#DASH COMMENTARY;;

[peppy-jester]

"I may not be the best but I'm absolutely the most adorable one. Fite me"

[ncfertari]

DOFLAMINGO HAS ESCAPED IMPEL DOWN!

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!

THE MINGO IS AT LARGE!! @heavens-sin

[voodoodaaddy]

"Testicles makes a great meatball for pasta."

[dis--parity]

『🍬』 "Hey, hey, take it from me, there's nothin' wrong with cuttin' loose and embracing sluthood. Welcome to the club, bro."

[themosthatedbeingg]

{He found one of Lilith’s old miniskirts and decided to try it on cause he likes the fabric… hmm yep he’ll be doing his errands in this today~ }

[themosthatedbeingmoving]

“.. hey what if I just voided all Soul contracts made in my domain for like a full day how funny would that be cause .. like I can do it ~ “

[mermaus]

I speak for all my gals when I say that tight / skin tight clothes are hot and MMM we'll fold for it faster than a panini press-

[unhinged-greed]

"Joke for ya all!"

"Drama free day in Goetia family!"

[peppy-jester]

"Does it really matter if someone is fat tho? Let them be, shouldn't be any of your fucking problem"

[ncfertari]

With all the Rob Lucci thirst on my dash, this is Vivi's response!

[onepiecc]

The Pro's and Con's of having a Merfolk Partner

Please note this was meant for fun, but to also show off why you need to date a merfolk 😂

[fishermcn]

"Imagine losin' all sense o'self and succumbin' to beasthood. Couldn't be me."

[themosthatedbeingg]

“Why the fuck does this have to happen right before my busiest month of the year im already not gonna sleep as it is… “

He’s gonna have so many meetings with heaven lined up— he’s already wheezing with panic attacks .

[kuurosakiis]

"What do you mean there are two of them? What....?"

[themosthatedbeingmoving]

—He just sneezed like so hard and now his Desk is on fire —

[puzzledmemories]

"Everyone deserves happiness. No one should suffer for reasons beyond their own control..."