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[theruffleddaisy]

Blindfolded Painting: Transforming the Ugly into Beautiful - 4 Things I Learned Along The Way

Discover the transformative power of blindfolded painting as a metaphor for turning life’s chaos into beauty. Learn how to infuse your personality into challenging circumstances to create a beautiful masterpiece. Life can be messy, and we often find ourselves living with the chaos that it throws our way. Sometimes, it may feel like there’s no beauty to be found in our struggles. But what if I…

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Darkest Desire

Based off of this nonnie request! It’s a bit scarier than intended and I do apologise for that teehee. There’s also no smut…

Blurb: With a group of friends you visit the local Halloween Scare walk, an event that is hosted annually out in the creepy plaines of Hawkins and whilst it’s masks on for the locals, it’s very much masks off for the scare actors…

Pairing: Scare Actor!Eddie x Reader

Warnings: 18+, the holiday of Halloween is mentioned, talk of blood/gore, faux blades/knives, cursing, reader is referred to as girl, use of pet names, degrading, praising, stalking (cat&mouse), sly/cocky and slightly mean!Eddie. Characters are all 20+

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divider by @reveriesources

Crunchy dry blood orange leaves litter the earth and frost tainted wind nips at your nose and cheeks. The squeals of excited children racing by your costume clad frame fills your ears with immense joy and you giggle airily as they launch themselves into one another. Racing toward the brightly lit luminescent funfair games in hopes of winning a stuffed animal or a goldfish in a bag.

Their parents lug behind them, their attire consisting of some makeshift costume they had thrown together at the last minute in hopes of pleasing their tiny humans and earning themselves a quiet car ride without any tantrums or fuss.

Your group, on the other hand, weren’t here for the childish and conning games. You were all here for the Scare Walk.

You hadn’t agreed on a coherent group costume so it was a pick and mix of totally different genres and ideas and from an outside perspective it was abundantly clear that there was no communication on the matter whatsoever.

Steve was dressed as the main character from Nightmare On Elm Street, Freddy Kruger. Nancy clearly had helped with the makeup aspect of the costume assemble but everything else screamed Harrington. He cropped the stripped knitted jumper to better suit his athletic frame and his hair was still very much classic Steve.

Robin had taken a whole new approach, dressing up as the colourful Rubik’s Cube puzzle toy. Deriving inspiration from the colourful squares she wore a long black jumpsuit covered in humongous reflective and vibrant square sequins. She more resembled a neon glitter ball, but you gave her the benefit of the doubt.

Nancy’s body was hugged by a khaki green boiler suit that had the long legs cut off and on her back she wore a black backpack with some DIY altercations made to it. She has begged Mike to help her create her costume, and that’s how she ended up dressed as a Ghostbuster, putting a strong feminine spin on the male dominated film. You hadn’t expected anything less from Nance, she was always looking for ways to empower women and her costume made you smile. Proud.

Jonathan had chosen a much whackier costume to better fit with his personality. The pungent smell of weed radiating from his body only complimented the fluorescent green costume he was wearing and the radioactive orange bandana blindfolded over his eyes. He had opted for the beloved character from the children’s series Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’, Michelangelo. Which shouldn’t have surprised you— but it did.

And finally, you had chosen something distinctively different from your friends. You had made the bold choice to go as a flapper girl from the 1920’s, inspired by Fitzgeralds novel The Great Gatsby. It was a bold move because you paired the costume with kitten heels and although they were small you knew by the end of the night your feet would be crying out for rest. It is a Scare Walk after all. Your body was adorned by glitter and lace and the fringe of your dress tickled at the exposed skin of your legs.

It was a bit chilly tonight, but you were having too much of a ball to really hone in and pay attention to the sharp gusts of wind. Steve and Robin were arguing over whose costume was more original and whilst Robin’s was, Steve always somehow managed to argue himself into being ‘right’.

“Talk to me when you have hand sewn a bazillion sequins onto something and not just took a pair of shears to a ratty old sweater.” Robin remarks with a smirk, crossing her arms over her chest and marching ahead of Steve.

“Hey! I’ll have you know that it was surprisingly difficult to cut this thing into a straight line— and it isn’t ratty or old, I literally bought it like two days ago.” Steve fires back with a squinted gaze as he follows closely behind Robin’s reflective beacon of light that seems to lead us through the dimness. Nancy grumbles inwardly to herself.

“Can you two stop bickering like babies? We’re here to have fun! So let’s go and do that!” She hooks her arm with yours, charging forward, “I heard that some people from campus are working here this year. I don’t know what they’re doing but isn’t that exciting? We might bump into them!” You admired how Nancy could make a good situation out of everything, however you didn’t quite share her enthusiasm for meeting people you already knew. Nancy was all about making and strengthening connections whereas you wanted to just have fun— judgement free.

And now that you knew that your peers were watching your every move you couldn’t help but feel your confidence shrink slightly and your words clam up. Dying in your throat before they could ever be heard aloud.

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The walk started off relatively slow and rather boring. You kept mistaking your dress tickling your calf’s as insects running up the skin of your legs and Robin would giggle at the way your head was constantly shooting downward.

“You seem awfully jittery— is someone scared already?” She taunts, wiggling her eyebrows at you and grinning widely as she did.

You scoff in response, “Please. I’m nearly dozing off back here.”

An eerie dark silence falls over the group and the golden haze from the spooky funfair starts to fade into the background behind you as you venture further and deeper into the doom and gloom of night fall.

The smell of sweet popcorn no longer lingers in the hairs of your nostrils and a sinister chill runs down the back of your spine; like fingers tickling your bare skin.

“Are we sure we are sticking to the trail? It’s getting pretty dark out here— OH MY FUCKING GOD!!” Two little girls dressed in bloody dresses and horrifying makeup charge toward you from a nearby hidden brush. Their eyes glow a disturbing shade of white and they hold faux knives that still look devilishly real. You stumble backwards, nearly collapsing from shock however before you could fall to the ground you feel a hard body hit your back which makes you scream out in terror.

The figure laughs at you, jeering and sharp as you whip around to meet him and your hand is quick to find your chest. Your fingers claw at the fabric of your dress and you fist the fabric with a shaky grip. You’re panting, struggling for breath and the skull painted face looms over you for a moment too long; cocking his head to the side as he examines your costume.

That’s when you realise something. Something that you immediately recognised as a dark secret. A dark desire that should be kept hidden.

As his onyx orbs gleam and glare down at you, you feel a wave of heat feather your cold skin. Your core pulses between your thighs and your mouth hangs open in dreadful clarity; you were fucking turned on by this.

His chiselled face is painted to resemble a bare skull. White with inky dark circles that deepen his eye sockets and his cheekbones are defined with thick blended shadowy lines. His lips are painted black to match his contours and he has hand drawn on a stretched toothy smile and an empty nose cavity.

He doesn’t speak a single word.

He just stares at you. Almost as if he is furious with you.

And before long he drags himself away from you, like the simple task is deemed painful and impossible for him.

His torso is dressed in a fitted white button down shirt which is rolled up to his elbows and it exposes his tattooed forearms. On his legs he wears a simple but professional pair of black trousers paired with black suspenders that sling over his shoulders. On his feet he has combat boots supporting his ankles and some sort of padded device strapped around the joint of his knees.

You gawk at him as he skates across the concrete on his knees at an alarmingly fast rate toward another group of poor people; leaving sparks of light in his dust as they squirm and scream. Some of them even go as far to sprint off into the darkness away from him; which leaves the masked man cackling darkly and running after them.

“Holy shit! I had no idea he would be working here this year!” Steve slaps the palm of his hand onto your shoulder as he chuckles heavily and you pull away from him confused and slightly annoyed.

“Who is ‘he’ and how do you know him?” Steve’s laughter dies out slowly and his hands come to rest on his hips. A stance that he did often. The rest of the gang come to join you with curious expressions on their faces.

“Seriously? You don’t recognise him?” There’s a pause as you shake your head ‘no’ and Steve rolls his amber eyes dramatically, “That’s Eddie Munson, dipshit. He’s always smoking weed out in the courtyard on campus? Playing with the fire from the benson burner during chemistry— is this ringing any bells?” You shrug, crossing your arms defensively over your chest.

Is Eddie Munson someone you should know about?

“He has long, curly hair— not better than mine but hey, it’s definitely up there.” Steve’s hand smooths over his slicked back hair that is thick with gel and you laugh, now being able to form an image of Eddie in your mind.

“Ohh, the metal head? He sometimes walks around with his guitar slung over his back?” You reply as you begin to walk off after realising that you have all come to a stand still— and partially because you want to see Eddie again.

“Yeah! He is wicked with a guitar! I’ve seen him play.” Robin chirps from your left and Nancy hums on your right.

“He is pretty good.” Jonathan speaks through a mouthful of candy and you try to disguise your disgust as you unfortunately get a glimpse of the food on his tongue.

“Right…” is all you quietly reply as your eyes scan the bluish darkness. You can hear an owl hooting off in the distance and if it weren’t for the jump scares waiting for you, you would find this promenade quite peaceful.

Crickets whisper conversations from the tall blades of grass and you can see lanterns dotted up ahead of you. They cast ghoulish shadows all around the dirt path and your head twitches from side to side— trying to catch any of the silhouettes moving.

But they don’t.

You have strayed further ahead of the group, their voices hitting your ears in the form of muffled sounds but you don’t bother to wait on them. They are too busy laughing and booing at some of the scare actors whereas your heart is still palpitating at a ridiculous rate from the last scare.

