#OC smash or pass

[esteemed-excellency]

OC SMASH OR PASS

Rules: pretty self explanatory. include physical descriptions or pics, and propaganda. the “other” label can be used for “sexuality misalignment” (ie: oc is femme and you’re gay, vice versa or you aren’t into smashing but a specific thing you wanna do with them like perhaps hug or study them under a microscope idc).

I was tagged by @bardusgate (poll: x) thanks bestie! 💖💖

You all know my blorbo (last portrait by @letters-of-fire)

Name: Hiram Howell Hastings Hargrave

Age: 65 45

Gender: queer

Sexuality: pansexual

🌹 Propaganda for:

Good conversationalist, attentive and polite.

Engaging personality.

Good sense of humour, even if a bit morbid sometimes.

He's always courteous, and knows how to turn small gestures of courtesy into romantic displays.

He's a really good dancer.

Aways pays for everything on dates.

Will play music and read poetry to you.

Will spoil you with gifts.

Soft curls, very clean, loves flowery perfumes.

Throws amazing parties.

🚩 Propaganda against:

[Scandal is increasing...]

He's an incorrigible risk-seeker and he will enable all your destructive habits for fun.

He likes to create problems on purpose when he gets bored. And he gets bored pretty often.

Extensive criminal record.

Will keep offering you dubious beverages.

He can't shut up about The Horrors, he loves The Horrors (this is a good thing if you're A Horror, or a Horrors appreciator).

He can get too intense or too detached without warning.

You will get bad deja-vus if you look in his eyes for too long.

Mirrors bleed around him sometimes.

He's always plotting and scheming. Believe me, you don't want to know his secrets, and you don't want him knowing yours.

I'm tagging some mutuals and everyone else who wants to do this, it would be fun to see more oc polls in the fl fandom! @thunder-threnodies @that-giorgione @the-dye-stained-socialite @thedeafprophet @zeebreezin @viric-dreams @waterlogged-detective @velvetlinedbox @violant-apologia @capn-twitchery

[crownedinmarigolds]

OC Smash or Pass - Noa Hidalgo-Giovanni

Sorry I'm following the trend and was not tag and am posting this purely for fun!

(Art by Myself!)

Info I can think would be relevant to your choices below the cut if you so desire!

Female (She/Her, Cis)

Sexuality: Demisexual/Bisexual though leans more to masculine presenting people. Noa legitimately doesn't care though if you provide for her other needs - such as devotion and being a fellow Kindred.

Clan: Hecata/Giovanni

Affiliation: Independent

Apparent Age: Very early twenties, ghouled very young.

Actual Age: As of 2024, Noa will be 69 in September!

I won't go too deep into details, as this is more of a "would you bang or nah" situation, but Noa is a extremely devoted and intense lover. If you are as devoted as she is, you will have her undivided, hardcore attention. Just be aware, her devotion is paired with being paired with her for Eternity. <3

[aceghostsarchive]

OC Smash or Pass

Hey Everybody! I was tagged by @fereldanwench, @theviridianbunny, @derelictheretic, @simplegenius042, @imogenkol,

@carlosoliveiraa, @theelderhazelnut, @inafieldofdaisies, and @direwombat to do this. Thank you for tagging me!

rules: pretty self explanatory. include physical descriptions or pics, and propaganda. the “other” label can be used for “sexuality misalignment” (ie: oc is femme and you’re gay, vice versa or you aren’t into smashing but a specific thing you wanna do with them like perhaps hug or study them under a microscope idc).

ROONEY SHEPARD

BASICS

Full Name: Rooney Shepard

Alias: Goes by their last name, Shepard, with the exception of a few people.

Age: 35

Height: 5'10

Eyes: Blue

Gender: Agender

Pronouns: They/Them

Sexuality: Rooney doesn't have a specific label that they think fits them perfectly, but demisexual might be the closest.

PROS

Rooney is very supportive and empathetic. They'll be your biggest cheerleader.

They are very reliable. You can always count on Rooney no matter what.

Rooney also has a very stable/grounding aura when you get to know them. They tend to make people feel safe (when not kicking their ass) and give dope hugs.

VERY LOYAL. Their loyalty is difficult to gain, but very hard to lose. You've got a partner for life in Rooney.

Kicks major ass.

Rooney is a huge nerd. They love model ships and motorcycles, and can infodump about those two subjects for hours if you want.

In a relationship, Rooney can be a playful flirt. They're also very sentimental and devoted, letting you know how much they care.

CONS

EXTREMELY STUBBORN. If Rooney has decided on something, good luck getting them to change their mind.

Your chance for dying probably goes up like a 100%. Rooney is a magnet for trouble, and if you're there when trouble comes around, uh oh.

Rooney does have trust issues and can be guarded. They're not very open about the details of their past, especially regarding the Unification War and their family.

They hold themself to an insanely high standard. Rooney is their own worst critic and a perfectionist.

Rooney will refuse to acknowledge that they might need to take a break. Doesn't matter if they are on death's door, Rooney will keep going, no matter what anyone says.

They are freakishly quiet, meaning there is a good chance they'll sneak up on you by accident frequently.

Can't drive for shit, except motorcycles. Rooney is a terrible driver, like 'you should not have a license' level of terrible. Once attempted to drive a car up a cliff and succeeded.

EXTRAS

A big tea drinker. Their favorite flavor is cinnamon.

Lover of Hot Sauce. (If you want to share food, you'll need to take some before Rooney dumps it all over their food.)

Has a bad case of RBF and can seem intimidating at first.

Willing to teach you how to drive a motorcycle.

Also willing to teach you how to fight and use a variety of weapons.

Has a hamster named Shepard Jr.

Character playlist!

