#DUA FOR COUPLE GETTING MARRIED

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Dua for Couple Getting Married - Qurani Payer

Sample duas for your wedding: “We are generally giving MY PERSONAL Dua administration, which is practical and intended for couples who need to get married. My partner and I check out frequently during my every night-out routine, and a few relate to adoration couples not ready. To obtain marriage reasons for a lot of your current issues, Inside the particular way, when I WORK WITH Dua…

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Dua For Getting Happy Married Life

Dua For Getting a Happy Married Life or for a peaceful married life can be used for a happy life with a husband. We will provide you dua for blessings in marriage. Life is a journey. It is full of hurdles, but one silver lining that always remains is finding your love. Few fortunate get the blessing of love. Give a mark of honor to your love through marriage. Marrying someone and making a happy…

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grammys - cs55 smau

summary: yn hard launches her relationship with carlos at the grammys

a/n: short n sweet thing i wrote during online class oops

faceclaim: sabrina carpenter

warnings: some suggestive stuff? nothing major

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yourusername blue is this season's color

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user7 gorgeous 😍

user19 she's at the grammys and you're not!

lilymhe blue is so your color💙

yourusername i love youuuu

user78 what is this crossover??

user2 you killed it👊🏼

user38 performance of the year <3

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sainzupdates carlos via instagram stories

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user1 Where is he going??

user32 people said they saw him at the grammys ???

user1 what the hell. what is he doing there?

user32 no clue

user84 when you are in a "who's the biggest carlos fan" fight but lando is your opponent

user7 what a hot man🥵

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ynupdates yn during her speech: "and lastly i want to thank my husband for being the inspiration behind many of my songs and putting up with me singing about our sex life. i love you"

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user25 HUSBAND?????? since WHEN???

user5 how can she be this beautiful? it should be illegal

user93 i need to know who was the inspiration for bed chem to thank them🙏🏼

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↪user3 you're a yn fan🫶🏼 taste

↪user84 i was gonna say you two should date but she just hard launched her marriage😭

↪alex_albon we stan a successful woman ♡liked by carlossainz55

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carlossainz55 my wife went home with two grammys and one smooth operator

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lando how could you do this to me😭😭 you are breaking my heart

yourusername you were at the wedding ???

carlossainz55 and you were my best man ???

lando i'll never recover from this betrayal

user98 this is crazy we didn't even know he was dating someone less alone MARRIED????

user52 and they are gatekeeping the wedding pictures i can't believe it💔

yourusername we'll share some soon don't worry😉

georgerussell63 tell her i'm obsessed with the album! me and carmen can't get enough and are eagerly waiting for the deluxe

yourusername i love you two❤️

user39 tom and zendaya, olivia and louis, dua and callum, yn and carlos...welcome back famous hot couples

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yourusername cause yall asked for it. here's to forever and always

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yourusername grammys afterparty

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carlossainz55 preciosa😍 te amo

yourusername i love you more🫶🏼🫶🏼

user18 i love how she's so committed to the new williams blue theme, she's one of us <3

user23 just realized she also wore blue while performing🥺

user8 we love a supportive couple

alexandrasaintmleux that dress🔥🔥

yourusername 😘

carlossainz55 it didn't stay on too long

yourusername CARLOS

carlossainz55 don't act shocked you are the one who wrote juno

user68 yn x carlos baby when?

user40 calm down we just found out about them today

lando i can tell by the pictures that carlos was really drunk

yourusername ngl we both were

carlossainz55 my wife won TWO GRAMMYS we had to celebrate

williamsracing as a great poet once said: blue is this season's color💙

yourusername 💪🏼💪🏼

[finelinevogue]

request for harry since the hrought has gone far too long i fear. okay but have you seen the pap photos of dua lipa and callum turner at a restaurant or of them in paris and they look like they’re in a romcom? i just thought idea would be great 🫂

worth the wait

omg omg yes yes!!! thank you so much for sending this in eeekkk!!!

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pairing - harry styles x gf!reader

Is Harry Styles finally settling down with childhood friend Y/N L/N?

“What are you reading?”

Harry walked through the balcony doors and onto the small terrace where you were reading the morning newspaper.

The morning was beautiful.

You and Harry had woken up in the romantic city of Paris. Your hotel room was on a quaint Parisian street and was high up enough to see the Eiffel Tower in the distance.

The little balcony was only big enough to store a garden table and two chairs, along with a couple of decorative plant pots. It was the perfect place to have a slow morning with your boyfriend.

“The morning newspaper.” You said as you ate your way through a croissant. Your cappuccino was half drunk and your glass of orange juice nearly finished.

“The newspaper? They still make those?” Harry joked.

“Harry, love. You are so out of touch with the world.”

He carefully shoved your head away from him in retaliation for your teasing.

He smelt like coconut and something sweet after his shower. His hair was still a little damp on the top and his cheeks still rosy from the heat of the bathroom.

Harry took a pastry for himself and poured out his own coffee.

The hotel service was amazing here but the food was even better. Last night you’d gotten back late from having dinner out and you were both in the mood for ice-cream. So you ordered ice-cream and the next thing you knew there was a knock at the door with a porter delivering a build-your-own ice-cream sundae.

“So listen to this…”

Harry took a bite out of his pastry but looked at you to let you know he was listening.

“Harry Styles is finally settling down to childhood friend Y/N. After 10 years of being together will the city of love finally be where Styles pops the all-important question?” You read from the newspaper and showed him the pictures the paps had taken of you two from last night.

