#DEIMOS' HEADCANONS

[menacarychamber]

some fun descriptions I wrote cuz why not everybody loves headcanons right?

[marilynmonroefanfics]

Scary Love

Y/N, much to the disdain of his father, had convinced his mother to let him spend some days with his grandmother, Demeter.

Zagreus and Macaria were also not happy about it, however as they player major roles in the underworld, they could not accompany him. They did give him some advice.

“Just take this enchanted dagger with you.” Zagreus spoke, hiding the weapon in his brother’s tunic.

“If someone tries to pressure you, just do as we practiced” said Macaria.

“GUYS PLEASE! THIS IS TOO MUCH!”

The youngest son of Hades was very well received by his grandmother, who was very happy to see him. The other gods were also enthusiastic, specially his new best friends, Athena and Artemis.

Y/N spend the first few days catching up with everyone, Apollo sang him songs, Hermes brought him gifts from his travels, he also did flower crowns with Dionysus, so on and so forth.

With Athena and Artemis, Y/N travelled the known world, playing chess with Athena was always fun and he bonded with Artemis over their love of animals.

There was only one god Y/N could not befriend, that being Aphrodite, whispers ran throughout Olympus that the Goddess of Beauty had been dethroned. Aphrodite didn’t help herself by leading a life of debauchery, not at all leading a life of virtue and, in an irony of destiny, not respecting the sacred bounds of love she herself represented.

One early morning, the young prince witnessed the arrival of Ares, God of War, who was followed by two unknown men, all in bloody armour.

The God of War only gave a small nod of acknowledgment, speaking swiftly.

“Deimos, Phobos…” Ares spoke, his voice full of authority. “…meet Y/N, God of Seasons, Prince of the Underworld, youngest child of Hades and Persephone.”

Deimos and Phobos greeted the young prince, however, the latter could only notice their unusual auras and empty eyes.

In the next days Y/N could feel himself being observed, as if two pairs of eyes were watching him from the shadows. Flowers and little cards could also be find on his bed, with sort messages such as “I love your eyes” or “You have my heart”

The next few encounters with Deimos and Phobos were always the same, with few words exchanged and the two gods in their bloody armours.

One particular day, Y/N was pitiful of the two brothers, he had offered to help clean their armours, they seemed very dirty and uncomfortable.

To his surprise, the two brothers accepted, taking an opportunity to ask the young prince for help cleaning themselves, in particular their cheeses and arms, which they would flex at any opportunity, making Y/N giggle.

From then on, the try spent even more time together, Ares became quite annoyed at this, as his sons weren’t fulfilling their duties, which mainly meant fighting alongside their father.

It was clear to everyone the two brothers were in love with the young prince, but no one dared to say so. As the two circled Y/N like to guard dogs. Or in Persephone’s own words “sons of Cerberus”

Persephone knew of her son’s conflicted feelings, and simply advised “follow your heart…but do remember this has great consequences.”

“What do you mean mother?”

“Silly boy, you have the sons of the God of War at your mercy, the best warriors in the world, who give their father great victories…you can sway them as you please, they are yours to command, love is a powerful force.”

“What…what if I can’t choose between them?”

His mother laughed “I suppose you get two handsome hunks instead of one!”

[squashfolded]

Madness combat facecanons/ headcanons !! :3c

[tbifoofficial]

my Deimos cosplay is so complete, so here's Deimos holding a tiny version of himself (ignore the fucking mess my older sibling left behind omfg....)

[iexistapparantly]

I like to imagine that, even though Deimos had it better off than Sanford, bro was too irresponsible with his own wound and kept neglecting it that it never healed properly. My reckless boyo, you gotta take betta care of yoself...

[christnarr]

tactile sign language, since i imagine in my head dedmos is mute and sanford had his vision messed up. theyre complaining

[n1ckelpistol]

Faces

[verquilla]

nevada's boykissers

alt version below

[enigma-the-glitch]

Sanford has a lot of questions...

[beemers-hell]

You’ve done Sanford head canons, what about Deimos?

yall know the drill!

Deimos HCs!

