#Cuz they bust in after Janeway

[ineffablegods616]

I want Dolly Parton to be an Admiral in

Star Trek Janeway.

I don't care necessarily what happens, but I want Dolly Parton and Kathryn Janeway to be together.

They are both smol and I want short, fiery Admirals verbally destroying so many ppl....

Admiral Nychev(sp?) is also smol....

Oh shit!

Imma need

Janeway busting into a conference room with smol big hair blonde Admirals on either side of her.

They gon Saber Rattling Diplomacy so many mfkers.

Midwestern Tornado

Southern Fire

Russian Thunder

The Natural Disaster Special Forces of Admirals.

Yass. Yep. I'm in. Let's fuckin GOOOOOO!

Janeway comes in when other diplomats fail to get shit done.

She always travels with 2 other ships, each with their own Admiral.

They always give the other guy one last shot at whoever before

Janeway struts thru the door, and places her rifle on the table. Or if we wanna be massive lil shits about it, an ornamental saber, like Naval officers. And sits down. Dolly and Alynna flank her.

"I have for you a list of your options, here are our concessions (pulls up holo-display), these are their concessions. (Pointing out each list)

Now. I'm here to help you choose and get on with this agreement. Rather than this purgatory of petty whims. Does anyone have an issue with that?"

Pick a tall aggressive ppl...idk Klingon kinda feels old hat for this...Stands up and walks up on Dolly at Janeway's right side.

"And what are three small frail human females going to do if we do?"

Dolly smirks at him crooks a finger at him. He leans down to her level...

And that's all I got....

Someone better at writing write this lol