#Cus our great great great whatever grandpas last name was some variation of macaw

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Anon M (CEO AU) Part 2

(My [wanderingpages] responses are in this color!)

Chapter starts with cardans hand over judes mouth

Always a great beginning (I can’t believe I do this in rockstar au too smh. Originality, where?)

Geez jude it’s a GOOD THING THAT HE DIDN’T DOP A FEEL

Hahahahha drunk jude is such a mood (drunk Jude is smarter than sober Jude 😔)

“I wasn’t staring” sure cardan

I got lightly annoyed with the descriptions of dark cardans eyes but im living for the CEO eye description (I legitimately think nobody can be as biased as me) (lmao tired of dark Cardan slander on this here blog 😤 just bc hes like 🙄🙄a murderer and a 🤭🤭kidnapper and snorts coke 😑😑sometimes 🥺🥺🥺like he’s an angel despite all that !!)

BABY OAK

I LOVE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH (my fave. My most original concept lmao making oak a teenager 🥲✌🏼)

Senile bastard should I be laughing

Balekin??? Okay I love oak and these misconceptions are awesome

Drop that link sis

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Judes reaction to this is great

Hahahahah using his toothbrush PEAK ROMANCE (lmao my favorite gross trope. Sharing a toothbrush❤️ disgusting ❤️but romantic ❤️)

Cardan? Dramatic? Noooooooooo

(I have a tshirt that says “Me? Sarcastic? Nahhhhhhhh” so you can see where im coming from here)

YES JUDE THROW THE VASE PLEASE

““No,” he says, warningly. “Jude, I will fire you on the spot.” I narrow my eyes at him, daring him to do just that. He sighs in defeat and slumps against the wall. “Okay, okay, let’s all take a deep breath here, and calm down. Do you want coffee? I can get you some coffee. Maybe a bagel? I don’t think you ate much last night except for all the Oreo’s you raided in my pantry.” He pats his pants and find his phone, probably ready to call his assistant to get said coffee and bagel. I fold my arms across my chest and wait for him to realize that I’m his assistant. “Oh,” he says quietly.”

I love this entire fucking para so much (both of them share a brain cell. They take turns using it. Clearly Jude is using it atm)

Horny teens lol

GIVE CARDAN THE SWIRLY I WANT TO SEE IT HAPPEN

Geez so many thoughts but imma just say PEAK ROMANCE

PEAK FLITRITNG

No, jude. Not rolling in dirt

You poor dumbass child, fuck your boss already (at this rate it’ll never happen lol)

Ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy its kaye and roiben (my parents)

Aw kaye finds it endearing

…jude is so dumbass (runs in the family 😔)

However, I do headcanon bi cardan in canon and everywhere else (you know, I self project onto fucking everyone) (Cardan and roiben on a date would end in so many disasters. Most common scenario would be roiben finding and killing balekin for some reason)

“You’re the reason my little brother got some girl pregnant!” im dying I forgot how funny this was

Cardans gonna get pissed at this stuff

Cardan is a funny hypocrite

This is hot ngl

Three will get her screaming I can assure you of this (me from the future says yes also)

Ofc youre disappointed just admit you want to fuck him

GRIMSENS

Get her some kombucha

SIGNET RING LOL

INNER CIRCLE

NO

NOT THE ACOTAR SERIES (omg she didn’t coin the term)

I HATE IT

SO FUCKING MUCH

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

!@#$%^(^@#*&^%%^(@*&^%%&*@&^

I stop now (thank u)

I wanna see eldred pop a blood vessel

I LOVE ALL THE CEO DUARTES SO MUCH

And I cannot believe you made me like dain and locke (I just made them not evil lmao)

GIVE THE WOMAN A SPEECH

DO IT

Aw dains interruption is so good

AYYYYYYYYYYY PRETTY SPEECH

Yes dain he is obviously whipped

Jude is best assistant

END OF THOUGHTS

The memories are flooding back lol

PEAK ROMANCE, PEACH. PEAK ROMANCE  (🙈🙈🙈 its nottttt)