#Dad! Pete Davidson

[xiament3]

[𝐒ummary : Pete’s dreams finally come true, now earned everything he’s truly ever wanted.]

[𝐑𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭] [no, but I would love to be sent you’re requests]

[𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 1.32k 9 minutes read time]

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It wasn’t a secret that Pete wanted to have children, he had very publicly talked about it several times and I’m many interviews.

Still the idea was somewhat foreign to him but he knew what he wanted and he wanted kids with you.

“Hey babe” Pete started pausing the movie the two of you chose to watch for date night you both made it a point to have a date nice twice a month every month indefinitely.

When picking those dates you both took turns planning them last time you choose going to a museum, due to history being your favorite subject and you loved learning about thing and telling random fun facts.

Pete had chosen to stay in wanting to have you in his arms close at all times, so here you were watching the little mermaid on the couch with his arms wrapped, around your waists him laying on you’re belly and you’re back against the couch.

“Yeah, what’s wrong?” You said turning your full attention to the tall man on your stomach.

He gazed up at you grabbing hold of your hands playing with them showing his eyes gleaming nervously at you’re hands, his eyes bouncing before your hands and then at you.

“Well I don’t think it’s wrong but I’m not sure where you stand on it I mean I know but I don’t know if that was just talk or futuristic.” He rambled.

“Baby what is it?” You said cutting to the point but still finding his rambling abordable.

“Iwanttohavebabywithyousoonbutnow” he sputtered out quickly making you felt like your head was spinning at his pace.

“Okay say it slower, taking that fast you can’t possibly think I’d understand you.” You said reaching to give him a sip of you’re water, before he sat once again on you’re facing each other hands in hand.

“Okay?” You asked making him nod his head and sigh. “Now what did you say?” You asked him again turning you’re attention to him.

“Yeah, I want to have a baby with you and I feel like now would be a great time we’ve been married for a little bit we moved into this house and we have this extra space and backyard for kids and I’m directing mostly now so I’ll be able to be with you and not have to travel as much and…” he ranted deciding to let him finish his baby fever fueled rant.

“Yes,” you said stopping his rant right there quickly focusing on your face.

“Yes?” He repeated confused

“Yes, I would love to have a baby with you were both stable and healthy we do have the space. This would be the perfect time.” You agreed looking at him and not even a half of a second pasted before he was showering your face in kisses before picking you up kissing you all the way.

“Baby making time.” He said taking you up stairs to bed, bursting through your bedroom closing the door behind him before turning his attention to you on the bed.

Pouncing on you again he kissed all over your face.

“Baby, wait wait.” You related begin cut off by a kiss with each word.

Instantly Pete stopped sitting up

“I want to have a baby but I still need to make an appointment to get my IUD removed and it might take a little bit for my body to adjust.” You warned

“I know as long as I get to enjoy the process of the journey with you I’m okay.” He said kissing you rapidly this time with no interruptions.

The following Thursday you found yourself in a doctors appointment with a very excited Peter getting your birth control removed.

And then eight almost nine months later you found yourself in the early morning.

Suddenly feeling extremely sick rushing and pulling the covers off you waking Peter up in the process.

Emptying out your body in the toilet having Pete hold your hair back and rubbing your back comforting you best he could.

You didn’t want to assume immediately you were pregnant, twice before you had a false alarm and now you wanted to be sure before getting excited about the morning sickness.

After a doctors appointment it was confirmed.

“Mrs. Davidson you are in fact six weeks pregnant.” The doctor said dragging the Doppler across your jellied stomach.

She filled the screen around and there was your baby it was the size of a cherry seed but I brought tears to both of your eyes.

“I love you so much.” He said looking deeply into your eyes as he wiped the jelly off your belly and helped you stand up.

Ever since then Pete has been on cloud nine.

HIS POV

ever since I found out, you were making me a father I tried my best to make it as easy as possible.

I thought it would be hard having your body change constantly adapting to take care of our baby.

