#DONTYOU FUCKING DARE

[fightabear]

man every time i open twitter it immediately shows me the dismal take of a teen with deep religious trauma who cannot fathom anyone being comfortable with their sexuality & identity & must center themselves in a discussion that had nothing to do with them.

who knew all conserv xtians had to do to convince kids that sex-ed was bad & absitnance only was the only appropriate education was to disguise it as some assb ackwards social justice

edit: to be 100 percent clear here, this was a neurodivergent adult talking about their own sexiness and their neurodivergence. the minors barged into the conversation and decided harassment was a great idea.

i truly do not understand how the fuck we got here but i'd like to not. be staring down the barrel of a generation of teens & tweens who can't fucking google or research anything just blindly parroting whatever bad takes they see on twitter.

[dullahandyke]

[Image description: my desktop, but with a Bing search bar overlaid in the middle. A pop-up offers to institute a Bing search bar on the desktop.]

DONTYOU DARE TOUCH MY FUCKING DESKTOP ILL KILL YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i love having a nice desktop with programs on it. i feel so cool

[kristsune]

good lord zolf’s base bonus is 17. holy s h i t

azu doing little kobold snores!! ohhhh my heart all i can think of is that hummingbird snoring video.sooo cuuuute

ooohhhh cel, oh honey. oh i love you. and earhart comforting them ohhhhh i love

zolf getting a grog XD XD 

“i do not like it, i shall not see it oh i love ben being like “do not want to panic from weird instruments so just covers them” 

gosh no visibility, no instruments, soooo disorienting poor zolf

ALL the mundane items on zolf ALSO changed colors???!???  ben choosing the WORST color combos XD XD XD “upsetting bone color” and “sunshine yellow” for zolf’s legs omfggg i LOVE

ohhhh! a barrel of lemons turned into a lemon tree!!!

oh SHIT the starboard engine is GONE well fUCK but there are brightly colored streamers. oh GOOD. GREAT. THANKS

oh NO! hamid’s hands are dirty and he did a number on his NAILS

azu ringing the oh no bell!!!!

aWWWWW ceL crying just because so many emotions. oh my HEART

“a ten” “you have No Idea” absolutely cackled

SKRAAK HAS THE SKIN FLAPS TO GLIDE. YEEEEEEEEE AHHH THATS AWESOME!!!!

halfling master chief XD XD XD and in BRIGHT colors XD

hamid using dancing lights to help the ship land omfg i love it

fUCK YOU ALEX. YOU ARENT EVEN TELLING US. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH yeah ben, Yikes indeed.

[thelreads]

POP, THIS IS HIS HOUSE, YOU KNOW? LET THE MAN PUT THE HOUSEHOLD SCHEDULES IN THE CORNER OF THE BOARD.

Well, he certainly gave off that vibe, being your parental figure throughout all this, but I guess that looking back you’d see that you were actually the one keeping everything in check while they just ate all your food and drank your totally-non-alcoholic beverages

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WHAT

WHAT WAS THTA YOU JUSTS SAID KOICHI?

I DONT THINK I READ IT RIGHT, PLEASE SAY IT AGAIN, AND CORRECTLY THIS TIME

DONT

DONT IMPLY THAT FURUHASHI

DONTYOU FUCKING DARE

[melancholic]

I'm so fucking serious like how fucking dare you try and defend this fucking piece of shit game held up by fucking rigatoni code THAT YOU KNOW THE DEVS WERENT EVEN PAID FAIRLY FOR from one of the biggest companies in the world each and every single hate post abt the game is valid fuck you suck game freaks dick even more why dontyou. Its been revealed over and over again how overworked these devs are but you cant skip one tiny year of pokemon to boycott it

I HATE POKEMON FANS DIE IM SO FUCKING SERIOUS

[crimsonchirp]

DONTYOU FUCKING DARE

<3 u tommy /war /p