#DON'T BE MEAANNN!!!!

[ahogedetective]

*points at him and laughs* (from rui KJLSDJLGKDKJSL)

If rolling off his bed wasn't embarrassing enough, then Rui pointing and laughing at him certainly was! "Grrgh...b-be quiet, you... d-don't laugh!"

All because he accidentally leaned in too much when trying to scoop his phone back up, when it fell off the bed... and ended up falling off it, himself. And to top it off, his open book plopping right on top of his face. Now he's groaning in even further embarrassment... "uuueuee...." He extends an arm out. "A-Anyway, just get over here and help your big brother up..."

[faatosinaswriting]

(PT. 2)

Simon Henrikkson x Fem!Reader

Genre: Fluff, a little bit heated, but nothing bad.

A/N: WAAAGH!! Thank you for the support on the last one! (Also we are just going to act as if he lives in the apartments durring the earlier events, because if he were at his mom's house that would be a little bit uncomfortable.)

SUMMARY: Simon takes you back to his place, and it gets a little...WINK WINK...IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAANNN...

Simon placed his hand on your thigh, slightly going higher durring the drive to his apartment, you haven't ever really seen his apartment room before. He gently squeezed your upper thigh, suddenly. "Are you alright?" his attention averted toward you.

"Oh, yeah! I was zoning out for a minute, I'm sorry." you offered a friendly smile to the man.

"If you're ever uncomfortable you can tell-"

You cut him off with a kiss on the cheek.

"I'm serious, I'm okay." you stated in a reassuring tone, Simon's face reddening at the kiss you had given him. You believed he hadn't been used to that type of affection before. When you had arrived to the apartment complex, he gripped your hand and practically blasted up the stairs. You opened the brown beat down door, a CREEEEK! followed with it, Simon proceeded kicked the door shut with his shoe.

"I like it here, its cozy." you tilted your head at the lover boy, his eyes drifting to your lips.

"Mm, is that so?" he muttered, his focus still on your lips.

"Yeah!" you had realized he was staring, and started blushing.

"Your lips look awfully cozy, though, my lips are a bit tired..Mind if they rest on yours for a bit?" he asked, smirking.

"I don't think I do mind." you winked at him.

You pulled him closer by his collar, his hands landing on your hips. He was desperate for you. His grip was enough to bruise you, but you didn't mind. Actually, you rather enjoyed it. The height difference was impeccable, he was so tall. And you LOVED it. He groaned into the kiss, trying to kiss deeper, and deeper, and deeper... He wanted every part of you.

"You're so fucking gorgeous." he parts your lips, you then responded in a protest, you were, also, undeniably desperate for him. He gripped your thighs and picked you up, your arms wrapped around the back of his neck, walking into his bedroom. He proceeded to then give you a long, juicy, intense kiss. A moan slipping past your lips. He climbed upon his bed, his grip still remaining as tight as ever. You felt his rough grip on your ass, you whimpered, and he gently chuckled at your reaction. When you looked at his hands, his veins were visible. He suddenly let go of your hips, starting to kiss you EVERYWHERE. Like, literally EVERYWHERE. He began kissing down your stomach before he stopped and arose from his position. He gave you a kiss on the cheek, though, his action didn't go unnoticed because your eyebrows were furrowed.

"Hey, don't play with me like that!" you threatened, your face still incredibly red, God, the effect he had on you was simply surreal. He gripped your hips once again, placing you on his thigh.

"Pick a movie to watch, please." he asked, the TV screen enlighting his face, making him look angelic. "Please, sweet girl." he whispered in your ear, his voice making you shiver.

"Okay.." you agreed, grabbing the remote.

[katakosmos]

Elaborating on my last ask:

There’s a LOT of patriarchal subtext in HP, which shouldn't be a mystery to anybody at this point. And if we’re taking that subtext to mean the Wizarding World and esp pureblood culture is patriarchal, than I think we can use that as a tool to see how traditional masculine bonds between men form under that system and how women factor into that.

