Roman: WE HAVE THE CHILD! Let's roll, Neo!
Ruby: Give us back that baby! If you don't!
Jaune: (Memory) If anything happens to my nephew, YOU KNOW WHAT'LL HAPPEN.
Adrian: Buh... Buh...
Adrian: BWAAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAAAAAA!
Roman: Argh! (Covers his ears) Neo, keep that brat quiet!
Neo: (Nods, Moves hand to Adrian's mouth)
Adrian: (Unhinges jaw, Reveals shark teeth)
Roman: WHAT KIND OF BABY TEETH ARE THOSE?!
Adrian: (Bites deep into Neo's hand)
Neo: (Silently)
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Manga Up! Global Adds Four Manga Titles to Its Service
Square Enix’s Manga UP! Global has added four manga titles to its service: Teku Rin’s Love in the Palm of His Hand, Kabuto Kodai’s manga adaptation of Umikaze Minamino and Jishaku’s Nia Liston: The Merciless Maiden, Ayano Natsume’s Lofty Flower, Fall for Me!!, and Mochi’s Cuticle Detective Inaba.
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Babysitting Adrian
Ruby: (At the park) And that's the situation! While Jaune is away on business, he wants us to babysit his nephew! Failure is not an option because failure means death! Understood?!
WBY: Understood!
Ruby: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
WBY: UNDERSTOOD!
Ruby: I don't know why, but for some reason, Roman Torchwick and Neopolitan are after Adrian!
Roman: (In a bush) Oh, Little Red, you have no idea. And to be honest, neither do I. But if Cinder wants a snot-nosed brat, I might as well get her a snot-nosed brat.
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Blake: Why is Adrian wearing a dog collar?
Yang: To make him look tough!
Blake: And why is he wearing a leash?
Yang: He wanted to wear it. (Looks down) Okay, puppy Adrian; time for walkies~!
Adrian: Mm! (Sprints)
Yang: (Flying behind) WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Blake: ADRIAN! SLOW DOWN!
Roman: Huh. Didn't know kids still flew kites.
Neo: (Nods)
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Weiss: (Looking in a bush) Where's Adrian~?
Adrian: (Pops up)
Weiss: There he is~!
Adrian: (Dives down)
Weiss: Where's Adrian~?
Adrian: (Pops up, Holding Deathstalker) Buh!
Weiss: There he- AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIE!
Adrian: (Petting King Taijitu) Snay! Snay!
Adrian: (Hugging a Nevermore) Bur! Bur!
Adrian: (Lifting a Beringel) Hoh! Hoh!
Weiss: Adrian, please stop!
Ruby: WHAT KINDA PARK IS THIS?!
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Adrian: (Revs chainsaw)
Adrian: (Cuts down trees)
Adrian: (Taps plane, Shaves wood)
Adrian: (Stacks logs)
Adrian: (Hammers roof)
Adrian: (Stands expectantly at RWBY)
Ruby: I... I need to lie down.
Weiss: What are they teaching this child?!
Blake: He's... He's not human!
Yang: Eh... Not bad, little dude!
Yang: (Gives thumbs up)
Adrian: (Gives thumbs up)
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Yang: Okay, I'll be baby Adrian~!
Weiss: I'll be Mommy Saph~!
Blake: And... I guess I'll be Mommy Terra?
WBY: And you're Uncle Jaune.
Adrian: (Squeals excitedly)
Weiss: Good luck today, Jaune~!
Adrian: (Hugs Weiss)
Yang: Do your best, Uncle Jaune~!
Adrian: (Kisses her forehead)
Blake: Oh! Um, g-good, uh, do good, um, Jaune.
Adrian: ...
Blake: Uh, Jau-
Adrian: (Tackles her)
Weiss: (Blushing) Oh my...
Yang: (Whistles) Uncle Jaune's got some moves.
Adrian: (Stands up, Waves good-bye)
Weiss: You okay, Mommy Terra?
Blake: (Blushing) To think Uncle Jaune is so skilled at his... Wait. Did he unhook my bra?
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Title: Cuticle Tantei Inaba [Manga ---- Anime]
Author: Mochi
Genre: Action, Comedy, Fantasy, Shounen, Supernatural
Synopsis [from baka-updates]: The scarlet dog detective invites us to a labyrinth full of exciting cases!! Inaba Hiroshi is a red-haired detective with a hair fetish, and together with his efficient young male assistants, they fight off the attacks of an ambitious Italian mafia. This is a gag story of a detective who thwarts off the mafia's every design (and getting quite sick of it)!!
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