#DID THEY MISS HOW ALL OF HIS HETEROSEXUAL DATES ARE WITH SPY CALL GIRLS. THAT WORK FOR HIS FOSTER MOM. BRO IS GETTING DIRT
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want to post about long time blorbo roy mustang. do not want to interact with majority of roy enjoyers
#did they like. miss all of act 2#i know he's hardly in it while ed is in winter wonderland#but when he is it's like. super important#the takeaway from that scene is not that he dumped all the flowers on his bestie#did they miss how him acting like a dumb kid was a cover#DID THEY MISS HOW ALL OF HIS HETEROSEXUAL DATES ARE WITH SPY CALL GIRLS. THAT WORK FOR HIS FOSTER MOM. BRO IS GETTING DIRT#the maria ross reveal??? ice cream truck coupmobile??? hello??#that guy saying 'damn you always lose at chess' is not 'wow you suck at chess' it's pointing out that roy has been throwing!!!!!!!#(texturally)#FUCK!!! STOP THINKING HE'S ACTUALLY STUPID#'my stupid beautiful murder himbo' shut up shut upppp#also. ms hiromu how could you give him the most fascinating background possible and just. not elaborate. please feed me ms hiromu#bro is an orphan raised in a spy brothel. like. SAY MORE
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