Tagging (Opt In/Out): @bbrocklesnar, @alexxmason, @sergeiravenov, @voidika, @chyrstis,

@tommyarashikage, @clicheantagonist, @socially-awkward-skeleton, @strangefable, @cassietrn,

@katsigian, @captastra, @cloudofbutterflies92, @confidentandgood, @roofgeese,

@wanderingaldecaldo, @g0dspeeed

[glitchinginthegarden]

OC Smash Or Pass

I'm doing another one because I can. No pressure tagging: @matapang-coffee, @totentnz, @perhapsrampancy, @hiighborg

RULES: pretty self explanatory. include physical descriptions or pics, and propaganda. the “other” label can be used for “sexuality misalignment” (ie: oc is femme and you’re gay, vice versa or you aren’t into smashing but a specific thing you wanna do with them like perhaps hug or study them under a microscope idc).

A/S/L (or something)

Full Name: Virgil "Gil" Vickerström / changed to Gil Vickers in 2071

Age: 35

Height: 6'5 / 196cm

Eyes: Cloud gray Kiroshis, naturally brown

Hair: Teal/phthalo green 'hawk, dirty blonde sides/roots (sometimes dyes his short hairs for fun)

Gender: Cis man

Pronouns: He/Him

Sexuality: Bisexual

Pros +

LORGE. In every way. Yes, that way too.

Polite AF. Gil grew up corpo and a lot of the etiquette he had drilled into him during that time stuck. He says his "please" and "thank you"s, is usually the first to offer a handshake, holds doors open for others, will carry your groceries, etc etc.

Generally just a flat out good dude.

Extremely laid back, friendly, chill - to the point that it makes some people wary of him because they think it's not genuine. He is guilty of using this to his advantage if the situation calls for it though.

Grade A cuddler. You will never be cold, you will always have ample tits to rest your weary head upon, and he's content to spend an entire day like that.

Cons -

He participates in street fights at least one or two nights every week. He will come back bloody and bruised and possibly in need of stitches. And he will be thrilled about it. He will not ask for anything from you in tending to these wounds.

Watson's local ('ganic) weed man. If you don't like the dank, this ain't gonna work. He used to deal hard drugs too but stopped years ago.

Drives a candy grape panel van (or in-universe a Mahir Supron) and has no interest in upgrading his wheels.

His laid-back attitude can sometimes make his partners feel as though he's not invested.

He takes a loooong time to actually open up to someone. If you want more than a quick romp, he takes work.

Can "flip a switch" when he needs to be cold/ruthless/etc. Putting this in cons because it's jarring and borderline unhealthy (thanks, Arasaka).

Extra Propaganda

Most commonly seen in an open pink bathrobe, boxers, and nothing else. Will run errands like this. Take that as you will.

Connections out the wazoo. If you need something, he either has it or knows who does.

Extrovert and well practiced in carrying introverts through social situations.

Most things are low stakes to him. He's not the type to get upset or take it personally if someone turns him down for anything. Very "go with the flow".

Ex-hit man. If you need someone gone in Night City, he'll have it done in a week, max, but it'll cost you.

Likes to feel useful and that extends to bedroom. He's very service forward. Ultimately, an absolute switch though.

Good luck getting him to keep a shirt on.

[disaster-husbun]

OC Smash or Pass: Cain Starlight

Nobody tagged me I just really want to do one lol

Tagging @adina--astra and Anyone who hasn't done it yet but wants to

Rules: pretty self explanatory. include physical descriptions or pics, and propaganda. the “other” label can be used for “sexuality misalignment” (ie: oc is femme and you’re gay, vice versa or you aren’t into smashing but a specific thing you wanna do with them like perhaps hug or study them under a microscope idc).

ABOUT:

height: 2,12m / 6'11

age: 43

gender: cis male

pronouns: he/him

sexuality: Bisexual

PROS:

Outgoing. Bright, warm personality, Cain likes meeting people, making conversation and new friends, and trading stories.

Good listener. If you need someone to hear you out, a shoulder to cry on, or share your excitement, he's there for you. "Those ears aren't just for show"

Bartender. If you want a drink, alcoholic or not, he can put together something tailored to your tastes.

Alchemist. Hungover? Cold? Stressed? Cain can make something for it. Need dyes and paints? Those are his favorite to make.

Open to new things. Cain will try anything at least once before he decides he likes it or not, and he's always happy to learn more about anything.

CONS:

Shady dealings. Cain will take on any job request, and he is more than willing to overlook anything illegal if it pays well.

Debt. He owes a lot of money to a lot of people. It's not unusual for some of them to come knocking to collect, and not all of them are nice about it.

Closed off. While he's open to to talk and make friends, he'll keep his own life very close to his chest. Not one to talk about the past, he'll usually deflect the conversation back to yourself or other topics.

Addiction. The main source of his debts.

MISC:

Born blind. Cain's aether doesn't flow properly in his body, and without specialty medication he's completely blind. Glasses help make up for the rest of it even with medication. That same medicine causes his eyes to glow.

Aetherically short-sighted. He can only feel aether very close to himself, and needs to touch anything he wants to get a reading off. It's easy to catch him off guard with any spells until when they are about to hit.

Smoker. For some a con, for some neutral (or even a pro), Cain's aether medication is taken through smoking, and he can be regularly seen with a pipe.

Piercings all thought his body, including snake bites, nipples, and jacob's ladder.

Night's out. He'd rather go out than stay at home. Be it a nightclub, a tavern, or even a quiet stroll through the streets. If you like dates, hangouts, and going out, he's your guy. But if you're looking for a domestic experience Cain might not be what you're looking for.

City boy. If you drop him in the wilderness, he'd be helpless. He doesn't know survival skills like hunting, making shelter, or the sort. Best he can do is purify water to drink if he has his alchemy supplies.

Lover, not a fighter. Man can't hold his own in a fight. He knows which end of a dagger to hold, but his height is all he's got. If you want someone to protect you, look elsewhere, but if you like to do the protecting, he needs it.

