#Cursed boii

[sugurizz]

(SMUT/NSFW +18 Minors DNI!)

𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝟐 𝐭𝐨 𝐁𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐛𝐨𝐲! 𝐘𝐮𝐮𝐭𝐚

𝐀𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐫’𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐞 ── Sooo I originally uploaded this on my BBY boy’s birthday to celebrate it because he means the WORLD to me bro frrr. But it accidentally got deleted and I only found out about it after a month or sth sooo yeah…poop happens. Anyways enjoy my naugthy boii smut tysm ✨

Lover boy Yuuta who couldn’t forget you after your little escapade together. You were both on vacation and only had a few days left before you had to say your goodbyes and go back to your respective cities.

He gave you the warmest hug the day you two parted ways. His cute straw hat and the fluttering pink on his cheeks had you missing him already.

‘See you soon,’ His much bigger hand held yours. long fingers locking with your smaller ones. ‘Talk to me when you get home.’

You felt frustrated. Having to leave Yuu just a few days after meeting him…

He had the biggest warmest heart and the thickest cock to match, ate your ass like a god till you almost ripped his bedsheets and muttered the sweetest words when he cuddled you on the late summer nights..

‘come visit me soon. I’ll be missing you too…’ You planted a peck on the tip of his nose and smiled, eyes still lustfully glued to his dark ones.

Lover boy Yuuta who kept in close touch with you ever since then. He got more lovesick by the day and hornier by the night. Calling you more often and loosening you up mid convo. Asking you what you’re wearing, the fabric and color of your underwear. Teasing you about the nights he made you cum in tears, reminiding you of how much you whined and moaned, clawed at his back muscles and squirted on his stomach. The sound of his voice talking you into touching yourself, making you crave him more as he does the same. Your whines of dissatisfaction at his absence merge with his deep groans and hearty giggles.

‘Come on sweets…nghh don’t leave me hanging here…cum with me, sweetheart’ He strokes himself faster, making your shaky hands rub your heat.

‘Yuuta…need you so much, my pussy wants you so bad’

‘We’ll be together soon, promise you babe’

He cums and groans low, cursing at how bad he wishes it was your pussy lips squeezing him instead of his own hand.

Lover boy Yuuta who got so embarassed about the idea of sending you nude pictures of him. Not only is he self conscious about how big his cock is but he still wants his girlfriend to see him all soft and vulnerable for her.

You received a pic from him late at night. White towel wrapped around his waist, barely covering past his V-line. He took the pic with a cheeky smirk, big doe eyes shiny and his hair a slightly moist from the shower he just took.

Lover boy Yuuta who’s finally arrived at your homecity, waiting impatiently . You noticed him in his grey sweatpants, waving at you and holding his arms wide open for you to finally fall into. He pulled you in the tightest hug and squeezed your body closer to his, gently stroking your hair.

Lover boy Yuuta who’s been horny for days. His balls all tight and heavy, waiting to be milked dry inside your pretty pussy. He tried to be a sweetheart and give it some time before fucks you dumb, but you couldn’t help waiting and pulled him into your room, dropping to your knees in front of him and pulling his sweatpants lower.

Lover boy Yuuta who’s fuzzy and flustered, he makes sure that he’s not pressuring you into anything like the sweetheart he is, but your eyes bubbling with hearts and your glossy lips planting the wettest kisses on his cock soon shut him up.

‘Oh babe, you feel so good..’

He ruffles your hair and buries your face into his crotch. ‘Do something to me, my balls are so heavy for you, princess.’

Your nose digs into his trimmed pubes. He smells so good and feels so big in your little mouth. Your throat struggles to make space for him but you still take him in. Your teary eyes glance up at him, giving him a lovedrunk stare, fondling his balls softly in your palms.

You suck him off for hours, laying your head on his thigh and licking the sticky precum off his tip, eyes locked with his and nails gently teasing his gorgeous balls.

‘How you doing luv? feels good?’

He shivers and squeezes his thighs around your head, his length twitching and mouth half open in feverish desire.

‘D-Don’t wanna cum yet…wanna do it in your tight pussy’

‘She missed you too..come fuck her like you hate her’

He kisses you senseless, groping your ass and rubbing it back and forth on his hard-on. His moans vibrate against your lips, getting deeper and louder as does his frustration.

Lover boy Yuuta who’s fucking you stupid. His balls are bouncing up and down, bumping on your tiny asshole and making you cry in pleasure.

He keeps you still with one arm and pulls your hair back with the other, having your tits rub against his face.

He smacks your ass on repeat, his large hands leaving their imprint on your skin as you mewl for him to let you cum.

‘Mmmh gosh…fuck my brains out Yuuta!, Make me pregnant’ He holds your face and sticking his forehead to yours, staring into your eyes and lustfully hammering into your tummy.

‘F-fuck..your pussy drives me crazy…Don’t ever leave me..luv you so much, agh’

He holds your hands and props you on his lap, sloppily making out with you and pawing all over your skin. He suckles you tongue and licks your lips till they’re all puffy and soft. The blush on his cheeks never tones down, and his glistening eyes turned teary from so much arousal. His hips rutted faster, raspy moans almost supressing yours.

Lover boy Yuuta who’s covered you all over with his sticky cum; inside your pussy, your butt, your tummy, your face, spurting on your breasts and sucking your nipples till they turned sore and raw.

You skins felt so warm and sticky, gross fluids and sweat covering you both and room getting all hot and foggy from your gasps and moans. He tired you up so much you cried on his dick, begging him to give you some rest as your knees shaked senseless.

‘It’s okay sweetie, bear with me a little more…nghh missed you so much, my big cock still wants more, yeah?’

‘Mmmh Yuuta, hic…p-please wait a sec…it hurtss’

‘Shh, you’re my big girl…You’re strong enough to take me, nice and good’

He cums inside you once more, plugging your cunt with his middle finger and planting a playful kiss on your cheek.

‘Thank you, Yuuta..’ You smile at him softly. You stare at him, all amourous and melty. Tummy so full with your boyfriend’s cum and arms wrapped around him in a warm embrace.

He holds you tight and rests his head on yours.

‘You’ll thank me more tomorrow, sweet cheeks.’

[aryxchse]

can we get nsfw headcannons about our fav hispanic boy LEOOO 🙈

leo valdez nsfw headcanons (aged up)

a / n ; oh my gods YASS U CAN

warnings ; nsfw stuff again and reader is implied as female also cursing

- alright heres our fav whiny boii

- the most needy, whiny, pouty, baby-like boy you've ever seen

- the type of boy who says the most obsessive thing that makes you get soaked

- he'd be pretty insecure on your first time because you're the first girl he's ever did it and he knows nothing

- but he's a natural believe me

- 24/7 horny

- he always walks around the house like "looking good mama," even when you're just wearing some old, burned up shirt of his

- you can make him hard with just breathing

- a few times he camed first but he actually made up for it 🤭

- he's an adrenaline guy, it's his biggest kink like- if you're someone's sister like percy or jason, he is down to quickies so bad

- if you speak another language he's a goner

- he only speaks his mother language in bed and it's so fucking hot

- he's so good with his fingers

- you can get wet just from watching him working on something

- likes deep throating you with his fingers

- you guys do angry sex a lot because he's somehow always annoyed at something

- heat 👏🏻 play 👏🏻

- he did it one time accidently but you liked it and now he's doing it in a more controled way

- also so good with his mouth

- likes doggy

- he's totally an ass guy btw

- he'd beg you if you wanted to that's how pussy drunk he is

- and he would crawl to you

- man's whipped

- he's loud

- like, asmr type of loud

- morning 👏🏻 sex 👏🏻

- you can always find him in between your legs

- he'd live there if you let him

- the guy who holds your breasts so casually while you guys chill in his bed

- loves loves loves licking you

- makes jerking off jokes way more often

- anyways he's your slave and he's down for anything you want, he'd do anything to make his princesa happy

[farceurcole]

Escapees!!!

SKRUNKLY boiis have escaped the faztech research facility 👀

Hmm yes another day in seclusion, up in ur lil ranger tower, watching cute cat vids with spotty reception

… wait wat was that?!

