#DO YOU WANT VAMPIRE SNAKE? I DONT THINK YOU'RE PREPARED FOR VAMPIRE SNAKE. HES NOT V NICE.
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i think i'd be a horrible vampire, like, in terms of my comic's version of them- i'd be too lazy to do all that shit zero does.
#who has time to fucking. manipulate and hypnotize people or whatever man im just gonna fucking. drink some guy no one will remembers#blood. why do you gotta fucking. industrialize your vampirism you weirdo#so mcuh effort and for what. jim over here is gonna last me for days and you have all these excess humans just waiting in your#torture dungeon chambers or whatever tf you got going on just groaning in agony and ik that cant be fun to listen to no matter how#insulated your mansioncastle is. just begging you kill them like ik you get off to it but its gotta get annoying at some point right#why not haul yourself a jim around and then when hes tapped dry go for a josh yaknow. why hoard all these ppl.#what if they die and you didnt even finish them. just wasteful. just like my dad with his ciggs. fucking. smoking them halfway#then putting them out then NOT PICKING THEM UP AGAIN. WTF.#makes sense that zero is inspired by him in many ways sdkjsdghjvsdghj#i shouldnt give him the idea of keeping humans alive to get a steady flow though bc hes no doubt gonna turn that into some sort of.#torture thing too#my ocs#zero#this is how ik all of zeros henchmen are just lazy mf's bc they rely on his industrialized human farm factory shit or w/e hes got going on#for sustenance than just fucKING GOING OUT AND GETTING A FUCKING JIM.#ok let me stop. bc canonically I used to be his jim once so. lets maybe not give him the idea again.#he doesnt know how to treat a jim right. even if we are just using him for blood. jim still deserves a nice burger now n then.#see kids and this is why some people just shouldnt live. you've taken everything from jim u can at least treat him nice#thanks for being here jim. no you can never leave. uvu#>barely even started posting the comic#>already dropping hints at there being past life stories about my ocs i've written too#DO YOU WANT VAMPIRE SNAKE? I DONT THINK YOU'RE PREPARED FOR VAMPIRE SNAKE. HES NOT V NICE.#HES AS NICE AS HE CAN BE GIVEN CIRCUMSTANCES BUT THE VAMPIRISM IS SO THAT THAT MAKES IT NEARLY IMPOSSIBLE#IMMA MAKE YOU BEG FOR MY REGULAR-DEGULAR BATSELF OK HJVSDFHJVDSF#theres actually so much past life shit its kind of silly
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