SEXUALLY:

"Down for anything, as long as it's fun" is Cain's motto. A switch, he's very open to most things. He knows people often like him as the big tall Dom and he'll gladly play the role, but he very much also enjoys being a sub. You're in for a night of fun and having all your desires fulfilled.

ROMANTICALLY:

So used to putting up a show and reflecting other's expectations, he's adaptable to a fault. Drowning out his own preferences for the sake of making others happy, if you're trying to pursue a relationship with Cain, you might find he's more likely to fit to your wishes than his own. He'll tend to all your wants and your desires. But giving him the space to be himself is a battle he doesn't know how to fight, and you'll have to do it for him.

[zeebreezin]

OC SMASH OR PASS

Tagged by @esteemed-excellency !!

First image by @gmalaart ! Other two by me :)

Name: August Shaw

Age: 44~

Gender: Nonbinary but he’s getting revenge rn and doesn’t have time to consider that

Sexuality: Bisexual

📚Propaganda For:

You will never find a more dedicated partner!!

Very generous, great gift giver who will give you the world if you asked.

Surprisingly witty sense of humor once he’s comfortable with a person.

Enjoys both the fancy displays of formal romance and quiet nights in the house.

Will kill cops for you frequently.

Easy to fluster!!

Will learn about your hobbies and take interest in them.

Gives fantastic hugs.

Can be charming in a sweet, classically romantic way.

Open and honest communicator*.

Canonically spent all his Monstrous Anatomy on gains on modifying his tongue, mouth, and throat to help with speaking nonhuman languages. So in the bedroom…

♟️Propaganda??:

Flirtation is a lowkey game to him. Fluster Shaw badly and expect to receive the same in kind soon enough. Will get ‘revenge’. Switchiest motherfucker ever known because of this.

Will set himself on fire to keep you warm.

Is more than happy to play a ‘role’ for his partners, but his dedication to the bit can get uncanny.

Has a bit of a possessive streak, less so in the way of wanting someone to exclusively want him, though.

Known sleep cuddler. Supernatural forces seem to intervene to make sure his partners wake up with their nose in his chest.

Oh yeah, the juxtaposition between how cold and ruthless this guy is at work versus how tender he is with his partners.

👁️Propaganda Against:

God where do we start.

Baseline nightmare of 5 at any given day.

IPA-itis :(

Takes such bad care of himself, all the time. If you don’t step up he may work himself into the dirt.

The guiltiest man alive!! Will hold self blame for any conflict! Takes him ages to forgive himself for any transgression, even ones verbally resolved.

Concerningly forgiving of his partner’s flaws and behaviours, to the point of enabling and/or self destruction on his own end.

Tends to drink a bit too much, extremely sad drunk.

*is a great communicator when it comes to things he thinks need to be talked about. His own issues tend to stay under lock and key for far too long.

Constantly getting into shit. Will always make the time, but he does work two jobs and freelances on top of it. A busy man.

Wild complexes about his own desires, poetry, violin music, and the colour red.

Not 100% over his ex wife emotionally but they’re never getting back together.

Consider yourself tagged if you wanna do one of these :)

[coldshrugs]

OC Smash or Pass

Rules: pretty self explanatory. include physical descriptions or pics, and propaganda. the “other” label can be used for “sexuality misalignment” (ie: oc is femme and you’re gay, vice versa or you aren’t into smashing but a specific thing you wanna do with them like perhaps hug or study them under a microscope idc).

Thanks for tagging me @ghostwise :> 💗

I’ll tag @syrcus @scionshtola @lavampira @hythlodaes @lilas @galadae @bee-a-ts @abyssalmermaiden and anyone who’d like to join.

Io Laithe: The Propaganda

Quick Facts:

Height: 6'2 (plus ears)

Age: 36-37 in Dawntrail

Gender: cis woman

Pronouns: she/her

Sexuality: biromantic demisexual

Pros:

Flexible, literally and figuratively.

Comforting voice, whether speaking or singing.

Once she's comfortable, she doesn't take herself too seriously. Can be very funny.

Cares about her partner's needs and wants to make them happy.

L E G S

Gorgeous smile

Cons:

If you are a big boob enjoyer, sorry.

She's fine with silence, but that may be frustrating for others.

Struggles with anxiety.

Puts the needs of others before her own, maybe too often.

Large (nonsexual) bodycount (unless that's a pro for you, ofc)

Details:

Can play a few musical instruments.

Long and lean, toned muscle, strong arms and shoulders. Herbuild is influenced by archery and dance.

Not extremely confident, but that can be part of her charm factor.

Can be a bit oblivious to flirting. Not in a naive way, but she prefers to take people at face value.

Adventurous, not worried about being temporarily uncomfortable or dirty.

Prefers quiet displays of affection to large gestures

Sexually: versatile, playful. prefers soft, passionate encounters but doesn't mind being handled roughly. Likes an instruction, likes to tease and be teased.

Emotionally: needs a strong sense of connection to build attraction on. Prefers a stable commitment.

[hazelkjt]

Hazel Kha || SMASH or PASS

Rules: pretty self explanatory. include physical descriptions or pics, and propaganda. the “other” label can be used for “sexuality misalignment” (ie: oc is femme and you’re gay, vice versa or you aren’t into smashing but a specific thing you wanna do with them like perhaps hug or study them under a microscope idc).

Tagged by: @this-is-ris Once again I am late to the party so I'm pretty sure 99% of my mutuals are already tagged...but just to be safe! Tagging: @nolanel-corbeaux, @the-white-snake, @sae-mian, @hinganskies, and @cindernet-explorer

Quick Facts:

Height: 6'4" (193cm)

Age: 24 as of the start of Dawntrail

Gender: CIS Woman

Pronouns: She/Her

Sexuality: Bisexual

Pros:

Very openly loyal and affectionate

Highly active and energetic, but still appreciates the quiet moments

LOVES the outdoors, especially the ocean. Any kind of outside activity she will be down for, but specifically hunting and swimming.