Under patriarchy, women to men are a status symbol as much as money is. You get validation from having a lot of money but you don’t seek approval in your money. Because it’s money, it’s an object its opinion doesn’t even exist to you. Women are considered in the same. Men idolize and seek approval/respect from other men and that approval makes up the foundation of a lot of their self worth.

To Barty, his father’s rejection/absence doesn’t only hurt on a typical parent/child level: it’s emasculating for him—it marks him as someone who is weak and undeserving of respect. He feels wholly disempowered by it. And his mother’s love cannot heal this because she is a woman and her love for him is at best useless. If not, it’s a nuisance that makes him be seen as a “mama’s boy”, which is further emasculating. Winky’s devotion is even more irrelevant bc she is literally his property.

Obv this is not the only way to view bcj’s whole deal but it is an interesting one that i think helps explain why he was so vulnerable to radicalization

ohhh, this is so interesting and so right.

i never noticed cause we don't have many examples of pureblood families in harry potter, but in the ones we have, it seems that women play an important role. bellatrix is one of the most faithful death eaters, narcissa has a fundamental role in the story; or even walburga, who is mentioned by sirius much more often than orion, of whom we know almost nothing. but then, beyond the surface, we have the problem of arranged marriages, or the fact that women in harry potter (<- and they are also really few) seem to only fulfill themselves when they become mothers.

between women treated as objects or stereotyped (both for personality and race) there isn't much choice. not to mention the absolute lack of female solidarity (like all the HORRIBLE things molly, hermione and ginny said about fleur when she started dating bill).

about barty... i like this interpretation. even if, for me, the absence of barty crouch sr in barty's life was not highlighted for a case of emasculation, but more to create the classic storyline of the problematic child with abandonment issues (which i don't like anyway, and it doesn't make sense for the character). BUT I MEAANNN give me the worst barty you can ever think of and i'm in.

[imagineitdearies-old]

I loved the analysis but kepa for Daddy reasons is the only way to use it

Regarding this short analysis on Valyrian terms for 'uncle.'

Haha i meaannn Rhaenyra uses kepa with Viserys too, but i appreciate your horny priorities anon. You have suddenly sparked a little lucemond drabble from me, so thank you!! This is also inspired by the fact that Aemond spoke some pretty broken Valyrian in ep10 😂

Big NSFW warning! Lol but here ya go folks:

"Ahhhhh...ahh, fuck...oh--kepa!"

Aemond grunted as Luke's walls clamped down around him, only managing a few more sporadic thrusts before he followed his nephew into orgasm. They groaned together, limbs locking even tighter around one another through the aftershocks.

Luke smiled when Aemond collapsed onto the pillows next to him, reaching to smooth away a sweaty strand of hair Aemond could feel stuck to his cheek. He waited to bat the hand away until Luke had already moved it, letting out a harrumph when his nephew proceeded to cuddle into his chest--but only holding out for a moment before wrapping an arm around him to keep him there.

They had an enjoyable, discreet thing going. Much more enjoyable than trying to constantly avoid or intimidate his nephew after Rhaenyra's family returned to the Red Keep, to Aemond's surprise. He found he preferred Luke 'paying his debt' this way...and Luke was clearly enjoying himself too.

But one thing about their almost-nightly fucks had Aemond curious.

When Lucerys finally extricated himself from their embrace and put on his clothes, offering a knowing, "Till next time, qybor," Aemond sat up with a frown.

"You always call me qybor," he started, and Lucerys raised a brow as he paused, one leg into his trousers. "Always, except for when we fuck."

It was only thanks to his nephews that he knew familial Valyrian words, or anything beyond the basics for commanding a dragon. The maesters had dutifully supplied him and his royal siblings with the available books on the subject, but the texts were at once far too advanced and far too simple. He tried to ask his father about teaching him when he was young, but Viserys would either cite exhaustion or say, "Another day, perhaps."

Alicent forbid him from going to Rhaenyra, and his older half-sister didn't seem to like him anyway. So young Aemond caught onto the practical application of familial words mostly by the way Jacaerys and Lucerys used the terms, like referring to him as qybor and Daemon as kepa.

