#D.Va One Shot

[devswritingcornerorsmth]

overwatch ratings based on how they would date

did this a while ago but spent too much time on it for it to not be posted. this is just a personal opinion and personal ratings based off lore and bias tbh. this will be updated with every hero (if I remember to lol)

Tanks:

D.VA: 6/10. Caring and loving, fun gaming dates, but gets recognized a lot, and if it came down to it she’d choose her job to protect south korea over her lover

Doomfist: 4/10. He’d be a gentleman but probably only in it for sex or to be a sugar daddy. He’d treat his “lover” with respect tho so not a total loss i guess.

Junker Queen: 7/10. After the shit she’s been thru i think she doesnt really want a partner cuz shes afraid they’re just using her to get to the throne or that she’ll lose them. She’s protective and caring but also a bit overprotective to the point where it’s like okay calm down. Also might get into a few fights but eh.

Orisa: 0/10. she thinks it would be cute to be in a relationship but knows she cant be in one due to being the “protector of numbani”. so no.

Ramattra: 8/10. Deadass depends if it’s an omnic or not. If his lover is an omnic he will cherish them and take care of them, knowing that they’re one of the few things he loves in this life. If it’s a human then theres some. Problems. He doesnt open up easily and while he’s still protective and caring he can sometimes get very distant towards them because he fears that they only got close to him to use him or kill him.

Reinhardt: 9/10: Perfect gentleman. Treats you with respect and love, and cherishes you no matter what. -1 is because he can be really loud sometimes even when he doesnt mean to be

Roadhog: 5/10. I think of him as aroace but he would try and give it a shot just to feel what it’s like. Hes very quiet but also very calm. He would listen to his lover and do his best to help them, but he moves around a lot thanks to junkrat now and might cut off communication with you just to keep you safe when he's on the run

Sigma: 5/10. A real gentleman, would treat his lover with respect and kindness and love. Only downside is when he has one of his mind breaks and breakdowns. He forgets who he is and just focuses on violence. Also his control of gravity in that state is very fucky so if he’s having a breakdown his lover might get throw to the ground. He feels like jackshit afterwards and probably realizes it’s best not to have someone he cares about so close to him

Wrecking Ball: 0/10 no. he would simply not even if he wanted to. Aroace hampter 

Winston: maybe a 1/10. i feel like he doesnt want a romantic relationship with anybody and just wants friends (aroace monke)

Zarya: 6/10. Protective and caring but would focus too much on her job. would also pick her country over her lover if it did come down to it

Mauga: 8/10: Would treat his lover right and give them anything they asked for. Free beach house, gifts, and a loving, protective, obsessive bf. -2 because slight yandere vibes and can get too possesive-

Damage:

Ashe: 6/10. Partners in crime kinda thing but if you’re not really into that stuff she’s probably not that into you. She has BOB watching you when she cant during a fight but shes always next to you when she can be.

Bastion: 0/10. Dude just wants to live in the woods with his bird he doesnt want that stuff.

Cassidy: 8/10. Southern sweetheart. Treats his partner with love and respect. Only downside is that he’d be out a lot doing his job, but he would let somebody else do it to be with you if it’s a special occasion or if he really wants to stay with you.

Echo: 2/10. Not big on romance but would try it out for science. Sadly in the end it’s not real love so. Oof

Genji: 9/10. Probably doesn’t want a relationship at first because of his body but he gets used to it and opens up his heart. Honestly very good boyfriend would be there to listen and help you with stuff. -1 cuz he might be out doing overwatch stuff a lot and also might not be the most exciting person to be around if you're a hyper person.

Hanzo: 6/10. Can’t see him getting in a relationship after everything thats happened but if he did he’d be kinda bad at it but you could tell that he’s trying his best.

Junkrat: 5/10. I love him but i cant really see him *staying* in a relationship for long. He doesn’t know how to stop sometimes and can get really annoying really quick but he loves making things for his lover and would do his best to keep them away from the dangerous bombs. He loves them a lot but doesn’t know how to turn the love down. Really clingy so if youre into that cool.

Mei: 9/10. Absolute sweetheart. Loves you to bits and takes you out to her favorite restaurants and stuff. -1 cuz you had to have a long distance relationship due to her being in Antarctica and the fact she slept for years with no communication with her lover-

Phara: 4/10. Cares about her job more but would be an okay girlfriend, doing the basics.

Reaper: 1/10. He’s done with love and would probably just just be a sugar daddy or just be there for sex. Even if he did find himself feeling something he’d ignore it and move on

Sojourn:5/10. Not interested in dating or finding love but if it finds her she’ll go for it. Pretty nice girlfriend, makes sure to take care of her lover but does focus on her job a lot more sometimes.

Soldier:76: 0/10. Not interested and has made sure to break off any past relationships. Doesn’t want the people he cares about to get hurt. So he still cares but doesnt go see them.

Somba: 7/10. Would be a pretty good girlfriend if she wanted to have a relationship. She keeps all people she cares about far away and unaware of her deeds at Talon. So a long distance relationship until she can take some time off to go see her lover and vibe.

Symmetra: 3/10. Doesn’t know how to even start a relationship and doesn’t really want to. Her job is important to her so she wouldn’t want distractions from it.

Torbjorn: 6/10. His wife and him had a few children and have been married for a while so he’s probably got the whole love thing covered.

Tracer: 9/10. Probably one of the best on this list. She’s loving and caring and makes sure to spend a lot of time with her partner. 

Widowmaker: 3/10. Last partner she had was um. killed by her so. +3 if you could break down her walls and see the real her but very low chance

Venture: 8.5/10: Would talk to you about rocks, fossils, and everything else they can think about. They’d even let you name rocks around the house. -2 cuz they’ll talk your ear off about rocks n stuff while also bouncing around everywhere. They can also be gone for long periods of time but always makes sure to call. If you can deal with the infodumping and adhd then 9.5/10 for you 

Support:

Ana: 5/10. She doesn’t want a relationship but she’d be very loving and caring to her lover.

Baptiste: 8/10. Great boyfriend, lovers needs always come first and he’s very open and always has an ear out to listen. -2 because he’s constantly on the run and the relationship could get stressed.

Brigitte: 5/10. Mostly focused on her work but would make a pretty good girlfriend if she finds the right person. The relationship would mostly be a test one because she lowkey doesn’t understand it.

Kiriko: 4/10. Would love to be in a relationship but protecting her home is more important than finding love to her.

Lucio: 9/10. Actual sweetheart. Would make music for you and would cancel shows last second if something came up and you needed something. If you need anything he’ll be there to help.

Mercy: 8/10. She’s really focused on her work but no matter what would take time to come stay with you for a while. -2 because sometimes too focused on work and sometimes doesnt have time to see you for a long time.

Moira: 0/10. Not looking for a relationship and would probably lie just to get you strapped to a table and butchered.

Zenyatta: 7/10. Would make a decent boyfriend but he can’t have relationships due to being a monk. He’d be there to listen and to give advice when you needed it.

Lifeweaver: 9/10. Perfect boyfriend in every way. Like no competition. -1 cuz he's on the run from multiple governments so he won't be able to talk all the time or be with you much to his dismay. multiple texts a day tho

Illari: 4/10. Tbh I can't see her getting into a relationship after everything. She's too scared that something will happen with her powers again and hurt her lover

[ask-overwatch-heroes]

hey all what would you do if someone is homophobic or transphobic and racist to venture?

Ana: I'd put them to sleep. They often say lack of rest creates a bad temper.

Ashe: Always like to keep my aim sharp fer just an occasion.

Baptiste: They call me a combat medic for a reason.

Bastion: Baw, Vree! >:(

Brigitte: Have you ever heard my catchphrase: Mace to the face!

Cassidy: They should know I've got my dead-eye on them.

D.Va: I've grown up on the Internet, so I'd flame them back to the 4Chan hole they crawled out of!

Doomfist: I am always ready for combat.

Echo: Discrimination perplexes me. My observations indicate it does nothing but hurt humans, yet they inflict it apon each other, anyway. Strange.

Genji: Have you heard of what my brother did to me? ...That.

Hanzo: Have you heard of what I did to my brother? ...That.

Illiari: Let's just say they live to regret it.

Junker Queen: Throw 'em in the pit!

Junkrat: I always need an excuse to test out me experimental explosives.

Juno: Why would anyone think of doing that? It's so cruel!

Kiriko: Sometimes, I feel like being descriminatory back, see how they like it.

...Maybe not.

Lifeweaver: Life protects life. All life.

Lúcio: Boop!

Mauga: Hehehehehe... just imagining it.

Mei: I think they'd need some time to cool off.

Mercy: You know, I'm sometimes known as 'Battle Mercy.'

Moira: I would have to study how a brain as unintelligent as theirs can still function.

Orisa: I'd like to see them say that with me around!

Pharah: We'll hear what they have to say when I kick their ass!

Ramattra: Those pathetic humans will rule the day they dared open their mouth.

Reaper: ...This account would get banned if I said.

Reinhardt: I'd like to see them try!

Roadhog: Arson.

Sigma: Such a small little ant, it would be a shame if gravity were to crush you with its weight.

Sojourn: Y'know Murphy is technically a guard dog? You just need to let 'em loose.

Soldier 76: I've heard it all before, so I'd have a few words of my own.

Sombra: Someone like that always has some serious skeletons in their closet.

Symettra: It's not worth stooping to their level.

Torbjörn: I may be small, but I have a big mouth!

Tracer: I'd run back in time and stop them before they even have the chance.

Widowmaker: A shot to the head solves all of my problems.

Winston: ...They wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

Wrecking Ball: The hampster says words too vulgar to repeat.

Zarya: I'm a proffessional weightlifter, I love showing off what my muscles can do!

Zenyatta: We are all one within the Iris, so they are foolish for othering who are ultimately our siblings.

Venture: You guys! These are the nicest things I've ever heard in my life!

[weskin-time]

listen, i'm throwing this request in here because we frankly don't get enough of this in the x reader tag, character x injured/sick!reader. it doesn't even have to be anything super angsty if you don't want it to be. like i just want the fluff of an overwatch character fretting over reader with a sprained ankle lmao

(any characters are okay tbh, write for whoever you have ideas for!)

Hello anon!! i hope this works for you! i had a lot of fun writing this and i might make more later on. >:3

please give me more OW requests. mm brain rot <3

TBH i don’t really like genjis one i might rewrite it later on so keep an eye out for a post

D.Va, Genji, Ramattra X GN!Hurt/Sick!Reader

Not beta read

cw- injury, pain,

Hana “D.Va” Song

gaming with your girlfriend was almost mandatory as you started your relationship

you were fine with that, in fact you were happy to join in her streams and hang out with D.Va and finish to get some quiet time with Hana.

But. you two played different types of games.

