#DM gives us lots of wacky fun OP stuff so that she can throw wacky OP monsters at us

[realwizardshit]

so my DM has a house rule where if you roll two nat 1s, you get a permanent bane on whatever you rolled, and if you roll two nat 20s you get a permanent boon. this works because our roll20 settings have it so that every d20 roll happens twice and we just pick either the first roll for normal, or the higher/lower roll for advantage/disadvantage. this results in player characters accumulating these buffs and debuffs over time and gradually getting Weirder. for example, in this way my paladin has:

enchanted her own sword twice

acquired a weakness to Fire

lost her ability to grapple effectively

upgraded her own darkvision

gained the ability to detect lies by measuring heart rate (my pedantic ass must add that this is pseudoscience but it's just dnd we're all having fun here)