Sus… lets check it out! Could be a lost hiker- and Nothing could possibly go wrong.

Y/n is-was on the job- sorta (lazing about) when they come across… aliens? Cryptids? Cursed fairies? Uhmm… o-oh my their getting closer!

SKRUNKLYS INCOMING!!!!! Quick wat do u….

WEPONS of CHOICE : ur fav throwable plush stuffies and a flimsy plastic flyswatter ATTACK +5

DEFENSE : a semi-decent desk chair, thats great for naps DEFENSE +3

SPEED +1 its dark outside and ur only wearing socks! Wat didja think was gonna happen

CHARISMA +0.5 you are chronically awkward but atleast ur hats cute

CRITICAL THINKING -2 seriously?! Stuffed animals…

SURVIVAL… is unlikely

Fancy a game of tag…out in the woods…in the dark… with nightmare fuel!!! No?!

RIP Y/N

[writersdrug]

Ghost x Konig x Reader: I Don't Need You (Ch. 6)

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Summary: You (surprisingly) get more comfortable with Kortac, and slowly let yourself connect with the team. You subconsciously tether yourself to Konig, who is more than willing to help you fit in. The pain of the past begins to fade into the back of your mind like the end of a long chapter of your life.

Additionally, Konig starts asking the hard questions - it unearths a piece of you that you'd hoped would remain buried, but you still share the memories with Konig.

Chapter warnings: Mentions of violence, mentions of rape, cursing, google translate German, shirtless Soap, very EXTREMELY watered-down mentions of sexual themes (we ain't there yet, boiis)

Notes: Sorry it took so long, I've got a lot cooking in the kitchen now and I'm hoping to pump out a lot this week!

Additionally, I've had some comments on this work not being an x Reader. First off, I never want to mislead anyone. I label this as an x Reader because Bonnie is not an OC of mine. I've seen other x Reader fics include callsigns that refer to the reader, so I assumed using Bonnie similarly would be alright. I also mentioned a name ONCE in chapter 3, "Jane Morris," which I thought to be a very generic name, and I haven't used it since and don't plan to. I have a personal preference of writing longer, chapter-by-chapter fics in first POV because it feels more natural to me than second POV. The same goes for using y/n - I like to avoid it if I can because it feels unnatural.

Again, those last two thing are a personal preference. I'm not bashing any fics that use these things at all, I enjoy both ones that do and ones that don't, and I don't enjoy one over the other. When I say one feels more natural than the other, I mean it feels more natural to write, not to read. I'm debating changing the name I used in chapter 3 to just y/n l/n to make this a true x Reader. If you still feel like I should change this to an x OC please let me know and I'll be happy to adjust the tags, titles, and descriptions. Again, I never meant to be misleading, and I hope I didn't make anyone angry. If a mistake has been made I am happy to learn from it. Thanks!

Konig had cracked the code on me. He figured out that after a case of American beers and a long drive, away from the crowd of new faces, my outer shell began to soften.

There was still a wall that I was holding up between me and everyone else, even though it was significantly smaller than usual. When Roze and Castillo approached me at breakfast, I didn’t get up and leave. And when Juno used the empty spot in the gym room right next to me, dropping his bag on the floor and giving me a cautious glance as he set up for his routine - I didn’t grab my things and move to the other end of the room. That was my first instinct, but I fought it. Instead I huffed, facing the mirror in front of me and focusing on my sets.

I’d started going to the common area more often – maybe not every night, but often enough. We’d make it a habit to play poker on the nights I did show up. I was better than most of the group, since none of them were quite used to my mannerisms yet. However, Konig and Horangi still took the lead as the winners, despite most of us arguing that they shouldn’t be allowed to play if they were going to wear their masks. The argument would eventually turn into a casual conversation – I didn’t engage in it too often. I preferred to sit and listen, using the time to slowly learn more about the team. I typically planted myself between Roze and Konig, keeping my legs crossed on the seat and nervously fiddling with my Yuengling bottle.

Although I was ashamed to admit it, Konig had become a conduit for my interactions with the rest of the team. The way he engaged with their activities, yet still managed to stay reserved, struck a chord with me. I respected the fact that it could sometimes be difficult to find him on base, and that at the same time, he was always there when I started to feel overwhelmed. I didn’t need him, no… that was a stretch. But sometimes I felt grateful that he was so eager to accompany me places – especially when he invited me to go on “perimeter checks” with him, which mostly consisted of long drives off base.

I don’t know how I had grown to appreciate him so much – maybe it was because he felt similar to me, in the way that we both needed our alone time, and with how we often found ourselves slipping out of the common area around the same time, with the original excuse being that we were tired. Half of the time, we would sit in the mess hall and talk until the early hours of the morning.

“A sniper?” I asked on one particular night, fiddling with the mouth of my beer bottle. “You’re way to big for that – no offense.”

Konig chuckled. “And that’s what they initially told me.” He took a swig of his (nasty) German beer. “But, despite being handed other opportunities, I proved them wrong. I’m sill a damn good sniper.”

I huffed. “Nah, you should be happy you got promoted to Colonel; you’re lucky, you get to avoid being in the trenches – at least, as much as the rest of us.”

“Lucky? No…” Konig said, shaking his head. “I do not like being a Colonel. I’d much rather be doing the dirty work of soldiers than writing these stupid reports.” He slapped a large hand over the manilla folder that sat on the table next to his beer. “It keeps my head busy, and I don’t have to listen to myself think.”

I nodded while sipping my beer. “I completely get that – If I’m not actively doing something with my hands, my brain gets too loud. Like – like there’s a mini me in my head, and the only way to drown her out is by physically doing something. Anything, really.”

Konig laughed – almost a snort – “‘A mini you’. I like that, that’s good.”

I huffed a laugh through my nose, turning my head to hide the smirk on my face. Despite being a large, brutish man, he had a youthful essence about him. It was hidden deep beneath the thick exterior of a war-hardened soldier. But, every now and again, it rose to the surface, touching a part of my soul I hadn’t allowed to be seen in a long time.

I pushed my stack of bills into the middle of the table. “All in.” I said nonchalantly.

Gaz narrowed his eyes, leaning back in his chair and looking down his nose at me. “You’re bloody stupid…”

“Or really smart.” I retorted. I folded my arms over my chest, not wavering under his intimidating gaze.

It was unbearably hot in the room – whether that was from the tension of the game or the broken air conditioner (Price eternally insisted it would be fixed, “… by next week…”), I didn’t know. I was donned in my sweatpants and sports bra, Gaz was in a wife beater and sweats, Ghost was covered head to toe in a sweatshirt and jeans (one could ever rarely catch him wearing anything less), and Soap… well, Soap was Soap. Completely shirtless, with only a pair of gym shorts on. Typical for him to be so shameless.

Ghost looked at his cards, his jaw clearly tense underneath his mask. He wasn’t very good at hiding his unlucky hand – it was almost like he wasn’t even trying. Which was a possibility.

“Fucking hell… I fold.” He tossed his hand onto the table, revealing his sour bunch of cards. He walked to the fridge and cursed under his breath, rummaging through the contents.

“Jesus, you’re a load of dry shite.” Soap commented, leaning against the wall adjacent to Ghost. “You could’ve at least tried to intimidate ‘em.”

“You could try shutting your fucking mouth, alright?” Ghost snapped back. Soap raised his hands defensively, leaving Ghost by the fridge.

He flopped onto the couch near me and Gaz. “Miserable sap…”

I did my best to tune out their bickering. I stared down Gaz, tapping my fingers on the edges of my cards. I was relying on the river card – I had a chance at a four-of-a-kind, praying the last card on the table would be another seven.. It was risky, and Gaz was probably right in calling me stupid. But I was never one to back down from a challenge. I craved the thrill of it. Most of the time, I ended up getting lucky.

Gaz chewed his lip. He cocked an eyebrow, slowly pushing all of his cash to the middle of the table. “Call.” He said.

And I heard it – the telltale sign of his bluff. A fraction of a second where his voice had waivered, followed by him grinding his jaw. I knew I had it in the bag.