Very confident and proud, will do her absolute best to make sure you are happy and proud of yourself as well

Avid reader, enjoys both reading together and reading to you

Good cook, as long as you can handle spice and heat

Cons:

Little to no actual romantic experience and no confidence in being a good partner.

Tendency to jump to conclusions, which can lead to jealousy driven misunderstandings.

Snores INCREDIBLY LOUDLY.

Short temper and holds petty grudges for a long time.

Put her partner's well-being and happiness above everything about herself.

Bottles up all her worries and doubts, has trouble being open about her problems.

Sense of pride is paradoxically strong yet flimsy, specific hits to her ego can land very hard.

Misc. Details:

A morning person, gets up very early to practice and stay in shape. Will try to drag you into her workouts if you let her.

A very competitive person who enjoys all forms of competition.

Curious by nature and very in tune with her heritage. Will always be willing to share about the Kha tribe and will naturally want to know about who you are as well.

Very hygienic and cares a lot about her appearance. A bit of a fashionista who has a variety of outfits, she dyes the ends of her hair red to pay homage to the Kha tribe.

SEXUALLY very much a sub and extremely vanilla in terms of kinks. From her lack of relationship experience she isn't confident in taking the lead in any sort of sexual act. Even beyond that she wants to do whatever she can to please her partner, so they get to be the ones in charge. It takes a long time for her to open up to anything sexual however, even after being in a serious relationship for a while.

ROMANTICALLY Hazel is very affectionate and sort of clingy. She's not overly picky with certain activities or dates. As long as she's doing something with them she'll be happy. Beyond that, her love language is all over the place. Pet names/nicknames, PDA (specifically wrapping her tail around you), flirty compliments, gifts, just about everything is on the table.

[simplegenius042]

Late WIP Wednesday, OC NSFW Sheet & OC SMASH or PASS Poll

Tagged by @imogenkol

Tagging @direwombat @spookyrares @derelictheretic @inafieldofdaisies @socially-awkward-skeleton @noodlecupcakes @voidika @cassietrn @adelaidedrubman @aceghosts @josephseedismyfather @icecutioner @shallow-gravy @strangefable @statichvm @cloudofbutterflies92 @carlosoliveiraa @wrathfulrook @starsandskies @ladyoriza @la-grosse-patate @minilev @thewanderer-000 @omen-speaker @justasmolbard @alypink @shellibisshe @josephslittledeputy @skoll-sun-eater @g0dspeeed @afarcryfrommymain @strafethesesinners @turbo-virgins @softtidesworld @florbelles and @yokobai + anyone else who want to join.

WIP Wednesday for my Fallout series A Radioactive Calamity Of Love, Bombs & Gore and an NSFW sheet + an OC SMASH or PASS poll for Silva's half-sister Elsa Omar from The Silver Chronicles. Read and decide under the cut:

Got a snippet from my Fallout series A Radioactive Calamity Of Love, Bombs & Gore, specifically my FO3 WIP. Amata awakes from a nightmare, and unfortunately Alph isn't present to comfort her. Although things are tense between her and her fellow travel companion Ress, things are surprisingly undisturbed between them. Read below:

Amata awoke with a startle, chest heaving as she looked around the trailer for her tormentors. She expected the cold, disappointed gaze of her father glaring down at her, or perhaps Stevie Mack sadistic grin, or feel the hungry, prying hands of the Andale families that he dropped her into.

Finding neither men nor the vile family, she flopped back onto the dirty mattress as she covered her face, trying to take calming breaths as the terror regressed from the corners of her mind.

She felt hot, hair and forehead damp with sweat, shirt clinging to her body like wet toilet paper.

She glanced at the trailer's square windows, only seeing the dark sky, no sun in sight.

She frowned and brought her pip-boy to her face. The faded green light of the screen was enough to make her tired eyes squint as they adjusted. She noted that it was early in the morning, early enough that the sun wouldn't be up for another five or so hours.

Amata huffed as she brought the screen away from her face. She glanced to the exposed doorway to see Ress laying on top of the picnic table she dragged over. Amata noted the shades the Bishop woman adorned to her face, and shoved away the thought questioning why she'd where them in the dark.

The woman hardly made much sense to Amata; from her unnatural platinum blonde hair to her arrogant, apathetic attitude to the incredulous impossibility of her abilities of unknown origin. Amata learned radiation could do many things, and she knew manipulating energy could not be one of them.

And yet, she's helping me look for Alph, Amata reminded herself. She still couldn't figure out why Ress would go out of her way of helping her, considering her previous words some time after she held them hostage as her guides.

She shook her head, clearing those thoughts. Regardless of whatever reason Ress possessed to aid her, Amata was glad that she had some powerful protection against the hostility of the Capital Wasteland.

The shootout between the raiders and super mutants from yesterday being the most fresh example on her mind.

Amata debated on whether she should return to sleep or not. Usually she'd seek out Alph whenever she had a nightmare, dating back to when they were kids inside the Vault. Simpler days... easier days.

But Alph isn't here right now, she grimly remembered, He's in a hub full of those fucking slavers. All because he put my safety above his own.

That was quite a pattern Amata seemed to be repeating; finding herself in some trouble and then needing to be protected and saved. Like with Springvale, like with Andale, and recently Evergreen Mill.

This time, neither her nor Alph had Ress to bail them out at the time. And now Alph was suffering the consequences of her inadequacy.

Knowing she'd find no peace in her slumber, she instead decided to get up to get some fresh air.

Ress' resting spot just happened to be where she needed to get said fresh air.

Ress didn't immediately acknowledge Amata, though the younger of the two wasn't foolish to believe she just didn't hear the vaultie.

Amata exhaled into the cold air as she pretended to admire the morning sky, although a morning sky was better than no sky in her opinion.

