#DAMN IT CRUZ

[canine-teethed-sheets]

*me looking desperately for crumbs on the ground* uh huh...... uh huh...... aH HAH!!

low quality Faiyaato <3

[paperlignes]

GUILLERMO AND NANDOR WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2019-2024) SEASON 6, EPISODE 4: THE RAILROAD

[hazel-callahan]

"honestly, i feel like she's the underrated heartthrob of the film."   — ruby cruz on her character, hazel, sxsw 2023

[caliphoria17]

HOLY MOTHER OF—

[kittanthalos]

[anxietycheesecake]

Honestly, don't give me nandermo if you don't feel like it (weird, given everything that has happened since season 3, but ok), but the only other possible ending is Nandor learning to be on his own and realizing romantic love won't fix all his problems and... idk, finding his own purpose beyond other people. Like, it'd make sense for him to end up with Guillermo; anyone else would be forced and detrimental for his character arc.

Also having the male character whose relationship with another man has been teased for years ending up with the only single woman in the cast after going "haha, let two guys be friends uwu" in every interview feels homophobic af.

"Bisexual people don't owe you being in a-" BECKY, I'M BISEXUAL, I ONLY DATED SOMEONE OF MY OWN GENDER ONCE WHEN I WAS 15 AND IT LASTED LIKE A MONTH, I KNOW HOW REAL LIFE WORKS, THIS IS A TV SHOW WRITTEN BY A DUDE WHO CRINGES AT THE IDEA OF US EVEN WANTING A QUEER RELATIONSHIP, GET OVER YOURSELF

And the Guide deserves so much better than them throwing her into a relationship that came out of nowhere just so a loser who can't be alone doesn't have to learn how to be alone wtf

[harveyguillensource]

Harvey had a blast at DragonCon as always! Plus he hung out with Jodie Whittaker and Damned If You Do co-star Ginger Gonzaga and director Jake Rubin.

[gertyorkess]

guillermo spending years thinking he knows what he wants bc it will make him a better version of himself only to realize that he doesn’t know what he actually wants and he’s just lost god he’s so fucking me

[xemnas178]

vaniatober day11:skeleton

Don't be so sad…

[gaybuckybarnesss]

ROMEO, DAVID, & CRUZ BECKHAM

[thebennsofdallas]

His shirt says Dreamy. *giggle*

[asimplelobsterhat]

When Nandor is talking about having a wife to share all of his treasures from Al Qolnidar and at that exact moment the camera pans to Guillermo entering his secret room and immediately coming down the stairs to look at all of the cool shit on the table

[if-you-like-pina-colada-s]

I think the green lanterns should be allowed to glow in the dark. As a treat.

Some other JL member: It's pretty dark in here

Their GL: Don't worry guys, I got this *fucking illuminates the room in a green light*

[spacethemeep]

Been SUPER castlevania brainrotted lately (especially aria of sorrow). the other guy is just an oc. im working on it.

[caliphoria17]

Please enjoy a hot and bothered Aaliyah 🤭

[agent-darkbootie]

“Did I mistake you for a sign from God?”

Torturing @capricule with feelings because that’s what I do best