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gh0stchoir · 3 years ago

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Omg

Omg can I sorta request something-

Imagine like, a ‘fantasy-modernish’ au where animal hybrid ppl and regular ppl co exist (like mha but instead of quirks and quirkless ppl it’s animal hybrids and regular humans-)

And imagine like…being roommates with cat man Kuroo and naga willy daishou-simply bc you were out exploring in the woods and they took a liking to you and followed you home like a stray cat LMAOO—

Daishou and Kuroo didn’t get along at first but now Kuroo clings to you like the cat he is because he’s hungry and daishou hogs the bed and gets possessive over pillows and won’t let go of them-

Don’t judge me I’m a filthy animal hybrid simP 👹

“I don’t belong to anyone!”

Masterlist

Anime: Haikyuu!!

Character(s): Kuroo Tetsurou, Suguru Daishou

Pronouns used: he/him

Time set point: everyones 18, y/n is in college

Warnings?: unfair betting, not proofread

A/n: mizu, I like the way ur brain works. Ty for this experience

⚠️FEMALE ALIGNED: DNI OR YOU WILL BE BLOCKED⚠️

“Mm..Kenma-san will for sure like these flowers right? He never told me his favorite.” Y/n mumbled, examining the clumps of different wild flowers in his hand. He wanted to surprise his friend with flowers and a few gifts since he was sick. Just base line friendship stuff.

Y/n stuffed his phone back in his pocket after he took a few pictures, standing up fully and stretching. The slightly cold wind made him smile, and take a few more minutes to appreciate the nature surrounding him. It’s not all the time he’s able to take a break from college and go out into the world.

The male took one last look at the woods surrounding him, before turning and leaving in the direction he came from. What he hadn’t of known, was that he was being watched. Not by one person, no, but two. And two rivaling, competing hybrids.

Kuroo’s pupils were dilated, ears raised as he watched the college student make his way back to the campus. The cat hybrid took immediate interest liking to him. His smell especially drew him in. The ravenette glared at the peering green eyes he saw from afar, also staring at his ‘prey’.

Daishou grinned, sticking his tongue out like a playful toddler would, before making the first move. He silently crept up behind y/n, before using the end part of his tail and coiling it around him. There was no way he could escape seeing as his lower half of his body, including his lower arms, were being kept tightly.

“Oi you stupid snake!! You knew he was mine! I found him first!” Kuroo hopped down from his hiding spot in the tree. His eyes were narrowed, canines showing and his tail furiously waving behind him. Daishou only grinned and snickered into his hand.

“You were too slow, sorry.” Suguru tightened his grip on y/n slightly tighter, making the college student sweat drop more. It wasn’t like y/n never encountered hybrids. There were many at his school, hell, he even had a few hybrid friends. It was just 95% of hybrids lived in modern life. But that small 5 percentage still lived out on their own, defending for themselves in the wild.

Y/n watched as the two continued their bickering, fearing for his life. He’d heard rumors that wild hybrids were dangerous and would eat normal humans. He didn’t want that, he wanted to get to his dorm and play video games with Kenma. Not be in between two wild rivaling hybrids.

“Excuse me..can I be let go-..?” Y/n muttered out after a short period of silence. The other two turned and stared at him, Kuroo narrowing his eyes on the human. He reached out and lifted his chin, examining his face.

The ravenette hummed and glanced back at Daishou. He nodded his head, as if some sort of signal, and y/n was immediately released from the nagas tail. The student stumbled, catching himself before he landed straight gay on his ass.

“You two aren’t gonna kill me, right?” Y/n quickly asked, looking back and forth between the hybrids. Daishou snickered and shook his head.

“Ah, you’re so very naive..let’s say we strike up a deal mm? Sound fair?” The naga grinned, “We don’t kill you, and you let us come with you.”

Kuroo rolled his eyes. If it was something nagas were known for, it was for them to be liars and game players. He knew Suguru was smart, and knew y/n probably thought they’d actually kill him. The college student sighed, taking a moment to process everything. What would people think if they saw him bringing in two living-off-the-wild hybrids into the college? Only one way to really find out.

“Alright, deal. Just- I’m a college student and I live on campus..how will you two be able to get in?” Y/n tapped his foot as he thought. “Well it could be easy, you two can just sneak in. It’s almost time when the sun sets so most people will be either in their dorms or out partying..”