"Rough sleep?" Ress inquired from where she laid on the table, head tilted towards Amata's direction.

A breeze brushed past, the chill causing a shiver to wash over Amata's body. Regretting leaving her jacket in the trailer, she answers Ress with a nod and murmur.

Amata saw that Ress nodded slowly, one expensive slacks tapping against the other. "Bad dreams?" She guessed, though not unsurprising to Amata.

"Yeah," Amata said lowly, rubbing her hands together as she tried to generate enough heat to support her entire body. She didn't exactly want to talk to Ress about it, even if she was seeking at least another's presence.

Ress leaned up, left fingers suavely taking her shades off. Her piercing blue eyes focused on Amata, before breaking the focus to brush her hand over her long hair.

Tapping the hilt of her slacks against the table leg, and smacked her lips together. Amata had noted that Ress was taking time in piecing her words together this time.

"The Capital Wasteland sure is something," Ress began, wringing her wrists, "Chaotic and hostile and full of conflict."

Amata only nodded along, both out of habit and having learned from experience the Wasteland's environment.

"Though this place is only a corner of the world," Ress stated, "My brother's been all over the states. Contrary to what you vaulties may believe, the country isn't actually like this."

She gestured to west, a twinkle in those blue eyes, "California's developed a new republic that's been around as long as Ore has been."

She gestured north, Amata followed the direction obediently, "Boston's apparently doing quite well compared to the likes of Orleans and Oklahoma. Not thriving like California but certainly not a dead zone like our neighbor West Virginia."

Amata listened closely, absorbing what little information she could infer from Ress' words, "This may be one of the less appealing areas, I know, but once you find your way to other states, it'll be like this place to be another passing memory."

Amata scrunched her face, though she wasn't entirely discomforted by Ress words.

"Whether my word means anything or not, I just want to make sure you know one thing right here, right now," Ress says as she stares into Amata's caught gaze, "I won't let you down. I'll get Alph back for you, alive and in one piece."

Here's my Captain of Security Ezekiel's NSFW Chart that no one asked for. Be sure to see the information of his mutual lover in the SMASH OR PASS section too:

SMASH OR PASS

RULES: pretty self explanatory. include physical descriptions or pics, and propaganda. the “other” label can be used for “sexuality misalignment” (ie: oc is femme and you’re gay, vice versa or you aren’t into smashing but a specific thing you wanna do with them like perhaps hug or study them under a microscope idc).

ELSA OMAR (THE SILVER CHRONICLES)

[NOTE: Elsa is supposed to have natural blonde hair, something she inherited from her father, Adam Omar (for better or worse considering how shitty of a person he is)]

QUICK FACTS:

HEIGHT: Around 5'5.

Age: 25 (if she was alive in 2018)

Gender: Female

Pronouns: She/Her

Sexuality: Polyamorous Bisexual

PROS:

Elsa's got a successful business in floristry and is very well-off (which may or may not involve her less-talked about methods of attaining finance).

Dominant Feminine Aura radiates from her.

You want affection? Don't bother saying what type she'll give you it all.

She's a flirt, a wooer, a love-bomber and just about knows all the ways to court you like a gentlewoman (and get you hot and bothered... as well as wrap you around her finger).

Actual comedian (potentially learned from one of her financial gigs?).

Knows all the dirt on everyone and the hottest gossip (hot out of the oven kind of gossip).

You want to try scary new things? She also wants to try scary new things.

Quite an intelligent, cunning adapter.

Social etiquette and fashion queen and occasional rule-breaker (but no one can prove it).

Bisexual goddess honestly.

Very experienced in the bedroom, so rest assured you're in good hands if you've got none. She'll be gentle, don't worry. (And if you like rough, rest assured, in spite of her medical condition with her bones, Elsa HAS creatively found many ways around that which can satisfy both of your wants for a little roughness).

She's got connections. Legal trouble? She's got her godsend lawyer pal Gavin Turquoise to bust you out of court swiftly and cleanly. Social reputation under fire? She'll endorse you and shame the non-believers. Being messed around with by some punks? Ningún problema, she's got her older hermana Silva who'd do anything for her litter sister.

Fun aunt so if you have any nephews/nieces she can give you a hand.

Wine aunt (also knows all the good alcohol).

PDA and compliment dependent.

If you're wanting to go up and talk to her but are intimidated by the sheer elegance and divinity of this walking goddess, no need to worry, you've got the ultimate encouraging wingman who's got your back... her boyfriend! (Ezekiel, if he's around, who've you recently read some intimate info above. His kinks can be a window to what she's also into).

"They ordered no pickles!" kind of girlfriend.

Will punch a jerk for you (avoidance of this is highly recommended though).

She'll accept you as you are, and will accept whatever changes you go through too.

Expect to be roped in some prank wars with her and Ezekiel.

100% okay with being friends with benefits or a one-night stand. You don't have to pursue a romantic relationship.

CONS:

Okay now time for the tough to swallow shit.

Dating Elsa is asking for a lot of trust issues, questions over the genuineness of her love towards you and her manipulative, multi-masked, self-centered selfishness, and egotistical bullshit.

Elsa is someone who pretends to be one way with you and another with others.

It may not be obvious, but Elsa craves attention, and wants to fuel more of her inflated ego, and will use you as a way to get that (okay, but that is legitimately Adam's fault right there, with his parental favoritism of Elsa over Silva. Yeah she knew he was a dangerous monster of a man and the shittiest person alive, but spending almost two decades with the man, Silva's presence and absence notwithstanding, will have affects especially when her strongest moral compass wasn't present to protect and nurture her, albeit not by choice).

Just because you may be amongst her lovers, does not mean your value goes above her family (Silva and Persephone), but if you're lucky enough you may end up amongst Ezekiel's level of importance to Elsa.