But his lack of education in this one area was still a bit of a sore spot. The day Luke had amusedly corrected his use of 'taoba' instead of 'toabus' was the same Aemond had pinned him against the wall of a dark alcove, threatened his eye and worse, then somehow ended up fucking him against the wall instead.

Lucerys gave him a disbelieving look now, saying, "Yes...?" Aemond's jaw locked; he said nothing more. At that, his nephew's face quickly relaxed into surprised amusement. "Really? You don't know?"

Most of the time Aemond could ignore or even enjoy Luke's teasing. But on this particular subject, it hit a nerve. He stood and pushed the rest of Luke's clothes at his chest, ignoring his nephew's questions as to what was wrong as he practically threw him from his rooms.

Aemond spent the next day or so sulking, tempted to go back to those useless books for answers, but not quite enough to take such a blow to his pride. He scowled at Luke anytime he neared, and stiffly told the younger man, "I am not taking visitors," when he showed up at his door a few nights later.

But Luke rolled his eyes and budged his way in anyway, hands on his hips as he glared up at Aemond. "Why are you so upset? I don't have to call you kepa if that's such a problem."

Aemond sneered. "The problem is your patronization."

"So you're not just trying to embarrass me into explaining?"

"Embarrass you? Just because your mother could teach you Valyrian--"

"Fine, fine," he interrupted with a sigh. "I'm sorry--it just surprised me. I really thought you knew." Then Luke smirked with those full, much-too-kissable lips, closing the distance between them. He splayed a possessive hand over Aemond's chest, looking up from under his dark lashes as he murmured, "It doesn't just mean father's brother, you see."

Aemond forgot what they were talking about, for a moment.

Then clarity returned--he grabbed Luke's wrist, locking the younger man close against him. "Just tell me."

Luke's smirk softened, almost turned sad. "I would have thought, of all things--but I suppose the king never..." he sighed and shook away whatever somber thing he was thinking. The smirk returned slightly as he leaned forward and whispered into Aemond's ear, "It means uncle...and father, kepa."

As Aemond just started to take this in, still confused, he let out a sharp noise of surprise when Lucerys's teeth captured his ear lobe and bit down, hard.

Aemond immediately felt himself growing hard in response.

And then everything Luke was saying came together in his head. All other questions fled in the face of Aemond's sudden, imposing confusion as to why he wasn't currently buried deep inside his nephew, drawing out that word from his sweet lips right this moment.

But that could be easily remedied. Aemond twisted Luke around and shoved his trousers down, unsurprised but still further aroused to see his nephew had yet again prepared himself before arriving here. Without further ado Aemond grabbed Luke's other wrist and pinned them both up against the door with one hand, wrapping his arm around the younger man's waist and grinning at the sound of Luke's whimper as he thrust inside with ease.

By the end of that particular bout of fucking Aemond learned a lot about himself--for one, that he actually did like dirty talk, specifically in the context of growling at his nephew, "That's it, be a good boy and take it for your kepa," as he pounded into him over a table. Or that he had no hope of staving off his orgasm when Luke wailed "kepaaaaa" so brokenly into the pillows, as his nephew did ten minutes later.

The only problem that arose from such discoveries was that now, whenever Luke had the inclination, all he had to do was switch to the 'incorrect' Valyrian term for uncle and Aemond had no choice but to take him up against the nearest surface. It was too much power--dangerous, really. A hazard to their environment, to anyone within earshot, and most importantly to Aemond's defenses against feeling real, undeniable affection for his nephew.

As Luke moaned, "Please, kepa," yet again while being fingered open by him, Aemond supposed he could live with that.

~end~

[funarisjournal]

I'm so glad I saw the drama first before reading this because if I read this first, I would've thrown the book across the room

(spoilers? Below. I mean. If you saw the drama, you know what this is)

Don't get me wrong. The drama got me during its version of this scene, too! MY HEART!! WHAT DO YOU MEAANNN WITH THAT NEWS, KASUGA?! AND ON THE VALENTINE’S DAY CELEBRATIONS TOO?! AND THAT'S HOW THE EPISODE ENDS?!?!