Around 40 ~ 45ish (same as Ford

Trans man, Bi King

Mexican-American/Japanese

Has ADHD Combined Type, and though it's not as severe as it used to be, he's still struggling with executive dysfunction. He's fine to do the work he's told to do but he needs some bribing occasionally, i.e. the Nexus Mission with the chance of visiting Burger Gils lol

The fire-lit-from-his-finger thing is the result of him undergoing minor experimentation by the agency in the past, in which his DNA and body was being modified in order to allow him to wield fire powers. The experiment wasn't very successful, so he can really only do as much as use his hands as lighters, but he can also breath fire, though it hurts his throat to do so. The plume he can produce isn't very impressive in the first place, so he doesn't pull that trick out as much as he does the finger flame thing!

Speaking of the agency, yeah he's a dissenter! He used to work as a technician/IT dude before signing up for minor experimentation, after which he got bored of the work and decided to leave after he was approached by Doc, who he'd known very briefly from when Doc was working amongst the agency as well. The rest is history!

He has shark teeth, but he wasn't born with them. He had his teeth worked on shortly after he dissented bc he thought it'd look sick, which it does, but it also comes in handy when he's in a tight spot and can't use much else but the power of biting to get out of a situation lol

Obviously he's the funny man out of the gang, and seems to have some sort of quip or remark ready to go for virtually every situation or thing they stumble across. There isn't really any deeper thing to this aspect of him, dude's just naturally funny like that. Of course, he can go from "first I lol'd then i serious'd" if the situation calls for it, but a majority of the time he'll be providing the comic relief these guys so desperately need in a state like Nevada!

Deimos has pockets on his tactical gear getup specifically just to carry his smokes in, like of course he's got shit like bandages and ammo packs in others but the ones on his shoulders are his designated cigarette pockets. Dude really needs his fix!

Post Dedmos Adventures, Deimos will eventually have the rocks and all that shit attached to him removed, but it'll take a LOOOOOOOOONG time to remove them, as Doc and Sanford would need to harvest a LOT of skin and tissue and organs and all that shit to transplant onto him. Hell, he'll never really return to how his body was pre-other place escapades. He's gonna need a lot of recovery time after all is completed (he's not like Hank lol), and he'll end up mute from not being able to have his throat and mouth properly repaired despite their best efforts (Which is fine by him, he already knows ASL on account of his line of work lol)

Like Doc, dude is a nu-metal freak, fucker loves Korn and Limp Bizkit

Unlike Sanford, Deimos is a FANTASTIC cook (and baker!) anytime it's his turn to prepare meals everyone gets excited. If the world was still normal (or as normal as Nevada was pre-fall of Nexus) he honestly could've been pretty successful as a Chef!

[madness-combat-confessions]

Headcanon:

Deimos loves roblox, hates minecraft

Sanford loves minecraft, hates roblox

They constantly have stupid and pointless arguments over which one is better

[sstarrfishh]

Rocky planets HC’s!!!! \(•^•)/ (be mindful these may be a lil oc)

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-Mercury-

•He has burn marks all over him from all the solar flares, he hides some of them with bandages. He’s kinda self conscious about them.

•Speaking of burn marks sometimes his feathers will get burnt he can get them out himself but sometimes needs help.

•He likes to take naps in his free time sense most of the time he’s not really allowed to go be with the other rocky planets bc of the sun.

•He’s the solar system’s messenger he delivers letters and packages across the entire system, so he knows a lot more than u would think

(he sometimes gets nosey and reads some of the letters, but only if it’s nothing too personal).

•His hair is a birds nest (it’s really messy and frizzy)

•He can go to sleep while flying

•He has 3 pairs of wings, one pair on the side of his head,on his back,and a pair on his ankles

•He wears glasses because he’s so close to the sun.

•He has sun kissed skin (lots of freckles all over)

•when he gives someone a hug he wraps his wings around them

-Venus-

•He has long wavy/curly hair (Which he keeps up most of the time).

•He helps Mercury pluck out this burnt feathers (when no one’s watching ofc).

