#DET vs TOR

[detroit-grand-prix]

red wings win + mo seider goal

yes PLEASE

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find a blorbo (nhl tag game)

RULES: Go through the roster of each NHL team and find at least one player that you can root for.

tagged by @bondedpairs!! when i say too many teams to count and here for the narrative um. i may not have lied. this is not an extensive list of my blorbos but in order to make it not ten thousand years long i made up the rule that i had to do it straight from memory :)

anaheim ducks: as evidenced by recent events i DO like mason mctavish and trevor zegras but i have to honor laura and mention troy terry and beloved goalie gibbie*

boston bruins: oh for sure brad marchand… can i say patrice? one of the charlies got traded but i think mcavoy is still there because gryz is gone, brandon carlo is there still i think

buffalo sabres: cozens & thompson, owen power, rasmus dahlin, ukko pekka luukkonen

calgary flames: is chris tanev still here? is markstrom still here?? noah hanifin?? as a last resort i’ll say blasty

carolina hurricanes: aho & jarvy & teuvo teravainen & brent burns is still playing maybe? i know sepe got traded

chicago hockey: the bedsy narrative is compelling but ANDREAS ATHANASIOU MY BELOVED reunited with tyler bertuzzi… that’s the real story. also i like foligno

colorado avalanche: gabe landeskog, whatever ross colton & miles wood have going on, natemac + jo, mikko

columbus blue jackets: have long been on the merzlikins train, have been swayed to the darkside of umich boys (brindley, kent johnson, fantilli, blankenburg who is now on nsh)

dallas stars: seggy! mush! roope + miro and otter and robo and wyjo (rip ty dellandrea) and harls! etc.

detroit red wings: MOST players. dilly larks, moritz seider, jv, raymond, rasmussen, kitty, lyon, etc except for k*ne

edmonton oilers: mcdrai, ofc. nugent-hopkins, nursey, rip vinny & skinny

florida panthers: tkachuk, reinhardt, sasha barkov, verhaeghe (is there still?)

los angeles kings: adrian kempe… kevin fiala… danault… quinton byfield & alex turcotte

minnesota wild: kirill, marat, fleury, brodes, fabes, boldy, moose, middsy, spurge… god’s perfect idiots

montreal canadiens: going out on a limb here to say martin st. louis but also xhekaj (both), slafkovský, suzuki, my austrian reinbacher, yes fine cole caufield

nashville predators: MOST BEAUTIFUL D PAIR IN THE WORLD GRADY SKJEI AND ROMAN JOSI!! juuse, evangelista, isn’t stamkos there and also someone else who absolutely should not be

new jersey devils: nico… tuna (tatar), dawson mercer, siegenthaler, dougie hamilton, yes the hugheses whatever

new york islanders: barzy, zeeker & marty, anders lee, noah dobson lol

new york rangers: mika & chris, lafrenière & k’andre, shesterkin

philadelphia flyers: frosty & beezer and tk and sanny and the new baby michkov and coots and scooty loots and foerster etc etc. you know the Guys

pittsburgh penguins: the two headed monster but also compelled by rutger mcgroarty, and kevin hayes was there!!!

ottawa senators: timmy stü & brady! josh norris! the evolution of shane pinto! ullmark now and brännström and claude giroux and chabot

san jose sharks: ekky, thrun, mario, borde, logan couture, shakir, that other vaguely blond rookie

seattle kraken: brandon tanev, andre burakovsky! grubauer & d’accord also

st. louis blues: jordan kyrou, nathan walker (is still there?), rob thomas? is parayako still there?

tampa bay lightning: hedman, point, they dumped so many guys after the cup run… is kucherov still there or is he in nashville?? anthony cirelli (notable for being made out with by pat maroon)

toronto maple leafs: mitch, jt, willy, alex nylander, kniesy, dewar, et

utah hockey: crouse, keller, tuba

vancouver canucks: quinn, brock, petey, jt, garly, höggy, i want to say dakota johnson, elias lindholm?

vegas golden knights: brandon montour is here now… alex pietrangelo, so sorry to one i can’t remember who loves the lions it will come back to me

washington capitals: full of love and stupidity. oshie, nicke/ovi, pierre-luc dubois, dowd, vrána, milano

winnipeg jets: adam lowry!! josh morissey and kc and morgan barron, also vladdy my beloved

tagging @stillfertile + @colap1nto + @songsandswords + @moregraceful if they haven’t done it yet, i know they follow at least a couple teams. if anybody else wants to play i love adopting blorbos!!

[couldawouldashoulda50]

I'm still kind of sh*t at making these Global Series Game 1 - Tor vs Det - 11/17/2023 - TSN

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500th career point // tor vs det 01.07.23

[whatdiduexpectfromhockeyboys]

DET vs TOR | 20240114

[my-love-for-hockey]

det vs tor 04.02.