Some of the actors were so gruesomely scary that you felt transported into your favourite slasher films whereas the others were just looming and ominous— more human. Humans are the scariest creatures after all. You fear your own kind in opposition to the unknown.

That’s why when the familiar skull skates over to you on his knees, you freeze this time. No fight or flight; just freeze. Your mouth gaping wide as his nose nearly brushes yours.

“Eddie.” His name is a breathless squeeze from your lungs as it leaves your mouth. You have to say his name aloud in order to ground your thundering heart. Were you excited or frightened? Maybe it was a mixture of both.

Whatever it was, the man stood in front of you wasn’t best pleased. His eyes narrow into irritated slits and his fingers toy with a piece of your hair— twirling it before yanking on it playfully.

Steve, Nancy, Robin and Jonathan all sprint past you in urgency. They screaming until their throats run raw as a deranged man with a faux chainsaw chases after them. Hot on their heels.

You and Eddie go unnoticed by them… and now…

Now you feel afraid.

“Y’know you aren’t supposed to address the actors personally, right?” He sneers through a tight jaw.

“He speaks.” You quip back sassily and Eddie huffs a distorted laugh.

“I’ve seen you around campus— even prettier up close. It’s a shame your attitude ruins that.” He circles you like a shark in water and you follow him. Twirling around makes you dizzy but Eddie’s chuckle makes your dizzier.

“Like a little lost lamb.” He coos, “Where are your cronies? Seems they’ve ditched.” His glove clad knuckle grazes your cheek and you flinch away from his soft touch. Taking a few steps back you widen the close distance between the two of you.

This causes Eddie to grin hugely; showing all of his teeth as he did.

“What? Don’t tell me you’re scared now?” He prowls toward you however you are quick to match every one of his steps. He takes a stride forward? You take a step back.

“You could run away if you wanted… but that’ll only entice me more. Didn’t they tell you? I love the chase.” His voice is a low animalistic growl and you couldn’t understand if this was Eddie or his character talking to you. Was this all an act or was he genuinely this menacing?

“I thought you actors weren’t supposed to get this close to the public…” You hunch your shoulders upward toward your ears as you cower away from his stalky frame and he stares through you; the gears in his head turning.

You shift on the balls of your feet uncomfortably and your skin blazes beneath his intense gaze.

“You’re blushing.” He says matter of factly and suddenly you feel the need to straighten your posture and try to get as far from him as possible.

“I am not.” The lie is pathetic as it meets the frosted air and Eddie smiles eerily.

“It’s the makeup, isn’t it? You like the makeup.” His head strains back on his neck as he lets out a loud laugh, “Fuck— that’s pathetic. You must be into some really weird shit.”

“I- that’s absurd!! I have no idea what you’re talking about!” You squeal and slink your arms around your torso. Partially because you were cold but also to be protective and assertive of yourself, “You don’t even know me—“ Eddie interjects, his finger tapping impatiently against his painted lips.

“Shhhh.” You feel the soft grain of his leather gloves as they tickle your skin and Eddie’s hands fully embrace your bare shoulders, “It’s okay— I like your costume too, I suppose.” He shrugs his shoulders nonchalantly, “I mean, it’s a bit outdated and boring but hey, you look good.” He flashes you a teasing wink that is nearly enough to make your lungs implode with lack of oxygen.

“Goodbye, Munson.” You swivel on your kitten heels and briskly find the frozen dirt path again. Your head involuntarily looks over your shoulder, trying to catch sight of Eddie one last time as you leave him behind but to your total disadvantage the metal head was no longer standing where you had left him.

He too, had taken off.

And unbeknownst to you, you had just pressed play on one of Eddie Munson’s all time favourite games; Cat and mouse.

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It was getting later and later with every passing second and you couldn’t find your friends anywhere. You had last seen them run off whilst laughing and screaming in total horror but you hadn’t seen them since.

Had they actually ditched you and went home?

Once the thought infiltrated your psyche you contemplated on cutting the scare walk short and heading back to the funfair to search for them. However, going back meant that you had to go alone and there was something devilish about that.

To your left, through a thick canvas of sweetgum trees you can hear the owl again. Hooting softly— a sound that should calm your nerves but instead it tugs on them viciously. It’s more like an emergency siren warning you. A sign for you to run and to never look back.

A man made whistle slices through the chirping of the birds and it cuts at your skin like the edge of a blade. You look left and right, frantically dancing in circles as you try to determine where it’s coming from; but you are met with nothingness.

“Eddie, if that’s you then cut it out! This isn’t funny!” Your fingernails pinch at your skin as you begin to walk panicked in the opposite direction. Never paying attention to what’s in front of you, your gaze always trailing off to the side and behind you.

That’s when you see him— the skull peering at you from a dark line of trees in the distance. Your feet come to a staggering stop as you eye him. Was your mind playing tricks on you? Was Eddie really staring back at you or were you deluding yourself?

You swallow thickly, your mouth dry as you watch him emerge from the greenery. Before your brain can compute what your body is doing you are running; charging into the fullness of the forest.

Tree branches whip and rip at your skin, causing it to redden and sting. You wince but you continue soldiering on, your shoulders barge through sticks and nettles and thorns.

Your mind had convinced you that this was real. That you were being chased by a psycho.

“Hey— hey, stop!! It’s okay! Wait—“ Eddie is close behind you, crunching twigs beneath his boots but you are quicker than he is; more frightened and resilient to get as far from him as possible. For your own safety.

“Sweetheart! Stop!” You can hear him getting frustrated as he trudges through the cluttered landscape but you can see lights shining in front of you, just up ahead, and it causes you to force your legs to quicken. Desperate to reach there.

But just before you explode onto the funfair grounds your legs give way beneath you and you crash to the ground. The palms of your hands scrape against the jagged forest floor and your dress rips against a spiked log. You thought this shit only happened in the movies— but tonight you were proven wrong.

You look behind you and your eyes well up with tears of both pure adrenaline and fear at Eddie propelling himself toward you.

You bring up your hands around your head to protect yourself as you shrink back onto the floor, over the fact that your hair is full of pine needles and your knees are scraped and bleeding.

Eddie crouches by your side, a deep frown on his face and worry in his eyes.

“Hey, sweet girl, you’re okay…” Eddie bites off his leather gloves and throws them to the soft earth. He is gentle to pry your cold hands away from your muddied face and he hisses quietly at the temperature of your skin compared to his. He examines the palms of your hands tenderly, “Ouch… this must hurt. What were you thinking?”

Your foolishness almost causes Eddie to laugh, but after witnessing the genuine anxiety plaguing your features he decides not to.

“It was too real.” You blubber, letting out a dampened sob and Eddie’s heart pangs with guilt and sorrow, “I couldn’t find anyone and… and I saw you and I just couldn’t think of anything else…”

“I’m sorry, love. C’mere, let me help you up.” Eddie is crouched down, his knees bent as he braces himself in front of your shaking frame. He outstretches his hands toward you and you take them hesitantly.

Thanks to Eddie’s strength he pulls your weak body up to meet his with ease and he hold you against his chest. Breathing softly as he tries to calm your laboured and nervous breaths.

“I really am sorry… it’s just me, ‘Kay? I’m not gonna hurt you. I promise.” He peppers comforting pecks into your hair and your nails claw at the back of his shirt, “It must’ve been pretty scary; being out there all alone with me.”

You nod, your mind finally calming at the sound of his lulling and gentle voice.

“I do like the makeup.” Your confession is meek and muffled against his chest, “I think there must be something wrong with me.” You laugh, managing to pull away his chest and look at him much more confidently now.

“Not at all,” Eddie grins, “I think it’s quite the opposite, actually. Very normal— it might even be considered vanilla to some people out there.” Although you have removed yourself from the skull painted man’s chest, the closeness between the both of you remains the same.

The truth was; Eddie had always admired you. Your intelligence and your cunning. You were beautiful, which was the cherry on top of your infectiously bright personality. He had noticed you at the beginning of the academic year and he was too chicken to talk to you. You both were connected through Steve but Steve never really paid attention to Eddie’s longing and begging looks toward you.

But Steve didn’t have to say anything. Not anymore. Because you could see it for yourself. You could see beneath the intricate paint on his face that Eddie felt something for you. You weren’t sure what it was; lust, a crush or plain friendship but you could see it. Feel it.

“You must think I’m a total freak.”

“You have no idea who you’re talking to, sweetheart. I am the biggest freak to have ever lived.” Eddie lets out a giddy chuckle and his hands continue to rest lightly around your body. You welcome his lingering touch and his nearness. It felt familiar. Nice.

“We both look like weirdos standing out here in the dark.” Your eyes scan around the auburn horizon of tall trees and a soft smile rests on your smudged lipstick covered lips, “People are going to think we’ve been up to no good.”

Eddie smiles, his hand coming to stroke your cheek gently and tuck some of your rouge hair behind your ear, “With how windswept your hair is, I wouldn’t be surprised.”

You both stand there, the air is clouded with electrifying tension and you can’t think of anything else other than how badly you want him to kiss you.

“I wanna take you out… on a date.” His hands cup your face, “When I’m not this caricature. I’ll just be me and you will be you. You won’t have to run from me…” His cold nose brushes the tip of yours, “I won’t have to chase you.” You can smell mint and nicotine on his breath and you have never been more intoxicated by anything in your entire life.

“What’d ya say, sweet girl? Let me take you somewhere nice so I can kiss you properly at the end of the night?” There is a slight desperation to his voice and you bite your lip to suppress a wide smile.