I wanted needed to do anything and everything to take the much off you as I can.

Crack of dawn cravings? Got it

Can’t fine anything to wear you feel comfortable in? I’ll buy you new clothes or you can have mine

Anything hurts? Feet, back, boobs I’ll massage it

Anything, as your due date was approaching and before you couldn’t travel I wanted to take you on a babymoon.

Settling on Punta Cana’s blue water beaches booking a beach villa, with you laying next to me sound asleep tried from the day and our daughter.

I can’t help but stare down at you and your belly holding the child I always wanted but never thought I’d get.

You’ve given me everything I could ask for marriage, love, understanding, support and now a baby girl to be named Aniline Amy Davidson.

Thanking nobody but you for making all of this a reality.

I drift off to sleep your back to my chest, my hands to your belly, and your hands together with mine.

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Turning over away from the window, the sun blinding me trying to force me out of my sleep.

Feeling the bed for you only to come up empty, jumping up sleep long forgotten my eyes frantically darting around the room.

The bedroom, the bathroom, the kitchen, the living room and no sign of you. My eyes still darting around seeing the sliding glass door open running standing in the doorframe.

I saw you in a floral dress blowing through the breeze. Playing and swaying in the water.

Drawing closer behind you wrapping my arms around your belly swaying with you and the waves.

“Are you okay your heats racing I can feel it?” You asked me stare locked on me.

“I couldn’t find you this morning when I woke up I got scared and started running around trying to find y’all.” I confessed

Normally I probably would’ve gotten embarrassed about jumping that far off the bat but, with you I didn’t feel like I needed to hide or be embarrassed about anything.

“We’re right here this morning she wouldn’t stop kicking and I didn’t want to wake you up so I came out here, she stopped kicking when I told her about this place and how much it means to us.” You told me sitting down at you best ability to sit criss cross.

“Yeah, this all feels like a dream to me.” I told you sitting with you hearing and feeling the waves clash softly against our bodies.

“It’s real Peter I’m real, our daughter is, our marriage everything is real.” You smiled at me holding my hands your wedding ring glowing in the sunlight.

“I remember when I asked you to marry me, I remember when we were at the alter here, when you told me you were pregnant after our honeymoon and now soon you’ll give birth to our daughter soon. We’re here together you’re 32 weeks pregnant this is all I’ve ever wanted ever.” I told you feeling my eyes water.

“This is what I never thought I’d have thank you for everything being my wife, the mother to our daughter, and my support and heart.” I thanked her rubbing your belly.

Kissing your face enjoying this ocean and life with you.

[autobotmedic156]

GUESS WHO JUST GOT ROTB ON DISK?? AND WATCHED THE EXTRAS

M E

[duh-im-thequeen]

U have a dad! Congrats. Whats that like? 🤣🤣🤣

[practically-an-x-man]

Bodies Bodies Bodies just got moved to Netflix!! I thought I missed my chance to watch it but now I can!

[andreablog2]

I saw a video of Pete davidsons penis by accident and it made me so sad how his dad died in 9/11

[rockrosethistle]

A list of Nightmare Time episode ideas that I thought of and I think would be cool:

1.) Mr. Chasity has been trying to sell the old Waylon Place for far too long. After trying and failing over and over, he decides to take matters into his own hands by going in himself to see what all the fuss is about. But nothing could have prepared him to meet the real ghosts of Waylon Hall. And boy oh boy do they have shenanigans in store. (The episode would be called 'Unholy Ghost') .

2.) It's been a few months since Hatchetfield was destroyed in that awful 'accident'. Emma and Paul have been living under the aliases Kelly and Ben Bridges. (there can be a joke where Emma doesn't even pretend to care about her alias and Paul cares too much.) They live in Colorado now. Emma's finally started her pot farm, and Paul is working in marketing. For the most part, they have a good life. Only Paul's acting a bit different lately. Emma caught him humming company jingles, tapping his foot to a beat she can't hear. Maybe those spores he inhaled had some effect on him. It's probably nothing, but he's never sung in the shower before...(I don't have a name for this one yet.) .