I was savoring the moment of triumph, watching Gaz stare at his cards, when I felt a hand on my back. I nearly spun around and yelled at whoever touched me, until I saw a gloved hand place a Yuengling bottle to my right, the lid already popped off. I faltered, staring at the bottle, feeling the hand on my back rubbing a thumb back and forth over my spine.

I glanced behind me, looking up to meet Ghost’s eyes. He was looking down at me with an empty gaze. His eyebrows twitched for a brief moment as he continued rubbing his thumb over the skin of my back.

I knew what he was suggesting. What he was asking. Put a woman on a compound with broken, touch-starved men, and eventually one of them will succumb to the temptation. Even so, I was shocked that it was Ghost. I would say he was showing a weakness here, no matter what he decided to call this – it was an admission that he needed something – something from me, specifically – which I never thought would happen.

He continued staring at me for another few moments, waiting for an answer. Keeping my eyes locked on him, I took the bottle and drank; my reply. He gave the tiniest nod, walking away and sitting down next to Soap – who was shuffling the remaining deck of cards, eyes narrowed at Gaz. He knew he was bluffing too.

I turned back to Gaz, smirking as he revealed the river card.

“You ever think about what you would say to those kids now?” I asked, tapping my beer bottle. “The ones who bullied you.”

Konig hummed. “Mm… not really. I don’t hold too much resentment.”

I chuckled. “If only we could all be a saint.”

“Well, it all happened so long ago.” Konig tried to justify himself. “We were only kids, bored and trying to stay on the surface. They just wanted to look tough so that no one would pick on them. Of course, I wouldn’t understand that as a kid. Maybe then, I would have admired what I’ve become, and I would have wanted to boast about it. But now that I am a Colonel – Ich habe besseres zu tun.”

I sarcastically rolled my eyes. “And that means?”

“Ehh…” he groaned, squinting his eyes. “How is it said… ‘I have bigger fishes to cook.’”

I sputtered, turning my head and laughing. Konig glared at me. “Gibt es ein Problem?” he asked, which I sort of understood. He sounded irritated, that much I could tell.

“No, Konig…” I said, standing up and giving him a pat on the shoulder as I walked by. “Just keep up the English lessons, ok?”

He scowled. “Verpiss dich… Start learning German and maybe I will.” He retorted, and I waved at him dismissively from behind my back.

I stuck my head into the fridge, grabbing a Yuengling and one of Konig’s beers. I walked back and placed them both next to him. Like instinct, he took each one and hooked their lid onto the edge of the table, then smacked the side of his hand down on the tops, sending the lid clattering to the ground. He opened my beer and handed it to me, then repeated the process with his, before reaching down and collecting the lids. He added them to the pile, totaling six beer lids so far.

If someone had shown me this image a year ago – Konig and I, sitting up late into the night, chatting like we’d known each other for decades… not to mention the fact that I was so unusually open with him… I would have been insulted. I would have laughed. No one would have been able to convince me that I would become so attached to anyone else after what had happened with the 141. Yet, all of this felt so natural. It was beyond how I felt that Konig and I were kindred spirits… it really did feel like I’d known him before. Maybe, he reminded me of a part of myself that I tried to bury away.

Or, maybe, I was just submitting to loneliness and trying to justify how quickly I clung to the first available soul. That was also an embarrassing possibility, one that I would rather not admit to.

“I have a question for you.” Konig’s voice and the clink of his beer bottle on the table brought me back to reality.

“I might have an answer.” I replied.

He looked off to the side, perhaps wondering whether or not he really wanted to ask the question. “Who did you kill? And why?”

Just like that, I felt the walls being built right back to where I had them. Bonding time’s over. Back to square one.

His inquiry caught me off guard. I froze, my bottle hovering in the air before I could take a sip, my eyes glued to the table. Just the mention of the incident brought the painful memories up to the surface, like claws scraping at the dirt, digging up the deepest roots.

“Lots of people.” I said, deflecting. I took a swig of my beer.

“You know what I mean.” He scoffed. “Why did you end up in military prison?” He leaned over the table – clearly not planning on letting the topic go.

I sucked my teeth, staring at him defiantly – moments ago, it was pleasant talking to him. Now, I was fighting back the urge to leave him at the table and go to my dorm. I felt ambushed at how he had changed the subject so abruptly. Like he had been waiting for me to carelessly stumble into the trap, and now he was watching me snarl from within it.

He leaned back with a sigh. “You don’t have to answer if you don’t want to. I just thought we were getting somewhere here.”

“Oh?” I said dryly, cocking an eyebrow. “’Getting somewhere?’ What’s that sup-“

“Hey, it’s ok.” He raised his hands defensively. “I get it. I don’t want to make you uncomfortable.” His words were forgiving, but his eyes said something else – I knew what he was thinking.

Weak.

I gave him a hateful stare. Fucker know how to play his cards.

“I killed a sergeant.” I admitted. “My lieutenant’s right-hand man.”

That got Konig’s attention. He leaned forward again, putting his bottle off to the side. “Why?” he asked again.

I inhaled deeply, then exhaled, as I leaned back in my chair. My eyes fell to the floor as I forced myself to recall the memories. “In Egypt, a while back. Don’t ask when because I won’t tell you.” I warned Konig, and he huffed – but obliged.

I continued. “We were going in to retrieve a hostile target. Everyone was jumpy – me included. It was dark, and we didn’t know what to expect. After the hostiles started to engage, we were scattered. I got stuck in one tower, so I went upstairs to try and make a foxhole.”

I paused. It was now my own hands, covered in dirt, clawing at the roots of the memory. Each word I said was painful, yet somehow felt overshared. Like I was trying to get Konig to pity me. Except I wasn’t – I just wanted him to listen.

And that’s exactly what he did. No comforting shoulder pat, no soothing words… he just listened. He knew that if he stepped on the wrong spot, it would break my openness, like a branch breaking under his foot would disturb the silence of the woods.

“The sergeant – ‘Flare’ – he was up there, too. I thought we’d had the same idea, but… holy fuck…” I ran a hand down my face, feeling my heartbeat grow faster. “At first, I didn’t know what he was doing, I just heard him making those sounds and I thought he’d been hit, but… he was taking advantage of this – this woman – and with her kids right fucking there… she was probably just trying to hide, to hide them, she had to be so fucking scared… he didn’t even stop when I found him, I don’t know if he even heard me screaming at him.”

I paused, almost waiting for Konig to say or do something, but he remained silent. Despite my eyes never leaving the floor, I could see his blue ones watching me carefully. Concerned, patient, and calm.

“I didn’t know what else to do.” I said, my voice faltering the slightest bit. “So I shot him. In the head.” I unintentionally shivered. “Probably traumatized that poor woman and her kids, but… quick decisions aren’t the best ones.”

I ended my rant with a heavy sip of my beer. Konig continued watching me with wary eyes, which I ignored. I didn’t need consolation, or sympathy, or whatever he might try to offer. Somehow, he seemed to understand that.

“I would have done the same thing.” He commented.

Would you?

After a moment, he exhaled. “I don’t understand… I’d say you were in the right. Why did they put you in prison for that?”

I chewed my lip. “There was… some speculation, that I was jealous of his position. We’d been close throughout my time with the team, and when he got the promotion to second-in-command, I was a bit envious at first. People thought I was taking my anger out on him in what seemed like the perfect opportunity to lie.” I took another sip. “But I was happy for him. He worked hard, and he deserved it. But then the pressure got to him – Lieutenant was always depending on him for too much, and Flare couldn’t handle the responsibility. If he slipped up, it was a lot worse than if one of the rest of us did. I guess… the pressure is what got him in the end. Made him crazy in the end. He didn’t have any morals anymore.”

More silence. It felt uncomfortably loud – Konig’s stare seemed to make my head ring, making me fidget and bounce my knee. I wanted to snap at him. What are you looking at? Why are you asking so many fucking questions? But I was able to keep my anger at bay, justifying the situation by assuming his questions were fueled by nothing more than curiosity.

I figured I had said enough for the night, and finished off the rest of my beer. I slapped my leg, the telltale sign that I was getting ready to turn in.

Konig ignored it, or seemed to not notice. “Why did you kill him?” he asked.