Y/n looked up at the two, hoping that they wouldn’t get caught. If they did, they would probably just leave immediately, take y/n with them, and kill him out in the woods. He shuddered at the thought of it.

“Well shall we get going?” Kuroo raised a brow, reaching out a hand to y/n. Said male hesitated before making the decision to just swiftly walk past him and lead them to the campus. The neko grinned as his tail swished. “Feisty, I like it.”

“Please stop arguing, you two are going to cause attention..” Y/n whispered, glancing back at the two who were seconds away from being practically mauled by the other. They both just awkwardly stepped away from the other, and waited behind y/n who unlocked the door to his dorm room.

He opened the door, turning on the light and letting the hybrids in. They both immediately began searching and examining the small dorm. Daishou was interested in fluffy and or soft things, aswell as shiny things like knives or keys. As for Kuroo, he was sniffing the couch before standing with flat ears. Y/n glanced at the ravenette before running to him once seeing what was about to happen.

“hOLY SHIT DON’T PISS ON MY COUCH YOU CAT-!” Y/n shoved him away, with clenched fists and an extremely confused face. Who in the sane mind would piss on furniture? Oh right, wild hybrids didn’t know about standards.

“Huh? Why not?? I need to claim territory!” Kuroo spat back. His tail began viciously waving as he clenched his own fists. This was something he naturally did, grew up learning to do. It was one of the main things he needed to do to assert dominance and survive.

Y/n sighed and rubbed his temple, sitting down on the couch. He glanced up at Kuroo with narrowed and tired eyes. “Because, you do not piss on other peoples things. This is not your territory, you’re merely just a guest.” He explained. Daishou snickered as he watched, curled up on the couch with pillows and blankets surrounding him. It was as if he made a nest, with modern day things rather than leaves and straw.

“And you! Why do you have my things? Those aren’t yours!” Y/n pointed at the naga, watching as Suguru giggled and snuggled more into the soft fabric of y/n’s favorite blanket. “Because, I like these. They’re nice..”

Y/n groaned and sat back, leaning his head on the couch. He was going to have to live like this for awhile before the two childish adults would get bored and leave. He planned on them leaving in a weeks time, or less. Him thinking they’d much rather enjoy a life of adventure than a boring college life. And plus, they’d just be in a room all day. Unless they wanted to go out in town. It seemed like an extremely sad life. So he just assumed they wouldn’t like it. Too bad things don’t always work out in our favor

“I’m home and-“

Y/n was not even fully in his dorm, when he was pulled into a tight embrace by a rather needy cat. The student groaned and dropped his bag. He was too tired from classes that he just let the extremely toned neko pick him up and set him on the couch. Kuroo immediately was purring up a storm as he cuddled with him, trying to get the gross scent of cologne and perfume from students near y/n away.

“Ah ah and why exactly do you get him?? Today is my day!” Suguru growled from the bed, hair a mess from sleeping most of the day. Kuroo poked his head up, sticking his tongue out with a snarky grin. Suguru huffed and plopped off the bed, going over to the two before grabbing one of y/n’s arms. The student tiredly looked up at him, confused.

“Cmon, Kuroo just wants food from you. As per always..come lay with me! You’re nice and warm.” The naga smiled, watching as Tetsurou hissed. He possessively latched onto y/n.

Y/n let out a huff of air, glancing at both his “roommates” before shaking himself from both their grips and forcing himself to stand up. He gave them both a stern look.

“Kuroo, I’ll give you food. You need to learn that as soon as I come back from class you need to let me walk in to get food. And Daishou, I’m not laying with you. You hog the blankets and pillows.” Y/n reminded the two, going off to the small kitchen area to whip something up quick for Kuroo. He heard the two hybrids mumble to each other from the small couch and sighed. Maybe he was a bit hard on them.

Well they were guests still, not living there at all. And it was true, Kuroo was the one of the three who ate the most. And Suguru would always hog everything since he gets cold extremely quickly.

Y/n came back minutes later, handing a tuna sandwich to the neko. He looked at the two, neither one making eye contact with him. He inhaled sharply before kneeling infront of them. “Listen, I’m sorry for what I said. I understand you naturally need a lot of food Kuroo. And Daishou, you’re cold blooded so it’s natural for you to need more warmth. If y’all need me, I’ll be in bed..”