But it's easier/cheaper to fling a book than a monitor. And I didn't have to do that. Because I was prepared lol

[divinetouchdown]

Isn't like fucking a demon against your church or something ig ig?

You're about to be banned bro 😭

I meaannn... not if they don't find outttt...?🙏😁 JK. Even if someone alerts my superiors, I'm not sure how seriously they'll be able to take the allegations. Joking about it online is one thing (Dangerous? Yes. A sin? Of course, but I can repent.) The real deal depends on my chastity exam results-- Which I'm willing to do if need be 💚

I'm fairly trusted around the temple. People look to me for guidance and help. Of course "fucking a demon" is not some shit I want spread around about me.

[celestie0]

I'm laughing my ass of about the last ask

I had an dirty idea about Gojo and the reader:

Imagine that they had planned to go on a date, but suddenly it started raining and they had to cancel and stay at home. Satoru decides that they will spend the whole afternoon watching movies, and they both get comfortable on the bed/sofa. He puts on any movie or one that he knows, and admires the reader while she watches attentively.

Now look, they're cozy and alone (and probably with little clothing), and he's starting to feel horny, but he doesn't want to bother her, since she was enjoying the movie. Satoru then starts to move too much, to try to get some relief, but that doesn't work and ends up with them having a small argument.

As for the book, I don't know whether to laugh or be offended (maybe both) if I saw that he treated books like that.

LMFAOO im crying cuz this is literally an exact scene i have planned for gojo’s next pov chapter HAHAHA i meaannn obviouslyyy they were gonna watch movies together at some point cuz reader is literally a film major ✋🏼😭 and obviouslllyyy he’s just gonna be horny the entire time n not paying any attrntion when she’s explaining the ins and outs of avant garde film directing while hes just tryna hide his boner LOOOL this is so quintessential to me for the series 🤣

hahaha yea he’s not a book guy. i think as a kid he probably read a lot of fantasy books (idk eragon was probs his fave or something) and he had 5th grade reading comprehension when he was in 2nd grade and then he became obsessed w soccer n it became his entire personality after that haha

thanks for ask bb <333

[alltoomaples]

alright i just have to get this off my chest and ⚠️please note: i am not tryna attack or blame on anyone in particular!⚠️

soo its not been even 24 hrs and i have came across 2 events about lando: 1) about the raising money stream event and 2) where he hung out with a sportsperson and his gf tryna cheat him with lando.

in whatsoever reasons be it, this is just my take over these 2 situations and i think people should also ponder upon the same.

why do you have to be mean or send in hate to lando?? as dr swift says and i quote 'why you gotta be so meaannn??'

and I'm not saying just because i support him as an f1 driver but i respect and adore the guy as much as a dear friend of mine. at the end of the day, it is HIS life and he's the one who's gonna make the decision. and i believe and trust the fact that he does everything for the good cause and even if he makes few mistakes, it's fine too. he's a human being afterall yet the celeb/sportsman life doesn't allow that for anyone sadly.

just like his bestie max f., we've got his back don't we folks! soo please, think before saying something, and if it's something to do with hate or rude, keep it with yourself than speaking out aloud. or write on a paper and tear it off (best option for you and your negative talks)

treat people with kindness! sending much love xx

[didildo]

Low-key I don't think I can stand him (her bf) 😭 he's so pretentious. Everything said by everyone has to be perfect. He mansplains quite a lot.

I feel like they don't understand how my brain works

I feel like I need to be on my best behavior and that I can't just be myself??? And if I am just myself, I feel inferior.

It's not just how he talks to me, a lot of it is how he talks to Celina?? He's not meaannn to her, he just always without fails points out whenever she says anything wrong?? Like a word slip up or something. And low-key I think it makes her feel like her brain ain't all there BC one example, she forgot something in the car and said it was BC she was stupid [he didn't say anything to that] and I'm like "what no ur not?? Why would you say that?" And she was like "BC I forgot it" and I was like "that's just a brain slip up" and she was like "I have a lot of those". Which in itself doesn't point to him, but that in addition to other things???