“I’d like you to chase me, Eddie. Chase me with daisies and a boombox and your guitar. You won’t have to run after me for long…” You are dangerously close to him now, your breath quickening as you press a chaste kiss to the corner of his mouth. It takes every ounce of self control not to eat his entire mouth with yours, “Take me anywhere. As long as it’s with you.”

“I will.” He promises.

“And kiss me at the end of the night?” You are desperate yourself now, your eyes sparkling with moonlight as you look up into his shadowy hues.

“I will.” He strokes your hair so delicately; like you are the most precious thing he has ever handled, “I promise.”

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[orimuraa]

⋆｡˚ ꕥ That old fashioned love - OT7

(synopsis) ➼ special dates with enhypen ↺

ot7!enhypen x fem!reader ➼ fluff ➼ petnames, kisses ➼ wc 899

𝑳𝒆𝒆 𝑯𝒆𝒆𝒔𝒆𝒖𝒏𝒈 - 이희승

“can i look now?” you ask, having absolutely no idea where you were as the blindfold prevented any vision. “not yet baby, wait just a couple more minutes,” you hear heeseung chuckle. “okay, you can take it off now,” he lets go of your arm (that was leading you) and nervously waits for your reaction. the first thing you see after taking off the blindfold is the beautiful, pink cherry blossoms, decorating the ground, the trees, and fluttering around in the sky. “hee- it’s beautiful,” you say in awe, twirling around to take in your surroundings. you and heeseung had always talked about wanting to have a date in the cherry blossom park during the spring, so here you were, holding heeseung’s hand, savoring these sweet and quiet moments with him, and exchanging sweet whispers of “i love you”s.

𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝑱𝒐𝒏𝒈𝒔𝒆𝒐𝒏𝒈 - 박종성

lately, you had been super busy and stressed just from your life. so, jay took this as an opportunity to take you out on a nice date to help you de-stress. "jongie? where are we?" you asked cautiously, slowly starting to recognize your surroundings. "oh my- is this where we first met?!" you exclaimed, instantly recognizing where jay had brought you. "yep! i thought it would be nice to have a picnic maybe? i brought some lunch for us," jay chuckled, adoring your surprised face. "thank you jongie, i really needed this," you signed, leaning in and pressing a kiss to his lips. "anything for you angel, i just want you to be happy," and happy you were.

𝑺𝒊𝒎 𝑱𝒂𝒆𝒚𝒖𝒏 - 심재윤

"sweets? get ready to go cause i just reserved us a table at our favorite restaurant!" jake smiled, making little jazz hands. if he wasn't so damn cute and someone you loved very much, you would probably yell at him for only giving you a 2 hour notice to get ready. "ah! i have to start getting ready!" you exclaimed frantically, rushing off to your room. "who takes 2 hours to get ready?" jake mumbled. by the time you were done, it was almost time to leave. "ready sweets?" he asked, a sweet smile on his face. you nodded, linking arms with your handsome boyfriend, also leaning in quickly to press a peck to his cheek. it was these small dinner dates that were what you looked forward to most. even the staff at the restaurant recognized you guys.

𝑷𝒂𝒓𝒌 𝑺𝒖𝒏𝒈𝒉𝒐𝒐𝒏 - 박성훈

the sound of skates gliding on the ice was oddly comforting to you and sunghoon. it was your guys' special place together where lots of memories were made. as sunghoon finished tying your laces, you didn't realize he had finished, too busy admiring his features. "baby? you okay?" he asked, noticing that you spaced out. "huh? oh yeah! i was just admiring your face.." you blushed, suddenly feeling quite warm. he let out a smooth laugh, revealing his adorable fangs. "alright, c'mon princess, let's get skating!" he smiled, lacing his fingers with yours. this was sunghoon's happiness. both of his loves in one place. the skating rink was probably you and sunghoon's second home, but it was a good home.

𝑲𝒊𝒎 𝑺𝒖𝒏𝒐𝒐 - 김선우

it's no secret that kim sunoo LOVES skincare. so he would always love spa dates with you whether it was a diy one at home, or actually going to a spa together. today was your day off and since it had been quite a stressful week, sunoo decided to help you relax a bit with a spa date at home. he prepared all the products and face masks but also not forgetting your favorite take-out. "sun sun! is this all for me?" you exclaimed, your heart warming at the special date sunoo had prepared for you. "yup! my baby deserves only the best!" he smiled, pulling you in to kiss your sweet lips. "now, let's help you relax hm?" he whispered against your lips, kissing them once more.

𝒀𝒂𝒏𝒈 𝑱𝒖𝒏𝒈𝒘𝒐𝒏 - 양정원

"wonnie? are we where i think we are?" you asked, memories coming back to you of the place you were in. the park was still so pretty and the play-structure still stood tall. the place where jungwon confessed to you. "you remember it baby?" his eyes softening at you. "of course i do! it's where you confessed to me," you smiled back at him, giving his hand a squeeze. he led you by the hand over to the same grassy hill that he told you he liked you. "i love you so much," he whispered against your lips, holding you close to him. you could practically hear his heartbeat. "i love you more wonnie," and with that, you both leaned in, connecting your lips together.

𝑵𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒎𝒖𝒓𝒂 𝑹𝒊𝒌𝒊 - 西村 力

today, riki had told you to clear your schedule and that he had something special planned for you. so here you were, a blindfold over your eyes and a laughing riki "guiding" you to a mysterious location. once he finally took off the blindfold, you were greeted with a bunch of adorable cats staring up at you. "ki, did you bring me to a cat cafe?" your eyes darted to all the cats that surrounded you and your boyfriend. "yes ma'am! i remember you had mentioned once that you really wanted to go to one," he grinned, chuckling at how cute you looked. "oh thank you ki!! i love you so much!" you exclaimed, jumping up to hug him. "i love you too little love. anything to make you happy."

thank you to my sae bae, @saeivra, for the idea! i hope you rest up well bby! <333 if you enjoyed, please like and reblog! its much appreciated!

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[dimthelighting]

Close your eyes and empty your head; better yet, allow us me. 

Word count: 191 (short and, well, raunchy)

You had gotten a bit over-curious with Satoru’s blindfold. The sight of you all clueless as to what’s going on around you expands the idea of the activities that could be done with you in it for the boys.

Contains: DIY porn, cuckolding, blindfold, voyeurism, exhibitionism

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Bent over with your ass in the air, eyes covered, and moans escaping your lips as a cock slides in and out of you at a rapid pace. You were moaning a name, but it wasn’t the right one. No, the one that you belonged to sat in a chair in the corner of the room, watching as he stroked himself quietly. 

Your moans and screams were much too loud to hear anything else, and you couldn’t see the camera sitting on a stand in front of you with the blindfold covering your eyes. You would never find out about this. The first day your boyfriend, unknown to you, willingly allowed his best friend to destroy you from the inside.

But they would know, and this would become their risky routine. Switching positions between using you and watching you be used, recording it, and using the footage to get off together later.

[nekotaylor]

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Own ruffled panties.

Own hipsters.

Own cheeky panties.

Own pantaloons.

Own lacy panties.

Own panties with words on the bottom.

Own crotchless panties.

Own backless panties.

Own panties with a zipper.

Own pouch panties.

Own latex panties.

Bras [13]

Wear a bra.

Own a bra.

Own 5 bras.

Own a training bra.

Own a pushup bra.

Own a strapless bra.

Own a sports bra.

Own a bralette.

Own a T-shirt bra.

Own a lace cup bra.

Own a stick-on bra.

Own a bullet bra.

Own a matching bra set.

Hosiery [14]

Wear pantyhose.

Own a pair of pantyhose.

Own a pair of stockings.

Own a pair of knee highs.

Own a pair of ankle socks.

Own a pair of thigh highs.

Own fishnet stockings.

Own opaque tights.

Own white stockings.

Own patterned stockings.

Own leggings.

Own animal-print stockings.

Own lace-trimmed stockings.

Own 3 different deniers of hosiery.

Lingerie [15]

Own a garterbelt.

Own a fashion corset.

Own a steel-boned corset.

Own a petticoat.

Own a babydoll.

Own a panty-girdle.

Own a bodystocking.

Own a nightgown.

Own a teddy.

Own a chemise.

Own a bustier.

Own a camisole.

Own a peignoir.

Own a negligee.

Own a crinoline.

Shoes [15]

Wear a pair of heels.

Own a pair of women's shoes.

Own 5 pairs of women's shoes.

Own shoes with at least 3 inch heel.

Own shoes with at least 5 inch heel.

Own women's sandals.

Own women's booties.

Own high heeled wedges.

Own stilletos.

Own women's flats.

Own platform heels.

Own Mary Janes.

Own women's sneakers.

Own thigh-high boots.

Own lockeable heels.

Body Accessories [16]

Make a pair of DIY breastforms.

Own breast forms.

Own a breast plate.

Own a chastity cage.

Own clip-on earrings.

Own earrings.

Own dangling earrings.

Own hoop earrings.

Pierce ears.

Pierce tongue.

Pierce nipples.

Pierce belly button.

Own fake nails.

Own hip pads.

Own a wig.

Own temporary tattoos.

Cosmetics [18]

Own Foundation.

Own Blush.

Own Lipstick.

Own Lipliner.

Own Eyeliner.

Own Mascara.

Own Eyeshadow.

Own Makeup remover.

Own Concealer.

Own Eyelash curlers.

Own Fake eyelashes.

