoongi-gives-me-life I am full of them. lol love y'all!!(:

[queen0fkingss]

🖐 (For Kesan obviously lol)

Feeling the two smaller hands on his back, Kesan had zero complaints. On their bed, he rolled over so that he was laying on his stomach rather than his side and clicked softly in content. It had been a long day. He’d taken an extended leave to spend some time with Dallas and their daughter, but as such, he knew he couldn’t just stick to staying home. Instead he opted to help out again at his old job, which meant a sore body once again.

Thankfully, Dallas knew how to rectify this. He hummed softy, eyes closing as she worked away the soreness. He was reminded of how grateful he was to have her. Hell, it was almost enough to put him to sleep. He’d ended up yawning before rolling over again, snaking an arm around her waist and pulling her close, so that she was laying on his chest.

“Have I ever told you that I am the luckiest man in the world, to have you by my side..?”