3.) Max Jägerman is failing remedial algebra. In fact, he's doing so poorly that his dad shells out and hires him a tutor, PJ. (Bryce's nerd from 'Literal Monster.) He reluctantly lets her help him. At first it seems to work and his grades are rising steadily, but as PJ lets her guard down, Max starts to notice some things. Strange symbols scribbled in the margins of her notebook, almost like...jagged smiles? Weird stains on her hands, when she gets too close she smells like roadkill. And there's this white spider that keeps showing up in his room. Sometimes he feels like it's trying to tell him something. Or warn him. Without knowing what he's gotten himself into, Max has to evade getting his soul swallowed by a hungry god of darkness. (The episode is called 'Dirty Dude Soup') .

4.) Charlotte Sweetly is jealous. Her church friend, Carol Davidson, has exactly the kind of life she wants. Charlotte's seen the way her boss talks about his wife, and would give anything for Sam to feel that way about her. One day, Charlotte finally gathers her courage and asks her how she does it. Carol takes pity on her, and decides to reveal an important secret: it's all the product of a ritual, an ancient spell she stumbled upon on a trip to an amusement park. She claims that ever since she did it, her husband can't get enough of her. "I am all he sees. He calls me the apple of his eye." Charlotte doesn't believe her at first, but Carol gave her the instructions, and why the hell not? She tries it. Unfortunately, Charlotte messes up the wording. The spell still works, but not quite as intended. And an all-seeing police officer could be a good thing, but Sam is not a good police officer. (maybe let's call this one 'Omnipocop'. But that's awful to spell so suggestions are welcome) .

5.) While trying to be an assistant, Steph accidentally botches one of Pete's science projects. He forgives her, but she still feels bad even as he assures her it's no big deal, throwing the mix of chemicals out his window just to prove it. What he doesn't know is that the last family that lived in the Spankoffski house buried their dog in the backyard, and Pete's chemical slurry just brought it back to life. On a probably unrelated note, Paul has been trying to ignore the damage he's finding in his apartment. He's been chalking most of the tipped over garbage cans and torn apart cushion up to rats--giant rats?--or maybe a squirrel. But when a decades-old "missing dog" poster shows up on his doorstep, he can't ignore the truth for any longer. (the episode would be called "Patches' Revenge" and I thing it would work because it's just the right amount of weird. It would end with Paul teaming up with the nerds to defeat undead Patches with science.) .

6.) To his utter delight, Miss Holloway finally agreed to go out with Duke on a proper date. Nothing huge, just some ice cream and a walk on the beach. They're both enjoying themselves when Miss Holloway hears something. Duke can't hear it, but he still follows her down the shore to some kind of cave grotto, where she claims the noise is coming from. She tosses a pebble into the water, testing how it might react. A few moments later, the pebble come flying out again. Duke is stunned, but Miss Holloway tosses her ice cream cone. Sure enough, a few moments later is comes flying back, perfectly dry. They've clearly discovered something, and over the next few days, Duke and Miss Holloway experiment and try to learn about the grotto and the water in it. It's too deep to see the bottom, so their tests mostly involve tossing different things to see how they'll react. Little do they know, there was a reason Miss Holloway could hear a noise coming from the cave. There's a reason it drew her in, too. There's something singing to her, something that lives at the bottom of the grotto. And with each thing they feed it, it becomes a little bit stronger...(and then it's called something unassuming like "Wavecrest Cave")

So that's Nightmare Time season four all lined up. Please tell me if you have a good name idea for episodes 2 and 4. Also if anyone wants to use these as writing prompts, be my guest (just tag me so I can read them)

[buddivorce]

i think i'd be a really great comedian because they get to tell stories in the style of a person with SEVERE adhd. like i know i can't do this to my dad because he doesn't want me to tell him background info for the lead-up to a story for thirty minutes. but john mulaney get's up on that stage for a full two years and he's like "let me explain this phone call i got from pete davidson a few years ago for a third of an hour while you are all held captive without your cell phones and WATCH" like i could do that