Own Highlighter.

Own Bronzer.

Own makeup sponges.

Own makeup brushes.

Own eyebrow pencil.

Own a makeup holder.

Own setting spray.

Toys [17]

Own a butt plug.

Own butt plug training set.

Own vibrating plug.

Own a dildo.

Own a squirting dildo.

Own a ball gag.

Own a penis gag.

Own nipple clamps.

Own hobble chains.

Own arm/leg binders.

Own ballet heels.

Own fleshlight.

Own prostate massager.

Own a blindfold.

Own anal beads.

Own an anal hook.

Own a tail plug.

Lifestyle [23]

Own women's soap.

Own women's shampoo.

Own women's deodorant.

Own women's perfume.

Know women's clothing size (shoes, waist, hip, bust)

Shave pubic hair.

Shave leg hair.

Shave arm hair.

Remove all body hair.

Reshape eyebrows.

Wear hair extensions.

Use home IPL hair removal.

Wear clear nail polish.

Wear colored finger nail polish.

Own colored toe nail polish.

Subscribe to a women's magazine.

Lose weight to become more feminine.

Grow out hair.

Pretend to have a menstrual cycle.

Throw out all male underwear.

Wear panties everyday.

Wear a bra everyday.

Wear women's hosiery everyday.

Outfits [16]

Own a maid outfit.

Own a sissy dress.

Own a school girl outfit.

Own a cheerleader outfit.

Own a secretary outfit.

Own a wedding dress.

Own a prom dress.

Own a little black dress.

Own a clubbing dress.

Own a bodycon dress.

Own a playboy bunny outfit.

Own a women's workout outfit.

Own a princess costume.

Own a gimp suit.

Own a women's cosplay costume.

Own a stepford wife costume.

Training [14]

Remain in chastity for 1 week.

Remain in chastity for 1 month.

Remain in chastity for 1 year.

Wear a corset for 1-4 hours a day.

Wear a corset for 6-10 hours a day.

Wear butt plug for 1-4 hours.

Wear a butt plug for 4-8 hours.

Fit a small dildo anally.

Fit a medium dildo anally.

Fit a large dildo anally.

Fit a small dildo orally.

Fit a medium dildo orally.

Fit a large dildo orally.

Practice applying makeup.

Masturbation [15]

Masturbate in chastity.

Have a ruined orgasm.

Have a self-facial.

Eat your own cum.

Use a vibrator to masturbate.

Have a protate orgasm.

Use a mechanical sex machine.

Watch sissy/feminization hypno.

Finger your anus.

Moan while masturbating.

Use an anal douche.

Have an anal enema.

Gape your ass.

Masturbate by stimulating your nipples.

Perform auto-fellatio.

Sex [23]

Experience a facial.

Get pegged.

Have a threesome.

Have anal sex.

Receive a creampie.

Give a blowjob.

Swallow someone else's cum.

Respond to a booty call.

Have anal sex immediately in the morning.

Have anal sex more than 4 times in one day.

Have anal sex while in chastity.

Have sex while dressed as a woman.

Get spitroasted.

Service a gloryhole.

Have an orgasm from anal sex.

Have anal sex without orgasming.

Experience a bukakke.

Participate in an orgy.

Participate in a gangbang as the center.

Have anal sex in 4 unique positions.

Deepthroat a penis.

Get spanked during sex.

Have anal sex without a condom.

Mental [4]

Give yourself a feminine name.

Write humiliating phrases on your body.

Keep a feminine diary.

Commit to a self-hypnosis schedule.

Cyber [9]

Have an online profile for your female persona.

Use a videochat service (Omegle/Chatroulette) as a woman.

Post pictures of yourself online dressed as a woman.

Post videos of yourself online dressed as a woman.

Have a female image of yourself captioned.

Receive a cum tribute toward your female persona.

Participate in online feminization training.

Complete online feminization tasks.

Receive a feminizing gift from someone.

Public [14]

public tasks can be done twice, once while with female underwear and once while fully dressed as a woman.

Go for a walk in public.

Go to a shopping mall.

Go to a beauty/hair/nail salon.

Go to a restaurant.

Go out on a date.

Go to a lingerie shop.

Go to a movie theatre.

Social [6]

Tell a friend you are interested in feminization.

Tell your significant other you are interested in feminization.

Be in a relationship where you spend a majority of your time in your female persona.

Book a session with a professional dominant.

Have a circle of friends where they primarily know you as your female persona.

Live as your female persona for 2 weeks.

Permanent [11]

Receive breast implants.

Receive butt implants.

Get a feminization themed tattoo.

Microblade your eyebrows.

Get lip brushing surgery.

Get a prince albert piercing.

Get tattooed eyeliner.

Get collage injections.

Take female hormones.

Have facial feminization surgery.

Have an orchiectomy.

Two people with the same score may have very different point breakdowns. That makes it very difficult to accurately describe what kind of sissy a person might be based on their point totals. But I did it anyway just for fun.

Scoring

0-30 : Beginner.

30-60 : Feeling Girly.

60-90 : Exploring Femininity.

90-120 : Crossdresser.

120-150 : Getting Kinky With it.

150-180 : Loud and Proud.

180-210 : Full-Blown Female Persona.

210-240 : Practically Female.

256 - Permanent Sissy

Bonus Achievements

Completionist : Complete all tasks in any category.

Lingerie Lover : Own all items in Panties, Bras, and Lingerie categories.

Fashionista : Own all items in Outfits and Shoes categories.

Female Training : Complete all tasks in Lifestyle and Training categories.

Sex Positive : Complete all tasks in Masturbation and Sex categories.

Experimentalist : Have at least one task completed in every single category.

Attention Whore : Complete all tasks in Cyber, Public, and Social categories.

[merakisphere]

T'add some perspective, I've been making these for about 5 years now, so I've developed quite the muscle memory. I've always joked about how I can probably make this while blindfolded, and so here we are. XD

These are 100% available on my Etsy Shop! You can buy finished/completed ones, as well as DIY kits that I've recently prepared for those feeling a little adventurous! :) Use code TUMBLR at checkout. ;)

Follow // Reblog // Share -> Helps me as an artist grow. :) Ty!

[cozycornerevents]

Cozy Corner Kinktober roundup

I waited a couple more days in case of stragglers (let's face it, I'm talking about myself here), but it's almost mid-November, so here's the Cozy Corner Kinktober roundup post with all the important links and statistics you all have been waiting for!

At the risk of spamming everyone, a big thank you to @theonlymanintheskyisme, @digitalbath2008, @deliciouskeys, @sehtoast, @saintmathieublanc, @blindmagdalena, @blaacknoir, @plasticfangtastic, @kosmochlor, and @jethrowest for creating for the prompts! We're a tiny community, and when I posted the prompts, I had no idea if anybody would have time to create something for this event, so I was so happy to see all your wonderful fills! ❤️ Thank you also to everyone who participated by reading, commenting and reblogging! ❤️

SOME STATS

Our favorite prompts/prompts that got 4 or more fills: overstimulation (7), praise kink (6), prompt of choice (6), macro/micro (5, woohoo!!!), double penetration (4), and voyeurism (4).

Ships with the most fills: Butchlander (12), Homelander x OC (7), Homewell (5), Homelander x reader (5)

First fill: prompt fill for gloves/kink of choice by @theonlymanintheskyisme

Most fills: 18 fills (or 17, depending on how you wanna count :P) by @deliciouskeys

Last fill: tbd, this event isn't closed

Below are links to all fills by prompt -- I couldn't do numbered prompts because there's a character limit on textblocks, apparently. I also probably messed up some links, so please let me know if you spot anything wrong with the links.

Praise kink: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

Gloves: 1, 2, 3

Breeding/pregnancy: 1

Overstimulation: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

Blindfold: 1, 2, 3

Public sex: 1

DIY porn: 1, 2

Five senses: 1, 2

Age play: 1

Orgasm denial: 1, 2, 3

Double penetration: 1, 2, 3, 4

Enema: 1

Nursing/lactation: 1, 2

Forced feminization: 1

Cigarettes: 1

Begging: 1, 2

Shibari: 1, 2

Voyeurism: 1, 2, 3, 4,

Training

Food: 1

Omorashi

Tentacles: 1

Sounding: 1

Cage: 1

Hypnosis

Figging

Macro/Micro: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

Uniform: 1

Sex doll: 1

Facesitting: 1, 2

CNC play: 1

Alternative prompts

Kink of your choice: 1 (collar), 2 (pain), 3 (mirrors), 4 (incest), 5 (exhibitionism), 6 (collar)

Enthusiastic consent

Safeword

Hard limit

Aftercare: 1, 2

Vanilla

Undernegotiated kink

Fantasy: 1

Switch: 1

RACK

Virgin

[xieyaohuan]

Cozy Corner Kinktober 2023

To get us through the Deep Off-season and in the hopes of flooding the Homelander and related ship tags with kink, I've decided to set up a Homie Cozy Corner Kinktober event. 🎉

This event includes 31 kink prompts, one for each day of October (though you don't have to stick to the order), plus a few alternatives for those who want to fill 31 prompts but are uncomfortable with or find no inspiration with some of the main prompts.

The rules are simple: you can do whatever the f%#k you want! Fill however many prompts you want, in whichever order, with whatever ship and any medium you like: fic, art, headcanons, gif sets, video edits - anything! There are various prompts on the list which you can interpret literally, figuratively or creatively - feel free to fill them more than once in different ways. You can also use the same prompt twice but for different media or different ships. You can start preparing now and start posting in October, or, if you don't want to wait that long, you can post as soon as you're done with your prompt fill.