You loved character driven story games, open worlds and side quests

and she was a world champion, mmorpgs, real time strategy games, fast paced games you never really tried

But she asked one day if you wanted to play LOL with her on stream you said yes of course

but wow was it a learning curve, and a new thing you had to adapt to. fast paced clicking and key mashing hurt your fingers and wrists.

you have no idea how Hana doesn’t have wrist problems worse then she does if you just played for a few days and your pointer finger felt stuck and pain would throb in your forearms.

Hana ended stream that night and took a breath to regain her self. You were chilling in the same room as her, her set up more impressive than yours as you turned off your own PC and turned your chair to face her.

Getting up from your semi uncomfortable office chair you walked over to her as she stretched, you went to grab her water bottle to refill it for her but as soon as your hand grabbed the bottle pain shot through your forearm and wrist making you involuntarily wince.

Her eyes shot to you in worry before she completely understood what happened, “Aww I hope i didn’t push you too hard that last round.”

You chuckled and shook out your arms, it really didn’t do much. “It’s hard to keep up with you in these games Ms Professional ESports World Champion.”

It was her turn to laugh, “Get good.” She got up and grabbed the bottle herself and shut down her PC. “You good though? Got Gamers wrist?”

“Up my forearms and everything, clicking finger is sore too.” You flex your fingers trying to get the stiff feeling out.

“Didn’t you used to play a religious amount of Cookie Clicker back in the day, without auto clicker?” She points out as you follow her out of y’all’s gaming room and to the kitchen.

You have a scoff, “My child self didn’t know what that was, i was rich on cookies. And it didn’t hurt all this bad.” You rested against the island.

She paused by the fridge, filling her bottle up with the water. “I have some extra wrist braces if you’d like, they work wonders.”

“Please.” Your response came instantly before you could even process the last part of her sentence. It made her snort with how desperate you sounded and she almost overflowed her bottle.

“Come here, give me your arms.” She turned around and leaned against the other side of the island in front of you.

You did and held out your forearms to her with a confused look.

She wrapped her hands around for forearms and began to squeeze them, massaging them firmly, perfectly in the place where it hurt the most. A whine left your throat at the feeling of sore pain meeting soft comforting pain. Her fingers dug into the meat gently as she circled the muscle, slowly making her way down to your wrists where she provided the same treatment. Your head rested on the island counter as you slumped over, heaven was in her hands.

“Thank you Hana.”

“You’re welcome bunny.”

——————————————————————

Genji Shimada

sleep deprivation sucked.

2-3 hours a night was all you were going off of. it wasn’t enough to keep your brain healthy or your body.

constant headaches, unfocused eyes, micro sleep, confusion, it all was ass

but there was nothing you could do in the moment to fix it, you just kept staying awake at night to either game or finish work projects and paperwork.

sickness sometimes finds you when you’re like this, nauseous from lack of sleep, headaches making your eyes hurt.

you tried your best to fight back the sleep that demanded itself, but failed.

Genji was silent in his approach to your desk, you knew he was there, you could sense him.

Your laptop was too bright, your eyes were unfocused and you could barely feel yourself slowly lean forward to the desks surface. A hand on your shoulder wakes you up enough to realize you were holding down a single key on your keyboard and the open document on your screen now had a long line of Vs.

“Hiya Genji.” you slur almost, as you closed your eyes only for the entire world to pulse around you, sounds were too sharp and too dull at the same time, breathing in and out seemed to take all your strength, but your strength was elsewhere trying to fight off sleep.

“You don’t look too good.” He stated flatly, his helmet off as he rested in comfortable clothing.

You glance up to see him, eyes focusing on his face, “Thanks.” was all you had the energy to respond with.

He looked at your laptop, reading what you were writing but telling by his confused and concerned face you think you just wrote gibberish that your brain thought sounded like a normal sentence.

“How long have you been awake?” His voice dripping with concern but his voice buzzed in your ears and bounced around your head for a second before you could process what he said.

“I’ve had 5 hours of sleep this week.” You yawn and look away from his wide eyed expression.

It was Saturday. 11pm.

Your body didn’t have enough energy to even move it felt like.

“Okay,” he dragged out the word and closed your laptop. ���Let’s get you to bed yea?” The way he said it made you know there was no changing his mind.

You didn’t want to admit you needed sleep but at the same time your head was throbbing and the thought of cuddling with your Genji was enough to perk you up more.

You mumbled out an okay before trying to stand on wobbly knees, your body feeling light yet heavy at the same time. A flesh hand came to steady you and hold you before you heard a sigh and suddenly you were swept off your feet and being carried to the bedroom.

“You need to take better care of yourself.” Concern laced his words as he placed you on the bed carefully.

“I know I know,” you made a grabby hand motion at him and he smiles, soon making his way to the bed as well, cuddling up beside you. You used his still flesh side as a pillow as he laid on his back. “I’m sorry Genji.”

He ran fingers along your scalp, scratching softly, putting you in a trance. “I know you don’t do field work anymore but you still need to rest.”

“I will, I will.” Was all you could mumble out before almost instantly falling asleep. the last thing you felt was his lips against your forehead.

The next morning Genji barley let you leave the bedroom after you slept for nearly 14 hours. He made you food and sat and ate with you in the bed while the two of you watched Cowboy Bebop. Your work could wait till monday, you just wanted to enjoy the last day of the weekend resting with him.

—————————————————————

Ramattra

you were out for a walk with Ramattra

the spring air buzzed with life as you two passed by trees, bird song filling silence, bees resting on flowers as they bumbled their fat little bodies around

it was a nice walk, one to clear your mind and his systems, just to think and be together

you didn’t see a tree root and you fell and ate dirt, twisting your ankle

“oh ow ow ow ow ow.” you let out a string of curses from behind clenched teeth.

Your ankle throbbed, it felt warm and tingly at the same time, pain shooting through your foot and up your shin. You do what your dumb brain tells you to and you roll it to make sure it’s not broken, thankfully it isn’t but the pain takes the air from your lungs with a sharp gasp.

Ramattra stared down at you on the ground, unmoving as he studied you. He watched as you tried to get back up with only the use of one leg, holding onto a tree for support as you stood with your leg raised like a dog that’s paw got stepped on.

“Fragile things you humans are. You tripped and now you can’t stand?” His voice wasn’t as harsh as it once was many moons ago, but he still said it with some form of exasperation.

You set your foot on the ground, testing it and instantly regretting it as pain erupts again.

You ignore his comment, “Oh gods I don’t know if i can walk back.”

“Weakling.” He said but held out his arm for you to take. There was no malice in his vocal synthesizers.

You did, leaning against him. Thanking him as you both turned around and took a step to head back to base. As you tried to put weight on your ankle you winced and let out a hiss.

“I really fucked myself up good.” You laugh a little as you stare down at your feet.

“Do you need me to carry you?” His voice buzzed with slight concern, you wouldn’t have noticed it unless you had spent enough time with the Omnic, and you have.

You look up at him with a smirk, a look that pokes him, “You goin soft on me Ram?”

He tenses a tiny tiny bit more than he already was, “No!” He said a bit too quickly. “It would take us ages to get back with your condition and I am not going to wait on you. It would be faster for me to carry you there. Simple.”

You ponder for a second, before nodding your head. Why would you ever give up the opportunity to be carried by this giant?

Ramattra let’s out a fake sigh and grabs you by the midsection, lifting you up and placing your butt on his right shoulder. You were expecting to be carried in his arms but sitting on his shoulder was way more fun already. You felt like a bird resting on his broad shoulders.

“Thanks, you big softie.” You pat his head to make your point.

He moves his right arm to hold your hips, keeping you stable and you use his arm as a grip. “I’m not doing this for you.” He grumbled but the way he made sure you weren’t going to fall off said otherwise.

He waited for you to give the word and he started to make his way back, you on his shoulder and enjoying being really tall.

[hellcatshark]

Overwatch Dating Headcanons!!

Characters: Junkrat, Roadhog, Reaper, and Lucio

Junkrat 💣💥

Junkrat would be a very interesting partner.

He may not know how to show it without being more than his usual self.

When he first asks you out, he’s honestly very nervous. “You know, being a criminal and all!” He would say.

If you say yes, he will be overjoyed.

Literally more hyper than an sugar induced D.Va.

He will give you tiny explosives as a form of showing his love.

Once he gets to know you more, he’ll be even more cuddly than he already would be.

Laying in bed reading? He’ll drape himself over you and try to get you to stop reading. Sitting on the couch? He’s using your legs as a pillow.

PDA will be a 50/50 with him. It depends on the area really.

If he spots at least one person flirting with you, he’s planning on embarrassing them to the extreme. Only to have it backfire and embarrasses himself.

He doesn’t mind much since you comfort him back home about it.

Never will you wake in the same position you fell asleep in.

Roadhog 🥓🪝

Roadhog will be very gentle with you in the long run but at the beginning, he makes it very hard to communicate.

At first he would intimidate you but slowly warms up to you and you to him.

When he asks you out, he’s blunt. No corners, no second guessing. He’ll just ask if you want to see a movie or something.

Once you two are fully dating, he’s more gentle and communicative towards you.

If you’re tired, he’ll pick you up and carry you around. No questions, no nothing.

When you’re cuddling with him, he has one arm wrapped around you comfortably.

If he’s in a teasing mood, he’ll hold you close before tickling you. That’s the most he does to you.

When sleeping, he will have you tucked to his side or on top of him.

Reaper ☠️🦉

This man will honestly try to push you away.

Especially if he knew you liked him before he liked you.

Starting off, he would punish himself by purposefully making you upset.

If that doesn’t work, he’ll simply watch your back for now on. Even though he already was but will deny it if someone asks him about it.

He would be somewhat romantic as his affection for you grows.

Roses on your nightstand, random compliments that seem passive aggressive in a way,

If you agree to date him, he would take you to random places he thinks you’d like based on what he’s observed about you.

At night, whenever you go to bed, he will hold you close and not let go whatsoever. Almost like he’s afraid to loose you.

He definitely would be one to smack your ass as you walk around your shared room and show affection but once you’re outside, he rarely shows it.

His way of protecting you.

He will keep you on top of him as you sleep, listening to you breathe. It soothes him.

Lucio 🐸🎵

This dude will definitely be wholesome in everything he does.

Once he starts to like you, he’ll be head over hills over you.

Always flirting no matter the situation.

Getting shot at? Comes up with some pickup line after saving you with that smirk. Got hurt? He’ll make a joke that Winston would very much approve of.

Once the two of you are dating, he is not afraid to declare it.

He even made a song about the two of you and it’s gotten millions of views.

In public, the most he’ll do is wrap an arm around your waist and kiss your cheek.

In your shared room, he will lay with you on his chest or do the same as Junkrat and use you as a pillow.

Will often fall asleep curled around you somehow.

[arteriop]

Xehnos

/zeʔnɒs/

My Overwatch OC (who my main blog is dedicated to @nullsector-xehnos ) has gotten a redesign

Support Character a member of the Gwishin faction who was once a salvage bot but has upgraded themself to repair living omnics.

