#DO YOU WANT THE GEESE TO REMEMBER YOU AS THE GUY WHO DID THAT. CUZ I SURE AS FUCK DON'T | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

pa-pa-plasma · 9 months ago

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people are so weird about stopping for animals on the road. sorry but if you don't have the ability to see that the squirrel standing on the side of the completely straight 40kph road 10 houses ahead is going to bolt in front of you, you can't do that with children either & should not be driving. it is literally a skill issue.

#''so you're expecting me to predict the future??'' no i'm telling you to pay fucking attention to the road dumbass #i have yet to hit anyone or anything because i pay attention to what is on the road around me & i go the speed limit #i managed to stop my car when a deer jumped out in front of me in the middle of the night because of this apparently supernatural skill #sorry if you can't do this maybe you shouldn't be driving then #edit to say the dude i'm arguing with about this just said they have t.rex vision. they ''only hit things that aren't moving''#WRONG thing to say to me very specifically there bud. t.rex had AMAZING vision #also you don't even live here. you're in toronto. why are you here #plus admitting you hit things with your car does not help your case. i am not convinced you shouldn't have your licence taken away #funny how you can say ''i follow the speed limit & pay attention'' & people will get mad at that #to the point you actively have to tell them ''do you think i'm swerving into oncoming traffic? cuz i am not doing that''#also i guarantee their stance would change in less than a second when i remind them BABY CANADIAN GEESE ARE RAISED HERE #THEY WALK ON THE ROAD TO GET TO THE RIVER. DO YOU WANT TO BE RESPONSIBLE FOR BABY GEESE DYING #DO YOU WANT THE GEESE TO REMEMBER YOU AS THE GUY WHO DID THAT. CUZ I SURE AS FUCK DON'T #i live next to the river & an elementary school & there are a criminal lack of crosswalks #i am going the fucking speed limit & i don't care if that pisses you off or makes you late. you are the weirdo here #editing again to say i'm teaching this guy about dinosaur evolution now. character development

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