“Right.” Harry nodded.

You popped the newspaper onto the table and sat back against the chair with your cappuccino. You raised an eyebrow at Harry.

“So…?” You asked.

“So what?”

“The all-important question? You thinking about it?” You prompted.

“You know the answer to that.”

Yes, you did.

You and Harry constantly talked about the big future ‘what-if’s’. Would you get married? Are you having children? Where do you want to settle? All your late night talks consisted of these little questions that felt so big.

Getting married was of course one of them and it was something that you brought up more often now that you’d been together for a decade.

Neither of you had felt like you had to rush your relationship into the next stage until you were both ready. The timing had never been right with Harry’s ridiculously busy schedule, but now… Now you had all the time in the world and you wondered what might be next.

“Okay.”

That’s all you said and you both left it at that.

Which is why you had the shock of your life the next day.

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“C’mon.” You laughed as you dragged Harry from the pavement and into the middle of the square.

The square was right beneath the Eiffel Tower, which was twinkling its lights every so often.

Loads of people had stopped to watch, clap along and even dance to this man that was playing the accordion. It was so very French.

Harry couldn’t say no to you of course.

You led him into the square and immediately started dancing with him. You stepped on his toes more times than you could count, and it was more of a swaying motion with some twirls rather than dancing.

It both made you laugh though.

You both kept smiling even when everyone banded together to form some formation and everyone started swapping dance partners. At one point Harry was dancing with an old man and you were dancing with a little girl.

Everyone cheered as the man finished playing.

It was late at night and the dancing had worn you out, but you still wanted a couple more moments to enjoy this happiness with Harry.

He led you to a set of steps that led down to a viewing platform for the Eiffel Tower. You sat near the top so you could see the twinkling lights of the city below. It was so beautiful.

The steps were wide enough for Harry to sit behind you on one, with you sitting between his legs against his chest. Harry’s arms draped over your shoulders to hold you close against him.

“That was so fun.” You were still laughing.

“I’m glad.” He kissed your cheek.

Harry hadn’t stopped smiling ever since you had started smiling, but that was usually the case.

“You feel inspired to make music like that?”

Harry laughed and you felt his body shake behind you, “I’ll never be half the musician that guy was.”

“Don’t be silly.” You pouter, turning to face him, “You’re the best musician I’ve ever heard.”

“You’re a little biased, my love. Hm?” He suggested.

You furrowed your eyebrows and shook your head in disagreement.

“You’re the best. End of.” You sealed your statement with a soft kiss to his lips, only quick because you and Harry were both super conscious about PDA. Not even just because of the paps, but more because you found overt displays of affection really cringe and awkward.

You turned back around to face the city.

Your hands went up to fiddle with Harry’s fingers. He had gotten into the style of taking off his rings recently, so his fingers were bare and bony.

“Y/N.”

“Mhm.”

“I have something to ask you.” Harry said, resting his chin on your shoulder so your cheeks were near each other. It was like he didn’t want anyone else catching wind of this conversation so he had to be as close as possible.

“Yeah? Oh, actually, if it’s anything to do with what to get me for Valentine’s day then no need. I’ve already added it to our Amazon basket, you just need to click buy.” You explained.

If Harry didn’t feel ready before then that comment of yours certainly sealed the deal.

“Will you marry me?”

Your head instantly shot around to face him, nearly taking him out in the process. Harry laughed when he saw the excitement on your face.

You just looked at him and locked eyes with his.

You wanted one final moment to look at him as you boyfriend before everything changed for the better.

Harry smiled at you apprehensively.

The city lights were reflecting in his eyes as he waited for your answer. He already knew - or at least hoped he knew - your answer, but hearing you say it was going to be even better.

You nodded your head softly before answering.

“Yeah.” You cleared your throat, “Yes! Yes! Of course. Yes I’ll marry you.”

You threw your arms around his neck in the twisted position you were sitting in. Harry chuckled against you as his whole body inflated with excitement and adoration over you saying yes. It was one thing to hear you talk about it hypothetically, but hearing it in the real moment was everything.

Your face buried into his neck and you left some kisses there, because you didn’t want to properly kiss him in the middle of Paris.

You untucked yourself after a minute or two.

“You finally asked.”

“Nearly ruined it yesterday morning when you were reading that ruddy newspaper.” Harry joked and you laughed in remembrance. You’d almost forgotten about that already, but now it would be part of the story.

“Did you always plan to ask me here?”

“Well you said you hated the dramatic proposals but you also didn’t want it to be just a passing comment. I thought Paris mixed with a quiet conversation would be kind of perfect?”

“It was. I mean it still is!”

“I love you. Thank you for being patient with me and waiting for me to ask.”

You’d had that conversation before as well. Harry was anxious that you’d grow tired of waiting for him and move on with someone else, but you would never. Could never. Your heart was always going to belong to his.

“You’ll always be worth the wait.”

“Likewise.”

You settled back into him, tucked against his body as you marvelled at the moment.

“We’re engaged.” You whispered, slightly in shock.

“I have a ring back at the hotel. Want to go get it?”

“No. Just a couple more minutes like this.”

Harry completely understood what you meant.

Both of your lives had been constant and rushed ever since the day you’d met, so when moments like this came along you both had learnt to appreciate to live in them a little longer. So you did.