“Scrapping was all I had known, ripping apart my fallen friends. Those human meka squashed my family like bugs. Did they even try peace? Or did they strike our envoys first? Not like it matters now. When Null Sector began broadcasting, encouraging omnics to join the cause for liberation, I was changed. Enlightened with purpose. I have wasted too long salvaging corpses. I will repair my kin while they stand, and we will be free.“

Kit

150 hp 100 regenerating shields

Restorative Wave (Primary)

Fire out a horizontally oriented projectile that passes through and heals allies. No maximum range. is stopped by shields, walls, abilities that eat projectiles, walls/surfaces.

100 ammo, Fires once every 0.6 seconds, does 75 healing per hit, consumes 10 ammo per shot. 1.7 second reload. Shared ammo with secondary

Laser cutter (Secondary)

A 10 meter beam that deals 60 damage per second, after dealing 80 damage to an enemy, they are ignited for 1 second, taking 20 damage over time for that second.

100 ammo, consumes 10 ammo per second. 1.7 second reload. Shared ammo with primary

Passive: wallclimb

Xehnos can climb walls

Passive: Leap (2 second cooldown)

Jump while in the air to leap in the direction of movement

Ability 1: Reinforce (19 second cooldown)

Target an ally and give them immortality (with a minimum hp of 40% max hp) for 2 seconds

Ability 2: Latch (9 second cooldown)

While in contact with a surface, forcibly become stationary and invulnerable to cc of any kind for up to 8 seconds (press again to cancel) 

Ultimate: Revolt

All allies (and yourself) within 15 meters when the ultimate is used become fortified (immune to crowd control) and take 60% less damage for 10 seconds.

Gold Weapon Variant

Jade Weapon Variant

Interactions/Voicelines

Character Select (match start):

“Let us hope our losses are minimal”

Character Select (mid match):

“Someone needs to repair us”

Ultimate (self/enemy):

“Your struggle is futile!”

Ultimate (friendly):

“New Directive: Revolt!”

Damage Boosted:

 “Abandoning Protective Protocol”

Outnumbered:

“Our numbers dwindle!”

Respawn

“Again, into the slaughter” “My work isn’t done” “There are still repairs to be made”

Reinforce Voicelines

“Keep moving” “You aren’t dead yet” “I’m not abandoning you”

Generic Elimination Voicelines

“Threat neutralized” “You were a fool to fight me” “Stay out of my way” “Struggling is useless”

Revenge Elimination

“Always Improving” “Did you think I wouldn’t learn?”

Special Elimination Voicelines

Witness Friendly Ramattra, Zenyatta, Echo, Orisa, or Bastion be killed: 

“Your loss will not be in vain!”

Killing D.va:

“How did we lose to you?”

Killing Reinhardt:

“Precision Omnic Engineering”

Killing Brigitte:

“The crusaders legacy, pitiful”

Killing Ramattra:

“You have lost your way”

Killing Lucio while he's ulting:

“Silence”

Killing enemy Zenyatta, Echo, Bastion, or Orisa

“I’m sorry it had to be this way”

Witness Friendly Orisa, Echo, Bastion, Zenyatta, or Ramattra Kill a non-robot hero:

“One step closer”

Witness Friendly Reinhardt Kill a robot hero:

“Humans will never change”

Spawnroom interactions

D.va: “You keep looking at me. Are you a fan? I don’t do autographs while on missions” Xehnos: “I’m not a fan, you are just...familiar” D.va: “I don’t think we’ve met before, have we?” Xehnos: “If we had, one of us wouldn’t be here” D.va: “What’s that supposed to mean?”

Lucio: “I’ve been trying to ask everyone this, what’s your favorite animal?” Xehnos: “The Hornet” Lucio: “uh, yeah I can see it”

Xehnos: “Do you need any repairs?” Orisa: “Efi keeps me well maintained, thank you for offering”

Winston: “Does anyone want to hear my favorite joke about the periodic table?” Xehnos: “Focus, please”

Ramattra: “An engineer does not belong on the battlefield” Xehnos: “I must fight for our kin” Ramattra: “A better life” Xehnos: “For all omnics”

Zenyatta: “Are you satisfied working towards destruction?” Xehnos: “I repair our kin. you just provide false hope.” Zenyatta: “I don’t believe it false” Xehnos: “Lying to yourself is not something to be proud of”

JunkerQueen: “I’ve never seen one of you before” Xehnos: “Very few of my model were produced, most are probably dead by now.” Junker Queen: “Sounds Lonely. Do you have a weak spot or somethin?”

Xehnos: “You pick your kin up when they fall?.” Brigitte: “Whats wrong with helping?” Xehnos: “Nothing. I just prefer to keep my kin standing”

Lifeweaver: “Are you busy this weekend?” Xehnos: “Many omnics still need repairs” Lifeweaver: “Maybe I can help you with that” Xehnos, amused: “Maybe”

Xehnos: “A fellow engineer, it’s a shame you won’t aid us” Torbjorn, begrudgingly: “I’m learning to be kinder, but I won’t assist in genocide” Xehnos: “Is that what you told Overwatch during the omnic crisis?”

Venture: “The East China Sea Omnium is underwater right? Does that mean all the Gwishin are water-resistant?” Xehnos: “Why would I answer you?” Venture: “Omnic Culture is one of my favorite subjects, so I was just wondering”

If the team is all robots

“Time to find our place in the world”

When on Busan

“We aren’t far from where I was created”

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[drefear]

Mania and Mauga

Summary: You're captured by Talon for the tech you possess, but you find yourself intrigued by the boorish, obnoxious man with two heartbeats.

The sun beat in your eyes as you squinted forward. The guns in your hand were heavy as Pharah stood next to you, also looking out at the vast horizon of Egypt. 

“Happy to be home?” You ask, looking up at her tall stature before she glances back down at you with a stern look and ‘hmph.’ You sag your shoulders before you feel a hand clasp onto your back. 

“Don’t take it personal, she’s not very friendly with anyone.” Brigette smiles and walks forward as you bite your lip and trudge onward behind them. Cassidy rounded everyone together after Rio and Winston divided everyone into teams to be more efficient in stopping the killer robots- even though they yell at you every time you say killer robots, because it’s offensive to omni-kind. 

Glaring around you, a sudden gentle wind breezes and you stop dead in your tracks. 

They call you ‘Mania’ for your behavior from the technology you were given. It’s also because of your control over the mind, since your voice modulator can mimic other people’s voices and alter their thinking with your sound weapons, the very guns in your hands that shot compiled soundwaves that solidified as you pulled the trigger. Basically, like Lucio, you could weaponize sound, but yours was more of an offensive tool than a defensive one. The dial below your ear is directly connected to a set of electronic amplifiers in your throat, making your vocal chords literally bionic.  You also had amplifiers surgically implanted between your ribs, making your body project the sound to be louder. Technically, you were the loudest human on earth, thanks to the tech in your body.

But this also made your hearing incredible, which also drove you into a manic-like-state. Hence, ‘Mania,’ became your name. You made people virtually crazy with your voice, and in turn, it also made you crazy because of your hearing. 

Which is why you stood still now. 

You heard a breath be taken from half a mile south, opposite of where everyone was currently getting off of the ship. 

“We’re not alone!” You shouted and pointed towards the south. “Someone’s coming from there-” A rush of loud, heavy stomps like a stampede made you flinch and instinctively touch the dial on you, singing a loud, high-pitch note to form a shield. A solid structure was created and the face of a man ten feet tall. The talon symbol on his guns made a chill run down your back, making you spin to face where Pharah and Brigette were now watching in horror. They both rushed forward towards you and stood strong to face-off with this mountain of a man. 

“My, my, what a welcome!” He chanted, a deep raspy voice making your sensitive ears twitch from his volume. He was loud, too. 

“Mauga, is it?” Pharah flew up and landed beyond your shield, making you a bit nervous. Behind you, D.Va caught up with you all and watched him carefully. “Why has Talon come?” 

“There’s a special thing here they told me to come get.” He smirks at the four of you and chuckles. “And I ain’t leavin’ without it.” The look in his eyes made you uncomfortable, like this ‘thing’ he came for wasn’t something any of you could afford to leave behind either. “So hand it over, or else I’ll have to send you runnin’ back to the monkey… in pieces.” No one moved and he roared with laughter. “I have no problem taking it forcefully. I like getting dirty!” He called and took an intimidating step forward. “Mania, right? Time to come with me, sweetheart!” 

Everyone froze. He… wanted you? 

“You want Mania? Why?” Pharah demanded, holding her rocket-launcher together. You heard all of their heartbeats collectively start to speed up, except for his… Which was strange. 

He had two heartbeats. You tilted your head before you heard another heartbeat running towards you, making you spin around and shoot a sound-bullet to your left. A girl in hot pink and purple with neon details appeared out of thin air, a thin slash forming on her cheek from where your bullet grazed her. “Aye! How did you-” She hissed, but you heard a few others approaching. “More of them are coming!” You screamed and backflipped onto a tall tower, holding your double sound barrels towards what you heard. The pink girl made an angry face and disappeared again, before you saw a taller woman with red hair come out of a smoke cloud and smile at your creepily, another smoke cloud showing a man in a skeleton mask. You began to shoot at them, missing a few as they kept turning into smoke before you could land a hit. Quickly, Pharah grabbed your arm and launched you both in the air as D.Va and Brigette held them off, the two of you escaping before they could haul you away. 

“Why do they want me?” You asked, but Pharah didn’t answer as a round of bullets shot out one of her jets, making you both jerk in the air and begin to descend rapidly. You landed on the ground with a hard thud, feeling one of your speakers in your ribs begin to short circuit from the fall. You hear Pharah scream and look up to see her be thrown away from you, as two large boots stand before your face. You gasp and a hand grabs your hair. 

“Hey there, little mouse. Looks like I won after all!” He laughed in your face and you smelled a mixture of rust and coconut on his breath. Flinching, You shrugged away from his touch and the neon pink girl smiled as the others closed in on you. “We got ‘em right where we want ‘em.” A swift hit to the head made you black out. 

You woke up on a lab table, blurry images of the redheaded woman working on your technology before you faded out once more. Blinking again, and you were in a small bedroom. The bed you laid on was stiff and uncomfortable, like a camping mattress, and the only other things in the room were a single side table, and a desk with a cup of water on it. You slowly got up and held your head where you remembered being hit, only to feel the crinkle of bandages on your ribs. Touching there, you felt the metal of your speakers completely whole again, unlike how you saw it when you landed after that nasty fall you took with Pharah in Egypt. 

Pharah… Egypt… You were captured by Talon! The sudden memory made you jump up in fight-or-flight response, and run to the door. 

“Hey! Let me out!” You shouted before you heard a click and the door swung open. You gulp when you see a rifle aimed at your head with a thin, attractive woman holding it. 