Please tag your posts thoroughly with applicable kinks and any other potential tw so that people can filter out any content they don't want to see in the tags.

As a general tag for the prompt fills, I would suggest #cozy corner kinktober so that people can find the content for this event under one tag. 😊

Prompts are below the cut.

Praise kink

Gloves

Breeding/pregnancy

Overstimulation

Blindfold

Public sex

DIY porn

Five senses

Age play

Orgasm denial

Double penetration

Enema

Nursing/lactation

Forced feminization

Cigarettes

Begging

Shibari

Voyeurism

Training

Food

Omorashi

Tentacles

Sounding

Cage

Hypnosis

Figging

Micro/Macro

Uniform

Sex doll

Facesitting

CNC play

Alternative prompts

Kink of your choice

Enthusiastic consent

Safeword

Hard limit

Aftercare

Vanilla

Undernegotiated kink

Fantasy

Switch

RACK

Virgin

❤️ Looking forward to all of your creations! ❤️

[gay-disabled-characters-showdown]

LGBTQ+ Disabled Characters Showdown Round 2, Wave 3, Poll 15

A character being totally canon LGBTQ+ and disabled was not required to be in this competition. Please check qualifications and propaganda before asking why a character is included.

Check out the other polls in this wave and prior here.

Chirrut Îmwe-Star Wars

Qualifications:

He is canonically blind, and popularly theorized as being in a relationship with Baze Malbus.

Propaganda:

I am very tired but like Look at him! He is so cool and fun and I like him very much.

Additional propaganda by anon: Some more propaganda for Chirrut Imwe: his blindness is never treated as a flaw, he's incredibly capable as a fighter and generally very competent. There's even a scene where he and the other protagonists get captured and blindfolded- he jokes how they're wasting time by covering his eyes, it's a funny moment. Baze and Chirrut have the dynamic of a bickering married couple- sure, nothing is comfirmed but they're very close, see each other as the most important person and I can bet actual money they'd be universally interpreted as a romantic pairing if one of them was a woman.

Submitted by @convenient-plot-device

Melanie King-The Magnus Archives

Qualifications:

Bisexual and blind

Gay and blind and amazing

Melanie ends up being blinded by herself in the fourth season of the Magnus Archives, and ends up in a romantic relationship with another woman in the same season

She is blind and has a girlfriend. Canon disabled and canon wlw win 👍

she has a girlfriend and is blind

She is blind and sapphic (I'm not sure if anything exactly is ever confirmed in canon, but most people refer to her as a lesbian)

Propaganda:

she’s iconic

I love her

Oh I love my horrible woman who did many things wrong but in a way I sympathize with and also enjoy because she deserves to be a hater. Anyways so Melanie's very first appearance involved her arguing with Jon and and dismissing the way the Magnus Institute takes statements, which is a very good introduction for her in my opinion because she will continue to be a hater in regards to John. Melanie got stabbed by a ghost prior to her next appearance and briefly became a meme because turns out, when you get stabbed by a ghost, you'll want to tell people about the ghost, and she did this as she was being dragged away from where this happened. Her professional credit went downhill after this. She ends up being the catalyst of a big plot point in season 2 after this statement, because she's the only one who recognizes that Not-Sasha is, in fact, not Sasha. Then it turns out she cannot catch a break because she gets shot by a ghost later, and the ghost bullet turns out to not be a good thing later on. Melanie starts working for the Magnus Institute after Elias, her to-be horrible boss, proposes the role, since her credit has gone down so much that the job opportunity is very much needed. Then she realizes that she does not like her horrible murder boss and that she is bound to the institute, she keeps trying to kill him, which honestly I think she deserved to do because he sucks and she deserves a kill count. Though he shoves the knowledge that her father, who she thought died peacefully, actually died an agonizing, drawn out death in her brain so she stops doing that afterwards. She does help to get him arrested though, even if she really wanted to murder him. After this it is noted that she, at one point, fended off horrible flesh monsters with a knife single-handedly. John ends up realizing that the ghost bullet from earlier is still in her leg, and is more over making her far more murder hungry than she would be without it. So naturally the next step is DIY, non-consentual surgery, which she, after waking up shortly after the incident with her leg frozen and her friends committing medical malpractice, naturally objects to, which leads to her scarring John and overall not trusting him or Basira nearly as much as she might have before. Then she decides to actually prioritize her mental health a bit after going through every horror imaginable by going to therapy and insisting that, due to how the way tapes work in the archives, that none of her sessions be recorded, all while being just a bit paranoid about her therapist. Then it turned out that the only way to sever herself from the eye was to simply not have sight, and she's the one character who chooses this, getting rid of her eyesight very painfully and then moving in with Georgie, who ends up being her girlfriend. She's a little less hostile towards John after this, though she does not want to be in any archives business considering everything she went through there. Then, during the Eyepocalypse, she and her girlfriend, due to her not having sight and Georgie not having fear, are unaffected, and they sort of accidentally start a cult while trying to keep other people protected. Though it does not help that Melanie lied about having a vision that the whole thing would end, since the truth is really hopeless and bleak. She meets up with John and Martin again, is involved with the discussion of how the world can be maybe saved and is ultimately one of the three main characters to make it to the end of the finale, the others being Georgie and Basira. This is just me highlighting all of the wild things she's been up to and this would have gotten even longer if I had more propaganda.

She's so cool she tries to poison her evil boss she kicks ass she was a ghost hunter and she's also managed to escape her shitty situation by blinding herself to be able to quit her evil eldritch horror archiving job and just chill w/ her gf georgie and their cat (until the evil boss she tried to poison fucks everything up for everyone but in the end she and georgie still live and are presumably as fine as they cam be after all the shit that happened)

Only Melanie can accidentally become the Blind Prophet of the Apocalypse with her literally fearless girlfriend after trying to distance herself from the Beholding. She also had a ghost bullet infected with with The Slaughter in her leg which she got because she was a ghost hunting YouTuber/paranormal investigator.

Sometimes you gotta take your eyes out to escape your shitty job. And then you and your girlfriend live as prophets (and basically accidental cult-leaders) in the apocalypse

[camp-counselor-life]

hiii I've been looking through your blog and you have a lot of very useful advice and i was wondering, have you made a post about activities/games for older kids (like 16 year old teenagers)?? or could you tell me if you know someone that has talked about it?? if not, no worries, I've just been looking around for ideas for a new camp game!

Hey friend, I don't actually think I have made a teen activity post, or at least not recently. They may have been one when I first started. I will come with the caveat that the vast vast majority of teens I've worked with have been some form of CIT. And it's really a challenge to come up with blanket activities because teens vary so much from group to group in personality and dynamics. But here are some ideas:

Improv games. This is best for the outgoing teens, but improv games can be a lot of fun with teens, as they're developing their humor and they're more likely to intellectually understand the game.

Intricate crafts. No popsicle stick lanterns, create caged stone jewelry or figurines out of clay. Also a book of patterns for friendship bracelets will go a long way. Does not have to be fancy supplies though, some basics will go a long ways.

Service projects. Most teens do want to help others, in one way. Let them make the decision about how to serve camp best.

Movie night. Kind of a cop out, but an option. Depending on the kids, a sing-a-long may be especially fun.

Team building. Of course, you may have this at the ropes course or wherever, but doing additional activities to have the teens bond is always fun.

Blindfold hike. Pair everyone up and blindfold one person in each pair. Now hike down a trail with their buddy guiding them. For added difficulty, make it so that the buddy who can see cannot talk and can only use motion to guide them.

DIY Spa night. Maybe a little more girl-oriented, but honestly not necessarily. Banana face masks, sugar foot scrub, etc. The more homemade, the better.

Cook-off. Kinda fun way to do a meal or snack/dessert. Split into teams and have them create a concoction on their own.

Best wishes!

[unusannusbracket]

I’ve had some curious people, so here’s the seed. (Warning that all 366 videos are in a list here, so it’s very long)

Cooking with Sex Toys

Ethan Finally Becomes a MAN

Recreating Every Single Unus Annus Video

Mark and Ethan Attempt an Escape Room

Hunting HeeHoo

Pee Sauna

Goodbye.

Ethan Gives Mark a Viking Funeral

Playing Children’s Games in Total Darkness

Preserving Ourselves in Wax

DIY Geriatric Simulator

DIY Bungee Jump (please don't try this)

2 Truths and 1 Lie -- Waxing Edition

Mark Teaches Ethan to Read with Hooked on Phonics

Duct Tape Crucifixion (Amy, Please Don't Watch This Video)

Bear Trapping 101: An Elegant Knot For an Elegant Beast

The Unus Annus Annual Sleepover

Reacting to Your Hilarious Green Screen Memes

Creating Mark FISHbach

Goat Yoga

Chickens Teach Us About Life and Death

Unus Annus Try Pole Dancing

We Made Nude Paintings of Each Other

Being Brutally Honest with Each Other

2 Absolute Beginners Experience the Dancing Glory that is Salsa

The Unus Annus Annual Costume Contest

Mark Turns Ethan into a Mummy to Prepare Him for the Great Beyond

Mark Conquers His Fear of Night Swimming

Pee Soda

We Got Pepper Sprayed

The Truth of Unus Annus

Mark Teaches Ethan How to Play the Trumpet

Hiding Our Sins from Amy's Holy Peepers

The Wubble

Mark Cooks Blindfolded While Ethan Guides Him Through FaceTime

W​​​​​e Had To Drink Each Other's Pee

We Accidentally Made an SCP While Amy Was Away

Santa's Mukbang (Drinking 1 Gallon of Eggnog)

Beer Sauna: Turning a Portable Sauna into a Portable Hell

Literally Eating Fire

All Our Video Ideas That Never Happened

Mark Reviews The Impossible Burger But There's a Looming Sense of Impending Doom

2 Grown Men Attempt the Presidential Fitness Test

Nutball: The Most Dangerous Game

The Unus Annus Last Supper

We Force Mark to Swim in the Ocean (HIS GREATEST FEAR)

Fixing Mark's Hole with Ramen but Every Time We Add Glue We Get 5% Closer to God

The Koala Challenge: TikTok’s Intimate Couple’s Trend

Pitching a Tent in the Woods But There's a Bear 15 Feet Away

We Tried a Labor Pain Simulator

We Will Churn Thy Butter

Mark Breaks His Nose On An Aerial Hoop

Beating Inanimate Objects to Death

Mark's Outdoor Escape Room

Donating Toys to Charity w/ JackSepticEye

Baby Hands Operation

What in the Hell is a Pink Trombone?