[candiedstrwb]

baby  (  me  )  has  a  new  theme  &  new  muse  page  ,  soooo  i  thought  this  was  the  perfect  time  to  post  a  plotting  call  for  those  who  might  be  interested  in  writing  with  me  !  if  you  want  threads  with  someone  who  will  bombard  you  with  messages  abt  headcanons  (  i  have  never  shut  up  once  i  fear  )  ,  musings  (  i  am  constantly  spamming  @girlzstupid  )  ,  and  create  graphics  for  our  characters  (  photoshop  &  i  are  best  friends  !!  )  —  then  look  no  further  !  below  the  cut  you'll  find  a  list  of  wanted  faceclaims  ,  opposites  ,  &  plots  that  i  would  love  to  do  !  if  anything  catches  your  eye  please  give  this  post  a  like  and  i'll  message  you  !  this  is  for  mutuals  &  non  mutuals  ,  so  feel  free  to  like  this  even  if  we  have  threads  /  plots  happening  already  !

faceclaims  i’d  love  to  play  /  play  against  !

males  :  pedro  pascal  ,  joe  keery  ,  christopher  briney  ,  drew  starkey  ,  jonathan  daviss  ,  rudy  pankow  ,  alex  fitzalan  ,  dylan  o’brien  ,  nick  robinson  ,  jacob  elordi  ,  damson  idris  ,  archie  renaux  ,  manny  jacinto  ,  keith  powers  ,  charles  melton  ,  aron  piper  ,  michael  cimino  ,  paul  mescal  ,  harris  dickinson  ,  evan  mock  ,  vinnie  hacker  ,  nicholas  galitzine  ,  xolo  mariduena  ,  michael  evans  behling  ,  mat  barzal  ,  devin  craig  ,  &  steven  yeun

females  :  jennie  ,  aisha  potter  ,  havana  rose  liu  ,  zendaya  ,  rachel  sennott  ,  ayo  edebiri  ,  amandla  stenberg  ,  madison  bailey  ,  maia  reficco  ,  jamilla  strand  ,  leah  halton  ,  madelyn  cline  ,  greta  onieogou  ,  simone  ashley  ,  jenna  ortega  ,  lola  tung  ,  mikey  madison  ,  ryan  destiny  ,  cindy  kimberly  ,  savannah  lee  smith  ,  christina  nadin  ,  nailea  devora  ,  keke  palmer  ,  coco  jones  ,  laura  harrier  ,  dua  lipa  ,  &  halle  bailey 

this  list  isn’t  exhaustive  &  it’s  almost  one  hundred  percent  missing  some  of  my  faves  !!!

plots  i’d  love  to  do  !

tropes  i  love  :  fake  dating  ,  slow  burn  of  any  and  every  kind  ,  friends  to  lovers  (  bonus  points  if  they’re  childhood  friends  )  ,  hateships  ,  opposites  attract  ,  and  more  than  anything  i  love  ANGST  !!!!!

relationship  dynamics  i  die  for  :  high  school  sweethearts  who  fall  out  of  love  and  then  find  their  way  to  each  other  again  ,  a  rockstar  and  their  significant  other  ,  siblings’  best  friend  ,  divorced  couples  who  slowly  fall  in  love  again  (  bonus  points  if  they  have  to  coparent  !!  )  ,  and  on  that  note  toxic  married  couples  who  should  be  divorced  but  can’t  help  but  live  for  each  other  ,  hitman  and  their  target  (  or  mr  &  mrs  smith  <3  )  ,  aggressive  hockey  player  and  someone  who  patches  them  up  ,  exes  who  are  so  in  love  with  each  other  it  ruins  them  but  try  to  remain  friends  because  their  lives  are  so  intertwined  ,  roommates  with  unspoken  feelings  (  and  yes  i’m  talking  nick  and  jess  from  new  girl  levels  on  tension  )  ,  i’m  getting  married  but  i  can’t  go  through  with  it  because  i’m  still  in  love  with  you  ,  newlyweds  ,  new  parents  (  i  will  take  fluff  or  angst  !!  )  ,  secret  relationships  ,  power  couples  !!!  we  have  lost  the  art  of  creating  power  couples  !!!!  ,  bodyguard  and  their  client  duhhhh  ,  evil  women  and  soft  men  ,  snotty  rich  girl  &  the  southern  boy  with  soft  eyes  and  rough  hands  ,  friends  with  benefits  who  are  DEFINITELY  more  than  friends  ,  &  sorry  to  be  problematic  but  any  variation  of  a  cheating  plot  (  we  slept  together  &  now  i’m  marrying  your  sibling  ,  bandmates  who  are  sharing  a  girlfriend  ,  i  come  back  to  you  every  time  i  have  a  fight  w  my  significant  other  ,  etc  etc  .  )

some  verse  ideas  :  apartment  !!!  townhouse  !!!  condos  !!!  i  don’t  care  i  just  crave  roommates  in  a  little  intertwined  universe  !!!  up  next  ,  scream  !!!  getting  to  plan  out  the  ghostface  ,  the  dynamics  between  the  survivors  .  .  .  just  think  about  it  okay  .  .  .  on  the  topic  of  spooky  things  a  couple  who  disappears  before  their  wedding  day  and  leaves  clues  to  their  close  friends  !!!  next  ,  this  one  is  a  little  niche  but  a  gen  v  !!!  it  doesn’t  have  to  be  related  to  the  boys  ,  i  just  want  superhero  college  antics  !!!  a  band  (  or  group  of  bands  )  going  on  tour  !!!  beachy  tsitp  inspired  found  family  !!!!  literally  any  kind  of  reality  tv  show  !!  could  be  love  island  ,  could  be  big  brother  ,  even  jersey  shore  okay  !!  i  just  love  reality  tv  !!!  something  inspired  the  bear  !!  i  just  want  coworkers  working  in  a  high  stakes  restaurant  environment  !!!  anddd  lastly  !!!  a  bunch  of  fresh  faces  on  the  acting  scene  starring  a  new  tv  show  ???  bonus  points  if  it’s  a  crime  or  medical  drama  <33  listen  something  about  writing  fiction  within  fiction  speaks  to  my  little  theatre  kid  heart  !!

