#Dad decided to install motion sensors on the back door hall light
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dinosaurcharcuterie · 1 year ago
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Ah, yes. Anxiety hitting at 1 am in a semi unfamiliar place.
What are those noises? Common sense says the massive boiler in the next room subtly making sure the pressure on all pipes is safe, maybe the 50-yo house settling in the night.
But there's a really loud minority in my brain, let's call it The Terrors, insisting the noises are very polite and considerate axe murdering burglars who will only kill me and my wife and extended family if they're disturbed while wading through my parents' pantry and my mom's 20 years of math problem solutions.
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