[reviewvie]

Dog Man (2025) IMDb

Directed by Peter Hastings

Written by Peter Hastings, based on the "Dog Man" books by Dav Pilkey

Is it true to the trailer? YouTube

Based on a comic “written” by George and Harold in "Captain Underpants," Dog Man feels like a kid's comic book come to life. But this movie is more fragmented than the simple story laid out in the trailer and risks going over the heads of its target audience.

Promise of the premise

In an effort to stop his arch rival - a half man/half dog named Dog Man - the evil Petey the Cat clones himself. The only problem? The clone isn’t fully grown. And when Li’l Petey becomes friends with Dog Man, his enemy will have to decide which side he’s on.

What are its strengths?

Pete Davidson excels as a cartoon villain, and Li’l Petey is simply adorable.

Dog Man nails the tone of the source material, with dialogue, settings and jokes that feel straight from the minds of Captain Underpants’ George and Harold. There’s a ton of humor tightly packed into this 90-minute movie.

What are its weaknesses?

Unfortunately, the jokes just don’t land. Unlike reading a book at your own pace, there’s no time for kids to take in the sheer amount of dialogue and sight gags. The adults in the theater are often the ones laughing.

This movie also takes too long to find itself. The antics are fun, but until Li’l Petey shows up there's just no purpose. Other characters like Petey the Cat's dad and the big baddy - a telekinetic robo-fish named Flippy - are introduced too late in the game.

Does it deliver?

No. It's entertaining and still has appeal despite its faults, but Dog Man feels more like a collection of scenes than one cohesive story.

In an effort to sum it up, several important characters and plot points are left out of the trailer. After seeing the movie, it's clear why - Dog Man isn't sure how to tell its story either.

Who should see it?

Kids will be more forgiving of this movie, especially if they're already fans of the "Dog Man" series, and there's enough humor to keep their parents entertained. But anyone judging the movie's potential by the trailer alone will be disappointed.

[toonstudios]

Petey’s voice actor, Pete Davidson, also played the Autobot Mirage in Transformers Rise Of The Beast

WHAT?!

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I not really a fan of Transformers. I personally don’t like them (don’t come after me) but I have watched a few of the movies because my dad likes the Transformers movies.

[theocseason4]

Matt Rife is Pete Davidson with a dad and buccal removal.

matt rife is nothing

[tornrose24]

I just realized one sad irony of the casting of Pete Davidson as Petey. Like Petey, Davidson also lost a parental figure at a young age (his dad was one of the fire fighters who died during 9/11). So regardless of how Davidson does with Petey, I’m sure he would get one thing right (for all too real reasons) if the movie touches upon the loss of his mom.

[gritsandbrits]

I just out of Dogman here are my thoughts on the movie!

The art and animation are absolutely GORGEOUS especially the night settings.

It is very fast-paced and omits a lot of the books so if you'll get confused if you haven't read the books. I do know a little bit from going on tv tropes.

Just like the books Officer Knights old life isnt expanded on so we dont get a glimpse of his girlfriend after his accident. We do get extended scenes of his sadness other than that it's still pretty vague.

Petey's dad is such a weasel >:[

The evil fish gets redeemed which might piss off a certain side of animation community - not that I dont mind

The mecha mailman vs the giant buildings are the highlights of the movie

The chief and sarah's crush on each other is so funny

I do think the mayor should've been kept evil like in the book that would make for a good twist in the sequel.

GEORGE AND HAROLD CAMEO!!

Surprisingly there aren't a lot of grossout humor, it's more like puns slapstick and Petey's snark.

Pete Davidson is Purr-fect as Petey. He manages to get both the snarky malicious side and emotional beats without sounding phoned in. Also the banter between him and his ex butler is so funny

The nee Bad Buys short aired before the movie detailing how they tried to go to their parole meeting it is so hilarious and the animatikn is stunning as always. They're really shaping up to be Gen Alpha's Shrek.