now  here’s  where  bambi  begs  for  things  :  if  someone  doesn’t  man  up  and  give  me  more  sibling  plots  &  platonic  plots  i  will  literally  explode  , i  want  to  headcanon  family  traditions  !  i  want  joey  &  chandler  level  brotps  !  someone  please  anyone  !!!  with  that  i  am  almost  craving  more  f  /  f  &  m  /  m  ships  !!!  literally  any  of  the  plots  i  have  above  and  make  them  gay  !  please  please  please  !!!  lastly  ,  i  will  literally  give  you  my  left  kidney  if  you  give  me  historical  plots  ,  thank  youuu  !!!  

lastly  anything  from  this  tag  !

if  you  made  it  this  far  ,  thank  you  !!!  i  hope  something  here  caught  your  eye  and  i  look  forward  to  plotting  with  you  soon  !!!

[the5thcellar]

The only reason why people are against the perspective of Luke and Nicola having it, it's the internal fat phobia for me. Same thing for the group 'no chemistry' in the series. Anons wouldn't say all that shit about one sided crush from her, if she was indeed a woman with a skinny body, not a mid size one. The thing is she doesn't need it, cause she is ethereal and perfect in her way. She is a beautiful woman. She is gorgeous, while people project much of their own insecurities on her. Luke, though, is just the other typical male celebrity. If they'll ever jump on the train, it will certainly be him asking her out, not her following him. I don't see this woman in her golden retriever stage for anyone. She knows her worth and is sure to be aware of impulsive decisions of his.

OH CLOCK IT OMGGGGGGG. 193829293912% !!!!!!!!!!

I would like this post a hundred times if I could. I've been pretty much silent about the issue of fatphobia in the fandom because the arguments I've witnessed / been involved in on twitter ALWAYS get the same dead end responses - "not everything is fatphobia they just have no chemistry" / "you have to admit that Nicola isn't that attractive it has nothing to do with her weight".

It's LITERALLY fatphobia. Most of the times it's not even internalised - people are literally saying the quiet part out loud by insisting Nicola doesn't look good enough to warrant attraction from a "hot guy" like Luke.

LIKE BE SO FUCKING FR RN OMG ??? I've had to sit through people shipping SO many weird ass pairings that I personally felt were completely absurd - pairings that the mainstream audience ate up just because it was a skinny girl with a hot guy.

(Truth be told - and on a more relevant note - I literally felt like Phoebe and Regé had no chemistry. both of them were so absolutely compelling and gorgeous as individual characters but they didn't work together for me)

Isn't it strange how no one really said much about the previous two Bridgerton pairings where aesthetics were concerned... and were lauding the couples for all having such GREAT chemistry with one another ... but when it came to Luke and Nicola they were all suddenly so insistent that there was no chemistry at all and that their views are completely objective? Nah. Pack it the fuck up. All these people are fatphobic as hell.

What's made it worse is the bloody ozempic obsession that has swept over Hollywood in the past year. Suddenly celebs who used to advocate for body positivity are all skinny - doing a hypocritical 180 on the self love ethos they were preaching.

But anyway that's diving more into social commentary and I don't want to veer too far from the original content on this post.

So 100% yes - a HEFTY MAJORITY of polin antis and lukola antis are blatantly fatphobic. If you cannot imagine Luke Newton can EVER have feelings for Nicola but think him and A are obviously a great fit - you're fatphobic. You can pretend you're objective all you want ... but think about why you're so FUCKING QUICK to defend Antonia and say she'll be together with Luke forever / she's totally his type when 1) she's barely been in the spotlight - she's done no interviews or anything for y'all to even get enough of an idea of her personality to stan her or bat for her 2) y'all don't fucking KNOW his type you just assume it's skinny women because his celeb crush is dua lipa and everyone loves hot and skinny women right? newsflash guys my celeb crushes are Zac Efron and Mads Mikkelsen and HELL YEAH I'd fall over myself to date either of them... but in a fuck marry kill contest I'd still choose to marry Jack Black.

What you think is attractive as a fantasy is not always what you find attractive in a long term partner.

You're here on my page defending Antonia and insisting she's a better fit for Luke not because you know her, or like her, or even because you respect Luke. You're here on my page because you're using her as an excuse to come for Lukola. You're here on my page because you cannot imagine that a fat girl can be together with a "hot man."

Now check that.

[andromythical]

PJO EP 6 SPOILERS

"do you think you're special, lightning thief? Do you think you cannot be replaced?" Off to an EXCELLENT start. IS THAT KRONOS OR AM I DUMB. iris message iris message iris message!!!! "Toss it, seaweed brain" WOOOO!!! LUKE ON THE IRIS MESSAGE!!!! "Clarisse is the lightning thief" oh. "When did you turn into an old married couple?" HE KNOWS. the original percabeth shipper (but also not because he's a creep) "thumbs (⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)" Grover underwood the one and only! LOTUS CASINO WITH LEVITATING BY DUA LIPA?!???! dare I say better than the movie scene with poker face???