Y/n walked off to his bed, curling up on it and layering at least 3 blankets. His heavy lids fought to stay open as he scrolled through his phone for a minute or two. He ultimately couldn’t keep them open and just turned his phone off and let his body relax and get ready to sleep.

He was about on the brink of sleep, when he felt a dip in the bed. He felt himself being lifted a slight, causing him to look and see a green tail curling around him. He also saw Kuroo curling up next to him and wrapping his arms around him. He just blankly stared at Suguru who layed infront of him, with a few pillows already surrounding the naga aswell as a few extra blankets y/n kept for winter but let him use. Kuroo slightly tightened his grip, curling closer to the back of y/n. His purrs began growing and filling the room.

“Just sleep ok? You’ve been stressed, we wanna help,” Daishou whispered, closing his eyes and getting comfortable. Kuroo let out a faint agreement. He quickly fell asleep right after, subconsciously shoving his head as close to the back of y/n’s neck/shoulder blades as possible.

Y/n just smiled softly, letting his eyes close as the silence, with the exception of everyone’s breathing and Kuroo’s purrs, calmed his nerves and soon sleep overtook him. College and life in general sucked so much, outside the small dorm full of memories.

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mister-mizu · 3 years ago

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YUPPPPPP THIS ONE RIGHT HERE 😩‼️‼️

THE DAISHOU SIMP COUNCIL HAS APPROVED

I love how everyones just agreed that daishou is a naga in a fantasy au

Snake

Warnings - cursing, unedited

Note: He could strangle me and I'd apologize. Also tf is his eye colour???

Male Reader - Fem Readers DNI or you're a horrible person who disrespects boundaries of writers :)

You had one job.

All you had to do was pick something up from the market. Your village healer only needed like ten things! Of course you just had to be the nice guy and get it for her.

Still though it was rather rewarding. She was a nice old lady, anyone in the village would do things to help her out. You sighed, furrowing your brows angrily. You should have just let Hanamaki do it. After all, he was the navigator. He'd done it before. He wouldn't get turned around at the simplest fork in the path!

With another heavy sigh, you pulled yourself off of the forest floor. No point in sitting about, right? The place was beautiful, even if it was a little too close to the swamps for your liking.

It's not like the naga and the elves hated each other. No, they were more just...wary. Existing so near to one another made sure that both always knew what the other was up to. You weren't exactly neighbours, (being almost a mile away), but there weren't any other villages in the area. Or, in the snakes case, nests.

Not to mention how the peace treaty kept them at a distance. Most of the younger elves in your village have never seen a Naga. You included. Not that you were that young, though you never had a reason. Training with Oikawa and the rest of the fighters in the village took up most of your time anyway.

Speaking of, you were starting to be thankful that Oikawa makes you train so hard. The walk was starting to near a couple hours.

You rubbed your face. This was bullshit. And how did you even get lost so bad you ended up in the swamps? Well, the outskirts of the swamps, but it still counts. The trees were starting to droop more, vines hanging off of every other one. You stepped in a puddle occasionally, cursing every time you did.

On the bright side, (at least), you knew now to walk in the opposite direction to get home.

You will walk in the opposite direction.

The...opposite...direction.

Or not.

What was the worst that could happen? You were already about two miles away from the market, and there were things in the swamps that you needed. You only had to go a couple yards in, it's not like you were going to wander straight into the heart of the nest.

You drew in a controlled breath. Naga don't typically take strolls along the outside of their nest anyways.

Taking another step in, you started to calm down. The only sounds you could hear were the birds and your own footsteps. The sound every time your boot collided with the ground was rather disgusting, the dampened landscape getting progressively wetter.

You were a couple minutes in, (still not having found the plant you needed), when you heard it.

Even never coming face to face with one, the sound was unmistakable. The only accurate word you could think of was slithering. Like a giant snake making it's way through the swamp.

You froze up instinctively, long, pointed ears twitching to try and catch the sound again. Nothing but your own laboured breathing.

Slowly, after a minute of a whole lot of nothing, your hand creeped towards the dagger in your boot. You knew it was just a supplies run, but better safe than sorry right? Maybe the Naga passed by already.

If you'd turned your head even slightly though, maybe you wouldn't have missed the pair of glowing green eyes watching you.

And maybe you wouldn't be in this position right now.