Speaking of the new Dreamworks logo features The Last Robot at the beginning. I'm very excited to see newer movies included with the classics like Madagascar.

The trailers shown were (in nor particular order): Rachel Zegler's Snow White, The Rihanna smurfs movie, The minecraft movie, an upcoming British animated film about Jesus, Paddington In Peru, and the live action HTTYD. How Ironic.

Tbh I didn't get any girlboss vibes from Rachel's snow white, in the trailer she clearly says the kingdom needs more KINDNESS. Not exactly girlboss to me. I do wish they showed more of her love interest to put these rumors to rest.

The ticket cost me a whole $12, i just snuck in a chicken combo from a restaurant + a soda i got from walmart.

[mellodazey]

my Dog Man movie experience (no spoilers)

so last night, I saw the Dog Man movie with my dad. and I LOVED IT!!! it was so CUTE and SWEET and SILLY, pretty much what I expected given what Dog Man is about. I was smiling the whole time, although I couldn't really react in any other way because I was suffering the aftermath of an anxiety attack and trying to keep calm and not die in my seat. (that's twice in a ROW I've ended up panicking at the theater.)

as for my dad, he enjoyed it too. he laughed at quite a few things (he always liked more comedy-focused stuff) and said he was surprised by how well Pete Davidson did as Petey. I think Li'l Petey was his favorite.

but yeah, all in all, GREAT MOVIE. definitely going on my list of favorites.

[automaticllamacycle]

for starters. this list has been on going since i was like. 13 and is in no particular order

Gregory house, Jeremy Allen White, Matty healy,Jon bon jovi (early days), Chris Evans, Chris Hemsworth, Chris Pratt, Sebastian Stan, RDJ, Paul Rudd, Andy Samberg, Benedict comberpatch, Tom holland, Tom hiddleston, Liam hemsworth, Zach effron, Ross lynch, Ryan Reynolds,The dude that played mason from wizards of waverly place, Max from wizards, All of big time rush, Niall 1D, Ashton 5sos, Billy stranger things, Ezra pretty little liars, Jimmy Kimmel, The dad from Jesse, Mark walburger, Jim hopper, Van from Reba, Bo Burnham, Jensen Ackles, Jared pedalixki, Young gravy, Rodric dairy of a wimpy kid, Spencer ICarly, Toby pretty little liars, Jim from the office, Jason dilaurentis, pete davidson, miles teller, tom cruise but only on top gun, jimmy fallon, jesse mcalfee, johnny depp, kevin heart, mike desperate housewifes, brendon urie (unfortunately. not anymore), tyler joseph and josh dun

THE FULL LIST. I love the organization. I also have a list ( my wbotm list) but it’s not the most updated but I will show!! ( the ones marked out are football players it’s irrelevant)

For funzies I color coded your list by the ones I also simp for (green), and then ones I understand but don’t exactly simp (yellow). And to be incredibly honest I’ll also mark the ones that concern me a little bit ( red)

[mythicalcowboyatheart]

Movie idea: Pete Davidson and Bill Skarsgard play Brothers and Steve buscemi is their dad

[jellogram]

Tbh even "edgy humor" doesn't have to be racist or sexist or whatever. I think Pete Davidson is pretty good at this. I've seen a lot of his standup and while I do think he occasionally crosses the line, he's generally an expert at being wildly taboo without being actually offensive.

My favorite example is about having sex with Ariana, and how he "thinks about his dad dying in 9/11 to keep from cumming too soon." On its face, this is an edgy and taboo joke. You're not supposed to say shit like that! But when you really unpack it, it's just a dude poking fun at his own trauma and talking about how his girlfriend is hot.

Like not only do you not need bigotry to be funny, you don't even need it to be edgy. If you're even kind of good at comedy you can shock an audience at no one's expense.