#DISTRACTED anyway I had a blast making this hope y'all enjoy it too

[phoenixcatch7]

Every so often I dip into transformers fanfic (specifically bayverse) just because the concept of giant shape-shifting mechanical immortal robots just slaps so hard. All of the fics get so close but never quite scratch the itch I want, so here.

Cybertronian Sam Witwicky, vessel of the Allspark

A seeker, naturally, but I haven't decided on alts yet. Or a name (I like Rubicon, because of the doorway/point of no return/on a knifes edge between two worlds meaning and.. Also because the Allspark kinda looks like a rubics cube lmao)(but it doesn't sound quite right and I'd like to lean more into the idea of sacrifice maybe?)(or maybe something celestial or mythical for the space/alien/spark=stars metaphor... Apollo?).

I haven't seen it done, but I really like the idea of the Allspark using its own material to create the cybertronian body, given the total lack of actual resources it has (and needs). This would give Sam a very unique bronze/gold protoform instead of the usual grey/black metal, and eyes/optics the colour of sparks. The feather horn things were meant to be a lot smaller, but that was the smallest they got! And idk, I've grown to like them. A little nod to his organic origins. And the circles are supposed to be extra eyes. The boots I was delighted to find, they blend so well with the body and make it look like he's not bare lol. Because hero forge isn't quite that free with design (yet), please imagine a couple wheels by his ankles he can drop down to rollerblade on.

I had a ton of fun with the colours, I think it's my best one from scratch yet! It was so hard to keep from adding too much detail or clothing, and I did struggle with the sheer bulk of a typical cybertronian build. The pauldrons and scarf help with that, but he's intended to be pretty slight compared to the average anyway. In every continuity they're so, so bulky ToT. I might tinker with the proportions now I've finished the model! The spear... Well I'm a sucker for staffs, but it's not a cybertronian weapon unless it can slice or shoot something, preferably while transforming into something else. This one is also a laser gun, very energy intensive if you're not hooked into an infinite power source lmao. He's got a few emergency cannons in his arms, because... Why not?

Man, now I've made him, I want to write something for him so much... Must resist, must resist...

[girlgrouptrash101]

Cooking with Loona

Request: "i know requests are closed and i’m reallyyy sorryyyy 🥺 i’ve been going through a lot and i just didn’t have time and didn’t feel right enough to ask this: maybe cooking with loona??"

A/N: to the anonnie that requested this, i hope you're feeling better and ily ❤️❤️

(had to put a keep reading tab cuz the post was too damn long f)

- C

Heejin:

we’ve all seen the cement brownie she tried to give to chuu on her birthday vlive..... yeah....

she always skips like half the steps when she’s following recipes and then gets confused when her food doesn’t turn out the same like,, Heejins sweetie pleASE-

lowkey can’t cook but she thinks she can because you hype her up too much

like she will serve you a dish that will somehow be both burnt and cold at the same time and you still tell her she did amazing because it makes her so happy and that’s all that matters

your guys’ favourite thing to make together is probably cupcakes or cakes

because you get to bake them and Heejin gets to decorate them, and they always end up looking and tasting immaculate

everything in your guys’ relationship works better when you’re together, you two simply complete each other :’)

Hyunjin:

not only does she make the most kickass bread but girlie really is a chef of all cuisines too

you still don’t know how or where she even learned to cook so well but you aren’t complaining at all

whatever you feel like eating, Hyunjin knows how to cook it to absolute perfection and she always offers to teach you how to make your favourite dishes

you two also have matching yellow cat aprons uwu

the kind of girl to either kick you out of her kitchen for distracting her while she’s making a meal or else back hug you and help you stir a bowl with her hand over yours all romantically

it literally just depends what mood she’s in at that very moment

highkey loves loves loves cooking for you and surprising you with dinner after a long day, because her favourite thing to do is put a smile on your face :D

Haseul:

starts off really strong and sticks to the recipe... but then her mind wanders and she's like,,, well,,, what if i add this????

and you're like haseul,,,, please don't put chilli peppers in Kim lips birthday cake, i promise she can do without them,,,,,

she finds cooking in the dorms a bit stressful, doing her best to feed the hungry members after a long day of practice

so cooking with you tends to be a much more therapeutic experience, just you two, a bit of music and some tasty treats

but she of course brings back plenty of wonderful bakes for her members to enjoy too, they're literally her babies she is can't just let them STARVE 😔🙄😢

lowkey pretends she's having trouble stirring so you'll reach from the back and help her with the spoon all romantically

miss haseul you are not slick we SEE YOU

Yeojin:

yes she did in fact bejewel her cookery book

"yeojin... I can't even read the recipes, there's too much glitter!!"