Elsa may be doing illegal shit and there is a chance she might frame you for it (if only to avoid being scolded by a disappointed Silva. Like if she went to prison, she'd be fine, it's just Silva's approval and her dependence on Elsa is not something Elsa is willing to compromise). But she generally doesn't do that with people she likes (those she dislikes on the other hand...)

Elsa's impulsive daredevil shenanigans are extremely stressful to deal with considering the severity of her physical condition.

Much like her older sister, Elsa will not talk about her past, and will outright fabricate a non-existent one without hesitation.

Probably knows therapy exists but chooses not to go because she doesn't believe she needs it.

Knowing Elsa may put a target on your back (whether it be the Congregation of Adam's Guard or whoever she's pissed off now).

Girl will gaslight, gatekeep and girlboss her way out of the "be a nicer and more considerate person" even if it's to you. You cannot “fix her”, she’s happy as is.

Toxic. Silva is 100% unaware of this fact (as far as she knows her little sister is just a little troublesome at times) and Elsa intends on keeping it that way.

If you're rich or influential (like say... Joseph Seed), she will one-hundred percent scheme a way to either steal the inheritance (which may or may not involve murder) or take your power for herself, all through the art of seduction, deception and backstabbing.

Either-Either

She doesn't want kids. Or to raise one either. She helps Silva with Persephone because that's how much they mean to her. Though she can tolerate being a babysitter and aunt-figure, actual motherhood is a no-go, not just because she can't have kids herself (a personal choice of hers), but because she's generally disinterested in the idea of raising children. Motherhood, or parenthood in general, is something she mostly doesn't want to be associated with, which is perfectly fine (unless you want kids and have managed to achieve a long-lasting relationship with Elsa).

She's not interested in marriage either. The idea of, in her own eyes, being tied down in any shape or form is something she deeply resents, especially if it's overlooked by an authoritative force that declares it official (either it be lawful or religion). Perhaps that's one of the reasons she has an affinity towards Ezekiel, as they share similar ideals with one another. He's just more chill and down-to-Earth.

Open Relationship; she's not tied down with you and you're not tied down with her. Cool for those who don't want to be restricted to just a relationship with her but not so much for those seeking a closed relationship.

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[neathyingenue]

OC SMASH OR PASS

Rules: pretty self explanatory. include physical descriptions or pics, and propaganda. the “other” label can be used for “sexuality misalignment” (ie: oc is femme and you’re gay, vice versa or you aren’t into smashing but a specific thing you wanna do with them like perhaps hug or study them under a microscope idc).

Thanks for tagging me for this @viric-dreams and @the-dye-stained-socialite --and thanks for your patience now that i can finally get to it!

Silvia Salcedo, the Radical Sonneteer

Age: 23

Gender: Woman (she/they)

Sexuality: extremely alloromantic lesbian

middle image by the incomparable @the-clay-quarters // now featuring cool wax wind scars >:p

✅Pros:

a femme-inineomenon! great fashion sense, luxurious hair she'd love for you to touch (body hair too!!)

super switchy--can be high-handed and demanding, or sweet and obliging; opinionated always. will sub, dom, give, or receive, especially enjoys service topping and power bottoming; will try to turn the tables at least once during your encounter

ticklish and squirmy

makes you feel like you're doing an amazing job, either with direct praise or just her reactions

there is no escape from the big brown eyes

will call you cute things in Spanish

devotedly administers aftercare <3

😐Beige flags:

lesbian and not into fellas

partnered (against all odds)

won't fuck anyone who is also fucking one of her father figures 💀

🚩Cons:

extremely unchill: high-strung, nervy, will not fucking shut up

WILL fall in love with you for a week if she's fucked you. after that week she'll be fine but it'll be awkward in the meantime

will probably cry post coitus

clingy

not yet comfortable in her polyamory

low standards. If she lets you hit it, that's not much of an accomplishment!

will subject you to a rant about whatever story her newspaper is working on (usually mediocre reviews of mediocre plays)

she's just kind of a loser idk you guys

[illarian-rambling]

Thanks for the @thecomfywriter and @cain-e-brookman!

OC Smash or Pass: Astra DuClaire

Age: 25

Folk: Human, mixed race Shuari and Skyrlander

Height: 5'1"

Sexuality: demisexual, biromantic

Appearance: Standing short and curvy, Astra has a certain swagger about her. Maybe it's the gaudy, carnival-esque coat she wears with such confidence, maybe it's the loud makeup, or maybe it's her muddy boots she puts on every table. Either way, eyes don't easily pass over her. She has black, 3A hair with a white streak and light brown skin. Her eyes are blue, and one is a slightly grayer shade than the other. She also has vitiligo. Her face is very expressive.

Pros:

A magical mechanic by trade, Astra loves tinkering and is constantly giving gifts in the form of runic contraptions. She shows her affection by fixing things or making devices to help people with their specific problems. Date her long enough, and your house will be filled with homemade fireworks and metal flowers that open and close. (And probably some bombs too, just for funsies)

You'll find no fiercer partner in all of Illaros. Astra is the ultimate ride-or-die, and that means your problems are hers too. She'll stand up to anyone on your behalf. Big "He asked for no pickles!" energy. That doesn't mean she will always be unquestioning of your motives, but she will always help you out.

She's a very physically and verbally affectionate person. If Astra loves you, she'll make sure you know. You'll probably get a cute nickname, and she's constantly giving hugs or kisses or wanting to sit practically on top of you. She will always respect your boundaries, though, as she expects you to respect hers as someone on the ace-spectrum.

Cons:

When dating a witch, it's par for the course that she's gonna get very wrapped up in her work sometimes. She's pretty adhd, so once a project has its claws in her, you might not see her for a few days at a time.

Astra is the queen of being argumentative. Around loved ones, she knows to keep things at a friendly debate level, but that doesn't mean she doesn't slip up sometimes. When she's especially incensed, she frequently says things she doesn't mean.