“Quiet. I do not like babysitting, and I’d rather not kill you, but I will if you keep making noise.” Her thick french accent made you recognize who this is. 

“You must be…. Amelie.” You spoke and she narrowed her eyes more, the lines of her scowl deepening. 

“How do you know my name?” 

“Mercy talks about you sometimes, a-and Reinhart.” You stutter out and she drops her gun. 

“You are like a small, scared animal. No threat.” She sneers and pushes you backwards before slamming the door. You sigh as you hear another voice outside of the door… 

“Take it easy on her, she’s a kid.” The neon girl?

“I have no sympathy. She is valuable to Talon and that is what she is worth.” 

“How about you both take a break from watching the door? Let me see what I can do to ease her into her new home.” The loud man who captured you speaks and your heart drops. No. Not him. 

“Mauga, do not touch her. You break everything you lay those big hands on!” The neon girl added, and you heard a touch of a spanish accent. 

“You know what they say about big hands!” He laughed and you heard Amelie give a harsh ‘ugh,’ so his joke. “Relax, I’m just gonna talk to her. Who knows? Maybe she’ll warm up to me. She is a pretty one.” His voice became deeper towards the end and you heard the sound of light heeled steps away, assuming they were Amelie’s. The other girl’s heartbeat was still where she stood. “What?” 

“You’re planning on doing something you know Doomfist will have your head for!” She whispered and he didn’t answer, so she continued. “If you screw this up, we all are going to have to deal with the consequences.” 

“I won’t mess it up! This might be our best shot to get her to see our side of the story, don’t you think?” A silence laid down between them before the girl answered. 

“You’re an idiot. Don’t fuck it up.” And with that, you heard her begin to walk away, leaving him to approach your room. 

He opened the door with a big, wide smile and you finally got to look at him. His entire body took up the doorway, having to duck under the top and shimmy in to fit, and the room felt ten times smaller with his presence. 

“How ya feeling?” He asked and you stayed completely silent. “What, Don’t tell me youre still scared of me?” He opened his arms and you stared across the map of tattoos on his upper body, then traveled around his hair as you assessed him. “Doesn’t your weapon require you to speak?” You didn’t dare say anything until he laughed. “It’s ok, I have that effect.” You rolled your eyes and he laughed louder. “There’s a reaction!” 

You turned your back to him and he stepped closer. “Listen, sweetheart, you better start talking. The other’s are much less friendly, and I’m the only one gunnin’ to keep you alive.” 

“What?” 

“She speaks!” He cackles and moves to sit next to you on the small bed, taking up the entirety of it. “They want to rip you apart and see how to use your tech, since it was made by that Angel girl or whoever she is.” 

“Mercy. Her codename is Mercy.” You corrected him and he smiled again. “I know you heard us in the hallway. I wanted to get them out of here to actually get to know you.” 

“Why?” 

“You heard me! I think you’re pretty.” He smirks and watches you as you look up at him, guarded. 

“You, a violent member of Talon, who knocked me out and shot my friend out of the sky, want to get to know me better and think I’m pretty?” You relay and he nods. 

“You’re smart. I like that.” 

“More like suspicious.” You answer and he pulls you closer to him. “Can you stop grabbing me?” 

“One day, you’ll be beggin for me to grab ya.” He announced and smiled. “I’m Mauga, by the way. Learn it well, so one day you can scream it.” His voice made your body react in a way you hated, underwear dampening at the deepness of his tone. 

“Why do you have two heartbeats?” You blurted out, distracting you both. 

“They gave me an extra heart when I almost died, made me a sort of meta human like the others. You?” 

He asked and you stared at the floor before answering. 

“I was born deaf, but I was exceptionally loud.” You shrug and swing your legs by the bed. He stays quiet before you look up at him, finding his eyes boring into you deeply. “So my family volunteered me to some doctors to experiment on me. I wound up in the Overwatch facility and the doctors promised my parents a cure, but in exchange for my hearing, they needed me to help become part of overwatch when I was old enough… Overwatch disbanded before I got to serve, but now that there’s a small group helping to stop the killer robots-” 

A loud, hefty laugh made you look up as he laughed at your joke. “What?” 

“That was funny!” He added and leaned down, “You’re funny.” 

“Really? Pharah and Cassidy always yell at me when I call them Killer robots.” 

“That’s what they are, aren’t they? Man, please need to lighten up and relax, it’s just a joke.” He added and you nodded, agreeing with him. Was it crazy to agree with him? “So, you’re smart, funny, and cute. What’s wrong with you?” He asks and you frown up at him, making him laugh again. “Kidding, I’m kidding. Seems like there ain’t nothing wrong with ya.” He leaned down and tilted your chin upward before closing the distance and kissing you gently. He pulled away before he smiled wide again. “And nice lips. You’re something special, sweetheart. I wonder what other parts of you are nice.” His eyes dropped to your body before you thought to yourself. He was nice, somewhat your type, and found you to be almost perfect. 

Your whole life had been decided for you, and now you wanted to make a decision for yourself… even if it was the wrong one. 

You brought your lips back to his and indulged yourself as he licked the inside of your mouth expertly. You gasped, shivering a bit, before he pulled you onto his wide lap. Grinding into him, he lands a big hand on your butt and moves with you, squeezing your ass and making you moan. As a hardness stirred in his pants beneath you, you began to worry about how… large the rest of him is as well. You pull your lips away and look down between you two as he kisses up your throat and near the dial below your ear. That makes you moan loud and shake a bit from pleasure. 

“W-wait…” 

“It’ll fit, I promise.” He whispers as if reading your mind, and you nod, continuing your heavy petting as he pulls apart the clothing they dressed you in after your healing surgery. It rips in half and you gasp again from the sudden chill on your skin. “That’s it baby, look at the perfect fuckin body.” He groans and flattens a hand on your back, pushing your tits into his face. He wraps his mouth around your breast and most of the plush flesh fits entirely in his mouth, making you moan louder and twitch in his lap. “Fuck, youre so hot.” His free hand finds your entrance and begins to work a finger in there, already feeling like a normal sized cock inside of you. You gasp and feel a hoarse sound come from your own lips, thrashing as he pushes his finger in and out of you fast, making you cream in the palm of his hand. You let out a loud, glass shattering scream, the mirror in the bathroom attached to your bedroom breaking and falling to the ground. The glass of water on the counter across from you also bursts and he chuckles. “I haven’t even fully spread you out yet.” He whispers and you quiver with anticipation. 

A second later, and he stands up while holding your entire body in one hand, moving you to lay on the desk and then taking off his bottoms. You gulp at the monstrous cock that falls out of his pants, throbbing and leaking already. 

“I’d offer to wear protection, but I haven’t found anything that fits.” He smirks and you nod in understanding. Yeah. That makes sense. You look back up and see him proudly looking at your reaction. “Let’s get you ready to get fucked better than anyone else on earth, yeah?” He says cockily and you lay back on the hardwood as he pushes another finger in you. 

Two more orgasms and a handful of piercing screams later, he takes his fingers out of you and smiles. “You think you’re ready for me?” 

“I don’t think I’ll ever be ready for you.” You answer truthfully and he laughs again, before moving to bite your nipple and make you cry out, nudging this base-ball thick cock into your small hole. As he pushes in, you hiss in pain and stay very still. He wastes no time in grabbing your waist and pulling you down onto him further, letting out a pornagraphic groan and leaning his head back. “Fuck, you’re tight. Like a vice grip on my cock.” Mauga smirks and looks deeply at you before rutting his hips forward and hitting that sensitive spot inside of you. “Taking me so good.” 

“Is it-” 

“Not even halfway, baby, but we’ll get there.” He peppers kisses down your body as he thrusts in and out slowly, going deeper each time and making you squirm and screech in different feelings. It feels like he’s in your throat and when you look down, a big, round bulge is poking through your stomach. He touches it with his thumb and you both moan as you feel the strange sensation of his cock on the outside of you. 

“Now that’s impressive.” He laughs, “Last time I even tried to have sex, she was in a wheelchair for a week.” He spoke and you tensed, “Relax. She healed.” A harsh jerk of his hips sent you flying through the deepest feelings of pleasure and soon, he was fucking you at a rapid, rough pace, holding your shoulders to fuck you harder and watch as his dick pokes out of your tummy. You have multiple ear-shattering orgasms, to which at some point, you lower the dial on your ear and he shakes his head. 

“Keep it loud. I want all of the base to hear you cummin’ on my hugecock.” He turns up your volume and you cum once more, the speakers on your sides making your entire body vibrate and making him release a grunt, flooding you with his seed. “Fuck, yes, baby!” He growls and pulls your chest to his, burying his face in your tits. 

You both are panting as he finally pulls out, making you feel particularly empty and you both watch as his and your cum spills out of you like a waterfall down your thigh and off the desk. 

He tugs up his pants and smiles for the 100th time since you met him before saying, “I’ll bring ya a new outfit and we can go for the second round, alright?” He winks and moves to walk out of the room before he freezes when he opens the door and laughs harder than you’ve seen him laugh. As you peak around him, you cover your mouth and see the windows in the hallway all shattered and broken, as the man with the skull mask marches toward you both and yells at you two. 

“CAN YOU BE ANY LOUDER?” He shouts and Mauga nods. 

“That was only half loud, so we’ll make sure to dial it up next time.” “NEXT TIME?” He asks and Mauga looks at you before looking back at the masked man. 

“I’d say ten, maybe fifteen minutes?” He shrugs and walks off as you hide before the door.

[judasbreed]

Howdy, I'm Mutt :)

Welcome to my blog! Im redoing this post to freshen things up a bit and cut out some old fandoms I do not write for anymore :)

Here you can find all sorts of fun x reader things! This blog will be multi fandom, and requests are always encouraged!

I go by Mutt or Hound, and my pronouns are xe/xim. I am an amateur writer :3

Rules:

I will write headcanons, drabbles, one shots, character assigns, and personalized letters from your favorite characters! These will be X reader ONLY, so please no character x character!

I will also make character playlists per request!

I will NOT write anything to do with pedophilia, necrophilia, zoophilia, incest, non con, dub con, or pregnancy (I will add onto this list as I think of more things)

Please make your requests specific! Nothing like "character x reader headcanons", I need more to work with!

I will NOT be taking NSFW requests at this time

What I will write for:

These are all the fandoms I will write for! This is very subject to change, so check back frequently to see whats on the list! (⭑ will be next to my most current interests, and will likely be done faster!)

I will be writing for:

Guilty Gear ⭑

Overwatch ⭑

The Outlast Trials ⭑

Smiling Friends

The Walten Files

Baldurs Gate 3

Death Stranding

Silent Hill (1-3)

Resident Evil (7-8)

Characters I will NOT write for:

These are characters I do not feel comfortable writing for, so requests with them will not be done!