I narrowed my eyes in confusion. “Why did I? What do you mean?”

“Why kill him? Why not just… disable him for the moment, and let your commander deal with him later?”

I opened my mouth to speak, but my voice was a second too late. “Again… in the heat of the moment, you don’t make distinctions like that. You think: ‘shoot,’ or ‘don’t shoot.’ And shooting him was the choice I made.”

Konig’s gaze became scrutinous. He knew I was lying about something… he was hellbent on figuring out what.

He’s going to have to wait a long damn time.

“Goodnight, Konig.” I said flatly. I collected my bottles, getting up from the table. With a clang, I tossed them into the bin by the exit, walking down the hall and leaving Konig sitting alone in the mess hall. I feel tears stinging my eyes, but that’s all they did. It’s all just water under the bridge, y/n. Get it together. You’re alright.

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Taglist: @igotmajordaddyissues @princekonig @vixionix

[notyashiro128]

Kisses in bed.

Drunk Megumi x f reader

Warning: fluff, fluff, fluff, swears, kinda smut, drunk Megumi ⸜( ᵔ ᗜ ᵔ )⸝♡

Enjoy:p

Megumi's love language is physique touch and omg sometimes he will do anything just to hold you or even just kiss you

But this time idk why When he went to the supermarket to buy some snacks, he found a new type of sweets, but he didn't know that they were alcoholic candy. Unfortunately, he also bought a lot of them. He wanted to share them with you (sweet boii ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧)

When he returned to his dorm, he wanted to taste one, but the taste was too strong, and he wanted more until..... he ended up eating them all and got drunk.

he called you at 3 am asking you if you could come to his dorm

"hey love could you please come to my dorm it's a very important thing," Megumi asked with his soft voice" It's fucking 1 am Let me sleep," you said that sleepy " I can't sleep without you please", " no goodnight " you hung up the phone on his face and went back to sleep peacefully wearing his hoodie that you stole it from him that time and black short.

at 3am

Without any reason, you woke up confused why? cuz you found Megumi's arms around your waist. You sigh before Megumi brings you closer to his chest "You up?" He said playfully "How did you get here and what are you doing here?" You asked sleepily "Don't forget that I have a copy of your dorm keys, and why can't come here am I not allowed to sleep with my girlfriend or something ?" "Oh, I forgot." You turned to Megumi's side and placed your head in front of his chest. Megumi noticed the saliva on your cheek.

Note: Sometimes when you sleep, saliva drips from your mouth.>_<.

Without any warning, Megumi licked your cheek "Gumi what are you doi-'" Megumi pressed light kisses on your lips... he couldn't help but notice how soft your lips were, you put your arms around his neck and he put his hand on your waist bringing you closer to him, Megumi starts kissing you more passionately (wet kisses) he loves the taste of Your cherry lips but he Can't control himself you could taste the Alcohol in his mouth 'is Megumi drunk?'You said it to yourself

He starts giving you kisses all over your neck, you put your hand on his hair and play with it while he gives you hickeys "You're making me crazy y/n" he signed, Finally he finds your sweet spot "Gumi- ahh" You start moaning "Did you like that?" He said while looking into your eyes "Mm" You nod "but Gumi stop your plea-"

He interrupted your words by giving you a kiss in your sweet spot" I can't get enough of you" You were blushing so bad as Megumi.......

he kissed you on your forehead "You are" and one on your cheek "So" and another one on your tip nose "Cute" and the last kiss on your lips "Wearing my hoodie", "What.." you said blushing, "I've been looking for that hoodie and you turn it into a pajama I didn't know that you are obsessed with me that much y/n~" he hugged tight" my y/n~"

"Megumi I'll ask y-" "It's Gumi for you ma love," Megumi said softly "Gumi are you drunk?" He didn't answer you "Gumi?" You raised your head to find him asleep. You took a deep breath, “Good night,” so you could fall asleep as well.

In the nest day 10:36 am

You heard a loud sound as if someone had fallen. When you opened your eyes, you couldn't find Megumi next to you. He was lying on the ground. "Shit." He cursed. "Megumi, are you okay?" You said, worried about him. "Why didn't you wake me up?" Megumi looked at you in surprise. "What?" You said." Are those hickeys in your neck?" He said it shyly, your entire face became red with embarrassment. “Did I do something yesterday? I don’t remember anything.” “Damn, my head hurts.” oh I remember Megumi Was drunk last night "Megumi, did you drink alcohol yesterday?" You asked him as you looked at him standing and sitting next to you. "You know I'm not a big fan of alcohol and we're still underage," he Soft said. "But yesterday you were drunk." You said it with a laugh.“No way.” He pulled out a candy wrapper from his pocket." All I can remember is that I ate a lot of this. “Megumi, this an alcoholic candy.” You said while laughing. “stop laughing. Tell me what happened yesterday.”,

" Don’t worry, don’t worry. We were just kissing each other. I didn't know you couldn't sleep without me" you teased him Megumi blushing. You gave him one last kiss on the lips, “I love you, Megumi.” He gave you another kiss, “me more.” The kiss was interrupted by the sound of a knock on the door. Nobara was at the door.

"y/n....y/n girl open the door Today is a holiday, let's go shopping" She started knocking hard on the door." Come on, girl, get up". You and Megumi were silent. Megumi went to the bathroom to hide while you tried to put the foundation on your neck, but you couldn't hide the hickeys, so you put on a scarf and opened the door "Good morning nobara" you said that smiling "Finally let's go shopping" Nobara was confused "Why are you wearing a scarf", "oh hahah I just felt cold. Yesterday" "weird but Okay be quick. I'm waiting for you at the exit. Don't be late. If for breakfast, we'll eat outside. There's a shop that sells crepes." She said while looking at her phone "Ok see you" you closed the door Megumi was still in the bathroom holding his laugh "open the door" you Said that Coldly megumi left the bathroom " iam sorry" he hugged you "no it's okay but ill have to go with nobara you can stay here I dont mind " you said that softly "okay I'll stay here" he said that smiling "I'll go with nobara shopping I'll change and go meet her" you said while you are still hugging him "let me go" Megumi hugged you more tightly "gumii" you insisted

"Fine" He left you , You went to change your clothes, and when you came out, Megumi came out and kissed you on the forehead and said, "Don't be late. I'm here waiting for you. Okay."

Ends 🦦✨💮

Im tried y'all helppp

Any requests???

[rainy-day-wizard]

QSMP Members in Japanese script!!

Soooo i saw some people doing the qsmp members names in other scripts and thought i'd join in :] i know how to read Japanese script (exept kanji ;-;) because i studied Japanese for a few years- be warned i forgot a lot of what i learned and my memory is pretty basic so this will definitely be very flawed im sure but i thought it'd be fun anyway!! bc i haven't touched japanese in a WHILE

i'll try not to infodump about the japanese writing system so i'll just say that these will be in katakana which is used to write foreign words!

English speakers

Badboyhalo- バヅゥボィイ��ロ (Badu-boii-hal/ro) yeahhh thats a tough one... but it's probably the closest i'll get ;-;

DanTDM- ダンテデエム (Dan-tede-emu) or just ダン

FitMC- フィットエムスィイ　(Fitto-emu-sii) or just フィット

Foolish- フリイシゥ (Furiishu) no notes F♥️G

IronMouse- アイロンマオス (Airon-maosu)

Jaiden- ジャイデン (Jaiden)

Nihachu- ニハチュ (Nihachu) or ニッキー

Philza- フィイウザ (Fiuza) or フィイルザ (Filuza)

Slimecicle- スライムスィイクル (Sulaimu-siikuru) this took way too long, curse you charlie slimecicle

TinaKitten- ティイナキッテン (Tiina-kitten) or just ティイナ (Tiina)

Tubbo- トゥウッボオ (Tubboo)

WilburSoot- ウィルバアスウト (Wirubaa-suuto) or just ウィルバア (Wirubaa)

Spanish speakers

Carre- カアレイ(Kaarei) Short and sweet B)

Elmariana- エルマリアナ (Eru-mariana)

German- ヘルマン (Heruman)

Lenay- レネイ (Lenei)