•He’s practically adopted Ceres, it started out with him just teaching them to scare Mars but over time he started to get attached him and started treating him as his he would his own moon.

•When he visits Ceres and isn’t teaching him new pranks he combs out his hair and styles it for them,sometimes even playing around with them. (tag, hide & go seek, and catch)

•He envy’s the Earths life but is kinda glad he doesn’t have any because of what the Earthlings are doing to him.

•Trans 🏳️‍⚧️

•Resting bitch face (he’s really not that mean when he wants to be)

•He has a rock collection, not because he likes to collect rocks but ceres finds rocks he thinks are cool/pretty and over time it just became a collection because he has so many.

•He hates his axis (177 degrees)

-Earth-

•weeping willow tree hair bc i said so

•also has sharp teeth

•Their REALLY good at card games

•When he wears his hoodie/pullover he lets Luna sleep in his hood fluff which are clouds

•Tall (the biggest rocky planet)

• Very flirty

•Likes to make jewelry

•He yaps about his earthlings as soon as he gets a chance

•He has a lot of stories about his earthlings that he tells to phobos, deimos, and Luna.

•He likes to help saturn bake sometimes

•even though he can’t cook that good (or really at all) 😭😭

•when he listens to music he blasts it. like anyone near him can hear it clearly

-Mars-

•He’s really smart being so close to jupiter he’s heard and learned a lot of things

•the “parent” of the rocky planets or voice o reasons most of the time

• he’s a nonchalant dread head 🗣️🗣️

•He’s a really good dad towards phobos and deimos

•He’s actually kinda over protective of them but just a lil 🤌🏾

•He uses having phobos and deimos to his advantage to cheat when playing cards with the others (they look at the others cards and tells him what cards they have,it’s why he almost never loses).

•alien 👽

•He sometimes listens in on Jupiter’s stories

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But what ship should i draw next??? (•U•)

[ya-killin-me-smalls]

Genuine question!!

Opinion on Sanmos?

If sanmos opinion is positive, headcannons?

oh I adore sanmos. madcom power couple that I wanna rip apart and watch decay :)

- Sanford was very much so afraid of Deimos when they first started working together. not because he seemed like a bad person but you can only watch someone fly off the handle the way he does so many times before you start to think something's wrong with them

- unfortunately, that massive capacity for violence is really hot as long as he's not on the receiving end, and in a way he feels responsible for reeling Deimos in when he goes to far

- with time, Deimos started going to Sanford for general grounding (even though he doesn't say it) because off the battlefield he finds his teammate's presence to be soothing. they go out drinking, watch TV in the common areas, and grab food at 3am together all the time

- they really just fold into each other one night, walking back to the dorms after a night out. they get to the hall where they normally part ways, but Deimos is still rambling on about something Sanford doesn't understand but is still heavily invested in, so Deimos follows him back to his room. and Sanford invites him in because it's only polite not to make someone stand for so long. and neither remember who made the first move but Deimos finishes his tangent and then there's strong arms around his waist and lips pressed to his own, and it isn't something he's ever really thought about before but it isn't something he's against, either

- this does not lead to them dating yet. it leads into really elaborate gay chicken where they don't talk about what happened, definitely wanna move forward, but neither knows if the other is okay with them making actual moves. they hold hands and snuggle and kiss anywhere but on the mouth and then play it off as "haha I won you're blushing gayboy"

- it, of course, turns into actual kissing, and escalates to competing to see who's willing to go the furthest

- spoiler alert, it's both of them and they go all the way

- it doesn't really affect the way they work, so used to months of playful "mock" flirting that everything still feels normal to them

- Sanford has a thing about picking Deimos up. it is simply the only time he feels like they're physically close enough

- which works out fine because Deimos is touch-starved even on a good day

- they don't ever really discuss the terms of their relationship because, as far as they're concerned, nothing really changes. they aren't the romantic types so really they're just partners in crime that happen to makeout and fuck nasty

[ero-heart]

Nicknames the main 4 would give you

(Romantic)

Hank-> People actually forget that despite being a murderous psycho, Hank is still kinda silly. So they would call you something like “my boo” or “bae”. If you two marry he would definitely resort to “hubby”, “wifey” or the gender neutral therm “spousey”. He really doesn’t know what else to call you and Hank genuinely likes these names. Call him your boo he will shake happily.

