#DW I'll probs slap these screens into their own post later LOL

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Smash or Pass (OC) Tangy Tangeroos

Rules: pretty self explanatory. include physical descriptions or pics, and propaganda. the “other” label can be used for “sexuality misalignment” (ie: oc is femme and you’re gay, vice versa or you aren’t into smashing but a specific thing you wanna do with them like perhaps hug or study them under a microscope idc). Tagged by @selnyam and @cindernet-explorer I tag @archaiclumina @becquerelnoir @hazelkjt and uh! @sjofn-lofnsdottr [But only if you want to! There's no pressure ^v^ also if you see this and wanna do it and I didn't tag you... take it as an excuse to do it and tag me anyways ;P]

Quick Facts: height: 199cm/6'5 age: 20 Gender: Woman+ (identifies as Cis, but through external shenanigans has technically physically transitioned. Twice. OOC, What’s in her pants NOW is a Schrödinger situation.) Sexuality: for simplicities sake, Queer, Pansexual Pronouns: She/Her/Dude/Sir

Pros:

Won’t judge you for your clutter or mess, she’s the same way!

Easy to please with the little things! You picked her dandelions on the way to see her? She’s delighted!

Not a picky eater! She’ll eat anywhere and anything.

Willing to try anything at least twice!

Not afraid to stand up for you/your friend if someone is outwardly rude. She’s very protective!

Will bring you gifts “just because” (she saw it and thought of you)

Knows Revenant’s Toll like the back of her paw and will show you the coolest views

Cons:

Stubborn; if she decides she can’t do/learn something, it’s very difficult to change her mind on it.

Won’t dress up for fancy dates unless someone else dresses her

Really bad at ‘monogamy’ and closed relationships in general; sees sex as something to feel good and bond with friends/loved ones, not necessarily an exclusive action.

Constantly nearly-broke, so she can’t pay for your dates, even if she WANTS to.

Isn’t always self-aware of her size/weight and will squish you by laying against/on you

Her protective nature makes her reckless and she will act without considering your own abilities to protect yourself. See Also; Separation anxiety

Sheds orange fur on your furniture/clothes

Details:

Has both Dyscalculia+Dyslexia, and reads out loud. Struggles heavily with math more advanced than basic addition and subtraction. Small print is the devil.

Loves the Moonfire Faire, when they set up the parkour course!

Doesn’t seem to get sick, and doesn’t scar at all. Strangely durable. Can’t get drunk, but all doesn’t drink alcohol (or enjoy it).

Purrs audibly, and often. Loves being around people uwu

Is a total cuddler/generally physically affectionate cat with anyone deemed even just a friend.

Doesn’t like food waste, and will either eat what’s left on your plate if it can’t be saved for later in some way. (Or feed it to Meatball, if it’s salad! He’s a growing Buffalo!)

A bit clumsy, but prioritizes the integrity/safety of whatever she’s holding over her own self (I.e; if holding phone and fell into a river, will fall worse to make sure the phone is held upwards and out of the water entirely. Or; if holding boxes of pizza, will fall with more damage to self to hold them steady and not drop them/spill them)

Romantically; The line between “friendship” and “romantic” is an extremely blurry line that might as well not be there for her. She’s also not looking for a romantic relationship, and is rather happy continuing like that. Affection/Love is freely given and communicated without expectation of reciprocation, and certainly not commitment.

Sexually; Wants a partner to feel good in the way they like. Eager to please, does well as a Service Top, doesn’t participate much in BDSM. The exception to willing to try anything twice; does not want to hurt her partner in bed, even if they’d like it.