"Just don't eat anything." "Wait why were you looking at me when you said that?" THESE SETS ARE INSANE??? this is so cool I'm in love. LUKES MOTHER MENTIONED!! WHO is Augustus? was he uncle Ferdinands boyfriend or something this is strange!! "look, if I tell you something, do you promise not to make fun of me?" "dude.." CRUMBS !! OHH WAS THAT HADES IN THE DREAM?? "There are things I don't know!!" Annabeth chase the icon the legend. "I won't tell if you wont.." why do I love him. 12:30 A BOY SCREAMS FOR BIANCA???? NOOO GROVER MY BOY :((( Lin Manuel Miranda I love you!!!!! he's an icon and you won't convince me otherwise. "We're friends of Luke's." THE WAY HIS FACE CRUMPLES??? AND HE TELEPORTS THEM?? he only considered helping them to get Luke to like him again I'm.. why is Hermes tragic and why is it making me love him???? Do I just like tragic characters or something?? OH THE POSEIDON COMMENTS?? wild... Lins eyebrows are so emotive I'm ssjwhsjsjjw. "Wait what???? [...] You picked hermes' pocket??" THEY PUMP THE LOTUS FLOWER INTO THE AIR???? oh that's genius. OH AUGUSTUS IS BAD??? was this in the books because oh my god. A 12 YEAR OLD JUST TACKLED A WHOLE GROWN SATYR (⁠☉⁠｡⁠☉⁠)⁠! OH GROVERS MEMORY LOSS ARC WOO. "so far this quest is really exciting!!" THE PAN STORY !! SO THIS IS WHY THEY WERE IN A CAR. never give percy a license oh wow. THEY GOT HIT??? BY A LORRY?? "it's easy to forget what's important when you're alone." this has to be foreshadowing. THE HEARSE ?? Oh my god that last scene is MADD

Edit: HOW COULD I NOT MENTION WISE GIRL?????

[heavyhitterheaux]

Jack and FL doing karaoke and Jack is singing one direction steal my girl and you know he petty so he has a list of names of who is trying to take his wife

It was the annual couples getaway trip and all of you decided to head out to Denver to stay at Blanca's parents vacation house for two weeks.

It was you, Jack, Curse, Urban, Blanca, Calum, Jessica and Travis.

Curse had gotten a few drinks in her system and decided that it would be the perfect time for a karaoke session.

Her and Urban went first, doing a duet of "You're The One That I Want" from the popular movie Grease.

You and Jack had gone next and did "Magic Stick" by 50 Cent and Lil Kim and didn't quite get to finish because Blanca was concerned that by the end of it the two of you wouldn't have any clothes on.

Jessica did her own special rendition of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen which ended up with Travis grabbing the mic from her because she started crying in the middle of it but kept yelling at him to let her finish and he finally did while she held her bottle of Moscato close to her and took a swig every few lines.

Blanca was mad at Calum for reasons she didn't expose to the rest of the group and sang "Promiscuous" by Nelly Furtado all while looking in his direction. Every time he made a move to come closer to her she would slap his hand away all while continuing to sing with you and Jessica cheering her on.

All of you were about to wrap it up and go to bed seeing as it was almost 3 in the morning, but Jack wanted to do one more song.

"Hold on! I got the perfect one!" Jack exclaimed while grabbing the mic from Blanca.

"Babe, come on and speed it up, we're all just about done for." You said while leaning your head on Jessica's shoulder who graciously passed you the bottle of Moscato and you took a generous swig.

"Or you simply want to fuck him. We heard the song yall chose." Urban said while rolling his eyes and you stuck your middle finger up at him and stuck out your tongue.

"Do it again and I'll cut it off."

"That's okay. I'll just get Curse to beat you up."

"WHAT?!"

"Don't yall have enough kids already?" Blanca asked and you immediately nodded your head yes while Jack shook his head no and everyone immediately groaned.

"Anyway, I'm going live to record this. Go ahead, baby." You said to Jack as you pulled up your phone.

"Hi everyone! Hubby is doing karaoke so I wanted to record him. Let's see what song he does."

"Okay um this song is dedicated to all my haters. As in everyone trying to steal my wife."

"Oh shit, here we go." Urban said while shaking his head.

You heard the first few notes of "Steal My Girl" by One Direction and immediately laughed.

She's been my queen

Since we were fourteen

We want the same things

We dream the same dreams

Alright, alright

I got it all

'Cause she is the one (Duh, I married her)

Her mom calls me love

Her dad calls me son

Alright, alright

I know, I know, I know for sure

Everybody wanna steal my girl

Everybody wanna take her heart away

Couple billion in the whole wide world

Find another one 'cause she belongs to me

Everybody wanna steal my girl

Everybody wanna take her heart away

Couple billion in the whole wide world

Find another one 'cause she belongs to me

"So Clay, Dua, Curse, Goofy Giveon, Druski fuck around and find out."

"Now why am I in it?!" You heard Curse ask and throw her hands up in confusion but Jack just gave her a blank stare.

"Don't ask me stupid questions. You know why."

All you did was laugh before walking over to him and placing several kisses on his lips.

"You know I'm not letting anyone steal me from you." You said while looking up at him.

