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came-out-of-the-coffin-desisted · 1 year ago

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bitch who regularly slaughters the innocent for fun and pleasure: “you can’t make my friends go on suicide missions!!! they’re MY friends. i don’t care if his ex/goddess/whatever they are now says so, he’s in MY HOAR—i mean friend group! my friend group and i say no so. away with you. i have to go back to stringing him along while i fuck a vampire spawn’

#favorite and best thing about valtrid is they’re an archfey warlock AND the dark urge. so they may not know who the hell they are but they #DO know their patron loves and cherishes them bc they’re like the mortal version of a fey. only in dragon form.#very very very possessive of Their Things. of which they consider the rest of the party to be their crowning jewels. if you could romance #the whole party they would but they can’t so instead they just string them all along while they play for keeps with astarion #so the mystra thing? infuriates them. the mizora thing? infuriates them. the zariel thing? infuriates them. the cazador thing? they’re going #to peel that guy like a grape and juice him #bg3 spoilers #baldur’s gate 3 spoilers #baldur’s gate spoilers #baldurs gate 3 spoilers

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