Deimos-> Deimos would call you the most stupid random nickname you would ever hear. Think about “moose teeth” or “crumpled bag”. But he will also call you “shawty” and “bbg” (the same way one would call a middle aged man bbg). The weird nicknames were to get a rise out of you but it sticked, you will be his “moose teeth” for life ❤️

Sanford-> I adore the idea of Sanford being a romantic- maybe picked up on rare fairy tale books as a kid and envisioned himself as the knight in shiny armor helping the princesses. The world did harden his heart, but deep down he’s still a goey lovey dobey romantic boy, that shows through the nicknames he gives you! Like “my life” and “my love”. But maybe he would indulge on his fairytale fantasies and actually call you his “princess”/“prince”/“prinxe”

2Bdamned-> 2B is a uncomplicated man, he doesn’t think much on what to call you, he just instinctively calls you “dear”/“my dear”, but he means it from the deepest bottom of his s3lf. You are the most dearest to him who, knowingly or not, makes him forget the chaos that is around him. It makes him feel that life is simple and pretty and worth living.

It turned out so sappy algdvbsudh

[doctorleviathan]

Sons Of Mars Lyrics: Well, you don't know me But I know YOU

[dumskullexpress]

I don’t usually make these but uhhh

🍾🥤💥Madness Combat: Restaurant Etiquette Edition🔥🍔🍖

From order of best to worst.

AUDITOR

Physically incapable of leaving a mess

Orders most expensive meal available

Knows how to use a fork and knife

Wears a bib and a puts a napkin on their lap

Offers critique to the chef directly

Invests in the local business

Pays in full

Leaves a $100 tip

JEBUS

Orders something small but modest

Keeps cutlery neat and tidy on the table

Cleans up after himself

Compliments the chef, waiters, and dishwashers

Pays in full

Leaves a generous tip

SANFORD

Orders the spiciest option available

Chats up the waiter

Tries not to leave too much of a mess

Stacks the dirty plates

Has desert

Pays in full

Might leave a tip

DOC

Orders whatever looks good

On his phone most of the time

Not really involved with the restaurant staff

Wipes crumbs onto the floor

Pays in full

Doesn’t tip

DEIMOS

Orders the weirdest or grossest food on the menu

Stabs everything with a fork, spoons are for pussies

Chews with his mouth open

Smokes in the restaurant despite no-smoking signs

Trash EVERYWHERE

Didn’t bring his wallet

Pays in pennies, or forgets to pay entirely

Forgets to tip

TRICKY

Gets junk food

Uses his hands, completely ignoring the utensils

Screams at the staff

Staff is too terrified to oppose him

50/50 chance pays in Chuck-E-Cheese tokens or sets the restaurant on fire.

Murders a customer on the way out

Leaves a tip

and last but not least...

HANK

Doesn’t order, just grabs a random customer’s meal and swallows it whole

Doesn’t chew

Drinks directly from the soda dispenser

Smashes kid’s birthday cake

Shoots the waiter when asked to leave

Uses a hostage as a meat shield when law enforcement arrives

Throws a grenade into the kitchen

Massacre

Steals money from the register

Leaves

Doesn’t tip

Honorable mentions:

MAG Agent Torture

Accidentally squishes the waiter when ordering

Too big to fit inside

Has to order 20 different meals

Agency pays for damages

Church and Jorge

Orders biggest thing on the menu

“I’ll have what he’s having.”

Has a food fight

Leaves without paying

Phobos

Smites the waiter for addressing him as “sir” and not “god-emperor”

Won’t eat food that doesn’t meet his standards

Expects the entire restaurant (including customers) to kowtow before him

“What do you mean the meal isn’t free?! I demand to see this ‘MANAGER’ of yours.”

Gestalt

He fucking eats you

So yeah! Those are my silly restaurant hcs! :D