You couldn't describe how it happened because you weren't even sure how it happened. He moved surprisingly fast for how cumbersome that giant tail must be. Your dagger had clattered to the ground, the murky green blue of his tail coiled around your body.

"Well," his eyes still seemed to glow at you, "What's an elf doing all the way out here?"

You snapped out of your momentary entrancement to actually take in the situation. His eyes, slanted like all Naga, took in every little movement. He actually seemed relatively put together, hair looking tame and neatly parted to one side. His face was rather cut and slim, cheekbones sharp and pronounced. Hell, if he wasn't a Naga he'd still look like a snake.

His tail tightened around you slightly, urging you to answer the question. You sputtered a bit at it. "Well I could ask the same! Your kind don't wander the outskirts like this!" You attempted to sound commanding, hiding the discomfort in your voice.

Luckily he didn't pick up on the fear in your tone, instead giving you a harsh glare and momentarily squeezing you. You let out another harsh breath. "Well at least I'm on my territory."

You were about to retaliate, but you fell short. He was right in a sense. No words were exchanged for a moment. The snake leaned in further narrowing his eyes further, (if that was even possible), and studying your features. "So it's true then?" He finally said something.

You regarded him with confusion.

"About your kind," he poked at the satchel that you'd also dropped. "They're all pretty."

You blanked. You were about to comment on the fact that 'ruggedly handsome' might be a better term, but ultimately decided against it. All elves, regardless of shape or size, gender or skin tone, were ultimately just...better, in a sense. Stronger, faster, they lived longer, and, as he said, prettier.

"Have you never seen an elf before," You sneered instead.

"Have you never seen a Naga?" He shot back quickly, head tilting slightly. Seeming more comfortable, he had a sly smirk on his face.

You didn't respond.

He laughed almost tauntingly. "Dont look so confident elf," he leaned in closer, to the point where you could feel his breath on your lips. "What makes you think I won't wring," you felt his tail shifting, "You," it got tighter, "Dry?"

You attempted to scoff, the sound being cut short at the pressure on your chest. "And-" you took in a breath, "And break the peace treaty? No way," you let out a raspy laugh.

He let something else take up his attention. His hands lifted to your ears, long, slender fingers trailing along them and prodding at the pointed tips. You shuddered. His hands were cold. Unsurprising of course, but still catching you off guard.

"Would you cut that out! Just tell me your name and let me go!" You snapped.

"Someones impatient," he, quite literally, hissed. In all honesty, listening to him speak was somewhat addicting. You'd thought it was just a stereotype, how half snake people always dragged out the 'S' in the words they say. As it turns out you were wrong.

"Okay, let's just keep this civil." You exhaled slowly. "My name is (l/n) (y/n), I'm trying to find something for my village medic. Who are you?"

He eyes you suspiciously before responding. "Daishou. I'm just...patrolling."

You nodded, pushing your arms out slightly. You were still wrapped in his tail.

Sending your discomfort, Daishou loosened his grip. The sound of his tails grip going slack following soon after his realization. You sighed with relief, slumping to the ground as he repositioned himself to face you.

It took you a moment to look up.

"What are you looking at," he hissed at you.

In truth, everything. His scales were brighter than you thought Naga usually were, green blue and muted yellow. "Nothing," you said, mouth still agape.

"Right." He clearly sounded unconvinced, though he decided not to pursue the matter any further.

You had to admit to yourself, he was rather attractive too. He gave you another look at your continued staring. "What were you even here for anyways?" He slithered closer.

"Just- uh," you stuttered slightly. The tail made him look more dangerous than he most likely was. Or not, he might be just as dangerous as you thought. "I...forgot."

He couldn't stay composed, snickering at you.

"What?" You huffed and stood up, pulling your satchel over your shoulder once more.

"Nothing," he chuckled and rubbed the back of his neck, face going red. "Get back safely okay?"

You, confused at his little bout of care, nodded. "Okay."

You turned around, though just before you walked off he stopped you. "Oh, and elf."

You turned once more. "Hm?"

"Try to stay aware next time," he opened your palm and placed your dagger in it, another sly smile making its was onto his face.

"We wouldn't want another snake to catch you."

#I AM A FILTHY SNAKE MAN SIMP #I HAVE BEEN HOLDING THIS IN FOR FAR TOO LONG NOW #IT IS TIME I SPREAD MY WINGS #AS A NAGA FUCKER #daishou and his two wiggly willys

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