"You got damn right and I'm about to show you why right now." Jack answered as he quickly threw you over his shoulder as you let out a yelp.

"Nasty asses." Urban muttered while rolling his eyes.

"Wait, baby! Let me end the live first!" You exclaimed while holding your phone.

[raya-rhaenyra-ahsoka]

My Thoughts on Ep.06 - We Take a Zebra to Vegas, A rant (SPOILERS AHEAD!)

Actual Iris-messaging on screen! Good way to start the episode.

Yes, toss the drachma, SEAWEED BRAIN!

If you want the gods’ attention, you have to pay for it. Eh, not surprised since it’s kinda how children have to do to get their parents’ attention these days.

Wtf is Luke Castellan doing in Chiron’s office?

We know who stole the bolt. (Book-readers, we know who stole the bolt!)

*Calm expression* How do you know? and not *gasp* Really? Who is it? Very sus. 🤔

I do have a love-hate relationship with Clarisse La Rue as a character, but accusing her as the lightning thief? OH, HELL NO!

This convo:

Luke: Guys, what is this?

Percy and Annabeth: What?

Luke: When did you turn into an old married couple?

Percy and Annabeth:

Everyone in the fandom:

Luke channeling his big brother energy by teasing Annabeth, his little sister, to a boy her age. Annabeth’s going through that older-sibling-embarrassing-you-in-front-of-your-crush stage. It’s just typical sibling stuff.

Annabeth, externally: *pokerface*; Annabeth, internally: STOP EMBARRASSING ME!

Confirmed: Luke ships Percabeth. 🥰

Percy changing the subject because he’s also embarrassed.

Annabeth cuts off the connection before Percy can mention Hermes and tells him Luke and his dad aren’t on good terms.

Grover just figured out that the truck is driven by animal traffickers and insists that they free the animals is absolute peak characterization.

They’re like artists. Proceeds to release the animals in the middle of traffic.

How that convo basically went:

Percy: Idk about this, man.

Grover: Oh, they’ll be fine. I gave them the satyr’s blessing so they’ll be able to reach the wilderness safely.

Percy: Dude, I meant for these people.

Grover: Oh, uh, it’s fine. These people destroyed nature so idgaf about them. But the animals are fine, so let’s go!

Percy: So, which hotel is the Lotus Casino? It could be any building-

Annabeth: Duh! Obviously, it’s the one with the giant lotus blossom on it.

Percy: Seriously?

3 minors walking into a Casino hotel. Totally normal and not suspicious at all.

Dua Lipa’s Levitating instead of Lady Gaga’s Pokerface. I ain’t even mad.

WISE GIRL! WISE GIRL! WISE GIRL! HE CALLED HER WISE GIRL! 😍🥰

Of course, Annabeth insists Percy goes with her. Percabeth! 😍

Annabeth tells Percy about May Castellan, Luke’s Mom. It’s kinda early to know about this, but I’m not complaining. It just justifies Luke’s resentment of Hermes in the show.

Grover: *finds Augustus, a fellow Satyr* *Forgets everything*

Please tell me someone else heard some kid calling out BIANCA in the background. It's not just me, right? Please tell me it's the di Angelo siblings in the Lotus Casino. UNCLE RICK, WE NEED ANSWERS!

Percy explaining his nightmares and asks if they are real.

How that convo went:

Annabeth: Hmm, idk

Percy: How do you not know?

Annabeth: I may be smart but there are things I don’t know.

Percy: Wtf does that make me then?

Hermes/Alexander Hamilton not throwing away his shot. How does a bastard, son of a god and a Pleiad. Grow up to be a master trickster, according to Homer’s Illiad…

In Vegas you can be a new man...apparently, not.

Hermes: I’m not doing this again. You’re on your own, kids. Bye!

Annabeth: We’re friends of Luke’s.

Hermes: *surprise pikachu face* Damn it, let’s talk.

Hermes being an epitome of another crappy absent godly parent. Not surprised.

Annabeth doing what probably Luke taught her to do:

Annabeth: So I stole Hermes’ keys.

Percy: You what?

Annabeth: I turned invisible and picked his pocket.

Percy: You stole from the god of thieves?

Annabeth: Yes, I’m multi-talented. Lol

Percy: *lowkey falls in love*

The lotus fruit being pumped into the air is something new.

Percy: Grover got really old. 🤣

Percy and Annabeth chases Augustus around while Grover’s playing VR games.

Grover forgetting things because he was alone, while Percy and Annabeth remember because they have each other. PERCABETH!

Grover acting all carefree like a dentist just sedated him with nitrous oxide, while Percy and Annabeth are frantically looking for Hermes’ car will never be not funny.

TO THE DUMB KIDS. Yep, that note is for you.

Percy: So, who’s driving?

Percy and Annabeth turning to Grover because he’s the adult.

Grover: *still high* Idk man. Idk what we're even doing here.

Percy: Ok, I’ll do it. How hard can it be. If I killed the Minotaur, I can drive a cab.

Percy: How hard could this be? Proceeds to hit the car on several columns.

Percy getting angry because another car didn’t slow down and nearly hit them, then slamming the horn. Bruh, you’re inner New Yorker is showing and I’m here for it.

This scene: 😍😍😍

Me, watching this scene:

Percy and Annabeth smiling at each other then realizing the car’s scraping the wall. This shit cracked me up.