"Well Y/N, sometimes, sacrifices have to be made in the name of beauty."

said sacrifices are usually cupcakes and cakes that don't rise, burnt food or just complete mush that doesn't even look like food

however, when yeojin is fully dedicated she can pack a mean lunch, sometimes she makes them for you when you're going off to school/work, and she always makes sure presentation is A+

prefers to just go out to cafes/restaurants on dates rather than cook

but that doesn't mean there haven't been times where you and her have been in the kitchen at 2am, trying to make a gigantic cake for you and all her members to share 😌

Vivi:

has the most peaceful, lofi cooking playlist ever

you two work in harmony, always helping one another but never tripping over the other in the kitchen

it's so harmonious it's like.... y'all were meant to be or sumn idk 😳😳😳

however if u try to eat any batter she will smack ur hand and be like no ⛔ that is for LATER hfhdhd

her hair always gets tied up in the cutest little bun when she's baking, and that along with her fairy apron makes her look like an actual princess

she also LOVES cooking/teaching you how to make her favourite foods from Hong Kong that she'd always make with her mom

those meals always help her when she's homesick, and with you by her side make her feel like she's not alone 🥺

Kim Lip:

CEO of pretending she has everything under control when in reality she has absolutely no idea what’s going on

“Uhhh Jungeun, is something burning?” “NOPE NOPE IDK WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT HA HA HA........”

wants to put your apron on you every time but she’s always way too shy to ask so she just resorts to back-hugging you until you get the hint and let her tie a cute little bow behind your back with the apron string hehe

makes pretty decent food when she’s not flailing around and panicking over a single grain of rice that escaped from the pot or something

however she refuses to admit when she messes up in the kitchen

like she could burn something to a crisp or use completely the wrong ingredients but she’d still eat every bite just to prove she’s the best cook in the house

if your food sucks she will tell you to your face, followed by a kiss so you forget about the fact she just roasted your cooking skills lol

Jinsoul:

Jinsoul gives off Hawaiian shirt drunk uncle at the family barbecue vibes who won't let anyone near the steaks

and you're like,, Jinsoul do you even know what you're doing????????? to which she responds - "food, heat, it's cooking. isn't that all i need to know?"

chaotic but refuses to acknowledge the chaos she causes in the kitchen

so when you have baking dates u have to keep such a close eye on her to make sure she isn't going to poison anyone with her creations

once she gets into it tho, she's grooving around the kitchen in her little robot apron, dancing to Christmas songs when it's not even Christmas and just 10/10 having a blast

not really the biggest fan of cooking but she knows you are, and since you help her build her gundams she does like to try and help our properly in the kitchen when she can

perhaps Jinsoul best girl???? perhaps??????

Choerry:

hello this sunshine absolutely LOVES baking, especially for others because putting a smile on someone's face is her main goal in life

she loves decorating with icing too, her go to patterns are smiley faces, flowers and the sun!

her playlists are always so upbeat, the two of you end up bouncing around the kitchen singing at the top of your lungs as you work

LOVES LOVES LOOOOOVES backhugs, especially recieving them,,, it makes her feel all worm and mushy inside hehe

also likes to kiss face icing off of your face, just to have an excuse to give you as many little pecks as she so desires

choerry always makes you a birthday cake every year, and she puts so much work into it, it absolutely melts your heart

plus it makes her happy to see you eating well and having a good time, she truly just is the biggest sweetheart :']

Yves:

she always says yes whenever you ask her to cook with you, but only because she just wants to flirt with you for an hour

"why do we need to make all this food, when the real snack is right in front of me? 😏"

cooking with you actually really does make her happy though, she loves that she can be so domestic with you, it's such an amazing break from her hectic life

also lowkey makes her feel like you're a married couple... and you best believe Yves can't wait to wife you up

she doesn't suck at cooking, but has often times gotten,,, ahem,,,, somewhat distracted and has prioritized making out with you against the kitchen counter rather than how long the food has been cooking, which ends up in a lot of burnt meals

baking with her is really a time, and has more than once ended in a very messy food fight because Yves wouldn't stop smearing icing all over your face 💔

her specialty is dialing the local takeaway and ordering food instead ✨ okay Yves Ramsey go off ✨