Mark Teaches Ethan How to March in a Marching Band

Drawing on Each Other's Backs in Total Darkness

Crushing Watermelons Betwixt Our Mighty Thighs

Making Our Own Sensory Deprivation Tank

We Lubed Our Floor for a Sliding Competition

A Serious Conversation Under the Stars

Drawing Memes from Memory

1 Man 100 Accents

How to Start a Fire (except don't...)

DIY Chiropractor

Mark Needs To Rub Ethan and Only His Mom Can Help Him

We Pierced Each Other’s Ears

Mark and Ethan Go Casket Shopping

Unus Annus

Mark Punishes Ethan

We Force James Charles to Run a Military Obstacle Course

The Sensory Overload Tank

Mark and Ethan Are Now Fathers

We Made Every YouTuber Battle in the Hunger Games

We Bought Every Grinch Costume on Ebay

Turning Mark Into an E-Boy

Helium Therapy

Everything's Legal If You're Dead

How to Safely Bury Your Friend

Who’s Cutting Onions In Here???

Recreating the Miracle of Childbirth

We Play the Newlywed Game While Consuming That Which Will Kill the Other

The Beginning of The End

We Attempted to Create THICC Water

DIY Boob

2 Idiots Get Crushed by 18-Foot Giant Snakes

Mark and Ethan Get Into a Fight

The Painful World of Aerial Silks

You Blink You Lose

Ethan Will Be Kicked in the Balls

We Looked at Unus Annus Memes

Poopsie Sparkly Critters (a slime surprise...)

Unregulated Axe Throwing

10 Strange Amazon Products Ethan Bought Mark Because He Doesn't Know How to Spend Money Responsibly

The Secret Unus Annus No-Touchy-Touchy Hand Shake

Taped and Afraid

We Played Strip Poker

REAL Ghost Hunting at an Abandoned Zoo

This Video is Completely Unedited

Eating Only Onions for 24 Hours: How Many Onions Does it Take to Kill a Man?

Ethan Teaches Mark Gymnastics

Mark and Ethan Look at a Puppy for 10 Minutes

Pressure Washing Our Sins Away

The Ultimate Trolley Problem

Recreating Mark's Childhood

2 Men in a Trench Coat Teach You how to Save Moneyat the Movies

Mark Teaches Ethan to Wrestle

What Was the Most Painful Thing We've Ever Endured?

Drinking Real THICC Water... How Bad Does It Taste?

This is What Being Tased Feels Like

Only UNUS-es May Watch This Video

We Take a Lie Detector Test to Uncover our Darkest Sins

Transforming Mark into the 8th Wonder of the World

This Is The Most Dangerous Children's Toy Ever Made

Saying Goodbye to All Our Guests

Ethan Destroys Mark's Van with a Bat

BEYBLADE NUTBALL

We Turned our Bodies into Art

Drunk College Party Simulator

Doing Each Other's Makeup in the Dark

The Candy Bra Challenge

A Bear Attacked Us in the Middle of the Night

Too Many Pickles

Making an Indoor Tornado to Flex on Mother Nature

2 Adults Take a 4th Grade Math Test

We Took the Polar Plunge

Brick Soccer

Only ANNUS-es May Watch This Video

Blood Bath

Ethan Kidnapped Mark

How to Rescue a Cat from a Tree

Literally Finding a Needle in a Haystack

Only Watch from 2:15 to 6:11 --- DO NOT WATCH ANY OTHER PART OF THIS VIDEO

Team Building for 2: Trust Fall, Tug-of-War, and More!

Building IKEA's Hardest Piece of Furniture Without Instructions is Impossible

How Many Slaps Does It Take to Cook a Chicken?

Floating in a Real Sensory Deprivation Tank

Ethan Teaches Mark How to Swim

We Eat Bugs

Accepting the Truth

The Annual Unus Annus Dunk Contest

Grip Strength Test: Loser Becomes the Winner's Butler for a Day

7 Minutes in Heaven | 7 Minutes in Hell

Help Us Break a YouTube World Record

Becoming One with the Horse

Mark and Ethan Go on a "Drum Date"

Bobbing For Apples But the Water Keeps Getting Thiccer

Who Can Teach Their Dogs a Trick the Fastest?

Mark Knows What Ethan Did...

We Buy a Professional Hypnosis Video and React To It

Mark and Ethan Learn About the Human Body

Tearing a Phone Book in Half with Our Huge Manly Muscles

How to Escape from a Hostage Situation

Being Attacked by a Fully Trained Bodyguard Dog

Puberty Simulator

Breaking Glass With Our Screams

Dunking Oreos In Literally Anything But Milk

Hydro Dipping A Baby

Attempting to Build IKEA Furniture Without Instructions

Can You Bake a Cookie from Cookie Dough Ice Cream?

The Bad Kind of Cupping

Ethan Explores Mark's Haunted Basement

Would Chica Save Us From Drowning?

Was 2020 a Bad Year for Unus Annus?

Shooting Archery ON A HORSE

This is For FUN and NOT a Fetish

Mark Teaches Ethan Korean

Building the World's First IKEA Boat

Purging Our Sins with a Neti Pot

Discussing the Idea of Murdering Each Other but it's Just a Joke and Definitely Not Serious Haha

Momiplier Teaches Self-Defense

The 1st Annual Unus Annus Roast

Mark and Ethan Share a Drink

The Barrel - Official Music Video

Popping Popcorn with a High-Powered Laser

Is Mark a Masochist?

We Wrote a Hit Pop Song in 30 Minutes

We Attempt to Make UNHOLY Water

We Give Each Other Tattoos Blindfolded

The Ultimate Paper Airplane Showdown

Judging Your Terrible Unus Annus Ideas

Top 10 Worst Things Your Friend Could Possibly Spend Their Money On

3 Big Boys Attempt the King's Royal Fitness Test

Reddit 50/50: Two Player Edition

We Attempt Pottery Without Amy's Help

Mark and Ethan Build a Scarecrow

Learning the Ancient Art of Chinese Archery

Ultimate Horseshoes

This Video Went Completely Out of Control

Cryptid Olympics

Hot Dog'd to Death

Recharging Our Phones Using Only Brute Strength

Becoming a Master of Mime

Harnessing Our Dogs' Unlimited Energy

We Explore the Unus Annus Subreddit for Your Delicious Memes

Forcibly Turning Mark Into Santa Claus Against His Will

Literally Laying On Literal Broken Glass

The Good Kind of Cupping

Blowing Our Souls Into Some Hot Glass

Who Can Make Themselves Taller?

DIY Bed of Nails : OH GOD, PLEASE DON'T EVER TRY THIS

Mark and Ethan Summon a Ghost

The Great Meat Mistake

Recreating Ourselves as a Cursed Mannequin

DIY Wine

We Played Mad Libs and Ran It Through Google Translate

Bobbing For Literally Anything But Apples

Acupuncture Is NOT Painful

Mark Gives Ethan a HOT (stone) Massage

We Cryogenically Freeze Ourselves

Ultimate YouTuber Boxing Showdown

10 Miracle Products to Give YOU the Thiccest Jaw on Planet Earth

Dummy THICC for Dummies | A Tale of 2 Butts | Pushing Our Butts Even Further Beyond

We Attempt to Make Holy Water

Mark Steals Ethan’s Face

DIY Teeth

Our Perfect (and last) Valentine's Day

Mark Builds a Pillow Fort for the Very First Time

The Egg Smashing Game

Ethan Redefines Male Beauty

Learning to Breathe Underwater

The Great Ice Cream Cake Race

Preparing a 5-Star Meal for Our Youtube Famous Dogs

We Finally Drank Our DIY Win

2 Dirty Boys Wash Their Filthy Mouths Out With Soap

Professional Fire Cupping (Going Even Further Beyond)

Morphing Our Bodies Into Superhero Poses

Bad Bad Beans

We Hired a Real Hypnotherapist to Analyze our Darkest Dreams

This is Goodbye

God's Fitness Test

Edible Slime was a Mistake.

DO NOT TRY THIS UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES

You Breathe You Die

Long Hair, Do We Dare?

