#Dallas AF

[alaskan-wallflower]

i feel like Johnny would end up shooting in height like one summer he just grows super tall (The Curtises started feeding him and all the food went straight to his height) and Dally was in the cooler for a few months and when he got back Johnny is just towering over him like “hey Dal” and Dally’s just like “what the FUCK”

[wristglitter]

FLASHMAN WADE via instagram

[marmaladedcroissant]

Darry, the one who remembers the most about their mother, her as a human and after, watching as she’s ripped apart and incinerated, helping Dally grab the pieces as he cries, and Two forces him to sit down at the edge with his siblings, who are also crying, but they don’t remember as much and Darry watching what’s left of his mother scream in agony every time a core is dropped into the incinerator as she sobs for them to help her but the brothers know they can’t because she tried to kill them-

The song at the end of Portal 1 is a saved voice recording as her last words to Darry-

[imdead770]

I love Dallas Winston with all my heart but I feel like I would hate him so much if he were real

Like we'd either be best friends because we're both sarcastic assholes

Or we'd hate each other because he's an asshole and I'm too sarcastic

Either way I'd fuck him idrc

[sunnysunshineyogi]

Love a good glute pump day; got me acting silly

can’t wait for the day I’m married and get my cheeks clapped for being so disciplined yet being a bad girl if you know what am sayinnn 🤪

[darkwood-sleddog]

it says so much about dallas seavey's dogs level of training and willingness to work for him as well as his ability as a musher for him to build an impromptu sled out of like tin flashing and a storage lid for an emergent issue and then to run the dogs for 8 miles on said diy contraption to get fuel. He's also a bit insane. but aren't we (mushers) all?

[mattatouile]

not enough people in the outside world understand that tyler seguin is THE manic pixie dreamgirl of the nhl.

yes in all the best ways.

but also in all the most annoying ways.

it's why he's the best.

[wyattsloml]

who was gonna tell me we traded away tanny for a 7th round draft pick and a forward….

[mzcain27]

Finished the live action avatar

It’s not a perfect adaptation, I think the biggest thing is they have taken a lot of the fun out of it, Aang doesn’t wanna go do kid stuff, Iroh is way more serious, BUT I don’t necessarily blame like the series itself as much as I blame the current state of tv being in constraints of like 8 episodes and wanting people to binge it in the first few days and everything.

I hope they let Azula be as scary as possible next season, I think they just wanted her introduced a bit earlier since everyone was gonna be waiting for it, I hope they let Iroh chill out a bit more, but in general from my point of view if you see people bashing this series with as much vitriol as the movie then they’re being super dramatic. There are parts that could absolutely be better but like I said those issues go hand in hand with issues with all of tv right now. I think it’s decent at least, I know it’s a beloved series but some people are being HARSH

[luciloo0]

Got bored during geometry

[munsonsgirl71]

AAAAAHHHHHHHHH ITS FUCKING HAPPENING GUYS!!!!!!! IM MEETING JOEY JOE TODAY AND IMMA THROW UP!!!!!!

Holy shit! After months and months of waiting and planning it is finally happening! I’m genuinely so excited and I can’t wait to tell y’all all about it! 🖤 Wish me luck!

[franchufeuillassier]

Dallas Clowns Cowboys

Playoffs are here so ill make a tiny introduction of my dumb favs (under a read more because this is LONG)

Dak Prescott: our beloved quarterback <3 you either hate him or love him. But he is a really nice guy and doesnt deserve the amount of hate he gets. Always injured so please pray for his body. He has been through a lot pls he deserves nice things. #4

Zeke Elliott: He loves Dak more than every other human on earth combined. He is DumbTM but his smile brightens up the room and thats enough for me! Running Back and team clown. He used to wear the jerseys as crop tops and he should bring it back asap. #21

Micah Parsons: linebacker and DPOTY of my heart (bosa fuck you) Its just his second year. He is dumb but very pretty and VERY fast. He spent one afternoon giving fans gas money on twitter because yes. #11

Trevon Diggs: his son is funnier than him. Cornerback and also very dumb <3 Yes, stefon's little brother #7

DeMarcus Lawrence: The Boss of our defense and unofficial pep-talk giver. Defensive end. #90

CeeDee Lamb: we do NOT say his real name. I named this blog after him when he was just a rookie, thats how much i love him. Man likes nice smells, candles and dogs, he is perfect. Wide Receiver. #88

Tony Pollard: Running Back. You either get him or Zeke. He is fast and likes stressing me. #20

Dalton Schultz: Tight End. People forget about him and thats very rude imo because i love him very much. #86

Michael Gallup: my fav acrobat <3 Wide Receiver #13

KaVontae Turpin: he is very tiny (for NFL standars, he is still taller than me) and very dumb im so soft for him. Oficcially a wide reciever but he is our return specialist mainly. He gets excited when he sees Fellow Tiny Men on other teams. #9

Cooper Rush: our backup quarterback. No offense Coop because i love you but the less i see you, the better #10

And thats it im tired and its almost 5:30 am <3 i swear they are nice boys please even if you dont support them, dont hate them (if you are a philly fan... im sorry)

[loco4l]

Ice man dal tx

[littleghoulghost]

Going to Nevada to see both my boyfriend and my brother, and I've been at the airport in Texas for hours. I am so tired. I've only slept for two hours on the first plane. I had to change my first flight to an earlier time because I wouldn't have been able to make my connection otherwise. So I've been stuck here for four hours. Kill me now.

[chained-sweater]

you can't

how to be normal about the outsiders

[dagreatgonzogreen]