Luzu- ルーズ (Luuzu) plus a bonus Arin! エリン (Erin)

Maximus- マクスィムス (Makusimusu) or マクソ (Makuso)

MissaSinfonia- ミッサスィフォンニア (Missa-sifonnia)

Polispol- ポウイス��ウ (Pou-isu-pou) or maybe ポルイスポル (Polu-isu-polu)? the first is more phonetically accurate

Quackity- クアキティイ (Kuakitii) or just クアキティ (Kuakitii)

Rivers- リベエレス (Riv(b)eeresu) or リベエリス (Riv(b)eerisu)

Roier- ロイエエル (Roieeru)

Rubius- ルウビエス (Ruubiesu)

Spreen- スップリン (Suppurin)

Vegetta- デヘエタ (V(b)eheeta) *

Willyrex- ウィリレクス (Wiri-rekusu)

Portuguese speakers

Bagi- バアジイ (Baajii) pretty easy and accurate

Cellbit- セルビット (Selubitto) or if you wanna keep the "tch" sound at the end セルビッチ (Selubicchi) lmaoo

Felps- フェレプス (Felepusu) it doesn't really sound right but it's the best i could think of

Mike- マィク (Maiku) more english pronunciation or マィキ (Maiki) more like "mikey"/ the ptbr pronunciation

Pactw- パクティイダブル (Paku-tii-daburu) or just パク (Paku)

French speakers

AntoineDaniel-アントアンダンイエル (Antoan-danielu)

AyPierre- アピエエル (Apieeru)

Baghera Jones- バゲラ��ジョンス (Bagera-jyonsu)

Etoiles- エトアア (Etoaa)

Kameto- カメト (Kameto) Incredibly simple it's just kameto

And our latest member 악어/Acau- アカウ

*Japanese doesn't have its own "V" sound so instead it's usually written with a character for the "B" sound even though most people still pronounce it like a "V"

I apologize in advance for any errors that i for sure made, my japanese is VERY rusty >_< If anyone of you is more proficient in japanese, feel free to point out any mistakes you see and i will try to fix it!!

[defectivefanboy]

You’re better when you’re quiet

trying to take a moment to yourself in teyvat you decided to take a walk around the land, but it didn’t help much when it slowly became taking out treasure hoarders, hilichurl camps. Just to make it better, you took out one wrong fatui camp and the silhouette of a man casted a shadow behind you. Seems you both could use a stress reliever…

Overall notes: While this story doesn't use specified pronouns for the reader, it is AMAB and is written for the gays and they's. My boys and... bOiis? idk but it isn't written with female in mind, same with all my other stories. if you don't like that, find another blog. don't know what to tell ya.

C/W: NSFW. sub scara. top!male!reader. cursing. hate fuck. choking. degradation. praise if you squint. hair pulling scratching impact play yah da yah da. bit of blood. disappointment in myself. the fact ill have to explain some things to my friends bc i let them read these :’)

Notes: Minors DNI. this is old asf this was written on oct 13th 2021. So this is when scara was still thought to just a rumor of a playable character. he literally only came up in game once and then the trailer dropped. I crack up reading this

you’re better when you’re quiet.

     It was supposed to be a peaceful walk. Supposed to help you, y’know, clear your mind. Yet, it only made you feel worst. After having to deal with a night full of drunkards you were tired of people for the day. So once you completed your daily commissions for the guild, you set yourself off for a simple walk.

And simple was the last thing it was.

     First it was the treasure hoarders roaming around the place. Next it was the uncleared camps that the normal knights should've taken care of, and it’s still too early for Diluc to take his nightly patrol. That would’ve been fine if it wasn’t for the Fatui.

    Of course when you were finally able to take a breathe, a mob of them were gathered within a small clearing surrounded by trees. At this point, you just sighed, because either way,

you were going to be the one dealing with them.

     After getting shoulder checked into a tree, to almost be hammered into the ground like a nail. You were over it. Over the pain. The soreness. Over the fighting. Oust over everything. Like the snap of a rubber band your sword slashed the last of them as you stared off blankly.

     Before you were able to let your guard down for a moment, a figure had to appeared behind you. Only to be luckier, the shadow had casted a large outline of a rather familiar hat. Turning around and clicking your tongue on your teeth, you gave a glare to the male.

     “Wow. Not even a word in and you already look like you want to kill me. Color me impressed, Honorary Knight.” With a low laugh at the end, the male lifted his head as he held a smirk on his face.

     Letting out a low groan you brought your empty hand up to your face. “I don’t believe now is a good time to be a brat.”

his smirked dropped at the name. A what? Who do you think you are. A brat? Absolutely not. He was about to make way to you when you took the first step.

“Ah, ah, ah. Not a step, I'm in control today, doll” stepping close enough to hold his face in your hands. You grab his cheeks with your hand with a sinister smile on your face. One that could be mistaken for a innocent one if you didn’t know any better.

     If anyone were to look, if they even could, Scaramouche was wide eye at your actions. It quickly changed into a look of annoyance as he was about to say something, most likely yell. Though, before he could get a word out or even a letter, you shut him up as you placed your lips on his in a rough kiss.

     Frozen once again his eyes went wide. The thought to push you off did cross him mind as he brought a hand up letting off light sparks of electricity, but the kiss you had him in was a terrible poison. So intoxicating and addicting, yet so deadly and dangerous. Kissing back, his body relaxed moving his raised hand to your hair as it became tangled in it.

     As the kiss grew more heated you both pulled each other closer as you fight for dominance over the other. That was quickly shut down as you grabbed his ass and lifted him up, pushing him back into a tree. Keeping him caged between you and the perfectly place tree.

     “What would happen if someone saw you like this, doll? Think they would still see you has the high and mighty Harbringer? or just a horny puppet in my hands.” Hiking a knee between his legs, lightly grasping at his neck. He bit back a moan, closing his eyes and clenching his legs.

     Pushing your leg up further, you move a hand down to his waist before trailing his jaw and neck with kisses. Leaving dark marks as you trail further down he lets out small whines and hushed moans as he lightly grinds down on your leg. His hands move from around your neck down to the bottom of your shirt, trailing his hands up your chest, before you removed it completely.

     Placing your own hands under his top you lifted it passed his head, revealing his chest as you trailed your kisses down, leaving marks on his chest in your wake. Removing your leg from between his, he let out a low whine, stopping once you filled in the spot with yourself, letting him wrap his legs around your waist. “Awe.. was someone enjoying that?” you whispered moving close to his ear. 

     “And you seem to have a death wish you perverted freak.” He spoke through his clenched teeth with a hiss as you pulled him down against your bulge. “Hmmm..? What was that love? I couldn't hear you. Could you speak up for me?” placing your forehead on his you pushed yourself further into him as you begun grinding at a slow pace. 

    Light gasp came out of his mouth before he bit his tongue and his hold around your neck became tighter. Only letting out a low laugh you begun fiddle with his shorts, he brought his hands to your hair and pulled your neck to close him as he begun to leave marks of his own. Pulling down his shorts you brought your hand to the tent that had formed, precum leaving a stain in the fabric.

     “If i didn’t know any better i would say you’re quite happy about this. Am I right, Scara? before you could say anything more, he bit down on your neck harshly breaking the skin drawing a bit of blood out that he lapped up with his tongue. “you speak one more time i’ll-... fuck” he cut himself off with a moan as your hand pulled back the fabric and began to jerk him off.

     “Awe.. What happened, darling? Cat got your tongue?” you smirked as his hands pulled at the back of your hair as he tried holding himself up, but the motion of your hand was telling him a plan. He was about to open his mouth and speak, but you shoved two fingers into his mouth to keep him silent.

    “You’re much better when you’re quiet, doll” moving your head back to his neck, leaving more marks on the other side. He sucked on your fingers, twirling his tongue around them. His hands had moved to your waist pulling at your pants, even lifting his waist up to pull them down as he fiddled with the fabric to pull your cock out.

     Sitting back on your waist he placed your dick next to his as he began to jerk you both off in a sloppily manner, short gasp coming out of his mouth––

––and thats where I had left off and I'm too embarrassed and shy to write anymore :')

hope you enjoyed

[safely-in-vhagars-belly]

House of the dragon short read a summery for all those who have forgotten for season 2 and totally true to the facts and how it happened.