Chuu:

this baby girl is just torn between actually wanting to cook or just asking you to cook with her so she can get affection from you (as if she doesn't get that anyway smh)

backhugs except she won't let go

whenever she's making something she calls you over and she's like "Y/N is this okay?" and always asks for kisses as a reward for doing good

will feed you every single ingredient no questions asked

she loves surprising you with meals on very random occasions though, for example that one time she cooked your favourite food because it was the anniversary of the first time she got sick while dating you

she's actually a pretty good cook when she puts her mind to it though, she loves making good food that'll cheer people up when they really need it

btw you will be forced to wear matching aprons and they will be the pinkest, loudest and sparkliest ones that she can get her hands on ✨

Go Won:

have the fire service on speed dial before you even think about cooking with gowon omg

you literally also need to have indestructible tastebuds because she WILL destroy them

her speciality is starting fires and combining foods that were NEVER. EVER. E V E R. meant to be combined 😭😭

"babe come try this dish!! it's ramen mixed with coca cola, jelly and vegetable soup!!! it tastes GREAT trust me"

at the end of the day you just leave her be in the kitchen because at least she's having fun LMAO

(just always have a fire hydrant by your side okay??? she set the loona dorm on fire making chicken nuggets once...)

despite all her chaos, she somehow always produces something edible at the end and.... sometimes it actually tastes good too???

Olivia Hye:

lets you do all the work cuz she's worried she "might mess it up" when in reality she just wants to order takeout and cuddle instead smhhh

will probably follow you around the kitchen or rest her head on your shoulder while you do all the cooking, because this tsundere is secretly the biggest softie for you

she's actually a decent chef when she's motivated to help though

like she even put together a cooking playlist for you guys - which she very shyly revealed to you one time, a slight blush on her cheeks as she played the songs for you

cuz miss olhye is very much a romantic, she just doesn't have the confidence to show you all that yet hehe

her favourite is making desserts because well,,,, she gets to eat the batter and also gets tasty treats at the end

10/10 cooking backhugs also 🖐️😌

[shhh-no-ones-home]

to yourself chris motionless x reader

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Yikes

Bad break-up? But it's not with Chris, it's y/n friend, but I needed this somehow? idk felt right, kinda angsty?

song: truth in you by vampires everywhere!

tag list: @thisplace-ishaunted @ryansitkowskiswifey @alilpunkrock

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i sat in the booth next to chris and smiled at what my friend had said to me. she had asked us on a double date to meet her new boyfriend and we were having a blast so far. we had started out at the movies, were now at steak n shake for a late lunch, and then were supposed to be going to the park to just walk around and hang out.

"yeah of course, you know ill always come over and help you out."

she nodded and took a drink.

"it really does mean a lot y/n, i know ive moved a lot over the past few years but im hoping this one will actually stick for a while."

i rested my hand gently on chris's thigh and leaned forward into the table.

"and even if it doesnt ill still be around to help."

she laughed.

"thanks."

then the waitress came over to the table to take our order. When she left Chris leaned further into me, kissing my cheek. I looked at him and smiled.

"Thank you."

He smiled back.

"You are absolutely welcome."

I heard Jen sigh and I looked at her and laughed.

"You two are perfect."

I blushed and squeezed Chris's thigh.

"We are not perfect."

She leaned closer to the table.

"Yes, you absolutely are. I'm jealous."

I looked at Chris and he kissed me gently.

"We try."

I laughed at him and he took my hand in his.

"Sure we do."

I watched as she ran her hands through her hair.

"Kinda makes me feel like I have competition."

Her date let out a nervous laugh and she just smiled at him and scratched the back of her head.

"No, don't think that, they've had a lot of time to get to where they are. We only just started dating."

He looked down at the table before sending me a knowing look.

"She's right, we've been together for a while. You've got to build it up, I'm sure you'll both get there. And if not that's totally okay."

Chris hummed and kissed my neck making me giggle.

"You give the best advice baby."

He said seductively and I rolled my eyes at him.

"You just like it when I give you advice because I talk down to you."

I turned to him and he kissed me.

"Yeah, it's hot."

I laughed as he wrapped his arms around my waist, hugging me to him. Then the waitress showed up with our food.

"Can I get you all anything else?"

We all looked around at each other for a second.

"Nope, I think we're good, thank you."

She smiled.

"Enjoy."

Chris let me go and sat upright. I snatched a fry from his plate and he sent me a look.

"Really?"

I nodded.

"Yep."

He shook his head at me.

"You have your own, you know that right?"