Mark and Ethan Desperately Try and Name a Single State in the USA

The Most Dangerous Shave

Two Male Men Judge Female Women on Their Beauty

5 Products to Grow Your Patchy Beard

How to NOT be the Perfect Boyfriend

Learn to Jump Higher in 16 Minutes and 16 Seconds

Playing Cards: The World's Deadliest Weapon

DIY Cheese

We Found Websites That the World Forgot About

Play-Doh Thanksgiving

Ethan Watches as Mark Achieves the Impossible

2 Men 200 Accents

1 Gallon of Jello Nearly Broke Us

Desperately Trying Not To Touch Our Faces

Mark and Ethan Milk a Goat

Edward Pumpkin Hands

Nutball Extreme: Taser Edition

The Unus Annus Space Program

Having an Adventure In VR Chat Because We Can't Go Outside

Using Google Maps to Find the Lost City of Atlantis

Mark and Ethan Desperately Attempt to Feel Something

Ethan Turns Mark into a Werewolf

Looking at Long Lost Memes

The Human Mop

An Extremely Sour, Not-At-All Sour Meal

Going on an Internet Scavenger Hunt

Making Soda With Literally Anything But Soda

Mark and Ethan Become United States Citizens

Consuming the World's Hottest Chip

Learning How to Lockpick (FBI Please Don't Watch)

We Made Fanart for Each Other

There's Something Horribly Wrong with This Picture...

Strange (and legal) Things You Can Do With Your Body After Death

Professional Fetish Scientists Rank the Best/Worst Fetishes of 2020

Recreating Childhood Photos

Fighting Fish to the Death in the Deep Blue Sea

Wikifeet: A Tale of 2 Tootsies

We Google Each Other to Find Our Darkest Forgotten Sins

The Worst Kind of Cupping

The End of Unus Annus is Almost Here...

Middle School Science Experiment Teaches Us About Life and Death

Momiplier Tells Us True Scary Stories from Korea

Making Snow Cones With Literally Anything But Normal Flavors

We Have the Best Bellies on Youtube

We Ate Dog Treats So You Don't Have To

Becoming the World’s Greatest DJ's

Our Fans Try to Scare Us with Their Homemade Creepypasta

DO NOT OPEN UNTIL 2080

You Made Beautiful Music for The Barrel... But Only One Could Win

The Deep End of Omegle: Risky Boogaloo

The 1000 High Five Challenge

What is the Least Viewed Video on YouTube?

Mark and Ethan Find the Lost City of El Dorado

The Creepiest Videos on Youtube

DIY Minesweeper

This Is Hiding On Your Body RIGHT NOW.

Running Internet Drama through Google Translate

Will We Break the Boards... Or Will They Break Us?

Speed Reading 1000+ WPM to Gain a Complete Understanding of All Human Knowledge

This Video Will Never Make Sense

Unus Annus Carves the Roast Beast

Making Our Own Gravestones to Prepare For Our Inevitable Demise

Mark's 1 Weird Talent Leaves Ethan Absolutely Speechless

Mark and Ethan Get a Full Body Scan to See What Secrets Lay Hidden Within (and learn their body fat)

Learning to Use The Force

Making the Ultimate Unus Annus Burger

The Scariest True Stories on the Internet

Mark and Ethan Bet Everything on a Wikipedia Race

Giving Away Our 1,000,000 Subscriber Gold Play Button

Amazon Shopping for the Apocalypse

The Chubby Gummy Challenge

Unus Annus ASMR

Phasmophobia in Real Life

Mark and Ethan Shave Chica

Does This Magnet Skincare Routine Really Work?

Ethan Roasts Mark for 15 Minutes Straight

We Bought a Camera That Can Look Inside Us

Reading YOUR Scariest True Stories

How Much Caffeine Does It Take to Kill a Man?

An A.I. Predicts How We're Going to Die

Emotional Pain vs Physical Pain... Which is Worse?

We Smell Every Smell

Tasting Weird Food Combos : Pickles and Chocolate? Ice Cream and Soy Sauce?

Bleachus Annus

Can Sound Therapy Heal All Wounds?

Ethan's Relaxing and Totally Normal Nail Salon

Can Plants Feel Pain?

We Have The BEST Thumbnails on YouTube and No One Can Tell Us Otherwise

We Put an Apple Watch in a Rock Tumbler

Whom Would Eat Whomst First in a Zombie Apocalypse?

2 Complete Amateurs Enter a Body Building Competition

We Do It Better Than Icarus Ever Could

Mark and Ethan Take a Personality Test

Learning to Cry on Command to Increase Our YouTube Views

What Happens When a Youtube Channel Dies?

Don't Go in the Ocean... Ever.

Finding the Most Cursed Image on the Internet

Pumpkin Taste Tier List

The Unus Annus Confessional Booth

2 Boys 2 Poops

How Far Can We Chuck a 16lbs Rock?

We Took an IQ Test

We’re Better Than Dogs

Amy Sent Us a Mystery Box

How Big Can a Nuke Get?

There's Still Hope...

What Does Astrology Say About Our Friendship?

Where in the World is Unus Annus?

Mark is Guilty. Ethan has the Proof.

How Tall Can A Human Get?: An Impartial Review by 2 Average Height Men

Mark and Ethan Hunt The World's Most Wanted Criminals

Bored? Press This Button.

The Illuminati... Do They Really Exist?

Harnessing Our Yodeling Power to End The World As We Know It

Ethan Traps Mark's Soul in the Palm of his Hand

5 Weird Apps Predicted Our Death

Are Reptilian Humanoids Living Among us?

An A.I. Generates Our Worst Nightmare

Bigfoot is Real and It Ate My Friend

This is How We'll Die...

Like It or Not... This is What The New Human Looks Like

Pumpkin Spice “Challenge”

Discovering the Secret to Eternal Life

Will AI Soon Take Over Humanity as we Know It?

Hacking into the Very Fabric of the Universe

Reverse Engineering a Kite to Steal the Idea of Electricity From Benjamin Franklin

Granting Access into Heaven's Sweet Gates

We Explore the Most MYSTERIOUS Mysteries of our Wildy Mysterious Mystery Moon of Mysteries

Are We Already Dead?

[thesupreme316]

Warlord and the reader celebrating their anniversary

i GOTCHUUUUUUU

Wardlow and Fem!Reader Celebrating their Anniversary: (Wardlow x Fem!Reader)

Word count: 787

Genre: Fluff

Supreme Speaks: i know that I always say this but sorry for taking too long. shoutout to @hookerforhook for allowing me to write their requests (plz keep them coming). hope everyone enjoys this one. P.S. Remember you are loved and appreciated

Warnings: none i don't think, barely proofread

Taglist: @hookerforhook @hooks-martin @wwenhlimagines @triscillal @sheinthatfandom

Wardlow is a sweetheart and you cannot change my mind

A very strong, tall, delicious looking, smells good, funny, charismatic sweetheart indeed

In terms of yall getting together, he would have not stopped chasing you until you agreed to date him

(Then again if you rejected this man you are crazy and we need to talk-)

Throughout your relationship, he has been very hands-on and open about everything with you

I believe he would communicate very well with you

“Baby please don’t hate me but that couch does not go with the furniture”

“Babe, it’s the sims-”

Would think about you for the majority of the day

And would get you little trinkets while he’s on the road

He’s very protective of you and hates to be away from you for long

Always tries to get you to travel with him

Overall, Wardlow is grateful for you putting up with his schedule and the demands in his life and decided to treat you for the upcoming milestone

For the anniversary he would pull out all the stops

Breakfast in bed? With your favorite flowers? And the bottomless mimosas if you wanted? (or water if that’s your style)

OKAY HEAR ME OUT He would allow you to open one gift for every meal you two eat

So he has three big gifts for you in total

(and then he’ll eat you afterward if you know what I mean)

Wants you to wear a matching color scheme with him (his favorite color is black)

Would take you to a spa day cause he got certificates to use

After a nice back massage, he’ll take you out to lunch at your favorite place

DON’T THINK THIS IS ONE-SIDED

You gifted him with a map of where ya’ll first met and a transcript of your first words to each other

He said he’s gonna put it up in y’alls living room

“Is that Leo the Lion?”

He gives you a blooming flower box like this

I don’t think he’s into doing DIY by himself so he asked the girls at work to help him with the gift and putting it together

You nearly teared up as you looked through the memories together

“Oo babe! This is when you got chased by that-”

“I thought I took that one out -_-”

Although this is a nice gift, he saved the best for last

Hours later you got redressed cause he said “It’s a fancier place”

While y’all are matching again, he blindfolds you and takes you to the location

After stumbling in your heels (cause you can’t see or if you don’t wear heels that’s cool too), he took off your blindfold and you saw a beautiful table decorated with roses and pictures of the two of you hanging up by the tree branches in a garden

You awed and squealed as tears entered your eyes yet again

He leads you to the table where your favorite meal and alcoholic (or non-alcoholic) beverage awaits

While eating, you two discussed today and future plans, ultimately deciding today was the best anniversary ever

After you finished eating, you were given a dessert with the words “Marry Me?” on it

You looked up at Wardlow in shock as he got down on one knee with a beautiful ring in his hands

(girl if you weren’t crying earlier, you’re sobbing now as I’m about to get fluffy)

“Y/N, I truly love you. I cannot imagine my life without you, and I hope I never have to go on without you in my life. You have been my rock, the one person who keeps me grounded. Today, really cemented how I feel about you and how even after three years of dating, I still get nervous and butterflies when you just look at me. Babygirl, I am in love you. God, I’m so in love with you. You are the most caring, sincere, beautiful, and intelligent person I’ve ever met. Thank you for showing me how to love you unconditionally, with passion and purity. You will always be the best part of my life. I say all that to ask, Y/N Y/M/N Y/L/N, will you marry me?”