This might be the most chaotic shitpost recap I've ever seen.

Viserys: Nah I want a son.

Rhaenyra: Noo father I'm just as goooood.

Daemon: You have meeeee.

Viserys: No I want a son. Gimme one.

Aemma: nooo now I must dieeee. Here's your son tho.

Viserys; Aemma my uwu nooo

Baelon: FATHER I AM UR SON

viserys: yes u are uwu u are so cute lets make photos.

Maester: sire u should back off and let the kid breath Sire, no do not bring out the tide pods. Sire...SIRE!!!!

viserys: I'm off now that I have my photos for my dragongran with him and his first tidepod! This will bring in the likes and defeat Daemons unholy post.

Maester:*kills child* I hate targaryens I hate them I hate them I hate them. Stupid ugly white haired ppl

Baelon: well fuck you too you cunt. You think I want to be in this family? Ha. Jokes on you.

Viserys: NOOO MY SOON SOB SOB WHO DID THISSS

daemon: LETS FUCKING GOO IM THE TRUE HEIR YALL BETTER REMEMBER THIS. DRINKS ON THE TAP OF THE CROWN. THATS ME ANYWAY HAHA FUCK U BAELON U LOSER FOR ONE DAY.

Daemon when appearing for vizzy: Look we all make goofs & errors what's most important is where our hearts are at.

Viz: I'm convinced you have no heart!

Daemon: NAAAAAAH U CANT. IM UR HEIR

Viz: I already have a child. U are a child daemon. U are just not mine

Guards: OOOOOOHHHH

Viz: daemon you know where the trash goes. Follow it.

Viserys: I still want my boii

Aegon: I AM HERE FATHER. LOVE ME.

VISERYS: what the fuck are you. You can't be my son why ur hair like that.

Alicent: husband I'm like 17 and I got u a son. Ur other wifey failed to do that. Us hightowers have curls. Its a curse and a blessing.

Otto: maybe it's magic, maybe it's Hightower genetics.

Rhae: rude ass bitch all of you. Look at how cute he is. He's my baby brother I will protect him. SAY RHAERHAE

alicent: rhae he came out me a moment ago he can't talk yet.

Aegon: (as a baby to his sister) I am the superior one and u should fetch me a snack in the kitchen, you white haired wench.

Rhae:*handing back Aegon* nah u can have this shit back. Do us all a favour next time just go the targaryen way and let it die.

(We light the way)

Vizzy: I wanna fuck u (to alicent)

Alicent:( alright its my duty.

The most unpassionate scene:

Aemond, happily making his entrance in the show as a sperm: WIEEEEEE! Hahaha thank you gods, I won't let you down. I will bring chaos into this family!!!!

The gods; good, our little apprentice. Good.

Rhaenyra: I'm so sneaky hehe

Daemon and rhae rhae: *almost fuck each other*

Daemon: wait I can't I suddenly decided I have morals and standards. Also u just a child tf.

Rhaerhae: no what is this? Fuck you I'm nailing that dornish snack as if he's a lose screw in a IKEA shelf

Daemon: No not Crispin! Get baaaack

Rhaerha: Too late

Crispin: Ah yes. My fantasy is finally coming true!!!!

Crispin: My queen forget ur pathetic kingdom full of incest and forget that old fuck that is your father. Let us depart on a ship and start a life that will not raise questions at all with your hair and our new found riches.

Rhae: I am listening.

Crispin: We can sell...oranges

Rhae; Nah fuck this shit where are the bananas. I love bananas. U should go with your oranges if that makes you happy. Pathetic fruit picker. This is why my uncle bested u. If you relied on bananas none of this would have happened.

Crispin: Rhae rhae..

Rhae: NAH have u even tried defeating a yiga clan member with a orange? You never played zelda did you? And you call yourself a warrior? Out of my sight.

Crispin: but I love u. Why would you sit a comfortable throne instead of working your ass off with me in the fields?:(

Rhae: Honey I never worked a day in my life and I intend to keep that tradition.

Helaena at some point: MHEEWWWWHH

Alicent: he said he wanted a son, so zip it.

Helaena:*cries*

Rhae rhae: Kidnap me, make me your wife and slay my father's guards.

Viserys who can read their lips and understand Valyrian: What kind of wattpad fanfic is this shit. What's next Harry styles flying in on dragonback?

Harry styles: HELLO WESTEROS. THIS IS FOR OUR PRINCESS. ALL OF YOU; WATERMALEON SUGAR. HIGGGGGH.

Crowd: HIIGGGGGH.

Aemond in Alicents belly: Grgg *DEMONIC NOISES*

Alicent: why does rhaenyra get Harry styles and I all I get is traumas and struggles. Also why is prince daemon and her acting out duncon fics when I INTRODUCED RHAE RHAE TO WATTPAD AND HE GAVE ME HIS FAVOUR I HATE THIS AHHH.

Alicent; why am i so angry... I don't understand.

Aemond in her belly: MOAHAHAHA IT WORKS.

Ser Harwin strong; I really should not. It is against the rules.

Rhae rhae: *breathes*

Harwin: If they cut off my cock I still got my fingers-

---

Time skip

Aegon: I don't know what happened but suddenly I'm borderline rapist and I'm also a drunk and like long legged people because it reminded me of dinosaurs and I got that phase when my father still loved me.

Aemond: I'm kind of cute and sympathetic but you will hate me later. It's OK. I will get over it ;)

Helaena: I am the mighty seer. I know all. OOH SPIDERS.

---

Vhagar: (dreaming) a big strong dragon approaches vhagar and courts her with a beheaded child corpse. She takes it and they mate.

Vhagar, waking up: WHO DARES INTERRUPT MY DREAMS?!

aemond; shit she's so big

Vhagar:*pulling a knife* WANT TO REPEAT THAT.

Aemond: uhm no ma'am! May I...May I ride you

Vhagar; NO :) *goes to sleep*

Aemond: shit shit...

Aemond: OBEY.

vhagar; WHAT IS WITH YOU AND YOUR FAMILY ALWAYS WAKING ME UP. FIRST LAENA NOW YOU. LAENA HAS NOT EVEN MET SEBASTIAN YET UNDER THE SEA. DO YOU MIND IM MOURING HERE.

Aemond: I understand..

Aemond;...its just...

Aemond: the seaweed is always greener.

Vhagar: (sigh): in somebody else's lake

/

Don't ask.

I Don't know what the hell happend either.

[unreone]

Art Fight 2024

STARDUST Agent UNR30N3, Reporting for Duty

FIRST WEEK:

Blueprint Preparations — Sketch out the concepts for charas; came up with ideas; choose which wip to commit or scrap for next year

Wait and Prowl — Assess both sea dwellers and friendly lasers that targets the crew of mah ship

Massive Chara Inclusion Selection — Scout for active agents to choose for the mass attack

CAUTION!!!

Some of the arts below the cut contains cartoon gore and elements that might disturb you.

You may proceed with this knowledge.

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Attacks Receivedth:

SNIPPY!!

By OCandada

Remark: Awwww heccc yeeez, first attacc of the yearrrr!!! My scissor rat boii looks so adorb and meek here, almost harmless! (just the way he would like you to believe hue hueee) It's frimkin cute to see him like this, I ain't even threathened by his scissor blade bwuhagagsbs. Thanks a bunch for this mate!!!!

The Happy Hills Killers

By ZillyCat

Remarks: Looks like Amora did not head to the right direction after all hyuackc huyckyc ycuuhxk (ill see myself out-) THIS IS FRIMKIN NEAT!!!! Just gurlzzzz slayinnn like they mean it. Literally. They slayed. Many corpses went unfound. The way that Sparkly is smiling, unfazed and that Mori is so proud of herself really makes this! OML this is a delight, I ain't even mad. Ames definitely snoop to close to get there ahaifhxjkx-

Buzzsaw

By Vilke

Remarks:

BRUV- WHAT-

THIS IS AWESUUUUUUMMMMMM!!!!!!!

