#DRAGON FRUIT FOR WARS?? ABSOLUTELY. THATS PERFECT.

[crazylittlejester]

Four- He would be bananas- stick with me here- there are over a thousand types of bananas and we typically only eat one kind? That’s Four for sure. (Personally I think I think he would be an apple banana, they’re only 10-14 cm long and they have a very distinct taste!) He would grow something like avocados, technically a fruit but no one really thinks of them as a fruit.

Legend- He definitely grows apples (granny smiths and honey crisps to be specific) but I feel like cherries suit him… the taste heavily depends on the variation and what season you buy them in. They stain literally everything and it’s impossible to get out but the colors are so pretty and they’re so tasty.

Sky- cloud berries through and through!! They’re so cute and they thrive in harsh climates, especially in the mountains. They make very good jam.

Wars- He would grow oranges, but he would be would be dragon fruit. They’re very pretty and have a tough exterior (making them hard to poison) but they’re sweet on the inside.

Wild- Raspberries. I think this guy would have some wild raspberries living by his house in Hateno and he loves them so much he can’t get rid of them. Not to mention the bright color and how much cooking/baking you can do with them! I’m convinced raspberries can grow almost anywhere and that feels very Wild to me.

Wind- He would grow pineapples with his grandma and Aryll but he feels like a guava fruit to me. It makes sense to me but I don’t know how to put it into words.

Hyrule- He would grow elderberry, they are usually found in the forests and they can be used as medicinal plants! He feels like a honeydew to me though, he’s so sweet and can withstand almost anything/not letting anything get to him (*cough cough* him getting paired with Legend because he can handle his personality *cough*)

Twilight- He grows blackberries. Close enough to raspberries but are a bit more tart. He feels like a grape to me. You can also do so much with grapes like juice, wine, raisins, freeze them and eat them like candy!

Time- He would be a plum! I also don’t really have an explanation for this one… This man definitely has strawberry and blueberry fields at the ranch. He hears Legend and Wars fighting about whose fruit is better and he one ups everyone with his prize-winning strawberries and blueberries. Malon is VERY defensive of her title of the Pie Queen at her local fair that she won with her home grown fruit and amazing baking.

I feel berry passionately about this.

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you're right this is so specific but honestly you cooked so hard here i cant even argue, like you're just objectively correct