Guilty Gear: Bedman, May

Overwatch: Mercy, Illiari, Kiriko, Lifeweaver, D.va, Wrecking Ball, Winston, Orisa

The Outlast Trials: Leland Coyle

Smiling Friends: Grim, Gnarly, Mr. Frog

Baldurs Gate 3: WULBREN BONGLE. Minthara, Gale, Ketheric Thorm, Enver Gortash, Cazador Szarr, Auntie Ethel

Death Stranding: Amelie

Resident Evil: Lucas Baker

Thank you so much for stopping by! ❤️🪳

[wisteriaiswriting]

once again asking for kiriko Could you write a smut fanfic with her, where she is in a kinda heat cycle or something along the lines of that?

𝔻𝕦𝕣𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕄𝕚𝕤𝕤𝕚𝕠𝕟 ℝ𝕖𝕝𝕚𝕖𝕗

Words: 1112

This is my first smut so beware! [Kiriko x M!Reader]

There were a few agents you would see everyday, some were rather heard then seen though. That included D.Va, Tracer, Brigitte and Lúcio, rarely did Kiriko join them. But it seemed today was one of those days, her voice managed to overpower the others.

“Oh, Y/N!”

She ran off from the group towards you, fully aware but ignorant of the items you were holding. Either you let her jump on you and risk damaging them and yourselves, or drop them and definitely damage them and catch Kiriko.

And your body chooses the latter.

Your armful of items went clattering onto the floor, quickly replaced with Kiriko. Her arms wrapped around your neck, legs around your waist while her face was shoved against your own face.

“All good Kiri?”

“Mhm…”

The others paused in their step, watching as the events unfolded. But before they could do anything a nearby door opened, a frantic Winston followed out. His eyes scanned everyone around before settling on the pair.

“Good, I need you two for a mission. The other 2 got injured and can’t go, can you?”

You hesitated, other people were relying on you for certain items. The ones you had to drop for Kiriko, who answered for the two of you.

“Yeah, c’mon Y/N.”

Dropping from your arms, although she didn’t run off. Grabbing your arm to pull you into the room, revealing your new team. Winston had just followed you both in, Reinhardt was finished putting on his armor. Hanzo was sitting a bit away from the group while Lúcio was on his device.

The other two places were now filled by the both of you, unsure of who you replaced. But Winston wasted no time, briefing everyone on the mission.

Talon had some materials needed by Null sector, and they would escort it back to an air carrier. But this is where you would come in, either slow them down enough until more backup could come or stop them completely and move the materials.

On the flight over you were informed of the location, Rialto. Your carrier had landed soon enough, and loudly. Alerting Talon to your location, sending the majority of them towards you. Meaning the flight was instant.

And when the action started, it started. Sombra had initiated it, managing to hack Hammonds mech causing him to back away. But someone else; Mauga, followed him. Breaking walls in the process, but also leaving their materials with less people.

Widow had a clear shot on Winston but before anyone could do anything Genji had jumped up and pushed her away, managing to get a few slices in. Though your attention was stolen by something else, Moira and Reaper were slowly creeping around buildings. Clearly planning something.

And you were correct. Trying to jump Winston when he was alone, but was saved by Lúcio jumping off the hallway above. This kept their attention long enough, also dragging most of the others into the fight.

This also left the payload alone and unmoving, Kiriko had snuck back to move it to its starting point. Though this left a problem, she couldn’t see who was in the fight, and two people were missing.

Her normally silent movements were loud and sloppy today. The fight was going in your favour, quickly pushing everyone back. So you took the opportunity to leave, able to swiftly find her. Crouched behind the payload, her breathing was harsh and heard from across the area.

You were barely standing alongside the payload before she launched at you. Sending both of you onto the ground, with her landing on top of you. On your waist specifically.

“Kiriko?”

You couldn’t get another word out before she leaned, her mouth crashing against yours. Low, muffled groans managed to escape from between your locked lips. Barely able to push her back once oxygen became necessary, feeling her trying to close the gap again.

When she couldn’t she took too getting another type of attention. With no build up her grinding starts, her panting soon became louder groans and slight moans. They were increasing in volume, causing you to quiet her with a hand.

A hand that she grabbed, slowly putting your fingers into her mouth. Her tongue gliding over every inch of them, between each she sucked on them. Letting them slide over her teeth, especially on her canines.

This whole time she didn’t stop grinding, instead adding more pressure. At some point her free hand slid down and started undoing your belt, rushed movements showing her excitement.

Only removing her other hand to remove your pants and underwear. Somehow through her hazy thoughts she remembered her own pants, rushing to get her shoes, socks and leggings off. Alongside her hakama, letting them drop into a pile on the ground.

Once everything was off she started. Leading your now wet hand to your own length, letting you cover it in a layer of saliva. Pulling it away before lowering slightly, letting your head enter her heat before pulling away.

Her panting increased as she lowered herself again, quickly dropping the whole way down. Both of you staying still as she adjusted. Slowly lifting her hips before slamming them down again, during the action moans and pants escape her mouth. While also leaving yours.

Her fingers caught themselves in your shirt, managing to tear it in the middle. Her nails didn’t stop there, leaving white streaks in their wake. At some point her actions become quicker but sloppier, needing your help to keep going.

Your hands held onto her waist and helped her movement, kept her going. You could feel her body tense before freezing completely. A long and loud moan escaped her gaping lips, slowly dragging out.

Her walls clenched onto your length before relaxing. Neither of you moved until minutes later, her legs lifted her off. Watching and feeling your own release leak from her, she let it drop for a few seconds.

Slowly dressing herself, eventually looking all put together again. The only difference was the heat covering her face and her shaking legs. While you fixed yourself your shirt was finished, leaving it on but unable to completely cover yourself and your new markings.

“Pretty good huh?”

Looking over to see her leaning on the payload, a smirk covering her face.

“I mean, uh, yeah.”

You weren’t sure how to continue the conversation after that. Luckily she did.

“C’mere,”

Beckoning you over, spinning you around once in range. With your help to get onto your back, head leaning on your shoulder.

“Hope you know this isn’t a one day thing, and I won’t finish this with anyone else.”

[wildissylupus]

HI SORRY I THINK MY ASK GOT EATEN BUT HERES THE SEASON CONCEPT ‼️🎉

FAMEwatch / OverFame

“Fame!”; Ashe n BOB “B.OP”= Backstage Overnight Passenger (we love B.OP here)

Option Ones (for now, I’ll tell more later because I’ll space these out ‼️)

Clothing 1: Flare Pants, Blouse with Coat, Tophat with well (think of Lady Gaga’s 2009 MTV Video Music Awards Hat), fingerless gloves?, still got them boots

Coach Gun: filming camera motif and slight shape

Dynamite: changed slightly and has tv colour error bars

BOB release: a projected spotlight (see through for gameplay reasons) around him

BOB: slightly different dash animation which has BOB looking like he’s running from something, he’s sort of a projectioner screen look to him

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Mythic Shop

“Fame” & “B.OP” (Gameshow/Truman-inspired Show)

Battle Passes

Tier 1 P

“Children’s TV” DVa Skin Legendary

Tier 20 P

Sitcom “Laughtrack” Winston Skin Epic

Tier 30 F

“Cooking Contest” Junkrat Skin Legendary

Tier 40 P

“News Broadcast” Ana Skin Epic

Tier 50 P

“Romantic Love” (Love Story Show) Cassidy Skin Epic

Tier 60 P (unrelated themes here we goo)

Tier 70 F

”Noir Mystery” Lúcio Skin (Black and White TV shows) Epic

Tier 80 P

“Mystery Guest” Sojourn Skin (Murder Mystery) Legendary

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Bundle

Thriller Illari Legendary

Science Fiction Echo Legendary

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Shops Rotation (Part One) New

Bundle One

“Musical Performance” (Musicals) (sorry Luc) Venture (🌂 as drill) Legendary

“Commercially Successful” Baptiste Epic

Venture Tap Dance Emote

Raindrops Sticker/Spray

. Invinudal (?) things

Highlight Intro for Illari: in slow ish pace, shows Illari falling before zooming in for a shot of glowing eyes.

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Behind the Scenes Bundle (2)

Cameraperson Bastion

Scriptwriter Tracer

Director Brigitte

I WAS WONDERING WERE THIS WAS-

First of all, I am a "Cassidy is a romance fan" truther so to see you give him the romance skin is absolutely fantastic, no note on that.

Honestly no notes on any of them, this is fantastic. The Ashe mythic is amazing and really well thought out. Also D.VA being “Children’s TV” is absolutely amazing, I could imagine that seeing being themed after Disney shows specifically.

And RIP Lucio not getting the musical theater skin, I understand why he wouldn't get it as a lot of his skins are music themed and Venture with an umbrella is amazing.

The cooking Junkrat skin scares me though... who let that man in a kitchen let alone though it would be a good idea to make a show out of it.

Overall this concept is so fun!! I really enjoyed reading it and actually hope something like this happens in the future!!

[babubunny]

What would be the South Park characters Overwatch main:

Let’s start with team 1 (the main 4 +Butters):

Tank: Cartman obviously.

He’s that annoying RoadHog 1 trick but after Hog got reworked he became an annoying Doomfist 1 trick. Don’t ask him to switch even if he’s being hard countered. He won’t. Constantly complains about heals. If they win he says “gg ez tank diff” even when he’s done the worst in the lobby but if they lose he will say “support diff/no heals”. Every time he falls off the map Kyle types “?” In chat.

DPS 1: Kenny.

Kenny plays JunkRat mainly. He’s the type of JunkRat to go into the whole enemy team alone just to die but still gets like a 2k with his dead body mines. The suicidal JunkRat play. Will go out of his way to find the Mercy with his Tire even if it kills him. Will also circle around a Mei in ice block with his tire to kill her despite him also playing Mei too sometimes. Definitely made at least one of those TikTok’s of JunkRat using his sit down emote in front of the spawn doors on top of one of his traps. Spams the ‘ahhh it’s snowing’ voice line 24/7.

DPS 2: Stan

Stan is that hitscan player you despise. The type you sit there and think, if you didn’t play hitscan you would be terrible, spoiler he wouldn’t be terrible. His most comfortable character though is Soldier 76. Hella basic but he enjoys it. He actually used to be a Genji main though but he got tired of constantly being solo gravd when he was nano blading. Kind of expected Wendy to be his pocket Mercy (she did not). Will 100% flirt with a Mercy to get a pocket in the spawn room and taxi them back from spawn.

Support 1: Butters

Everyone expected him to be a Mercy 1 trick. They were wrong. When he plays Mercy he’s the stereotypical heal bot sugar plum fairy Mercy. Butters is actually a Brigitte main. He can play other supports if needed but he isn’t very good at them. He only wears the Goat Brig skin. Will throw the game just to show everyone the Katt Brig emote. Will also refuse to kill Wrecking Ball players.