Fricking crayon stuffed in breadsticks, this is not just eye candy. It's the whole confectionery!!!! It's soo cool to see Sketchy despite literally being halved. The clutter of sketches around them is fun to zoom into. This cursed oracle is beyond the concept of pain and suffering, look at death straight in the eyes and smiled wide. Sure, the pain not really getting to them is a lie, but it ain't gonna bring their jive down!

This is really well-done, thanks a bunch for making this one!

Run Like Your Existence Depended on It

By @zeddye

Remarks: THE MOST PATHETIC CRITTER KNOWN TO MANNNNNNN RUNNING YET ONCE MOREEEEE. When will this damn badger ever learn that Resustance IS fuccimg futile omlll. I adore the action lines for the bg, there even seems to be a skull formation right behind Dodger. It's soooooo funni he thinks he really can escape outta this one alive bwhshsvs. Great frimkin job as always mate!

BIG ART

By OCandada

Remarks: AYYYYYYYYYY, this is neaaaat!!!! A bunch of coolio quirky misfits altogether. This makes me smile so frimkin damn much!

Cheeky Rodent

By Cosmo

Remarks: Ayyyyy snipper snoppers!!!!!!! In Cosmo's artstyle!!!!!! What a glorious time to be alive!!!! Such attitude, this is definitely the face he makes when you say what kind of cut you wanna have at his barber shop. Is internally passing judgement? What does he mean when he said that is a choice you'd obviously made??? How can one infer from his monotonous tone his true intentions? Ahh all that will never be answered. He got that smayl tho

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snip snip

By @pierrotlunaire08

Remarks: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! This is (onfg MY COMPULSIONS DEMAND i MUST SAY IT-) bloody awesum! The way you render fur and blood here is cuttingly good. I guess, Snippy wants to stay sharp else he'd be on edge. The shading really seams everything together-

Seriously tho, this is fricking great and I'm still put in shear awe whenever I re-realize that I received this bit.

Rufforth Attack

By @shoups32

Remarks: PURE FRICKING DELIGHTFUL- It's really cool how ye made Rufforth here exude gentleness and sweetness, leaning to a friendly air. This tol puppet doggo may be a bit broken but still approachable as everrrr oml!

Dodger the Badger

By Daaniell3

Remarks: YOOOOOO WE GOT DODGER IN DANIEL'S ASSET ARRANGEMENT ARTSTYLE BEFORE GTA V LEZGOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! It tickles my eye sockets to see funky ear tuffs AND tail variant for him here. Adding to that is his silly frightful expressions. Oh to imagine him being put in situations. Def for the sake of plot and character evolution and not my entertainment. WbUha.

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That concludes my report! I'll keep y'all posted for future updates.

[omoriboii]

Happy Valentines Day Boii.

Thanks!!! Happy valentines to you, anon who keeps calling me Boii for some reason. Very cursed.

[sirensea14]

HOY MAGRARANT AKO DITO😭😭😭✋✋✋

TANGINA ANG EPIC NG EPISODE 8!! ITS SO FUCKING EPIC BRO, ITS LIKE WTACHING AN ANIME BATTLE!!! OH HELL YEAH IM EXCITED FOR SEASON 2!!! THO WAHTS UP WITH ALASTOR? 🗿 HE NOW CURSED 3 TIMES💀 HIS MICROPHONE CANE IS BROKE💀 AND HIS PART IN THE LAST SONG--"PULL THE STRINGS". OKAY, TO SUMMARIZE IT ALL-- WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT EPISODE. both in a positive and lore questioning light cuz the storyline is 🔥🔥🔥🔥--OH HELL YEAHHHH

Yes, theres typos here, yes i will rewatch it, and yes i will make fanarts of it tomorrow (its fucking night here lol)

Whats happening to alastor my boii

Edit: he actually cursed 4 times 💀 and then his voice reveal😭😭 it sounds so goofy af (excluding his taunting laugh at vox cuz that snicker is hot af)

Ah yes, im starting to simp for this fucker💀

EDIT 2: im adding carmilla to my favorite characters~ i hope mah boi Al will recover from this damage~ lucifer is fucking powerful but i didnt expect him to be this powerful. Wtf is going on with Alastor, seriously >:/ i hope he curses more often. Im still shaken from his voice without the radio filter

I screenshotted A LOT in this series XDDD

AAAAAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAA😭😭😭😭😭

[ditzyclown]

ALZ JUMPSCARE

ELABORATE IN YOU CHARACTERS RELATIONSHIPS

-alz, ya te la sabes

oooooh boii you sure are making me work on this au

LAMB Narinder = the lamb still has a MASSIVE crush on Narinder and immediately married him and made him their second right hand man cat as well as a disciple against his will. They still worship him and oh boy is it something Narinder knows is dangerous for him specially as the lamb is losing touch with their mortal side and Narinder is learning how to be mortal. The lamb won't let narinder go, if he tries to escape the lamb will chase him down. Narinder teaches them sometimes how to actually do their job. keeps ribbons with bells on his wrists and other places where he has scars from chains due to possesive reasons.... and because he looks cute in it!!! Pubre (first follower)= First spouse, first follower, first dissenter. The lamb confides in Pubre for everything. The lamb will never let Pubre die and he was the first to receive a golden skull necklace but after a lot of revivals their changes are permament, not that they mind. The lamb knows Pubre would do anything for them and trusts them with a lot of things. He's the lambs left hand man bunny hare

Shamura= The lamb is unsure how to feel about Shamura like the rest of the bishops but has the least supervision over them like the others. Shamura has thanked them for the chance of a peacefull life and the Lamb doesn't know how to feel about it. The lamb lets Shamura roam freely while assigning trusted followers to take care of them from afar when all bishops are busy. they were confused and lashed out upon indoctrination but as soon as Narinder returned from his missionary they calmed down and were released from the pillary Heket= Has bitten the lamb as soon as she was indoctrinated, the Lamb respects it. They tried to send other followers to talk thorugh her but ended up having to make 12 ressurections. nowadays the lamb just makes good food in exchange of her not destroying the temple again. The lamb keeps her supervisied at a distance always

Kallamar= The lamb sent Kallamar to the infirmary upon indoctrination and allowed Kallamar to get all his spouses back and even give them golden skull necklaces in exchange of good behavior, so far Kallamar has not caused any problems but is still supervised in case he tries to run away. A particular axolotl follower has taken a liking to bullying him. The lamb finds him wet and pathetic in an amusing way, like watching a panda trip and fail to be a predator in a zoo

Leshy= The lamb respects Leshy's pranks and chaos but THEY WILL PUT HIM IN THE PILLARY FOR THE 90TH TIME IF HE POPS OFF THE GROUND AND BITES THEIR TAIL AGAIN. He's in charge of growing camellias in the second farm alongside Theon, a (yellow) cat follower in charge of cooking and farming

--------------- Narinder

The lamb= Narinder has accepted the lamb's title as god, he has trouble sleeping. He can feel the lamb watching him. He can't lash out as he wants to, he can't kill followers that gets on his nerves. He's free but is leashed, Narinder always had a soft spot for the lamb but they are nervous of what the lamb might become. He won't ever let that show.

Shamura= Narinder has only been able to talk to Shamura peacefully from all his siblings. Sometimes Shamura forgets, Sometimes they talk about how they remember Narinder as a kitty wich always end up in stories they remember. Sometimes it's like the first time they saw Narinder out of chains, reaching out for him not to atack, curse or scream but hug and cry, Narinder will never feel like they will make up for what they did to them

Heket= Narinder can't really approach Heket without getting atacked or thrown stuff at, He understands his sister probably won't ever forgive him so he tries to maintain his distance. Part of him is relieved she has no throat to throw her venom filled insults at full force like before

Kallamar= Narinder sometimes sneaks up on Kallamar with the excuse of being his time to watch over him, he enjoys being able to scare him now, he never was able to do so before everything. The memory of seeing Kallamar try to sell out Shamura is supressed by his necklace to not make him dissent and kill Kallamar

Leshy= Still annoying as always. When the lamb first indoctrinated leshy and he was alone Narinder was the only one to gently guide them rather than recklessly grab his hand and drag him around like a certain lamb while he was getting used to full blindness... Narinder feels guilt over his younger brother getting also hit in his fury.