The truck nearly hitting them gave me a mini-heart attack. Good thing they’re in Hermes’ cab.

Percy half-nervous and half-excited to finally meet his Dad only to find a Nereid instead, giving him 4 teleportation pearls as a gift.

The title implying they took a Zebra to Vegas but we see no zebra? Come on! Anyway, that was a good episode. Can't wait for the Percy vs Ares showdown next week.

[overheard-at-camp-half-blood]

My Thoughts of Percy Jackson, “We Take a Zebra to Vegas” | Season 1, Episode 6

NOT LUKE THROWING CLARISSE UNDER THE BUS WTF

“Arguing like an old married couple” stfu Luke, we’re still a few seasons away.

Okay, the Lotus Casino scene is just as iconic, they just played Dua Lipa instead of Lady Gaga, and you know what? It works. It fits with the times.

“Just don’t eat anything.” “Wait, why were you looking at me when you said that?”

“Wise girl.”

While I think pacing is the biggest issue with this show, I will say, it gets better every episode.

I will say, that I didn’t know how to feel about LMM as Hermes, I know everyone had strong opinions about it… I actually think he did pretty well.

I’ll be honest, I didn’t know they actually had an actor for Kronos.

It’s also interesting how Annabeth is the more optimistic of the two, but given their fatal flaws… it makes sense. Percy is loyal, so is more pessimistic about the gods, because he doesn’t want to be betrayed. Annabeth has hubris, which means, if she was wrong about the gods, what else is she wrong about?

I really wish we saw those full memories. What was happening while Percy was in the back of the car? What memory did Annabeth not want Hermes to see?

I was SEARCHING those background characters for Nico and Bianca. I failed.

THEY WERE IN THE SAME BUILDING AS NICO AND BIANCA!!!

Also Percy driving was so funny to me, idk why.

[rxyhiraeth]

thoughts on pjo ep 6

also SPOILERS FOR PJO

i’m just kinda getting all my thoughts out on this episode! it was very interesting and VERY different from the books but not in a terrible way! i trust uncle rick with this show and im more so just curious why some things were changed from the books so much, and im sure a lot of these are going to be answered themselves in these last 2 episodes.

i also love hearing everyone’s ideas about what is going to happen from this point on cause ik even book fans are LOST

no zebra moment! i can’t think of any other moments in TLT that would give us time to learn about percy being able to talk to them, so this is probably going to get brought up for the first time with the hippocampi in SOM which actually works out. i would have loved to see this scene, but i can get that it would have taken up a good chunk of time, and for production reasons probably had to be skipped for now or entirely cut from the season.

clarisse?? traitor?? *LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER NOISE* i have my thoughts on why they did this, but also not?? i figured they did this to balance out the conversation percy and annabeth have with hermes about luke in order to take some attention away from it as to not make it TOO obvious he is the real traitor, but also why even have that conversation about luke in the first place then?? idk. i’m not sure if this is something that will be explained or make more sense with the rest of the season, and if not, i hope uncle rick can explain why this choice was made. there are so many choices in this episode that i would love to hear explained as to why they decided on it!

going off the last point, i do feel like they are slightly forcing the luke is the traitor point for the audience. we never got this much about luke in the books while they were on their quest, and even when he was talked about, nothing really pointed in the direction of him being the traitor. maybe im just an idiot but i remember the luke reveal being pretty shocking! i hope they don’t force it too much and allow everyone to guess it before the reveal even happens! maybe this is just me wanting it to be just like the books, but i guess they do need to hint at it here and there in ways the books didn’t?

also am a little weary about the “old married couple” comment. i hope they don’t speedrun their relationship. this is a SLOWBURN i hope it stays this way!

i get not having poker face in the casino. rick HATES those movies and probably wants to make this as different as possible while still being accurate to the books. honestly tho, dua lipa was a good ass choice. i can’t complain about that.

HELLO I HEAR NICO!!!!

also CAMP JUPITER CAMPERS???? MAYBE???

besides being confused as to why the casino scene itself was pretty different from the books, it was a great event regardless. extremely well produced and was so fun to look at and watch for little details with everyone in the background. that being said, i was hoping for a bit more of a montage type scene. percy and annabeth didn’t get to have any real fun like in the books, it was mostly all grover. i don’t really know shit about production of tv shows and such, but i’m shocked the casino scene was changed this much from the book. but uncle rick i trust you wholeheartedly.

i did love them using the casino card to get a taxi to santa monica, but the hermes taxi in this was better. i was giggling the whole time. percy “i fought and killed a minotaur how hard can driving be” jackson my sweet child. and percy running the taxi into the damn wall because he was busy looking at annabeth??? love them so much

the only two things that REALLY confused me as they are changing major plot points:

1: 4 pearls?