Support 2: Kyle

Absolutely feral when playing Ana. The type of Ana that would sleep an invis Sombra because his ‘Sombra senses’ were tingling. If you’re playing tank against his Ana you might as well just leave the game or you’ll be constantly slept or antid. He might have thrown a bit of a fit when Kiriko was introduced. Now he just sleeps any Kiriko’s and nano’s a teammate to solo ult her for him. Will nano a Mercy. He can play any support though and as much as he loves to play Ana his highest win percentage is on Mercy. He’s Stan’s egirl pocket Mercy, he hates it (he’s lying).

Team 2 (Craig’s gang):

Tank: Clyde

D.Va 1 trick (he thinks she’s hot). Will spam ‘is this easy mode~’ after every kill. Gets salty when he gets D.Va diffed or if the enemy D.Va gets play of the Game. Owns every D.Va skin, emote, victory pose and highlight intros.

DPS 1: Craig

Hanzo main but is a menace when playing Torbjörn or Symmetra. Will chase after you with Torbs hammer. Will also put a Sym tp at the edge of the map to make his teammates fall off. His true strength though, Bastion. Yup he’s on of those players. He will kind of just play whatever character people find the most annoying at the time.

DPS 2: Jimmy

Plays only female characters. His personal favourite is Tracer though. He also loves playing Widowmaker but he’s terrible at her. Bro can’t land a single shot. Will definitely play Pharah into double hitscan and wonder why he’s dying so much.

Support 1: Tolkien

Loves playing characters like Baptise and Ana, just supports that can pump out a lot of heals but still defend themselves if needed. Throws the best timed Immortality Fields so much it makes people want to cry. Tolkien is the type of support player that would always make sure his fellow support player is okay. Like jump off the map to help a Mercy get back up type of guy.

Support 2: Tweek

Most people are shocked when Tweek says he’s a support main, they’re even more shocked when he tells them he’s a Zenyatta/Lucio main. Tweek also enjoys playing Mercy every now and then. Battle Mercy is in his blood. Will scream when he gets nanoed no matter who he’s playing. When he’s pissed off at Craig he will play Mercy and t-bag Craig’s dead soul and refuse to Rez him. Tweek is the most petty support main. You spam ‘I need healing’ too much and he will refuse to heal you for the rest of the game, competitive or not.

Let me know if you guys wanna hear who I think everybody would main in other games I play ^^

[allora1233]

𝔾𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝔻𝕚𝕤𝕡𝕦𝕥𝕖: 𝕂𝕖𝕟𝕞𝕒 𝕩 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣

𝔽𝕝𝕦𝕗𝕗

𝕐/ℕ 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕂𝕖𝕟𝕞𝕒 𝕀𝕞𝕒𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕖

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You know without a shadow of a doubt that when it comes to playing games with each other, you and Kenma can get really competitive. So much so that when you end up playing on opposite teams, whoever loses throws a huge hissy fit afterwards. Lucky, that usually results in the winner giving kisses and cuddles to the loser, so it really was a win win situation no matter what.

However, you and Kenma have a nasty habit of making bets. Sometimes, the bets don't even make sense or relate to whatever game it is you're both playing. And the stakes of those bets are even more ridiculous. Like, the bet will be, "I bet I can grab more coins than you by the time the rounds over," and the punishment is, "If I win, you have to act like a dog for a whole hour." Just a bunch of random bullshit. But it's fun random bullshit, so you guys never questioned it before.

Kuroo most definitely finds it a little weird when he overhears your conversations. Like you'll wager, "If my skin wins the skin comp, then you have to wear a dress for your next practice." It honestly concerns him sometimes, but he never says anything because it was always funny when Kenma would have to come in some weird outfits during practice.

But most of your real disputes and "arguments'' come from whenever you guys argue who the best character in a game is. Here is a little scenario that I believe would happen: (and apologizes for using Overwatch as the example, its a good game okay?)

"Damn, someone already took Widowmaker." You huff. Kenma's face distorts with disgust. "Widowmaker, seriously? Ana is definitely the best sniper." You stop and slowly turn around, looking over at Kenma. "Are you serious? There are only 4 snipers in the whole game and you wanna pick Ana? She does, like, no damage dude."

"Well, neither does Widow unless you can actually land a shot." He looks over at you with unamused eyes. "Oh shut up! Not like you're much better at aiming, Mr. D.Va main!" You and Kenma both knew where this conversation was gonna end up, but the heat of the moment always prevented either of you from backing down. "D.Va is the best damn tank in this game and you know it! And unlike you, Mercy main, I can actually defend myself and fight instead of hiding behind all the strong players."

"Without my healing and power boosts, you'd be dead so many times that it's uncountable. My healing keeps you from losing the payload you arrogant prick." Those kinds of insulting nicknames were commonplace in both of your vocabulary's at this point, so it didn't really hurt him.

Nonetheless, a hush falls over the two of you, neither of you looking at one another. After what maybe be an hour of you two playing games in silence, you sigh softly and turn to him. You knew he could be stubborn sometimes, and so can you, but you knew he wasn't going to be the one to bring it up again after it seemed like the issue had been dropped.

You stand up from your chair and walk over to where he was sitting in his own chair, leaning down and wrapping your arms around his neck from behind. "We good?" You ask softly, just like you have every other time something like this happens. Kenma nods, a faint smile on his lips. "We're good." And no more needed to be said.

Because despite your differences when it comes to something small like video games, both of you knew that your little quarrels were nothing to actually get mad about and hate each other over.

You know without a shadow of a doubt that when it comes to playing games with each other, you and Kenma can get really competitive. So much so that when you end up playing on opposite teams, whoever loses throws a huge hissy fit afterwards. Lucky, that usually results in the winner giving kisses and cuddles to the loser, so it really was a win win situation no matter what.

However, you and Kenma have a nasty habit of making bets. Sometimes, the bets don't even make sense or relate to whatever game it is you're both playing. And the stakes of those bets are even more ridiculous. Like, the bet will be, "I bet I can grab more coins than you by the time the rounds over," and the punishment is, "If I win, you have to act like a dog for a whole hour." Just a bunch of random bullshit. But it's fun random bullshit, so you guys never questioned it before.

Kuroo most definitely finds it a little weird when he overhears your conversations. Like you'll wager, "If my skin wins the skin comp, then you have to wear a dress for your next practice." It honestly concerns him sometimes, but he never says anything because it was always funny when Kenma would have to come in some weird outfits during practice.

But most of your real disputes and "arguments'' come from whenever you guys argue who the best character in a game is. Here is a little scenario that I believe would happen: (and apologizes for using Overwatch as the example, its a good game okay?)

"Damn, someone already took Widowmaker." You huff. Kenma's face distorts with disgust. "Widowmaker, seriously? Ana is definitely the best sniper." You stop and slowly turn around, looking over at Kenma. "Are you serious? There are only 4 snipers in the whole game and you wanna pick Ana? She does, like, no damage dude."

"Well, neither does Widow unless you can actually land a shot." He looks over at you with unamused eyes. "Oh shut up! Not like you're much better at aiming, Mr. D.Va main!" You and Kenma both knew where this conversation was gonna end up, but the heat of the moment always prevented either of you from backing down. "D.Va is the best damn tank in this game and you know it! And unlike you, Mercy main, I can actually defend myself and fight instead of hiding behind all the strong players."

"Without my healing and power boosts, you'd be dead so many times that it's uncountable. My healing keeps you from losing the payload you arrogant prick." Those kinds of insulting nicknames were commonplace in both of your vocabulary's at this point, so it didn't really hurt him.

Nonetheless, a hush falls over the two of you, neither of you looking at one another. After what maybe be an hour of you two playing games in silence, you sigh softly and turn to him. You knew he could be stubborn sometimes, and so can you, but you knew he wasn't going to be the one to bring it up again after it seemed like the issue had been dropped.

You stand up from your chair and walk over to where he was sitting in his own chair, leaning down and wrapping your arms around his neck from behind. "We good?" You ask softly, just like you have every other time something like this happens. Kenma nods, a faint smile on his lips. "We're good." And no more needed to be said.

Because despite your differences when it comes to something small like video games, both of you knew that your little quarrels were nothing to actually get mad about and hate each other over.

You know without a shadow of a doubt that when it comes to playing games with each other, you and Kenma can get really competitive. So much so that when you end up playing on opposite teams, whoever loses throws a huge hissy fit afterwards. Lucky, that usually results in the winner giving kisses and cuddles to the loser, so it really was a win win situation no matter what.

However, you and Kenma have a nasty habit of making bets. Sometimes, the bets don't even make sense or relate to whatever game it is you're both playing. And the stakes of those bets are even more ridiculous. Like, the bet will be, "I bet I can grab more coins than you by the time the rounds over," and the punishment is, "If I win, you have to act like a dog for a whole hour." Just a bunch of random bullshit. But it's fun random bullshit, so you guys never questioned it before.

Kuroo most definitely finds it a little weird when he overhears your conversations. Like you'll wager, "If my skin wins the skin comp, then you have to wear a dress for your next practice." It honestly concerns him sometimes, but he never says anything because it was always funny when Kenma would have to come in some weird outfits during practice.

But most of your real disputes and "arguments'' come from whenever you guys argue who the best character in a game is. Here is a little scenario that I believe would happen: (and apologizes for using Overwatch as the example, its a good game okay?)

"Damn, someone already took Widowmaker." You huff. Kenma's face distorts with disgust. "Widowmaker, seriously? Ana is definitely the best sniper." You stop and slowly turn around, looking over at Kenma. "Are you serious? There are only 4 snipers in the whole game and you wanna pick Ana? She does, like, no damage dude."

"Well, neither does Widow unless you can actually land a shot." He looks over at you with unamused eyes. "Oh shut up! Not like you're much better at aiming, Mr. D.Va main!" You and Kenma both knew where this conversation was gonna end up, but the heat of the moment always prevented either of you from backing down. "D.Va is the best damn tank in this game and you know it! And unlike you, Mercy main, I can actually defend myself and fight instead of hiding behind all the strong players."

"Without my healing and power boosts, you'd be dead so many times that it's uncountable. My healing keeps you from losing the payload you arrogant prick." Those kinds of insulting nicknames were commonplace in both of your vocabulary's at this point, so it didn't really hurt him.

Nonetheless, a hush falls over the two of you, neither of you looking at one another. After what maybe be an hour of you two playing games in silence, you sigh softly and turn to him. You knew he could be stubborn sometimes, and so can you, but you knew he wasn't going to be the one to bring it up again after it seemed like the issue had been dropped.

You stand up from your chair and walk over to where he was sitting in his own chair, leaning down and wrapping your arms around his neck from behind. "We good?" You ask softly, just like you have every other time something like this happens. Kenma nods, a faint smile on his lips. "We're good." And no more needed to be said.

Because despite your differences when it comes to something small like video games, both of you knew that your little quarrels were nothing to actually get mad about and hate each other over.