You quickly nodded as tears streamed down your face. Wardlow got up, put the ring on your finger, and kissed you as the hired photographer took pictures of you.

Hugging you, he kissed your forehead and looked up at the sky. You felt his body shake and looked down to see him shaking his leg, you laughed at him

“Does your knee hurt?”

“Yeah, a little bit.”

“Let’s book another massage, you old man.”

“The old man you’re gonna marry.”

Overall…Wardaddy is an amazing boyfriend who is gonna turn into a wonderful husband.

[deliciouskeys]

My Cozy Corner Kinktober 2023 wrapup

This was a lot of fun (for me at least lol). Thank you @xieyaohuan for coming up with a HL-specific list of prompts.

Didn't do all 31, but did more than I expected (~30k words). Putting it all in one place so I can link this post from my pinned post.

Butchlander

#7 DIY p*rn (1.4k)

#12 Enema (3.1k-- why????)

#30 Facesitting (1.4k)

Zinc Molybdate verse #5 Blindfold (850)

Zinc Molybdate verse #20 Food (1.6k)

Selfish Gene verse #3 Pregnancy/breeding (860)

Selfish Gene verse #13 Nursing/lactation (2.7k)

Chibi pets verse #27 Macro/micro (1.3k)

Not fic #8 Five senses

Other pairings

Homelander x Madelyn Stillwell. #22 Tentacles (3.5k)

Homelander x Maeve. #4 Overstimulation (2.2k)

Homelander x Maeve. #14 Forced feminization (1.9k)

Homelander x Soldier Boy & Billy Butcher. #11 Double penetration (1.9k)

Non-pairing (kinky solo or gen/dark shit)

Homelander; Billy x Becca. #18 Voyeurism (2.2k)

Homelander solo. #2 Gloves (1.2k)

Underage Homelander, lab era. #29 Sex doll (1.6k)

Homelander; Billy Butcher. Kink of choice: People arguing (2.3k)

Not fic. #15 Cigarettes

[nourishandthrive]

How to Make Healthy Eating Fun for Kids

Getting kids excited about healthy eating can be a challenge, but with a little creativity, you can make nutritious meals and snacks enjoyable for the whole family! Here are some fun and engaging tips to encourage your children to embrace healthy eating habits:

Get Creative with Presentation

Why it Works: Kids are more likely to try foods that look fun and interesting.

Use cookie cutters to make fun shapes out of fruits, vegetables, and sandwiches. Arrange food on the plate to create faces, animals, or scenes. For example, use cucumber slices for eyes, a carrot stick for a nose, and cherry tomatoes for a smile.

Involve Kids in Meal Prep

Why it Works: When kids help in the kitchen, they feel more invested in what they’re eating.

Let kids wash vegetables, stir ingredients, or help measure out portions. Older kids can assist with chopping or cooking under supervision. Giving them a role in meal prep makes them feel like they’re part of the process and more likely to enjoy the meal.

Make a DIY Snack Station

Why it Works: Offering choices gives kids a sense of control over what they eat.

Set up a snack station with a variety of healthy options like sliced fruits, veggie sticks, nuts, yogurt, and whole-grain crackers. Let kids mix and match to create their own snack combinations.

Play Food-Related Games

Why it Works: Turning mealtime into a game can make trying new foods fun.

Try games like “taste testing” where kids are blindfolded and guess the healthy food they’re eating, or create a bingo card with different fruits and veggies to try. You can also set up a “color challenge” where kids aim to eat a rainbow of foods throughout the week.

Introduce Fun Names for Foods

Why it Works: Fun names can make foods more appealing to kids.

Instead of calling it broccoli, call it “dinosaur trees,” or refer to carrots as “superpower sticks.” Giving healthy foods playful names can make them seem more exciting and enticing to children.

Make Smoothies Together

Why it Works: Smoothies are a delicious way to pack in nutrients, and kids love the chance to make their own drinks.

Let kids choose their favorite fruits and veggies to blend together. Add a bit of yogurt or milk, and maybe a touch of honey for sweetness. Kids can create their own smoothie “recipes” and experiment with different flavors.

Grow a Mini Garden

Why it Works: Kids are more likely to eat foods they’ve grown themselves.

Start a small garden with easy-to-grow herbs, vegetables, or fruits. Even if you don’t have outdoor space, you can grow herbs like basil and mint in pots indoors. Watching plants grow and then using them in meals can be a rewarding experience for kids.

Make Healthy Eating a Family Affair

Why it Works: Kids learn by example, so seeing the whole family enjoy healthy foods encourages them to do the same.

Plan family meals where everyone eats the same healthy dishes. Try new foods together and talk about their flavors, textures, and how they make you feel. Make healthy eating a positive and shared experience.

Host a Food-Themed Party

Why it Works: A themed party can make healthy eating an event to look forward to.

Pick a theme like “fruit fiesta” or “veggie adventure” and prepare healthy snacks that fit the theme. You can also include food-related crafts or activities, such as making fruit kabobs or veggie faces.

Reward with Non-Food Incentives

Why it Works: Encouraging kids to try new foods shouldn’t always be about treats or sweets.

Instead of dessert as a reward, offer non-food rewards like stickers, a small toy, or extra playtime. This helps create positive associations with trying new and healthy foods.

Making healthy eating fun for kids is all about creativity, involvement, and setting a positive example. By making mealtimes enjoyable and interactive, you can encourage your children to develop a lifelong love for nutritious foods. Remember, the goal is to create a positive relationship with food, so be patient, keep things light-hearted, and celebrate their healthy choices!

[kedsandtubesocks]

HAPPY THIRTIETH MY SPOOKY LOVE !!!! i'm so so proud of you !!! and admire you so greatly!!!!! you inspire me so much and i hope to bring as much warmth and love to the world as you do!!!!!

for your birthday i'm going to go with 💖 and 🍬!!!! i was looking up dialogue prompts and found this post and the first one is PERFECT for gojo: ❛ i could keep you safe. they’re all afraid of me. ❜

ERI THIS IS ME RIGHT NOW WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO MAKE ME CRY?!?

Your friendship your love and all the moments we’ve shared together have blessed the last year of my 20’s and to know i get to greet my 30’s with you in my life is such a gift thank you I LOVE YOU!!!

Now no more tears! Party games only!!! 🥺🥳

💖 let’s get you a Pedro boyfriend babe

I’m sorry but you and Marcus Pike are married in my mind LOL

That man is a pisces and you being a pisces too? Like I am the strongest believer in water/water relationships and I believe he would be your ultimate champion for LIFE! The way you and him would enjoy watching so many fun movies along with having cute art date evenings where you both just paint things together or even do cute DIY projects?? He just radiates this warmth that melts so easily with yours Eri I can see it so clear! You and him are patient, so fully loving while also not putting up with anyone’s shit and I can’t wait to say this whole again speech at y’all’s wedding reception heeheehee ☺️

🍬 Oh look! The piñata dropped a surprise!

…i shouldn’t be surprised you picked Gojo yet here I am still shocked you did LOL 🤡

Gojo + ‘I could keep you safe, they’re all afraid of me’

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All the higher ups, those crusty elders, you know are displeased with you. You shouldn’t be afraid.

Yet, you are. You are still under the crushing pressure of jujutsu society, of your family, of your position. An acidic venom pools in your mouth as you steel your nerves.

You need to go inside the temple. But you body feels frozen, as if your true fears have taken over.

“Are you trying to do an impression of a tree? Cause I’d you are…You’re doing a pretty good job.”

Gojo’s voice comes out like a strike of lightning.

You want to screech at his sudden presence but the sight beside you closes your throat. You rarely see him in civilian clothes. The green jacket suits his shoulders well, adds so much color to his face. And without the blindfold, just wearing those sleek deep black sunglasses of his, he looks like just walked off a photo shoot and it’s not fair seeing someone this attractive.

“Shut up.” You glare back and he smiles wide.

“Still haven’t gone in huh?”

“Maybe I’m trying out this new curse technique I learned where I’m in two places at once.” You whip back.

He laughs. “Well if you master it let me know. I’d love to learn it myself.”

He’s awful. Too charming for his own good. But, he’s drawing your nerves away.

“Want me to go in with you?” Gojo offers. “I could keep you safe. They’re all afraid of me anyway.”

The thought, the prospect, makes your heart flutter something awful like a moth caught in a porch light.

You sigh. “No, I have to do this alone.”

Gojo boos lightly, but you know he understands too.

“Well then…guess I’ll just wait out here as back up. Just in case.” He says casually with a wink.

True to his word, after you leave the temple holding what little bit of your spirit you have left from the meeting, Gojo is right where you left him.

Eri I love you but also I am chasing you with a pitchfork

[mentalidrainedfangirl]

as an og tumblr user, seeing these twitter and reddit migrations happen got me wondering what it would be like to try those sites out for a bit and let me tell u….never again. 🧍‍♀️👀

those ppl have a right to be traumatized.

going from a generally bubbly friendly environment to feeling like u just got thrown in the middle of the hunger games blindfolded gives u some serious whiplash.

i have never been more scared to interact with ppl on the internet in my LIFE.

its like tumblr is ur nice childhood bsf that shares her candy and gives u diy friendship bracelets and lets u talk abt ur weird hyper fixations,

and twitter/reddit is the cr@ck head outside the grocery store that u try to be nice to at first but then he just ends up biting u and u get chlamydia or smth.