#DEAR MY BLORBO PRINCESS SERIOUSLY

[vsyrworld]

NICO PLEASE STAAAPH , ITS ONLY 10 MINUTES AND YOU ALREADY OBSSESED TALK ABOUT LEWIS SRLSY MAN PATHETIC😭😭😭

[lultimagoccia]

// My Little Pony for the fandom meme. Give me your hot takes.

Send me a fandom and I’ll tell you my ... [ x ]

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

( see back when the show was airing, it for SURE was discord. fuckin' loved discord, really only got into the fandom because i loved him and his intro episode so much. over the years i've drifted more towards princess celestia. she's just ... really interesting and pretty to me. i like imagining her backstory and how she lives her day to day life in canterlot. discord is def still dear to me, but he's gonna hafta be okay with sharing the ' favorite ' spot. )

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

( tbf that's kinda all of them? they all have really cute designs. i will say i'm warming up to previous gen designs and have bought a few g1 ponies i've seen at the thrift store. there's a sweetness to their faces and i LOVE their colors / cutie marks )

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

APPLEJACK. i never understood the whole complaint that she's too boring or doesn't do enough. she's an absolute delight, a total sweetheart, and just because she's got her professional life all figured out from the jump doesn't mean there isn't more things for her to learn. i love that we saw her soften over the series from constantly working and NEEDING to do things a certain way, to finally opening up more time for leisure and passing off more responsibilities to her siblings. )

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

( there's a lot of very pretty bg character designs in mlp, apple split is just a personal favorite )

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

( cozy glow! i never understood the dislike for her character or why people were so upset she was treated so seriously. mlp is a DEEPLY unserious show and sometimes you just gotta lean into the absurdity of it. i love that she was so fuckin' maniacal and also tiny. darla dimple was a such a delight, it was great seeing a callback to that sort of villain. small child who is EVIL for no actual reason. love that for her. )

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

( starlight glimmer. i think she needed WAY more consequences than she got in the show. )

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

( chancellor neighsay. fuck that dude. hate that guy. he should have been locked up in Horse Hell. )

[lil-space-king]

Notable AUs

Andy, my OC, is my blorbo extreme. I've got blorbo brainrot disease, she's the cause, and there is no cure. So I've made A LOT of AUs. Here are some of them:

Pregnancy AU In this one Andy gets pregnant. So, you, dear make-believe reader, have no way of knowing this but in my own OC-verse, I've made The Raven Queen a transwoman. Can't remember how this started, and don't really care. To me it is canon. But even if she wasn't a transwoman, gods can get anyone pregnant b/c they're literally Gods and I said so. So, in this AU, Raven gets Andy pregnant with a demi-god and Andy, Deanne, and Raven end up raising 'Avery Mae' together. It's sweet.

Greaser AU Andy's a greaser in this one! This one's supposed to be like "50s proper" and instead of being kidnapped by a cult, Deanne is in an abusive loveless marriage. They meet on accident and Andy is immediately head over heels while Deanne is just shocked to discover lesbians exist and can be happy? Shenanigans (and a lot of kisses) ensue. I don't think Raven exists in this AU

Office AU Classic au, right? In this one, Raven is Andy's boss! There's a lot of sexual tension and office politics which eventually leads the two to a secret romance. They're not exclusive, both Raven and Andy are poly, but still, things get complicated when Andy drunkenly kisses Deanne at a Christmas party. (cue sexual awakening)

Royalty AU Deanne is a princess, Andy is a knight, Raven is an evil witch queen. Andy is the princess's knight, protector, bodyguard, etc. She takes her duty very seriously but can't help but fall in love with the beautiful woman. Deanne falls in love with her too, but they both know that her parents would never let this be, so it's a secret. Suddenly war breaks out and Deanne is captured and taken as a political hostage. Andy is injured in the same battle. Deanne manages to escape captivity, but it's a long arduous journey home, it takes years. Andy is determined to save Deanne, save her kingdom, but her body is broken and she turns to the evil queen's dark magic to help. She gets Deanne back on the throne (her parents dead in the interim) but she now owes a life of servitude to the witch queen.

Circus Freak AU In most AUs Andy is a red-head human instead of a tabaxi, but in this one, she's both a human and a tabaxi. Essentially the idea was to go circus freak with it. Andy has some rare genetic condition that makes her appear humanoid. As we know, circus freak tradition is generally pretty shitty, so it's no wonder that Deanne, who is actually just a little person, is seen as a 'freak'. Raven is a trapeze artist. The three fall in love and... escape the circus? I don't think I ever fully thought this one out but I thought the dynamics would be fun.