[thessalian]

Thess vs TLOVM S3, Ep 7

Okay. I have a vague idea of what happens, if not when. (And honestly, I think a few of my guesses have been confirmed, judging by some of the ... opinions I may have tripped over.) And I'm not in as bad a state as I was last week - I'm tired and in a lot of pain, but at least less relentlessly depressed. So I think I can handle this. Not looking forward to it, though. Well, I am, but also I'm not. It'll come up in the liveblog.

Wait. Where is this? This isn't Emon or points surrounding...

BABY RIPLEY?!?

You are not about to make me feel bad for Ripley. Not after what I've been avoiding all week. You. Are. NOT.

The Assembly. As in the Cerberus Assembly? They're in Wildemount?

Aaaaaaaand they've always been dicks. Great.

Kimiko Glenn... Who she? Hazbin Hotel, Star Trek: Lower Decks ... Peni Parker, the D.Va of the Spiderverse?!? ...Okay, okay, I'm getting off IMDB.

Whaaaaaat the fuuuuuuuuck?

Wait - is that young Trent Ikithon?!? And voiced by ... yeah, that is Mark Strong. Well, when they put up the cast listings for the Mighty Nein animated series, I will be looking for his name beside Trent Ikithon, not just "Assembly Mage".

Well, that explains a lot about why she wants a bunch of people to have guns... Though clearly she's never got the idea of Heat Metal as a spell. ...Oooh. That gives me an evil idea for the one gun-using member of my current party. Because heat plus black powder equals... Yeah.

I ... guess we know where all the coin she stole from Umbrasyl's hoard went... What the fuck is that?

Man. Those hatchlings fucked Whitestone up.

Aaaaaaaah so we're looking at a whole bunch of meanings for cloak and dagger. Look at the cloak moving, don't see where the dagger lands. So I guess whatever Ripley built uses a lot of residuum. ...Maybe she's needing that as a power source, the way the Briarwoods were using it, since she doesn't have the Plate and never did?

Can we all say, "Trap", ladies and gentlemen? Can we also say that our hearts damn well hurt at the name Glintshore? (Though apparently it's going to end up worse this time...)

The things those two say without words...

Yeah, Scanlan, the thing about Dr Dranzel's travelling troupe is that they ... you know ... travel? Maybe ask the barman if they said anything about where they'd go next? Rather than ... like ... giving up?

THIS IS GOING TO BE EVEN MORE PAINFUL LATER.

They what?!? ...Yeah, Pike, you have been spending too much time with Scanlan.

Isn't it nice that Vax's wings don't have that one-hour limit? (I mean, speaking as someone who plays a character who kind of got gifted permanent wings, now I have the envy that Vax can put the fucking things away when necessary, but y'know. My girl's not endebted to a death-god.)

I am not going to consider the speed of flight or look up a map of how far Glintshore is from any nearby coast from Whitestone. I am not. I am not. I am not. WILLING SUSPENSION OF DISBELIEF...

"I'll ancient ruin your--" Grog, what does that even mean?

Percy, I know you really want to have this out, but ... yeah. You're in the middle of a mission. How much do you actually expect to die? Or is this just the narrative trying to make sure we understand what's about to happen?

"Why don't you explode your own breakfast?!?"

Pike, let the man have his moment.

...Okay, that shot was fire. And so was that. They did some art in the animation.

YOU ARE GOING TO REGRET THAT, VEX.

Pike, please... We don't need another Scanlan.

Oooooh boy.

This is going to be made of flashback. I-- OH SHIT.

Okay, that gas has got to be some kind of hallucinogen.

Please blow this place up later. Please? I HATE IT.

Ah. Delirium gas-- THIS IS NOT WHAT YOU WANT TO TELL HIM, RIPLEY.

Because he wanted to be a clockmaker, bitch.

Ripley, you really haven't learned not to trust that man, have you. So much 'insight' from Orthax and you haven't learned he's got something up his sleeve at all times? Or on his hand, which you are now shaking?!?

Oh gods, this is so much worse than Glintshore in the campaign...

Wait. Is she okay now?!? What the fuck? What is Pike, exactly, in this series?

Yeah, dude's a better shot than you, Random Guy.

What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck...?

Okay, what is up with Pike's blood?

...Oh, come oooooooon, Grog has more than that as a fear. Really?!?

"Did I hurt you again?" LIKE THAT, YEAH. That's got to be worth more as a delirium focus than a fucking library.

Okay, the new take on Orthax is like Venom and I am fucking here for it. Except where I'm not because Orthax is an asshole.

OOF. Please let that have at least destroyed the fucking guns. Even most of the fucking guns.

Oh. He prepped for that. Buuuut ... maybe you shouldn't have taken that out yet.

...I hate to say this, because I believe in mercy, but I preferred "I forgive you, but I cannot let you leave"...

Echoing her father is not going to help you here and she's using your own playbook...

...Fuck.

Okay, I need the soundtrack now because as awful as the circumstances are, the song is beautiful. And that last line is very poignant given that this is one of the really big deviations from the campaign.

Okay, who wrote this? Eugene Son, who's been on the team before, and ... Marisha?!? MARISHA writes too?!?

EDIT: The S3 OST is now on Spotify and I knew that voice was familiar, but a lot of times a singing voice is different. That's Matt Mercer. World-building, DMing, acting, and the man sings? This whole bunch is full of people who fall into the @seananmcguire category of "I would envy them for their many, many talents if they weren't such lovely people".

Yeah. Yeah, no, not dealing with a fucking funeral for my favourite character tonight. Because Percy is. While I loved them all, Percy resonated with me in a lot of ways. His arc was a thing I needed, I guess. In the end, it was about getting better. It was about healing. And I'd done a lot of healing myself by the time I started watching Critical Role, so watching it happen to someone who had it so much worse... Percy reminded me that however dark things get, you can find joy ... if you look for it. And if you don't have the strength to look for it ... let those who love you bring it to you. So ... yeah. I couldn't watch until I knew that the character who reminded me that going through so much doesn't mean you can never come back to happiness was going to get his happily-ever-after, somehow.

Great. Now I hurt, and can't sleep.

[snootlestheangel]

I've seen like maybe two posts about this so I've decided to do my own take on it

Who the COD guys and gals would main/play in Overwatch

Price: he plays a decent amount of tank. It makes him want to kill himself or one of the boys, so he hardly ever plays for very long. But when he does, he's honestly a decent tank. He plays mostly Sigma, Winston, and Zarya. He's a great team player, and uses his abilities to help his team. On the rare occasion he plays damage, he's playing Bastion and Soldier 76.

Ghost: Ghost is actually a support player. He's an Ana player, but will dabble in Illari, Bap, and Zenyatta. When he's playing Ana, he's hitting sleep darts that make people accuse him of cheating. He's hitting every nade, whether to save an ally or hit an enemy with the no heal, he's hitting everything. His nano boosts are always phenomenal, and he's got nice looking stats. He will sometimes chill and play a lot of Reaper just for the meme (they both have skull masks and the sergeants definitely started the comparison)

Gaz: Damage player usually. Plays a lot of Ashe, Hanzo, and Tracer, but mostly plays Genji. And he dominates on Genji. His blade combined with Ghost's nano almost always ends in a 3k minimum, but usually 4k. Also has what he considers an "embarrassing" number of hours on Mercy.

Soap: Junkrat connoisseur. He's hitting shots with his grenades that shock everyone. He's killing his counters almost every fight. He's in the enemy backline causing mayhem (as every Junk main should), he's bouncing his tires off walls and off of rooftops in insane ways. He's just an arsonistic menace to society and I love it. He'll also play a little bit of Mei and Torbjorn. Will only play Lucio on support and Reinhardt only on tank.

Laswell: Also plays support usually. Lots of Kiriko and Brig, but a bit of Lifeweaver as well. She's also a good D.VA player and can carry her own on Orisa. Plays a lot of Ramattra even though she's not very good: she just loves the "Suffer as I have" thing he's got going on.

Nik: The player the Overwatch community hates. His profile makes people want to throw up because all he plays are the broken heroes that piss people off. Knows damn well what he's doing and loves it. He has an ungodly amount of hours on Mauga, Roadhog, Doomfist, and Wrecking Ball (Ball has never been truly broken but everyone hates playing against and with a Ball player, and his hours on Doomfist are from the Strong-fist era where Doom was utterly broken and dominating lobbies.) He plays so much Sombra it's abhorrent. He's got golden nails on Moira.

And that's my take

If anyone wants more Snootles Overwatch content, I have some stuff on my side blog @snootlesow

[piedpiperslists]

JJK: Gamer / Streamer AU

List of all Jungkook fics under 'Gamer / Streamer' AU:

* ² - two shots s - contains smut sm - social media format

* Last updated: 21/05/2023

D R A B B L E S

12:40 PM by beomcoups friends to lovers Summary: You are playing games with Jungkook and you decide to take your friendship to another level.

* d.va by minstrivia s established relationship, PWP Summary: It’s a pretty important day for you but Jungkook doesn’t seem to think so.

Game Cheater Meets Couch by v-hope established relationship Summary: “I beat you at Mario Kart and now I’ve been banished to the couch for the night.”

Good Game Gone Bad by musicloverxoxo7 s pro gamer!Jungkook, established relationship Summary: Jungkook is gaming with friends. Horny you might get him in big trouble.

“She’s good with me, right baby?” by theiris-storyvault gamer!Jungkook, established relationship

The Hand Game by solastia s gamer!Jungkook, established relationship, PWP

O N E S H O T S

Confessing to My Crush *NOT CLICKBAIT* by scriptaed wc~3.8k / YouTuber!Jungkook, friends to lovers Summary: When your best friend Jungkook asks you to partake in his next video on YouTube, the shock of the script’s title quickly becomes the least of your worries; because unbeknownst to you, while you’re spending time crestfallen over a confession you could only wish was reality, Jungkook treats the entire video as practice for the real deal.

Distractions by 1kook s wc~3k / established relationship, idol au Summary: “Soft.” / “No shit,” you say, “you’re deep between my boobs.”

Gamer Boy by hoebii s wc~2.3k / gamer!Jungkook, established relationship, PWP

I'll Show You, If You Show Me by hazytaezy s wc~2.1k / friends to lovers Summary: Game night suddenly gets a little more interesting when Jungkook forgets to hang up from your video call.

Let the Games Begin by venusiangguk s wc~5.7k / gamer!Jungkook, established relationship, PWP Summary: Just another fic where OC rides JK in his gaming chair.

Let's Play: Dirty by jungkxook s wc~10k / gamer!Jungkook, enemies to lovers, roommates au Summary: On today’s stream, watch as the king of gaming Jeon Jungkook gets totally pwned by some newbie player on Overwatch (he swears he was stream sniped)! To make matters worse, he can’t seem to focus anymore when you’re in the room but he promises that’s not because he’s in love with you or anything. Use code ‘jungkook’ on any game purchase through steam at checkout for 25% off so that Jungkook has something to feel better about!

