#Cynthia watch twin in twin violence: Why are all the hot ladies taken? 😔

[dittolicous]

RIP Cyrus, but like. In pieces.

Plus I just had the image of them finding out via breaking news...

Mom Laventon: Such a lovely young girl! Do you have any siblings? My darling girl could use a man as charming as you!

Lav & Sis: Mum!!!!

Cyllene: I do have a twin brother, though I'm afraid he's not currently on the market.

Dad Laventon: A twin brother, eh? Does he work with you two?

Cyllene: Oh, no, he's actually been quite busy with a passion project. I'm very proud of him.

TV: This is a breaking news bulletin!!!! (Pops up picture of Cyrus) Sinnoh madman and the leader of Team Galactic, Cyrus Lastname, has reportedly summoned the God of Distortion atop Spear Pillar!!!!!

Cyllene: (snaps remote in two as she turns the TV off) Excuse us, we have to leave immediately.

Mom Laventon: She's a keeper alright! =D

I've been meaning to ask, but I think I missed when you said how Cyllene and Cyrus are related in your modern AU. Like, are they siblings or cousins or just distantly related in a way neither can explain but fuck if they don't look alike?

I'm mostly asking because it tickles me to consider her and Cyrus as fraternal twins, and thus Laventon is dating half two different sets of twins. Dude's got a type and that type is 'Good things come in twos!'

(At least the risk of accidentally smooching the wrong twin is astronomically smaller with Cyllene/Cyrus. Rip Emmet though.)

kdsjf;lskjf;lkdjj HOLD ON WAIT THAT'S AMAZING

I just had him be like her cousin or something but nah that's fucking hilarious on every level cuz man people have already been joking that Cyllene has a thing for people who speak galarian/english re: trainsetshipping so adding Lav dating two different twins just adds to the fun oh lord Ingo really picked a couple of interesting people to date lmaoooo

ofc that would make me wonder how tf Cyrus got away with the whole Team Galatic thing without Cyllene showing up with a sword to put a goddamn stop to it all but man even then like Dawn is in the HQ about to face down Cyrus only for them to be interrupted by a really scared looking grunt who's like

Galactic Grunt: Sir, there's a person here asking for you? Cyrus: Are you seriously interrupting me- Grunt: It's your sister... *sounds of terrified screams are heard coming from just outside the room* Cyrus: I have to leave immediately. Dawn: ???

that's too good, it's too funny and this AU is all about things being batshit hilarious so yeah, I love thank you dfkjlk