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They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store

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the hyper realistic strawberry of doom

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warious basyas sloplings part two i think

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Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

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please tell me no one has made this

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irish coworker: *is back from a month in italy*

me: the weather must have been great, you're looking so tanned!

irish coworker: *stares down at his arms, which are a shade of eggshell white i associate with tasteful wedding table settings* i suppose i am!

welsh coworker: *enters room* wow, youre looking so tanned!

ghanaian coworker: *looks around like hes on the truman show*

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Real sex has never been tried

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Turtle concept I’m fond of. I love drawing him. So squishy.

Notes:

- turtle inspired bill and markings.

- round and plump

- large heavy talons and thick dragging tail

- hint of gold in irises

- small ears, horns, and wings

- square photophores

- slightly vacant expression

- looks like Michael Cera probably voices him

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I hate goodbyes.

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When I was little I thought they should’ve been a couple

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good thing he survived this

unless....... this is ai generated ?

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i now pr4onounce you.... mr and mrs freaky deaky doo

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Getting gender envy from a 59 year old centrist franciscan friar

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Come now darling, you want to get bonked on the head don't you? Good stooges go nyuk nyuk nyuk for mommy.

#stoogification #stooge kink #nyukblr #moe #curly #larry #stooge nsft

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Meetings with the Decepticons are always a hoot

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Made this before i made the iridescent one lol

When i opened wikipedia, i saw blue have some alternate colors? So i wanted to try that at one point

But then i found iridescent paint and don't want to go back to this color ever again