[lovethegoalies]

Realistically, I know that it's going to be complicated for the Flyers to make it to the Playoffs but I have hope (and it's going to kill me)

NYI 90 pts : 2G vs NJD, PIT (max pts 94)

PHI 87pts : 1G vs WSH (max pts 89)

PIT 86 pts: 3G vs BOS, NSH, NYI (92 pts)

DET 85 pts : 3G vs TOR and MTL twice (91 pts)

WSH 85 pts : 3G vs TBL, BOS and PHI (91 pts)

so the Flyers are at a clear disadvantage.

Was not going to put the Isles but with their lost today they made themselves reachable. If they won today it would have been 94 pts easy (sorry Devils) but now... I know that it would be complicated but it would be so funny if the Pens took the Isles place as 3rd in Metro.

[willyismybicycle]

Holy fuck like???

“WOW LOOK AT US GO”

“Holy shit are you gonna Leafs this right now?”

“Aaaaaaaaaaand we’re back THANK GOD.”

I cannot believe I witnessed this shit. When was the last time I saw a team score double digits??? I can’t remember.

Four goalies and none of them over 0.800?? Fuck. Campbell was statistically at 0.800 and the best goaltender of the night. Holy crap.

HOLY CRAP.

What the fuck is happening right now

[zackcollins]

Victory Rituals || DET vs TOR || 07/31/22

[riellygifs]

TOR vs DET, 04/26/2022

All smiles for Auston’s 60th 🤩

[reneserseya]

2022.02.26.TOR vs DET

[niicksuzuki]

They got jealous of the 10-7 TOR vs DET game and they want to replicate it tonight I guess

[destielplayshockey]

for those curious, here is the full season game schedule for the fic including outcomes (i.e. mild spoilers; the postseason schedule is not included in this post because i don’t want to give too much away after all):

October

6 Tue Home vs MTL [L] 9 Fri Away vs DAL [W] 11 Sun Away vs ARI [W] 13 Tue Away vs COL [L] 14 Wed Home vs OTT [W] 17 Sat Away vs DET [L-OT] 19 Mon Home vs PHI [W] 21 Wed Home vs ANA [W] 23 Fri Away vs TB [W] 25 Sun Away vs FLA [L] 26 Mon Home vs CAR [W] 28 Wed Home vs LA [L] 31 Sat Away vs VAN [W]

November

2 Mon Away vs CGY [W] 3 Tue Home vs BUF [W] 5 Thu Home vs BOS [L] 7 Sat Home vs NYR [W] 9 Mon Away vs STL [W] 11 Wed Away vs BUF [L] 13 Fri Home vs TB [W] 15 Sun Away vs NJ [L-OT] 18 Wed Home vs VAN [W] 20 Fri Home vs TOR [W] 22 Sun Home vs CGY [L] 25 Wed Away vs EDM [W] 27 Fri Away vs SJ [W] 30 Mon Home vs NJ [W]

December

2 Wed Away vs SJ [W] 3 Thu Away vs LA [L] 5 Sat Away vs ANA [W] 7 Mon Away vs WPG [W] 9 Wed Away vs CGY [L] 12 Sat Home vs NSH [W] 14 Mon Home vs MIN [L-OT] 15 Tue Home vs PIT [W] 17 Thu Away vs MTL [W] 19 Sat Away vs TOR [W] 21 Mon Away vs OTT [W] 23 Wed Home vs EDM [W] 28 Mon Home vs FLA [W] 29 Tue Away vs PIT [L]

January

2 Sat Away vs MIN [L] 4 Mon Away vs CHI [W] 7 Thu Away vs VGK [L] 9 Sat Home vs WSH [W] 10 Sun Away vs WSH [W] 12 Tue Home vs STL [W] 14 Thu Away vs CBJ [L-OT] 15 Fri Home vs CHI [W] 17 Sun Home vs COL [L] 19 Tue Away vs PHI [W] 21 Thu Away vs NSH [L]

(Note: so many days are missing from the end of Jan because of the bye week/ASW)

February

2 Tue Home vs CBJ [W] 3 Wed Away vs CAR [W] 6 Sat Away vs BOS [L] 8 Mon Home vs DAL [W] 10 Wed Home vs DET [L] 12 Fri Away vs NYR [W] 14 Sun Home vs VGK [W] 16 Tue Away vs PHI [W] 18 Thu Home vs ARI [W] 20 Sat Home vs SJ [W] 22 Mon Away vs OTT [W] 24 Wed Home vs WPG [W] 25 Away vs BOS [L] 28 Home vs NYR [W]

March

2 Tue Away vs NSH [L] 4 Thu Home vs BUF [W] 6 Sat Home vs MTL [W] 8 Mon Away vs CHI [W] 10 Wed Home vs DET [W] 13 Sat Away vs NJ [L] 14 Sun Home vs TOR [W] 16 Tue Away vs MIN [L-OT] 18 Thu Home vs NYR [W] 20 Sat Home vs BOS [L] 22 Mon Away vs TB [L] 24 Wed Home vs DAL [W] 25 Thu Away vs BUF [L] 28 Sun Away vs OTT [L] 30 Tue Away vs TOR [L]

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always acknowledge your bullpen • tor vs det 07.31.22

[whatdiduexpectfromhockeyboys]

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[my-love-for-hockey]

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