For all her smarts, she can be damn oblivious sometimes. You will probably have to be the one to confess because chances are she has no idea she has feelings for you. She's also really bad with indirect communication. If you're upset about something, you have to say it explicitly.

I'll tag @sableglass @seastarblue @aesthetic-writer18 @viscerawrites @writingamongther0ses and anyone else who wants to play :)

[crownedinmarigolds]

OC Smash or Pass - Khloe Osborne

Ahh the wonderful @ineed-to-sleep tagged me this time for the Smash or Pass game, and since I've already posted Noa's poll, now I'll do Khloe's!

BASICS:

Full name: Khloe Mariah Osborne (Khlo or Khloworm for friends!)

Age: As of 2024 Khloe is 31, but she was Embraced at 29!

Height: 5'5"!

Eyes: Hazel

Gender: Cis Lady!

Pronouns: She/Her

Sexuality: Your Bisexual Queen Khloe

PROS:

Thinblood Vampire, so she gets some cool vampire benefits and is also very lifelike so we don't have to deal with the "undead body getting things ready" issue.

Extremely ride or die, very loyal and wouldn't betray you even if it means putting herself to the sword.

She's down for just about anything if you're an enthusiastic enough partner.

Very responsible and considerate, thinks about your needs and loves you being satisfied. She's happily a switch and is not locked into one position. Any part you want her to play, she'll play it.

CONS:

Thinblood Vampire, so she gets all the bad vampire side effects without the super SUPER cool extra powers.

Has a whole coterie behind her that is also ride or die for Khloe so if you're a heartbreaker then watch your back!

Kind of helping figurehead a full on resistance to Fullblood vampires in ATL so you MAY be in danger so like just be aware....

OVERTHINKER.

Has a helicopter sire.

[mysticstarlightduck]

OC Smash or Pass!

Thanks for tagging me @the-golden-comet (here)! Imma give y'all a tough choice with this one (:

Dylan Millihan

Info/facts:

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Straight

Age: 23

Occupation: Medical school dropout (had to quit college to take legal guardianship of his sister after their toxic grandmother died of a heart attack and left nothing but debt in their name), now works 3 jobs - security guard at a lake resort, delivery driver and warehouse loader.

Personality Type: ISTP, Introvert, 6w5

Appearance: Tall and handsome, Dylan is very athletic and works out a lot. He has medium to long hazel hair that usually frames his face in soft waves, and has tan white skin. His eyes are dark brown, and he doesn't smile often, being a really serious person, but when he does smile, he really means it. He usually wears long-sleeved button-up shirts, usually not buttoned up fully and usually in dark grey or graphite black, simple jeans and converse sneakers. He is 5'10'', or around 180cm.

Pronouns: He/Him

Pros:

Very loyal and protective, ride-or-die even to a fault - he always makes sure his loved ones are okay before even thinking about himself. While his cold or gruff exterior may lead some to think he doesn't care at all about anyone other than himself, that couldn't be farther from the actual truth. Dylan cares a lot, even if in a "hey, take care of yourself, you damn idiot" way - he usually expresses his care in actions rather than in words, and may have a hard time verbally expressing his true feelings.

Calm, practical, and efficient. Dylan knows how to handle high-pressure situations really well and can navigate dangers with ease without batting an eye. He tends to be rather unflappable when it comes to most trials and tends to face problems head-on rather than avoid them, so he is definitely a go-to person if you are in trouble or need some kind of help.

Responsible and hardworking, will always make sure things are going smoothly and knows how to make the best out of a situation despite his outwardly pessimistic outlook.

Loves music, especially folk-pop, and always has a playlist playing in the background, be it on a speaker, on the radio or on headphones. This means that the environment around him tends to be lively despite the fact that he is really quiet.

Is actually a really good listener and despite his often harsh or distant attitude, actually gives some pretty good advice when he wants to, and knows when to just stay quiet and let someone vent.

Loves cuddles but precious few people are close enough in his emotional circle to warrant that level of trust. You'd probably need to spend a lot of time developing your relationship but it would be 100% worth it.

Gives the best gifts, actually.

Cons:

Dylan tends to be very aloof and guarded, typically keeping others at arm's length because he assumes everyone is already judging him and/or has a hidden agenda. This also makes him someone who is very reserved and feels awkward at social gatherings, making him quite a bit difficult to get close to.

Can be strong-willed to the point of board-headed stubbornness, especially when something causes his emotional wounds to cloud his judgment. When angry has a rather pessimistic outlook, especially about himself and how his life is going.

Has a rather blunt personality and while this has a good side, as he says things as they truthfully are and doesn't mince words in a time of need, this can also make him unintentionally sound more callous or come off sharper than he intended to.

Tends to bottle up his feelings behind a "Yeah, I'm fine," and "I said I would handle it!" facade because he thinks he needs to handle everything himself but that just means he shoves his emotions into a box like a pressure cooker and that isn't a really healthy way to handle problems. Still thinks vulnerability is a threat to his and his loved ones' safety and thinks he needs to act accordingly.

Tagging (gently): @sleepy-night-child, @kaylinalexanderbooks, @smol-feralgremlin, @wyked-ao3, @topazadine @littleladymab,

@winterandwords, @eccaiia, @sarahlizziewrites, @illarian-rambling

@agirlandherquill, @anoelleart, @ray-writes-n-shit

@writernopal, @anyablackwood, @unstablewifiaccess, @forthesanityofstorytellers

@i-can-even-burn-salad, @cakeinthevoid @thecomfywriter

@thepeculiarbird, @clairelsonao3, @memento-morri-writes, @starlit-hopes-and-dreams @amaiguri

@cherrychiplip @thecomfywriter @thelovelymachinery @bookwormclover

@differentnighttale, @leahnardo-da-veggie

[calamity-calliope]

OC SMASH OR PASS

(jumping on this bandwagon just because) [Thanks @zeebreezin ]

Middle image by @feivelynart. Seriously, go check them out!

