#DAT GUARDIAN REALLY WAS WEARING SEXY-WEAR

[jeeaark]

Guess. Guess who found out those weren't actually PJs the dream guardian was wearing after. after drawing the uh. other comic? with the uh.

PJ gift sillies?

[nochiquinn]

episode 108: legendary nutswing

mala: "My name is Matthew Mercer. I'm the dungeon master and the person who cant find a barber who understands 'leave it long'"

Tarot??? Tarot!!!

"I'm not gonna play, I'm just gonna look at these."

why is the alpha player giving me shit tonight

"five. I don't wanna talk about it."

I have no idea what's going on. I don't know why Sam's on Skype. I don't know what they're fighting. 

marisha's not only wearing sleeves, she's wearing LONG sleeves. I'm confused and afraid.

OKAY I read last week's liveblog I know what's going on (ish) now

that's why I do the thing

"not THE FACE"

"I'm technically engaged with the thing, aren't I." "That's my SISTER, good sir."

taliesin: give me a minute to do ridiculous math

"care bear staaaaaare"

holy shit I want sam's headset. much clear, very quality, wow

that should totally be reversed for him

hide under the coals like a ball pit

"there's a hypodermic needle in here!" "how very santa monica."

"what if we don't even make it to the vecna fight" don't NOD AT THAT, TALIESIN

chorge

"the watery druid" sounds like a tavern

recklehgreweaponmastah

as grog turns into a cuisinart

ol'stupidbutt

"I wanna pour a cup of coffee on him"

coffeepocalypse

mala: "coffeegate2k17"

I just cackled entirely too loudly at sam trying to help over skype

"that's an interesting phrase"

it's legends of the hidden temple, you have to reassemble the silver monkey

I miss six flags

"really just to make vex sexy"

face void

laura what's your face

"we push it in harder" [lenny]

liam has a tattoo right above the inside of his elbow and I wanna know what it is

this is someone's kink

"only in a glass volcano"

"can I run up and mj it into the thing?" "mary jane?" taliesin

put plantinum in mouth

(references no one will get for $300)

national treasure is Awful But Fun

"that's the only time marisha has ever said those words" "we're live on the FUCKING INTERNET"

"hope your mom's watching"

celestial is just like swedish

I can't believe vox machina got all got simultaneously decapitated

I can't believe the water elemental got decapitated

I thought firing the arrow was a bad idea

"this is a big package" [lenny]

til gilmore's voice is a terrifying combination of yusuke kitagawa and sinbad from magi

"at the top of my turn I'm gonna fart" "and you immediately catch on fire"

oh my god sisqo. I am 400 years old.

discord: planeleth

big celestial dick

"the buttflap is down"

I've been painting this whole time (I painted a keyleth and tried a vex but that didn’t work) but I had to note dat callback

the entire top camera is blind

shoot at his genital vicinity

#fucked

I am biased against david the gnome despite loving it as a kid bc my roommates decided my dad looks like him and made constant jokes about it for like a year and a half

alpha saying hi to sam

liam making fun of laura while she's not there

discord: oplanetar

their running joke about the walk sign is my favorite

"aaah the meta"

wink at the guardian

y'all I want to sleep some time this week

rip marisha

Let’s Play how high can taliesin’s voice go

"FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE"

"legendary action: nutswing"