For example, when we were out for dinner I didn't notice I had a plate (typical me) (just showing signs of bad perception/not being attentive/ADHD) and he was baffled and she mentioned something along the lines of like "now the heat is off of me, now that you're here" . And I was like "you're [Celina] is my most put together friend" and they laughed and he was like "wow perspective is key".

It just gave the feeling (and icckkkkkk) that the hierarchy is Him>Celina>me ??? Even if it is unintentional for them

It highkey makes me appreciate and miss cj more LOL

It also reminds me when Matt said something similar about her in HS 👀 how her [+ many other people in that friend group] made him feel inferior

[awkwardgaydude]

Kink rating - cannibalism

~🪻

Well I meaannn this is my more sfw less kinky blog... so uhhh I don't wanna answer that one here....

[ask-prostheticko]

It's worth a try... just take our word for it, alright?

I meaannn... I guess...? IIIII... Don't think he likes to change his mind about things, though...

[saintsgrrl]

user @nevsky so meaannn don't follow guys 😞👎🏽

[carpe-nessa]

"I meaannn" Vanessa drew her answer out with a small laugh and then nodded, a soft and warm smile resting on her features at his words. "That's true, it might end up being really good. No worries. It's a vacation!" She chuckled, at the bed question she looked back towards the one the baby was napping on and motioned. "I'll take that one, and i can keep the door shut too so you don't wake up at night."

"So no sleeping naked? Guess I'll keep my nakedness behind the bathroom door," he said teasingly as he moved through the room. It would be fine. He could share a room with her, it'd be perfectly fine. "It'll only be awkard if we make it awkward. We were friends before anything else. Just two old friends sharing a room. Who knows, we might not be around each other, other than sleeping." He normally stayed out late, so with his luck, she might be asleep by the time he got back to the room. "What bed did you want?" He questioned as he picked up his bag and turned to look at the two beds.

[raisinghellonstarbug]

So I don't know if any Dwarfers had discovered this before but I happened to come across this when I was looking for a picture of Chris from Terrorform when he was drenched in oil half naked and I read this interesting fact on the Red Dwarf website...

This was a genuine fact from the production of making the series V episode Terrorform and I have to say I was smiling with absolute glee when I found this out:

“Chris was less lucky in Terrorform. While the body-oiling might have seemed an enjoyable idea, the reality was less so. The set was strewn with wood shavings which, during the shoot, made their way into the oil - and therefore onto Chris' helpless body. Despite this, Craig was continually moaning that Chris got the girl two weeks on the trot (Holoship and Terrorform) and the writers teased him with the idea that Rimmer and Lister had a major snog together in a forthcoming episode!”

I MEAANNN...

If this doesn’t prove that Rimmer and Lister are canon then I don’t know what does!!

They made JOKES about it, it became A THING that the production crew KNEW was like RIGHT THERE. Rimmer and Lister BAM could have happened SOONER than series VII!

I’m sure Chris would have been much happier to get Craig in the sack than all the ladies ;)

Anyway i just thought you other fellow Rimmer x Lister shippers may appreciate this if you hadn’t already.

*Here is the link to the post on the website*

BONUS:

(Chris Barrie half naked)

[grossbabygoblin]

I'm sorry people have come at you in such a rude and aggressive way. The things they say to you say more about themselves than it does about you, you aren't doing anything to hurt anyone. You don't need to explain yourself at all! You have personal reasons and you already emphasized that ddlg is between 2 consenting adults. It shouldn't be anyone else's business. Plus your blog does say no minors. People coming at you are the ones with the problem, not you. Stay safe, you're absolutely amazing.

Thank you so much anon, I really needed to hear that. 💕 

Im v sensitive so even the littlest attacks from ppl hurt 😅 I know that person was coming from their own perspective and understanding of what ddlg is even though it’s inaccurate, but still, they were meaannn. 

I hope you are doing well and staying safe too! 😊      

[argasks]

Alex, I don't think that was the real Mikey. Something is very wrong

w Hat d O y ou Meaannn?