Name: Johnathan Morholt Certsey

Age: 40

Gender: Male

Sexuality: Honestly who even knows

☘ Propaganda for:

He is a pawnbroker

Accomplished calliopist - loves playing with and for others

Very lively fellow, and you can count on that day or night.

Just generally spirited and joyful, hardly seen without a smile or a positive attitude

Catfish-shaped <3

Calls you "deary"

Knows many a good zee-ztory, as has no objections to telling them

excellent cook!

Lives and breathes the zee, loves a good adventure on-board with 90-foot flash schooner Calamity!

Fun uncle energy all day every day

Protective of his friends (he would kick ass for you)

Made to cuddle. Loves to give warm hugs.

Whistles jaunty little tunes when he's busy, and you bet he loves to dance

Likes holding hands (his hands are warm)

Embraces eccentricity, and likewise embraces fellow eccentrics

Bookworm

WILL share his big coat you if you are cold

Wouldn't be caught dead being unfaithful in a relationship and works with his other to keep it healthy and meaningful - respecting boundaries when needed.

🤔 ??? propaganda:

Bataireacht practitioner, and he carries his shillelagh with him everywhere. It's his version of a bedside spear.

Sometimes irritatingly curious. If you have antiques and/or a unique, expect that he'll ask about them

He snores 💀

Notable for inadvertently getting himself into troublesome situations. He is generally good at escaping these, but it's a bad habit.

Whatever the Victorian England equivalent of that one family member who disappears into a Yankee Candle and emerges four hours later with $150 worth of candles is.

Sweet-looking for sure but he has one hell of a sailor mouth.

🧨 Propaganda against:

He is a pawnbroker

Has a communication issue - and not in the relational sense. New English speaker who has spoken Gaeilge (Irish) his entire life and you would probably have an easier time reading Finnegan's Wake. To fix this he's learning German!!

Has never been in a full-commitment romantic relationship before

For all of his cheerfulness, he's undeniably suspicious

It's the sun-cult stuff

Carries about him all the faux innocence of a man who has killed, and is bound to kill again

Often out on unspecified business. Several of his clients happen to be located at various places across the zee. It's no whaling journey, but expect him to be gone for months at a time

Not a quick problem solver- the bigger the problem, the more time he needs to think on it, during which the issue tends to worsen.

Sometimes the nightmares get to him.

Very minor but he smells a tad bit like bilgewater

Postage enthusiast, but in an accidentally creepy way. Known for sending vaguely threatening packages to strangers.

Very serious about his religion. Sometimes becomes lost in the bliss of it, and you wonder if this is the same man you knew before.

Straight-up serial killer vibes sometimes

Tagging those willing who haven't done it yet :)

[strafethesesinners]

OC Smash or Pass

Tagged by @orionlancasterr @blissfulalchemist @adelaidedrubman thank you so much loves!

rules: pretty self explanatory. include physical descriptions or pics, and propaganda. the “other” label can be used for “sexuality misalignment” (ie: oc is femme and you’re gay, vice versa or you aren’t into smashing but a specific thing you wanna do with them like perhaps hug or study them under a microscope idc).

art by the amazing @iigo-art

Quick Facts

Full Name: Cooper Alexander McCoy

Age: 33 in his canon (2018), would be 39 in 2024 (born August 18, 1985)

Gender: Cis male, he/him pronouns

Sexuality: bisexual

Height/Weight: 6’4” (193.04 cm), ~250lbs (113.40 kg)

Features: curly blond hair, light grayish blue eyes, muscly, multiple tattoos, suntanned, dimples.

Pros

🤠 charming, kind and happy most of the time

🤠 Always up for adventure; very spontaneous

🤠 is a great cook and loves making food for others.

🤠 Great in bed

🤠 Strong. Can lift anybody up.

🤠 Works out but won’t make you do it with him.

🤠 Skilled in MMA and wrestling (will beat someone up for you within reason.)

🤠 cowboy.

🤠 Mysteriously always has cash for things.

Cons

😈 is literally a wanted criminal pretending to be a law enforcement officer.

😈 not very clever. Be ready to explain things to him several times as he zones out.

😈 Easily distracted and has an extremely short attention span.

😈 very much into weed, psychedelics, cocaine, and alcohol.

😈 likes to party all night and will be a big baby about his hangover the next day.

😈 gets angry quickly (but also calms down fairly quickly too).

😈 likes fighting a little too much.

😈 Arrogant and stubborn as hell

😈 smoker.

😈blond guy.

Tagging @unleashed111 @deputyash @stannussy @derelictheretic @purplehairsecretlair @strangefable @direwombat @socially-awkward-skeleton @ruvviks @josephseedismyfather @josephslittledeputy @henbased @cassietrn @voidbuggg @g0dspeeed @florbelles @transcaster @perhapsrampancy @belorage @katsigian @inafieldofdaisies and whoever else wants to!

[elleryhart]

oc smash or pass

Tagged (ish) by @zeebreezin

Name: Ellery Hart Age: late 20s-early 30s they just don't know Gender: nah (egg. has not cracked. that's a guy.) Sexuality: bisexual

Propaganda for:

is a freak, if you're into that

very polite, all things considered

very eager to please

will do almost anything you ask to the best of their ability

generous and enthusiastic partner

Propaganda ???:

a freak

also will be getting more monstrous. in the middle category because I don't know your life

will bite

other partners include: woman who is friends with everyone, enby who has problems, creature who breaks into people's houses to help them, man who canonically killed them

Propaganda against:

is. kinda a freak.

way too into the hunt

bad at communicating

does not take care of themself

will disappear for a week without saying anything and then when they come back you'll get a two sentence letter saying they died at zee but they're fine now

this weasel is all bones. sorry.