I nodded quickly and took another one, rolling it between my finger tips.

"Yeah but I like it when you get frustrated."

I put it between my teeth and leaned into him.

"I hate you you know that?"

"Mhm."

I hummed and he leaned in too, taking the other half of the fry in his mouth and kissing me before eating it. Jen just sighed.

"Y'all really out here doing the lady and the tramp thing?"

I laughed at her.

"Right in front of my salad?"

I mocked and she rolled her eyes at me.

"Whatever, just eat normally so we can go to the park."

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We sat in the parked car for a second and waited for Jen and her date.

"So, what do you think of them?"

Chris looked at me like I just asked him the stupidest questions in the world.

"Did you really just ask me that?"

I laughed.

"Yes because she is gonna ask me the same thing after he leaves."

He shook his head.

"I think the dudes a total flake."

I frowned.

"So I'm not the only one?"

He shrugged.

"Even at the movies he seemed kinda standoffish right?"

I sighed.

"Yeah, he did."

Chris grabbed my hand and squeezed it lightly.

"She deserves better y/n."

I looked at him with pity written on my face.

"Of course she does, but she seemed like she really liked him. They've only been on a few dates though."

I jolted when I heard Jen knock on my car window. I looked at her and she waved excitedly at me, her date looking around like he was uncomfortable. I looked back at chris.

"God this isn't gonna go well."

We both opened our doors and got out.

"So, you just wanna walk around?"

She asked when I got out. I shrugged.

"I just wanna chill, talk a bit, hang out. I feel like I haven't gotten to just talk to you in a while without crazy distractions."

She took my hand and hugged her body closer to mine.

"Sounds like a plan babes."

She swung our arms back and forth as we walked to the path around the lake. Chris and her date kinda of stayed behind, chatting amongst themselves. I could hear Chris trying really hard to be nice.

"So, since he's a little bit away, what do you think of Damien?"

She held my hand in both of hers and waited for my answer as we walked.

"Do you want my honest opinion?"

She nodded.

"You know I do."

I looked down and sighed.

"Neither of us like him."

She paused and frowned at me.

"Really?"

She asked kinda sad, turning and keeping our pace.

"I know, I'm sorry Jen, he just doesn't seem like the right guy for you. He's been kind of a douche this whole day. And I know you were super complimentary at lunch but he seemed a little put off at you wanting affection. And that seems kinda shitty."

She sighed.

"You're right, our last date he was so disconnected I felt like I was grasping for attention the whole time."

"I'm sorry Jen."

"Dude, fuck off."

Chris said loudly and we both turned around to face them.

"That's some real shit you know that?"

I looked at him funny.

"This asshole."

Chris pointed at him and looked at us.

"What?"

He just huffed and looked back at him like he couldn't believe him.

"He said hes only here to get in Jen's pants."

Damien looked like he was in deep shit, and was more than shocked. I looked at Jen and her mouth was wide open.

"How fucking dare you!"

She screamed and slapped him. My eyes went wide. He stretched his mouth open and rubbed his face.

"Actually I said I just wanted to sleep with you but I guess that's kind of the same."

I could see tears welling in her eyes.

"I liked you, so much, I even considered taking you home with me."

Damien just shrugged.

"Then I would've reached my goal."

She shook her head and i watched a few tears fall down her cheeks.

"Asshole, just fuckin leave. Get the hell out and loose my number."

She pointed towards the parking lot.

"Fine."

He said firmly before looking at Chris like he did something wrong and walked off towards his car. Then Jen just started sobbing.

"Oh honey no."

I said softly, taking her into me and letting her sob against my chest. I pet her hair gently.

"It's okay, he was an asshole anyway. He doesn't deserve your tears."

She looked up at me and hiccuped.

"Yeah but it still hurts."

I hugged her again.

"I know but at least you didn't develope an attachment and then get your heart shattered."

She nodded her head against my shoulder.

"Thank you y/n, I really needed that."

She looked at me and then turned her attention to Chris.

"And thank you for saying something, or this could've ended worse."

He nodded.

"Of course. Dudes like that don't deserve cool chicks like you. He's an asshole and a bastard."

She laughed a little.

"You are absolutely right."

I smiled down at her as she let me go.

"Thank you guys. Really."

I ran my hand gently down her arm.

"I'm always here for you Jen, whatever you need, just ask."

She nodded.

"Do you think we could go back to your house and play games for a while? I don't wanna think about this anymore."

I smiled at her and looked Chris.

"We'd love to."