Pubre= Lamb I crave rabbit stew. I demand thee. Lamb. tf you mean we have to get along. LAMNBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB ---------------- SHAMURA The lamb= "Thanks........for taking such care of us...." On their most lucid moments they give try and show their thanks for letting them live a peaceful life besides their siblings... They sometimes mutters things near their crown.

Narinder= Still a little kitty in their eyes no matter how much he grows up... They feel guilt everytime they look at his scars. Probably the reason why Narinder no longer tries to claws his ribbons off.

Kallamar= They remember when he was so tiny and had to carry a bucket with him everywhere.... Oh how worried they got when he got his eye scar! Is aware he tried to send the lamb to kill them rather than him but they forgive him. It's not his fault he's like this now...

Heket= "Ah,,! heket do not... bite your brothers..." They sometimes try to cook Heket her favorite food, Heket eats it happily every time.

Leshy= Kallamar remembers Leshy being a rascal, they are glad that didn't change despite his new full blindness. they are also glad he tries to keep his voice down around them lately

Followers= "Such.... welcoming folk...."

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KALLAMAR The lamb= Afraid of them, afraid of the crown, don't hurt me please..

Narinder= Still afraid of him, he used to always find amusement in his little steps trying to pounce on him as a kitten and try to scare him. He can barely recognize the eyes of the kitty he called brother and.... HIM... now...

Shamura= Feels crushing guilt over trying to send the lamb after them and them STILL helping him........ He sometimes takes Shamura to make new clothe design with silk and yarn when is his turn to ake care of them.

Heket= For a big brother he has little control over her, he tries to watch from the sidelines when she's in a fury and take care of the injured once she's done. They tend to bond over cooking sea food together.

Leshy= wishes outloud for his brother to be more civilized but on the inside he's glad his little brother hasn't let the circumstances fully get to him.

Spouses(disciples)= Smooch! smooch for every single one of you!! loves his spouses all equally and was practically bouncing from one place to another when each one was revived. They help him on his job as a doctor

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HEKET The lamb= "CURSE. YOU. CURSE YOU WOLF IN DISGUISE OF A LAMB. HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? TO MY SIBLINGS?! HOW DARE YOU." She wishes she was able to truly vocalize her raw hatred and resentment for the lamb

Narinder= Doesn't want to even think about her traitor of a sibling. He was supposed to be her older brother, but how can she forgive such acts upon her other siblings?

Shamura= ..... She tries to not stress Shamura, She will even tolerate narinder somewhat if Shamura is around just to not bother them, they also will happily eat their food wether it tastes like the childhood soup they always made or burnt fish

Kallamar= Has a hard time respecting Kallamar as a big brother since Narinder's betrayal but she does try to not bully him too hard, the axolotl and Narinder seems to be doing her job for her...... She does enjoy his cooking

Leshy= She was glad her baby brother was still alive, she had a hard time believing it at first but the pain of losing her godhood is relieved when she watches Leshy attempt to eat a pumpkin whole and then getting his jaw stuck.

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LESHY The lamb= "stinky" local worm bites cult leader, Leshy makes a point of always trying to make problems for the lamb

Narinder= ....... He secretly still admires his big brother, being the only familiar thing in the cult for so long while the lamb saved his siblings from purgatorymade it so Leshy has the easiest time out of everyone besides Shamura to spend time alongside him. And he's great at describing stuff for him.

Shamura= They find comfort in their smell and them reading for him, it reminds him of when he was still a little worm, he tries to not be too reckless around them when he thinks they aren't looking

Kallamar= Even if he is blind he always manages to find kallamar due to his fishy smell haha! .... he has a hard time seeing him as a big brother like heket but still appreciates it when he tries to guide him even if he sometimes trips over his tentacles.

Heket= partners in crime. The reason why the lamb has to go and find seeds for more food. Mwahahahhaha!!!!

Theon= Why is their voice so familiar....?

------------------------------------------- Pubre The lamb= The lamb saved him when he was about to be sacrificed, showed him the truth, how gods can fall, how from helplessnes one can turn into a beast. They will follow the lamb no matter what it takes, even if it means giving away their afterlife.

Narinder= Knows he's the lamb ex-god.... Would prefer for him to not be around but would never question the lamb's choice of company, they already got a leash on the cat after all

Shamura= He can't believe he was scared of them once, they are a rather pleasant spider with a good talent at making patterns..... They are also good with kids wich is something Pubre can admire.

Kallamar= A fool of a "god".... Barely aknowledges him as if he ever was one. He can undersand his spouses devotion though no matter how poor their... "taste" is.

Heket= Foul beast, She must have been chosen the god of famine due to her appetite.

Leshy= Interesting worm, keeps things interesting around the cult at least. They could do with him not destroying stuff and farms though.

Followers= Simple feebles minds.... don't undersand the lamb denying them death is a gift, proof they are loved, wanted. _----------------------------------------------------------------_

Im gonna continue later with baal and aym im gonna rest my fingies

[anonymoosen]

me gib eyelashes.

are u rlly still here watching that YouTube kids slop something something u should do something mature like taxes but I know you won't inserts moosenic music what's got u fuming buddy what's got u raging dood did something piss you off you better learn to cope soon this place eats dopes for breakfast you'll need some thicker skin cuz if ur angry now imagine how you'll feel when you check ur bedroom and it's crawling with snakes jax when every step you takes a face full of rakes bam when even seats are threatening a certain sound pooooot ur entertainment who even needs a clownnnn get ur Jax toy get a little laugh boili so ur not down to clown well I won't let that get me down I'm ur jax toy have a little laugh boii I'd say I'm sorry but I'm not that type of party jax toy jax toy jax toy jax toy jax toy jax toy wait please give me a second so let me get this straight the mini jester thinks there's a solution to our fate wait wait let's hear her out for nothing here but time just let us in what will save us here we missed a sign you hear that audience ur in for a show we’re breaking numbers but we’re suffering low and as u chuckle on ur side of the screen I think I’ll join u giving a little beam what is r u crying from the jab to side can’t handle snide comments looking to confide with Ragatha good luck to ya I’m giving gold to those misfortunate enough to end up in a circus from a rancid purchase of a headset just my luck had gone and cursed us you wanna smile to ease ur mind we’ll lighten up so says my sign Caine ur stupid boom box is busted get ur jax toy get a little laugh boi so ur not down to clown well I won’t let that get me down I’m ur jax toy have a little laugh boi I’d say I’m sorry but I’m not that kind of party jax toy jax toy jax toy das me jax toy Jax toy I’ll keep u company Jax toy Jax toy Jax toy still me

[pancakey-haley]

I'm all about Choso again, ugh.... he's so amazing 🥰

[potatosani-blog]

So it’s in the middle of the night... And I was feeling very sleepy.... Wodering when Nansen will come home.... Ohhh... WHAT’S THAT!??  

He’s freaking here!!!

Bless my citadel. I can sleep in peace now...

[corignemarchive]

@killedinstead​ gets a thing with harry. ♡⚡

          standing here, on the emptiness that only hours before, staged a great and painful battle-- he can’t seem to get rid of the gnawing in his mind. the ITCH that even now, with everything finally over, he can’t seem to be free of. with the epic conclusion he know will be on everyone’s lips for years to come, harry cannot help but feel more split open now than ever before.    

                                                         THEY’D DONE IT! 

  the wizarding world was free-- the great tyrant of their age, gone, finally laid waste.  but harry still felt on the verge of something. and he had to wonder, was this what it meant to be a soldier? was this an ache and unease he might live with for the rest of his life? would this be his burden, just as that piece of darkened soul had been unknowingly over the years?   a thousand questions seemed to run free in his mind-- but there was one clear, one answer he NEEDED before any other. 

  turning slightly, harry’s eyes fell upon ones so familiar-- ones that had held some of the only comfort these past few years. and he felt a piece of his heart break in looking at her-- in thinking of all she had been through, just by having him as a son.     

          his voice finally came, far smaller than it had ever been as he asked the simple question.   “did you know? just-- please. did you know about the piece of him inside of me?”