2: the solstice is OVER??

the 4 pearls defeats the whole purpose of them arguing about who is going to stay in the underworld. either this plot point is going to change a lot, OR they are going to lose one of the pearls on the way, but if that is the case, what’s the point of giving them 4 if they are still going to end up with 3? i’m assuming it is going to be the former option, as getting 4 just to lose 1 for the sake of it doesn’t make much sense.

solstice??? over??? i’m very confused on this. this feels like it defeats the whole purpose of continuing the quest, but obviously percy is still determined to get sally (king), so we aren’t just ending the quest. i’m curious to see how these two plot points effect the rest of the season and why these were chosen instead of keeping the original plot!

overall i did really like this episode!! obviously it was very different from the book, but we can’t expect this entire show to be EXACTLY like the book. i would love to hear rick talk about a lot of the choices made throughout the season and why they were done. he has seemed very proud of this show and how it has played out, so i trust him with whatever he decides to do with it.

also if you have thoughts on the reasoning behind any of these changes PLS I WANNA KNOW

[nvmbrlvr]

NEW PERCY EPISODE CAME OUT 90 MINUTES AGOOOO

first of all luke!! awww he’s so sweet he would never betray anyone

grover was so real with all the animals ilhsm

second sea weed brain!!

they’ve gotten to so close so quickly

‘old married couple’ WE ALL SCREAMEDDD

being sarcastic with percy and joking around awww they’re the cutest

no pokerface :( but still levitating!!! maybe dua lipa is the new lady gaga

‘wise girl’ AHHHH FIRST ONEEEE

annabeth immediately going with percy she is crushing HARD

good day to be a percy jackson and hamilton kid

SHE PICKPOCKETED THE GOD OF PICKPOCKETING YOU CANT TELL ME WHY SHE ISNT THE BEST THE STRONGEST THE PRETTIEST

the way i was looking out for bianca and nico the whole episode

“i was so close to pan” couple more books buddy you’ll get there!

wholesome grover

percy being a shit driver and annabeth just giving up lmaoooo

percy’s face underwater when the neried glowed at him i’m screaming

TWO MORE EPISODESSS

[antoschauniverse]

C.S.I.: Malibu:

It's just a fun speculation - I think Duchovny appearing on professional IG is an atypical move - if it were commonplace, he would have appeared before - and it wasn't by chance. It may not have been a huge PR stunt, but it was deliberate, it was more or less scripted - and they didn't let her appear in a bikini or in the bedroom or in bed, which is her natural habitat, apart from the swimming pool.

And why this move? I think it was to please the Child Bride: a sort of compensation, a consolation prize - he's finally realized how damaging she is to his image - and now, to his daughter's image - Tea herself, if she starts acting again - people will look her up, Duchovny will end up appearing and … voilà! Pictures in the Daily Mail comparing as duas mulheres. And there'll be nothing he can do about it.🤣

Apart from concerts, where the sugarbaby is practically a member of the band, known to fanatical fans, and visibility is specific to that audience, I don't think he'll take her to professional events anymore - she'll only be part of his private life - that'll be the strategy. He won't deny it, but he'll never talk about her.That severe sense of privacy that he touts so much.🤦‍♀️

If he wanted to normalize the relationship - which will never be normal - he should have come out and married her when the physical difference wasn't so glaring. In other words: when he didn't look so old. She was young, ok, more or less as she is today - but he, some 6 years ago, was still handsome and charming. He was.

I don't even know if he isn't more afraid of comments about the couple's physical appearance - especially his old age next to her - than comments about grooming and sex addiction. I doubt that in the dead of night, he, alone, hasn't secretly sought out reports where the two of them appear after he took her on and hasn't been scared. I did.🤮

But it's just speculation, go figure what's going on in their heads - maybe tomorrow they'll publish the famous wedding photo that Anon promised us?😉

A flower video where David's sugar baby showed what her flower arrangement is really for - arousing an old fool is very bad PR. And this is her natural habitat - dancing a cheap striptease, arousing her sugar daddy😂.

I doubt that David will stop taking Odalisque to the red carpets if the producers don't object to her appearance with him. I think David lives in the illusion that next to a young body he himself becomes a young and cool macho man.

I agree that David won't talk about her, but that's because he has nothing to say about her. She has nothing. David can tell you about her young athletic body, but this information is not for the media, but for porn magazines😂.

David is a cynical guy. She would have already left David and walked away with half of his fortune if he had married her 10 years ago. As it is, he keeps her like a dog on a short leash and feeds her with promises.

David is worried about the comments, but only because he is afraid of getting blacklisted in Hollywood, which means saying goodbye to his entire career and friends, because everyone is afraid for their reputation and few people in Hollywood communicate with disgraced actors. Sitting without a job and fans with only his sugar baby is a nightmare for David. And, as you've noticed, it's going to affect his entire family.

[carlele-1021]

we take a zebra to vegas

notes on this week's episode

okay, im just going to jump right in

not the cracker barrel billboard 😭

iris message to camp! ( even if it's not the correct time line w/ the books )

not luke blaming clarisse

luke calling annabeth & percy an old married couple ❤️

dua lipa!

sally reading percy the odyssey graphic novel

"what do you think, wise girl?"

all the talk about luke's mom?!?! i feel like it was not necessary to the plot but then again i didn't get hermes being there either

agustus being like wth is going on who are you? to grover

percy confiding in annabeth about his dreams ❤️

"if you don't know, what chance do i have?"

lin manuel miranda 💛

annabeth stealing hermes keys!!  💛

"who's grover?" 💔

not percy thinking agustus was grover 😭

"to the dumb kids"

percy having road rage

what about crusty? are we going to see him later?

the summer solstice passing in the show?!?

the 4 pearls? i feel like that's going to take away from the line in the prophecy, 'you shall fail to save what matters most in the end'

let me know what you think in the comments!

[sophiebelindasx]

mr joseph quinn. i heard through the grapevine that you're getting married and i think i screamed so loudly that it scared the girls. oh gosh, i'm so happy for you and dua. you make such a lovely couple and i'm over the moon for you two. have you started planning yet? how did you propose? tell me everything, please. / @jcsephq