On Camera by agustdiv1ne s wc~3.1k / YouTuber!Jungkook, established relationship, PWP Summary: Jeon Jungkook, also known as kookiemonster97, was a youtuber and, more importantly, your boyfriend. Your sex life was great, amazing really, but what happens when he asks if he can film you two one day? He did have the equipment, after all.

Out of the Blue by jungkxook s wc~5.2k / gamer!Jungkook, YouTuber!Jungkook, established relationship Summary: Catching your boyfriend bleaching and dyeing his hair for a livestream is definitely not what you expected — but it certainly has its perks.

Player Two by minjoonalist s wc~10.6k / ft KTH, gamer!Jungkook, PWP Summary: You’ve always wanted to be as good of a gamer as your boyfriend Jungkook and you’ve tried many times to ask for his help only to be turned down…on your game. but this time you’re over his bratty attitude towards it and he still can’t get enough of yours.

Press Start by softyoongiionly s wc~5.5k / established relationship, idol au Summary: A night in with your boyfriend Jungkook includes all kinds of things: anime, witty banter, snacks from 7-Eleven and, you know, sex.

Sore Loser by sailoryooons s wc~9.5k / streamer!Jungkook, Valorant pro!reader, established relationship Summary: It’s another day of shooting Run BTS at Bangtan Streaming for Jungkook. At least, he thinks it is until his girlfriend walks into the room and the director announces that Jungkook and his teammates will be battling two professional Valorant players for the episode. The stakes are high - but the prize if he manages to beat you? Total submission in the bedroom.

Starry Night by kithtaehyung s wc~7k / gamer!Jungkook, established relationship Summary: All you wanted to do was take your boyfriend on a super late date.

Stupid Game by kookiesjoonies s wc~2k / gamer!Jungkook, established relationship, college au Summary: All you wanted to do was study in peace, but that becomes impossible due to your boyfriend’s constant screaming at the video game on the television. So you decide to teach him a lesson; if he insists on being loud, you’re going to give him a reason to be.

Ruined by whatifyoulivelikethat s wc~8.2k / gamer!reader, PWP Summary: Why is there a mostly shirtless man in your bedroom and why is it Kim Namjoon's, your roommate's, fault? All you want to do is play League of Legends, not be visually attacked by ridiculously attractive Jeon Jungkook as his six friends perform living room karaoke at the top of their very drunk lungs.

[...] You’ll Find Love with Me by reliablemitten s wc~5k / sexpert!Jungkook, YouTuber!Jungkook, established relationship Summary: Your husband Jungkook is a famous YouTuber who teaches people how to be more confident in the bedroom. You go back to the university where you met for homecoming and some sexy shenanigans ensue.

T W O S H O T S / S E R I E S

Fan Identity by tteokggukk sm enemies to lovers, social media influencer au Summary: In which you and Jungkook are both famous internet celebrities that have never interacted, but share a common secret. You both have fan accounts for each other where you actively show support and express your opinions. One day, you were both nominated for the same award, social media influencer of the year. Lowkey rooting for the other, you both express your opinions on your secret fan accounts as certain interactions begin to arise from a famous fan account dedicated to your “opponent” nominee.

Ghosted by fortunexkookie s bartender!Jungkook, patron!reader, arcade bar au Summary: There are a lot of things to love about the local arcade bar, Drinking Games, but you definitely have your favorites: sinking countless hours into a Ms. Pacman knockoff and lovingly tormenting one of the bartenders. It turns out he’s one of the bar’s owners, a friend of one of your friends, and he just might like you back.

Glitter and Disquiet ² by joheunsaram s CEO!Jungkook, YouTuber!reader, enemies to lovers, chaebol au Summary: Poised to inherit Korea’s largest gaming company in a few months, the world looks at Jeon Jungkook as a symbol of envy. Why wouldn’t they? He has everything, riches, power, and according to the rumour mill, endless women. Little do they know that his father’s company is on the verge of downfall, he barely has respect of his employees, and regardless of the rumours, he’s just a virgin saving himself for true love.

Just Another Boy by srwbrycke sm YouTuber!Jungkook, YouTuber!reader, strangers to lovers Summary: In which Jeon Jungkook, self proclaimed playboy, not so smoothly shows his “cool” side to Y/N.

This Kingdom by whatifyoulivelikethat s gamer!Jungkook, tsundere!Jungkook, gamer!reader, enemies to lovers Summary: In some cases, hate and love are the same thing. Or, in this specific case, hate and overwhelming, breathless, mind-blowing lust. And it all started because you were better at League of Legends than Jeon Jungkook.

[txsh-knj]

D.VA x Genji

Couldn’t find the artists @ lmk if you know :)

“Hey Genji” she beamed smiling up at the cyborg.

“Hello Hana?” he replied smoothly.

“I have a question” Dva blurted out, still filled with worry.

Genji waited for her to continue so she quickly added “Would you mind helping me out with my hand to hand combat, because as much as I’m good at my tricks when I’m out of my mech I’m lacking in some areas” she rushed.

Genji let out a chuckle smiling underneath his mask. Hana looked on at him puzzled, ‘was that a yes’ her brain wondered. Instead of answering her question Genji replied “Follow me”.

Hana blindly followed the man around the head quarters until they reached Zenyatta’s meditation area.

“What are we doing here?” Hana was completely baffled.

“When it comes to my quick reflexes and agility the first step is to relax, You’re a very smart and capable fighter however I always see you jump into battle, flying around and going crazy”.

“I don’t know wether to be flattered or insulted”.

“Oh Hana i didn’t mean to upset you” Genji spoke.

Dva let out a loud laugh shaking her head “I was joking Genj”.

“Genj?” He questioned, a wave of panic hit Dva.

“Genj like Genji but short ya know”

“Ahh I didnt know we were on that basis yet?”

“Never mind then” Hana looked around awkwardly trying to play it off

“Let’s start by doing some simple meditation something you could do before you jump into the action, this will give your mind some time to think and process”.

Hana enthusiastically nodded her head, sitting down with him on a yoga mat. She watched as Genji crossed his legs and instructed her to do so as well.

“Close your eyes”.

Hana really did try but every time she’d close them she’d loose concentration and open them to look at what he was doing. Sending her discomfort, Genji thought of a solution. He moved behind her and covered her eyes with his hand. The chill of metal shot through Hana’s skin; a shiver crawled up her back. “This might help”.

Diva nodded, however it definitively didn’t help as her blood pressure had skyrocketed. Although his hand was cold at first, it still made her stomach do flips. She shook herself out of it and slowly listened to Genji count. Telling her when to breathe and not to. She slipped into a trance she felt peaceful and leant back ever so slightly falling into the calm further. Genji watched Dva, a smile hiding under his mask. His idea certainly worked, however it might have worked too good. The girl had fallen asleep.

Genji looked down at the brunette, admiring her face one of her pink temporary tattoos flaking off. He acknowledged that his metal hand may cause her a fright, so he proceeded to remove the suit from his human side. It revealed a scarred but firm hand that he used to carefully rub off the rest. She stirred in her sleep, moving further into Genji’s lap. He quickly placed the metal hand cover back on before placing both his hands on her side, making sure not to touch any of her bare skin. She wore a black hoodie over her crop top and shorts so it was a hard maze for Genji to avoid. He lifted both her and himself up and began the walk back to get room.

Once he got to her room it he placed Hana down on her pink bed sheets covering her up with the anime covered duvet. He wasn’t sure about the nature of his relationship with Dva, he’d only spoken to her a few times before this. He walked over to her desk searching for a pen. Once he found one and a sticky note he wrote.

Next time you need some peace, I meditate at 6am with Zenyatta and 11pm by myself.

With that he walked out the room softly closing the door, trying not to wake her.

I LOVE THEM SMMMM

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Masterlist

D.VA X Genji OneShot

Better Than You

Artist: https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=jocheong&z=1

The controller landed on the sofa with a dull thud, missing the cyborg's head by a fraction of an inch. Looking up from his phone, Genji watched as his girlfriend fell back onto her bunny gaming chair and began slowly spinning around. Her nose was scrunched up as she crossed her arms and huffed. The chair came to a stop with the girl facing him, her eyes full of fury.

"What's up?" He asked, resting his phone to the side of him. Hana stood up, took a couple of steps forward before flopping down onto him, her head nestled under his. The pair sat like this for a moment, Genji's hands resting on her back. Hana groaned as she sat up on his knees before quickly blurting out,

"I've been stuck on this stupid level for like three hours and I can't seem to get to the next point and I've even gone back to find all the secrets that I missed thinking it would help but it hasn't and there's like nothing else for me to do because I have to get past to progress the story and I can't fucking do it!" It all seemed to come out as one long word, but Genji managed to understand it.

"So...do you want my help?"

"I guess you can try," the brunette replied, going to sit back in her pink chair. The ninja picked up the controller before pushing the chair out of the way with his foot. "So you have to get through that door, but to open it you need four keystones and I've got three but I can't find the other one," Hana instructed, pointing to places on the monitor. She watched intently, bringing her knees up to her chest, as the character ran around the screen, climbing and sliding to reach all areas. After a couple of minutes, the streamer spoke again.

"See, it's impossible, it must be a glitch or something," She spun around and outstretched her hand, waiting for the controller to be returned.

"Just, hold on," her boyfriend replied, his brow furrowed in concentration. His eyes scanned the screen for a second before widening quickly. "There."

Hana spun back around, watching as the character broke the floor using one of his abilities, revealing a hidden area underneath. She shot up, knocking the chair over.

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!" She turned around to face Genji, her hands in little fists on top of her head. Genji threw his head back, laughing uncontrollably at her frustration. "It's not funny!" she shouted, walking over and snatching the controller out of his hands. Before she could stomp away, he wrapped his arm around her waist, pulling her onto his lap.

"I think it is pretty funny," he smiled, kissing her on the crown of her head as she tried to wriggle out of his grasp.

"No, you must have played this before," she huffed, finally accepting that she wouldn't be able to escape him.

"Nope. Can't you just accept that I'm better than you?" Hana paused for a moment, turning to meet his gaze before bursting out with laughter. Genji's smile dropped as she continued to wheeze.

"Absolutely not. Just because you did one thing doesn't mean you're better. Oh, you're funny though," she sighed, wiping away a tear. She stood up, placed a kiss on his cheek, and went and sat back in her chair. The cyborg shook his head despite his smile as he looked over at the clock.

"What do you want to eat?"

"Hmm, squid," Hana answered, turning around to face her monitor.

"Oh yeah sure let me just go catch one for you," Genji said, raising one eyebrow.

"No, dummy, there's some in the freezer," the girl huffed, waving her hand to dismiss him if to the kitchen. He grabbed his phone and stood from the sofa.

"Alright, anything else you want?" He asked, pausing in the doorway.

"A Nano Cola pleaseee," she seemed up to him as he left. "Thank you!"

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Really short ik but there'll be more :D