#DOING THIS BCOS IM BEHIND and i dont want there to be inconsistencies. sorry everyone for this massive throwback!!

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𝐦𝐢𝐦𝐢    ;    ʙᴇᴀᴄʜ ʜᴜᴛ ᴄᴏɴꜰᴇꜱꜱɪᴏɴᴀʟꜱ  #5 !  ( day 17 )

are you happy with how the recoupling went for you? did you get your first choice ?

  “ luke was my first choice, and i'm happy i got to pick him, although i do kind of wish he'd had to pick...” mimi admits, twiddling a lock of hair around her finger. validation is important to her, almost as much as touch, so it’s nice to hear when someone admits ( in front of everyone )  that they want you.  “ i guess after the whole sitch with dylan, it would've been nice to hear him grovel. i do have some reservations, what with the kissing and the lying, but fingers crossed we can move past it. ”   mimi holds her hand up in the air, one finger crossed over the other.  “ don't fuck up again, luke ! haha. ”

what was the biggest surprise of the recoupling for you ?

 “ kenny picking romi, for sure. i felt like she'd go for someone less... married off. like yeah, it’s fun to rock the boat, but if you’re like, rocking the boat just for the sake of making a stir, and you’re not actually gonna get anywhere with the person you chose, it feels like a wasted shot, no ?  callie would have been the obvious choice. callie and kenny... calkenny ? kencal ? whatever. i'm rooting for them. ”

how do you feel about losing charlotte ?

 “ oh crap. charlotte ! ”   mimi starts, clutching her face in shock. she knew they were missing someone !    “ yeah, that's literally devastating. couldn't have happened to a nicer gal, I-M-O. but also like, not being shady, but it's hard to make a lasting impression if you blend into the background ? don't get me wrong i LOVE charlotte. but that's probably just because she agrees with everything i say. ”  on reflection, most of mimi’s strongest female friendships start that way. big personalities and more argumentative types tend to rub her the wrong way.  “ anyway, charlotte, if you're watching this, you're doing amazing, sweetie. i can't wait for your dms to blow up with kind, sweet, princes ready to whisk you off your feet ! give my love to enzo. ”

what do you think of the new bombshells, maddox and sebastien? are either of them your type/someone you’d go for?

“ hell yeah. i mean, i probably shouldn't say that — i'm back with luke now — but last time i was in here i was like, producers ! send me a sexy bombshell !  and they sent two ! damn. ”  not that they were sent specifically for mimi. and clearly neither of them were that interested. “—and NEITHER of them picked me for a date. also damn. like, what the fuck ?  i feel like seb has this fun, infectious kind of energy to him that's impossible not to like. and maddox... well... he's like if someone got dwayne the rock johnson and rege jean page and mixed them in a blender. every time i look at him, my mouth starts to water. but he picked naomi for his date, so he's made his bed ( though clearly not with naomi )  so i guess he might as well sleep in it. ”  she’s done the whole being-second-best-to-naomi thing. she’s not about to catch that vibe again. not only is it exhausting, it’s demeaning. what’s so fucking great about naomi anyway ?  other than a fat wallet and a reliable father figure, what does she have that mimi doesn’t ?    “ boy, bye ! ”

who do you think they’re most likely to go for ?

“ maddox is clearly gunning for naomi. ”  which has her miffed, to say the least.  “ he picked kenny too, but i feel like that's a dead ting. i'm pretty sure i'd have more luck with kenny than maddox would. she's not batting for maddox's team. i actually think it's like, a totally different sport. with seb, it's harder to guage. maybe marcus, although that would be a gamble. i hope he goes for dylan. that way, he'd be out of mine and luke's hair. ”   god knows they could do without the added stress of another love triangle.

is there anyone in the villa outside of your couple that you’re still trying to get to know?

“ totally controversial, and this is strictly off-record, but i get the vibe that there’s like, unfinished business with josh. i don't care, i'll say what i want. ” she shrugs, tossing her hair over her shoulder, and placing a sizzling finger against her own ass.  “ and maybe maddox ? if i can get over the fact that he didn't pick me for a date. ”